/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15243029
>deenz in a buttery flavoured water scauce, warm

>>15243029
>Computer
>A mug of Deanna Troi's mid-estrus cycle piss, served hot!

>>15243062
why hot?

>>15243029
>20lbs of Beverly Crusher's ass and pussy, post work out, extra spicy.

>>15243069
For a more authentic experience.

>>15243069
I think asking it to be served 98.6°F would be best.

>>15243029
>Mad Dog 357 Plutonium Sauce in a spray bottle
>Computer, where is Wesley?

>>15243062
>actually choosing to drink the piss of a betazoid slut over the steamy golden nectar of a redheaded goddess.

this thread was to be a fun thought experiment to order create food combinations that the computer would replicate. instead it became something weird :\

Wensleydale cheese on black bread with mango chutney and rocket (arugula)......and an iced turmeric latte

>>15243165
>Computer, create a exact replica of Beverly Crusher's anus and vagina filled with Hamburger Helper, Deluxe Beef Stroganoff flavor.

i just deposited $5 i want my sandwich

>>15243029
>McChicken, lukewarm, missing 30% of its mayo

>>15243214
Money does not exist in the star trek universe.

>>15243029
I hope you're hungry. I'm printing a Jamie Oliver steak design he just tweeted. Only available on GoogleSamsung

>>15243029
I want a selection of steaks. Use my preference sheet on how I want them served.

>>15243249
Latinum does.

>>15243249
fuck a fruit basket

>>15243267
why would that have value?

>>15243029
Oi maccy, toss me some gregg’s pasties and a pint or two, cheers!

>>15243165
>Computer, replicate me a bananas and sausage pizza
>I’ll take it in Holodeck 3
>run YArrTroiCrusher4some program on holodeck 3, with the harem belly dancer fetish sub program

>>15243280
I have no idea.

>>15243305
are his ears supposed to remind one of (something else)?

>>15243331
Ferenginar is our greatest ally

>>15243029
two large plates of nachos, corn chips and cheese sauce only
make the nacho cheese extra orange today computer

>>15243280
Can not replicated and fairly rare.

So it is used as a medium of exchange outside the Federation and the major empires.

>>15243249
How do different species engage in trade?

>Computer
>pepperoni pizza
>no, I'll sautee the shitake mushrooms before placing them on the pizza myself

>>15243500
one of the greatest movie inventions of all time tbqhwy

>YO, 'PUTA
>GIMME WUNNA DEM, OH SHIT NIGGA WHATCHA CALL DAT SHIT WIT DA FLAPPIN AN DA ORGA MEAT
>YKNOW ALL DAT MUSHY SHIT
>GOEZ GUD WIT PURPLE DRANK
>AH SHIT NIGGA GET ME WANNA DEM PURPLE DRANKS TOO
>DAMN SON WAT DAT SHIT CALLED
>OH YEAH, FOIE GRAS
>MEDIUM WELL
>DONT BE FORGETTIN MY DRANK NOW BITCH

>computer
>I'd like you to generate the entire wealth of human knowledge and experience, the internet
>yes now create for me a forum enabling anonymous interaction with anybody in the world circa 2020
>populate with simulations of human beings of the same era
>good, now call them niggers

>>15243577
no u

>>15243029
Tell me Jean-Luc if humanity is so great why are there no 5 Michelin starred Earth cuisine themed restaurants in the Continuum?

WORF WANT FRESH GAGH NOT REPLICATED CRAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>try to order pad thai, extra spicy
>computer scans me and detects that I am white
>automatic safety override engages, changes it to mild
>end up throwing it out because it's too spicy
>order some nice grilled chicken and kale salad instead
unfortunately, all the oil from the salad dressing gave a tummy ache anyways. Lesson learned!

>>15243623
Small peepee Asian boy detected

>>15243480
Through violence and subjugation.

>>15243711
Sounds like a form of currency to me

>>15243029
>Computer
>Original recipe

>"COMPUTER"
>"I WANT WHISKEY EGGNOG"
>"I WANT SPIKED HOT CHOCOLATE"
>"I WANT A HOT TODDY"
>Ok computer, now that the children have ordered, I'll have a glass of mulled wine

sorry, but the only future food for me is compressed calorie blocks

>>15243780
Enjoy your cancer

>>15243029
>you can order anything you want
>buy you can only have insects

So at that point they are accessing the building blocks of reality - matter itself - as an energy source. Infinite? Ripping fabric of spacetime? Imagine dentistry with teleporters. There exists a clean, pure record of your original genetic profile. Anything can be regenerated and restored. I would never visit a porn-themed holodeck populated by virgin 50 year old women. Also: can holocharacters get pregnant? You can replicate a PS5/6/7/8/9 etc too, right? Damn. Like anybody would work at that point. I mean I'd probably explore space maybe...I'd holoclone myself that way neither of us would be top virgins. I'd replicate him with pussy-flavored balls.

>>15243165

Get a load of the newfag

>>15243277

SHIRLEY!? LIKE MY SHIRT!?

YO XBOX GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB - bitch

>>15243782
He will because he'll be alive to suffer. You will have died of starvation decades ago.

>>15244067
Thats the catch, yes everything is possible, everything is automated, and therefore humanity is a slave to AI overlords and must do as they decide. Which is why everyone in star trek is a military conscript

>>15244081
>humanity is a slave to AI overlords
>AI overlords

Thats a funny way to say 'human desire'

>>15243280
Rule of Acquisition Number 240 - Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.

>>15243280 #
Rule of Acquisition Number 240 - Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.

>>15243092
>>Computer, where is Wesley?
kek, dark places anon...dark places

>>15243124
this

>>15243202
bruh... taco hamburger helper is the only hamburger helper that would work

>>15243029
>computer 1 gallon of lentil dahl, extra spicy and 10 square feet of naan
>disable safety protocols

>>15243029
Computer, 1 munchie box with extra kebab and a 2 liter of Irn Bru

>>15243069
>ordering room temp piss

Disgusting!

>>15243577
phenomenal post

>computer, display a pickle
>now, give it huminoid features
>no, no appendages, just facial features, human, adult male
>Lt. Barclay, report to main engineering
>On my way, computer save program Barclay08
>Funniest shit I've ever seen...

>>15243611

>>15243792
dear god, how did she become 30 so fast?

>>15243029
>>>/tv/
Fuck off, retard.

>>15245189
Captain, I'm sensing distress from this poster

>>15245285
Recommendation?

>>15244081
>conscript
Starfleet requires rigorous entrance examination.

>>15245325
CAPTAIN, I RECOMMEND A FULL SPREAD OF PHOTON TORPEDOES