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>no one here can actually cook
>all just fast food, shitposting, and arguing of beans should be in chili
>we all apparently hate each other judging by how we talk to one another

Why do we keep coming back?

>> No.15242287

>>15242282
Reddit is that way sir or ma'am

>> No.15242300

I'm making pumpkin gnocchi right now you Reddit bitch.

>> No.15242307

>>15242282
people talk about food and cooking all the time here. I feel like you're one of those people who think cooking is super complex and difficult and expect any discussion on cooking to be like an advanced course in a culinary school.

>> No.15242329

I need to stop myself from thinking about my life and use up all my spare time reading words.
Sometimes I come here to read words. Usually after I've read all the words elsewhere.

And yes, this place sucks. Not only are people awful, but they have terrible advice too.

>> No.15242338

>>15242307
Threads that aren't shitposting are filled with seriously mentally ill people flaming everyone/derailing threads and passive aggressive drunks. I agree with OP. Shit is worse than /tv/ and /v/ but it doesn't warrant a thread.

>> No.15242340

>>15242282
I can cook. Fuck you faggot. And beans DO NOT belong in chili end of story!

>> No.15242344

>>15242282
Idk anymore
For me it is (or was) simply board culture.
I think this place peaked in 2015 though and it's been downhill from there.

>> No.15242350

Its the best board on 4chin

>> No.15242352

>>15242282
https://voca.ro/19L29TYQvDrN

>> No.15242362

>>15242338
That's just 4chan, I don't think it's any better or worse here than other boards

>> No.15242377

>>15242282
Can I shit in your mouth?

>> No.15242388

>>15242352
I genuinely enjoyed this voice clip.

>> No.15242397

>>15242362
I think it's worse because once bitter mentally ill drunk logs on, he tends to shit up every single thread until he passes out. It's very noticeable since the board moves so slow.

>> No.15242448

i believe ck is 40% indian men and i will marry all of them

>> No.15242463

>>15242397
Bitter mentally ill drunk is the only one here who knows how to cook. Also, /ck/ hasn't been slow in years.

>> No.15242465

>>15242352
Based

>> No.15242478

/ck/ is going through the same retarded progression that /fit/ did where "ironic'' shitposting is becoming the main type of post, and people who do actually have worthwhile contributions just start shitposting with the retards

hopefully everyone gets bored and starts having better discussion eventually

>> No.15242481

>>15242282
Chili without beans is not halal

>> No.15242483

>>15242282
>>no one here can actually cook
there are threads with cooking and people who can cook pretty well, lurk more faggot

>> No.15242484

>>15242340
Obviously you can’t cook if you don’t put beans in chili

>> No.15242490

>>15242352
Google is a terrible resource for cooking.

>> No.15242514

>>15242478
I think the main reason for this is that there are more and more infants who come on 4chan who had their brains deep fried by getting to watch youtube from a very very young age because mommy and daddy didn't want to actually put work into raising a kid.

It's also the generation of "omg I'm so depressed, I'm such a piece of trash", so they don't actually know how to communicate like normal human beings with shoehorning overused memes into it.

>> No.15242517

i actually recently returned to /ck/ after a year or 5 and i feel like it has changed for the better

>> No.15242556
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>>15242282
>no one here can actually cook
wrong, plenty of good cooks here I'm a working chef myself
>all just fast food, shitposting, and arguing of beans should be in chili
VGH THE MEMES OF /CK/

>we all apparently hate each other judging by how we talk to one another
fuckin toughen up ya little bitch I prescribe you three McChickens™ a day mixed with concrete maybe you wont be such a soft cunt then

>> No.15242565

>>15242282
sometimes posts are funny. i am tired of reading this shit. nobody comes on 4chan because they are a chad. we grew up with the internet and want to laugh or maybe see a decent thread. wish you knew how to make them

>> No.15242568

>>15242352
>North America accent
stopped listening there

>> No.15242576

>>15242282
I like /ck/ :-)

>> No.15242590

>>15242352
what a chad

>> No.15242597

this board gets worked because it has a high ratio of seriousfags and in case you haven't noticed that's not the first order of business here so shitposters ramp it up because the seething is too much temptation

>> No.15242598

>>15242514
Yep. Giving the unwashed masses access to the internet was also a mistake.

>> No.15242600

>>15242352
based vocaroo poster

>> No.15242604

>>15242597
yeah but i think you are missing the point. the shitposters don't try. they don't try at all. if it is "banter" or "shitposting" there has to be a modicum of effort. if not, people complain. not that complicated.

>> No.15242614

>>15242352
What the fuck is this autism? Do you think you're clever or something?

>> No.15242624

>>15242604
>shitposters don't try
that's mostly what i meant by ramp it up, quantity not quality

>> No.15242630

>>15242624
i go on other boards and i see autistic raging at each other and then, later, they say.
>oh come on bro. it's just banter
autistic posting is not banter. i think that's all i wanted to say. i agree with you though brother

>> No.15242633

>>15242490
Google's a fucking search engine you massive circle of a square. Fuck.

>> No.15242731

>>15242624
The problem is that the board is slow so when one shitposter decides to trash the place, the entire board is filled with his inane spam that stays up for hours--sometimes even an entire day. On other "bad" boards like /v/, it's filled with trash but you can usually find decent threads since there are so many of them and the board moves fast.

>> No.15242844

>>15242352
>amerimutt

>> No.15242850

>>15242287
>or ma'am
retard
>>15242282
i hope a pack of somalians flays open your torso with a dull box cutter you filthy fucking homonigger

>> No.15242865

this board literally exists for flyovers vs coasties and americans vs europeans

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>>15242865
>

>> No.15242874

but /ck/ is way way WAY more seething than any other normie board it's weird as fuck

/int/ don't get mad
/sp/ don't get mad
/ck/ seethes its head off about everything

>> No.15242883

>>15242873
fast food preferences, one of the oldest /ck/ stables, is literally just regionalism shitposting you mental defective

>> No.15242914

>>15242883
you are a retarded fucking faggot with no observational skills whatsoever, dip your head in oil and set in on fire you dumbass goddamn retard
NEVER post here again

>> No.15242918

>>15242362
no this board is way worse than it should be
see
>>15242874

>> No.15242923

1 funny thing is if you get in a food thread on pol or b it is raging with lunatics and will move infinitely faster than it would here.

Go to pol and ask which country has the worst food then try it here

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>>15242914
lmfao you are fucking seething
holy shit you'd have a stroke in a second if you went on /int/

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>>15242352
https://voca.ro/1nJGH6KPUy5k

>> No.15242947

>>15242927
stupid fucking nigger, go the fuck back to r.eddit

>> No.15242954

>>15242938
based eurobro btfo'ing the muttboy

>> No.15242958
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>>15242938
>

>> No.15242968

>>15242938
cringe

>> No.15242974

>>15242397
literally me.

>> No.15242991

>>15242938
basd

>> No.15242996

>>15242974
In about 3 hours Ill be on here drunk. Probably wind up shitting up a thread or highjacking one

>> No.15243005

>>15242996
last time i was drunk (a few days ago)
i posted my dick all over ck, mu, co and int... several times, because i always resetted teh rooter

>> No.15243020

>>15242352
holy fuck best thing on this site all day thanks anon

>> No.15243028

>>15242996
based midweek drunkposter. I got three bans yesturday for similar shit but was fun tho.

>> No.15243032

>>15242282
Hey buddy no need for the long face man. In real life i would be nice to you and be your friend. So chin up soldier and keep on keeping on. Hope you have a wonderful christmas and new year. Tell your mom i said whats up too.

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>>15243032

>> No.15243184

I actually don't hate this board. Fairly low quantity of racist, self-loathing retards. The fast food threads are fine and some people are ok cooks.

I'm pretty bad but honestly I make a few things acceptable. I eat out like twice a week.

Not a bad board. Cheers, dudes (not you, racist trash heaps.)

>> No.15243192

>>15243184
fuck niggers, they are low IQ subhumans like you

>> No.15243197

>>15243184
>Fairly low quantity of racist
that's because this board is full of brown people
that's common in non-flag boards but especially common here since brown people also tend to have better ingredients because their brown regions are warmer

>> No.15243278

>>15242282
>>no one here can actually cook
I can, at domestic level

>> No.15243288

>>15243197
Ive got a couple of drinks in me and Im ready to start berating people.

Brown people have shit ingredients. Fruit is the only thing they have thats decent, but it may have been fertilized with their own shit.

>> No.15243291

>>15242282
I'm making some sourdough baguettes. Hope it will finally work.

>> No.15243311

>>15243288
go to bed alkie

>> No.15243318

>>15243311
I got about 5 hours before bedtime.

>> No.15243330

>>15243184
I love this board but hate you and no I'm not a racist.

>> No.15243335

>>15243318
then return to r*ddit and donr forget to drink as much soilent as possible this has been already said to you>>15242938

>> No.15243346

>>15243335
I literally have never been on reddit, never had a facebook page, twitter account or any other faggotry

>> No.15243370

>>15243335
>telling a drunk alkie racist shitposter to return to reddit
lmao you've got it so wrong stupid faggot

>> No.15243387

>>15243197
>because this board is full of brown people
Actually it's because /ck/ is more of an adult board. Or at least it used to be.

>> No.15243394

idk man /ck/ has heart, I've seen people here make rude posts and then apologize for being rude

>> No.15243400
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McChicken dubs

>> No.15243402

>>15242938
Good post Boris

>> No.15243403

>>15243394
Ive done that. Im the alkie, but Im a nice guy and straight as fuck. I also can cook like a champ.

>> No.15243406

>>15243346
so you mainly sit here on 4ch and you arent racist? what you cant read? are you white?

>> No.15243412

>>15243370
he isnt racist. thats the problem.
>>15243402
how could you tell?

>> No.15243414

>>15243370
you literally have to go back...you dont belong here and you never will

never post on this board again

>> No.15243415

>>15243192
You're a fucking pathetic waste of consciousness. I've known dogs more valuable than you.

>> No.15243421

>>15243406
Im white as they come. Chan is literally the only thing I participate in resembling social media. I refused to text for years, then I eventually I wpuld text, but only in spanish. No one I know speaks spanish.

>> No.15243422

>>15243415
Dogs are more valuable than niggers ironically

>> No.15243424

>>15243415
I think he's cool guy. U sound like a libtard or something

>> No.15243430

>>15242923
>>>/pol/297244909

>> No.15243437

>>15243430
Got a point there

>> No.15243448

>>15243421
so you cant read then huh? everyone who is white, can read and spends some time on 4ch are enlightened racists.

>> No.15243454

>>15243394
That's how /ck/ has always been. The people actually making quality posts are typically drunk line cooks, who will yell at you and call you shit in one post, and then go into depth about techniques and ingredients in the next to try to get you to do better next time.

>> No.15243455

>>15242938
lol

>> No.15243456

>>15242938
Based

>> No.15243465

>>15243454
i prefer the soyjack spammer and the completely off topic threads, we need to turn this place into the food version of /tv/

>> No.15243477

>>15243465
Isn't /tv/ the transvestite board though?

>> No.15243485

>>15243437
Funny, huh? Pol is like starving pirhannas. If any of them can form an opinion, they will amplify by 1000 and defend it like their life depends on it

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>>15242397
Hey, I might not be the picture of sanity or sobriety, but I try to be nice on /ck/.
/ck/ is comfy.

>> No.15243497

>>15242397
Tell us more about this fellow

>> No.15243498

>>15243485
you’re thinking of reddit pal, ypu should go back, you belong there

>> No.15243505

>>15243498
Like I said retard this is the closest I get to internet talking nonsense.

>> No.15243511

voice replys should happen more. just my 2 cents.

>> No.15243549

>>15243485
/pol/ is the smartest board actually, some schizos out of count

>> No.15243555

>>15243549
no way. there is proof that feds infiltrated that crap years ago, or at least posted there. and it is full of really bad trolls. no. way. just get out of here with that. you clearly haven't been paying attention

>> No.15243556

do yall tell your friends you get on 4chan?

>> No.15243558

>>15243346
here's your medal. i don't think you're going to find anyone super impressed by you on 4chan. just saying.

>> No.15243562

>>15243549
So do you wish the holocaust actually happened? That is a common question there

>> No.15243565

>>15243556
>YALL
i can tell you're a faggot

>> No.15243570

>>15243555
the smartest trolls because you cant even notcie them. and yeah, feds been there for ages but who cares? you can spot em on as they glow in the dark and just run them over as Terry said once.

>> No.15243574

>>15243558
Ok. Wheres my medal? I at least gave this thread some traction

>> No.15243582

>>15243562
I want them to stop doing what they're doing but unfrotunately its impossible so

>> No.15243586

>>15242352
>>15242938
why are amerifats and eurocucks so cringe

>> No.15243592
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>>15243556
everyone around me know that I am a notorious /pol/ack

>> No.15243597

>>15243497
>>15243488
He's the guy that starts losing his fucking mind because you don't like the same burger, chili, or beer that he does. Like he seriously comes fucking unglued and derails threads. I suspect that there is more than one of them but that's just a guess.

>> No.15243598

>>15243570
that doesn't make it any more appealing. in fact, it does the total opposite

>> No.15243614

>>15243565
im from the South you stupid nigger

>> No.15243619

>>15243555
glowies and shills are on all the boards even this one to a much lesser extent. you're naive to think they wouldnt crop out to the other boards and all pack in pol. pol is the main entry board now and a lot of polacks stay on forechin but never/hardly get on pol after awhile so why wouldn't the glowniggers and shills do the same

>> No.15243626

>>15243619
based on what i have seen in 2 years, they definitely focus on pol more than the others. i have seen nothing but garbage on there for years

>> No.15243634

>>15243597
There wouldn't be a problem if you'd just stop calling my perfectly cooked medium-rare burger "raw".

>> No.15243636

>>15242282
I feed on the hate. With a side of cringe.

>> No.15243640

>>15243597
Interested to observe this

>> No.15243658

/ck/ is my favorite board. I started lurking here about ten years ago and I've gotten genuinely helpful advice over the years. Posters here tend to be fairly polite when being serious as well. There is pretty much always at least a couple threads that interest me at any given moment and the shitposts make me smile. I always enjoy the time I've spent here.

>> No.15243659

>>15243634
>>15243640
It's not the typical banter about how you're a dumbass retard faggot because you do X. Like guy seriously loses his fucking mind. He hasn't been here very long and I suspect it's that unfortunate anon that created the schizo thread about wanting easy to create meals.

>> No.15243669

>>15243659
i can't stand when people try to excuse their autistic freakouts as "banter"

you're just an autistic asshole with no creativity

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>>15242282
They always tell me my food slopa- shit
+to kill myself.
Why does everybody hate each other?

>> No.15243672

>>15243658
same thoughts. agree

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>>15243669
>you're just an autistic asshole with no creativity

>> No.15243679

>>15243670
Because you're just shitting up the board when you take pictures on a potato, and there's literally no reason to trip.

>> No.15243682

>>15243674
yeah, call me reddit for making fun of retards on the site. brilliant comeback. never once heard it before

>> No.15243687

>>15243556
I've never mentioned the word 4chan to anyone even when it's come up in discussions with friends I just act like I don't know what it is

t. been coming here since 2006 regularly

>> No.15243688

>>15243669
What is the point of making a post like this except for creating more trash background noise? That's what differentiates /ck/ from the other boards. There's a ton of posters that just derail threads with stuff like this. It's not even clever because it's obvious that you don't give a shit except for harvesting more replies. And posters like you just keep spamming people.

>> No.15243695

>>15243688
what the fuck. you must be one of the autists i was talking about

>> No.15243698

>>15243670
>tripfag
you deserve it and your pic is slopa shit, kill yourself

>> No.15243699

ck is kinda unique in that it probably has the lowest traffic relative to the popularity of topic. everyone eats, almost everyone likes food, hell even most people cook to some rudimentary level yet it's like the 30th fastest board. so it has a different type of posters in different forms

>> No.15243700

>>15243597
Oh, that's not me then.
I am a bit crazy and a drunk though.

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>yeah, call me reddit for making fun of retards on the site. brilliant comeback. never once heard it before

>> No.15243707

>>15243698
dont ever disrespect a tripfag again you fucking tourist...learn some manners

>> No.15243708

>>15243702
people like you cant engage in conversation in real life or even online. you must be proud of yourself

>> No.15243731

>>15243707
you are right I take it back

>> No.15243735

>>15242874
>/int/
Are we talking about the same /int/?

>> No.15243736

>>15243695
Seriously--what is the point of posting trash on a board that once had decent discussion? We could get trash on /v/, /b/, /pol/, or any other dumping ground. You're not funny and having reasonable discussion isn't some Reddit boogieman because that used to happen here. It still happens even on trash boards.

>> No.15243741

>>15242874
>but /ck/ is way way WAY more seething than any other normie board it's weird as fuck
not really desu, pretty chill here the shitposting is just turned up to 11 and people love to shit on eachothers OC it's great, I'm kinda dissapointed when I post some OC and people don't say it's garbage and I'm a human waste of space that should kms, unironically comfy

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>>15242282
>and arguing of beans should be in chili
there's nothing to argue over, it's not chili without beans.

>> No.15243768

>>15243764
wrong, if it has beans then its a soup and is not chili

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>>15242338
>passive aggressive drunks
fuck you bitch i'm not passive

>> No.15243791

>>15243779
I knew a girl who could make this. she was trully fascinated with me big schlong

>> No.15243796

>>15242352
The passion you have is awe inspiring

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>>15242282
>Why do we keep coming back?

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>>15242344
>it's been downhill from there.
4chan is flat, it not going up or down hill...its going nowhere. If 4chan was a place it would be Florida

>> No.15243806

>>15243741
Try the transportation board. They are bloodthirsty fanatics over trains.

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>>15242352
holy based
>>15242938
i bet you're that anon living in a rundown shitshack with the crusted microwave and walls falling apart

>> No.15243821

>>15242938
shit is lube if you do it right

>> No.15243823

BRING BACK /ALCK/ THREADS

>> No.15243834

>>15243549
/pol/ is the most retarded board. Don't know why /pol/tards come to a cooking board of all places to shitpost. It's one of the most international interests and you have people shitting on cuisines they haven't tried because they're non-white.

>> No.15243839

ok goodnight faggits

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>>15243768
if it doesn't have beans it's just sloppy joe and the fuck want to eat meat sauce by the spoonful?

>> No.15243844

>>15242282
its worse than you think. newfags have the balls to make stupid threads now

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>>15243820
I dont even have one
>microwave
Im not a mutt to microvawe my food, now tongue my anus

>> No.15243868

>>15242282
bump actual cooking threads instead of giving free you's to those that post fast food/frozen dinner/nostalgic food.
the only way for complete change is for the jannies to make a containment general for fast food/frozen dinners like how mu has it's kpop general.

>> No.15243869

>>15243184
>Fairly low quantity of racist, self-loathing retards.
Are you serious? Everytime I check this board there are /pol/ bait threads and every thread gets derailed by retarded racist shit. Why do you think this board is all fast food? /pol/ refugees are literal children who don't know how to cook so they rely on fast food, unlike the ethnic people they seethe about who have hundreds if not thousands of years of culture and cuisine.

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>>15242397
I've posted 3 times to this and not one has gone through wtf? my other posts are going through just fine

>> No.15243890

>>15243869
this might be the most retarded thing ive ever read on this website

i hope a pack of somalians breaks into your home late at night and flays you open with a dull box cutter you stupid nigger, kys

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>>15243844
garbage threads aren't even the problem, it's repeat thread that are ruining this board. lets have 3 identical threads about pizza with a combine post count of 7

>> No.15243907

>>15243904
or the "for me it's (insert fast food item here)" threads

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>>15243869
do you know where you are? i think you might be lost.

>> No.15243912

>>15243907
for me, its the chick fil a chicken sandwich
the best one in the market

>> No.15243920

>>15243890
You already posted this. Why do you even come here if your only contribution is to shit up threads? Are you that insecure about the fact you're not white? You don't get to decide how you're born so just live with it and stop being an insufferable faggot.

>>15243908
Do you? Your filename alone shows how new you are.

>> No.15243929

>>15243904
Whats with the chilli spaghetti thing? Its getting as bad as the stupid Andy log thing

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>>15243907
>now that the dust has settled
> for me its the McChicken
>i'm gay btw
>vinegary shits
>deenz
>aardvark sauce
>bangs rootbeer
truly the worst memes on 4chan

>> No.15243936

>>15243920
David Bowie was awesome tho

>> No.15243941

>>15243929
this is a food and cooking board, if you hate chili and spaghetti so much why don't you just leave

>> No.15243949

>>15243930
I think you mis typed your post, don't you mean funniest memes?

>> No.15243952

>>15242938
based

>> No.15243953
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>>15243930
fuck you bangs is charming
Real /ck/ meme is shit like this or SteveMRE, though

>> No.15243956

>>15243929
Ohio

>> No.15243957

>>15243941
I love to cook. Posting retard threads about chilli on spaghetgi has nothing to do with anything. Are you the sole loser or one of many posting this shit?

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>>15243920
>insinuating i'm a newfag
That is not proper etiquette, pleas learn your board culture by lurking more.
Also if just right click save image and i got it from here.

>> No.15243982

>>15243953
i don't like the bangs meme because A&W is better root beer and it upsets me that a shitty watery root beer is getting free adverts through memeolgy

>> No.15243987

>>15242282
This is the only board that makes me laugh.

>> No.15244043

>>15243957
>wahh I don't like chili sketty jokes a bloo bloo
chili on spaghetti is on topic, whats your point?

>> No.15244046

>>15243930
you forgot
> I am the guy who snapped his parakeet's neck in half the other day when I had a rage induced adult temper tantrum (I have severe anger issues)

>> No.15244064

>>15244046
you know what i haven't seen in a long time is the
> i got 4 million in a lawsuit after a coke stocker shoved a 2L up my ass

>> No.15244082

>>15242352
I’m always amazed how readily zoomers will make voice and video clips. I’ve been online for decades and never made any kind of recording of myself or stream or anything like that. Anyway, decent post or clip or whatever

>> No.15244096

>>15243987
Same, /tv/ gives a chuckle sometimes but after I stay there for 15 minutes I hate it and leave

>> No.15244113

>>15244082
awesome man, we all care so much, thank you for sharing this

>> No.15244116

>>15244113
You’re welcome

>> No.15244138

>>15243929
europeon shills pushing a very local meme dish that even there almost nobody eats. whats even dumber is that the chili they put on spaghetti is just a traditional meat red sauce you'd find across Italy with a added dash of American chili spices like cumin, and cinnamon & cocoa powder but they can't seem to comprehend that they are used very sparingly so you don't actually taste cocoa and cinnamon rather they just accentuate the other flavors.

>> No.15244141

>>15244116
fuck you faggot dont post in this thread anymore, what i said earlier was sarcasm

>> No.15244146

>>15244141
Really? I couldn't tell

>> No.15244150

>>15244141
Really? I thought you were interested in my perspective

>> No.15244159

>>15244141
Really?

>> No.15244165

>>15244141
No kidding?

>> No.15244173

>>15242282
I'm cooking chicken and dumplings right now

>> No.15244189

>>15244141
im gay btw not sure if that matters

>> No.15244202

>>15244189
Tell us about your penis and its role in creating quality posts on /ck/

>> No.15244217

>>15244189
>>15244202
it's odd that meme is prevalent on /ck/ considering /ck/ has the most femanons of any board, 50% easy

>> No.15244257

>>15244217
>femanons
they are called trannies anon

>> No.15244270

>>15244257
Explains all the feminine sausage threads

>> No.15244290

>>15244189
>>15244202
>>15244217
im a gay (woman) not sure if that matters

>> No.15244297

>>15244290
That's only because you haven't enjoyed a proper dicking

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>>15243930
>not naming ths worst one out there

>> No.15244324

>>15243930
>having shit taste

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I can cook, and I love you freaks.

>> No.15244365

>>15244358
>cakes
>cooking
ummmm sweaty...

>> No.15244366

>>15244358
Me too. Love ya

>> No.15244373

>>15242282
i can cook
the onlyreason i come here is because of the food tuber threads
idk why but i kinda like the drama

>> No.15244411

>>15244373
god those are probably even worse than american fast food threads, i don't think ive even opened a youtuber thread in over a year

>> No.15244513

>>15242850
>retard
Yes, some people think they are women

>> No.15244555

>>15244411
i filtered all of them

>> No.15244581

>>15244358
What are like, the basic fundamentals a person needs to know to be badass at making deserts like that?
t. 0 skill points in confectionry or whatever

>> No.15244606

>>15244581
baking is for niggers and faggots

>> No.15244615

>>15242282
I got banned for making this thread in 2013
Now that I graduated and live on my own I cook all the time
I don't think the board will ever change, it's just a nice place to shitpost and occasionally have a good discussion or cook-along thread

>> No.15244625

>>15244373
I cook all of my own meals from scratch. The worst I do is canned crushed or canned corn for chili (for now)
idk if I'm amazing, just a home cook.
But I love this board. People here are fucking nuts and I love the food gore.

>> No.15244653

>>15244141
huh?

>> No.15244686

>>15242352
>This fucking retard
If you actually want information on how to cook things, all you have to do is go to google.com and type in whatever the fuck it is you're trying to cook, and there are endless resources that aren't full of shit-posting chan-tards. Al- Every-fucking-where. Everywhere you can look. You can learn how to make anything in the world that you want to make, through Google. I don't understand how you motherfuckers were born after Google was created, and don't know how to fucking Google.
Besides the point, people like just looking at food, and so like if you gotta put up with some deenz threads every now and then, because you want to look at food, then fucking do it. You obviously like it, because its releasing dopamine into your brain. I-its releasing dopamine into your brain. Its quick, easy access to dopamine. Thats why people get addicted to reddit. That why people get addicted to twitter. Thats why people get addicted to fuckin- fo-retardedass, dumbass, fuckin faggot-ass 4chan. It's why y-it's why you're here buddy.
So, you know like, the least you can do is start a real thread about something you're interested in, and if someone is being a faggot, just ignore that and-and, every now and then somebody on here does actually know how to do it, and they will help you out, by telling you some shit that you didn't know. Its just for fun. Its just for people that like to cook; and-and like food.
And every now and then, doritos comes out with some chips, and there will be a thread on it, and you can go fuck yourself, because you can ignore the thread. Its called Shift-Click. If you really fucking care that much, go to the front page of (((C-K))) and-and-and you press Shift, and then you left click on the thread, and it fucking disappears into the ether, and you never have to see it again. It's really not that fucking hard buddy.

>> No.15244723

>>15242352
Were reaching levels of based not thought possible

>> No.15245025

>>15242282
This is a FOOD and cooking board. We don't need to discuss cooking specifically.

>> No.15245035

Ever since /b/ went south blue boards have become more hostile. Those reatrds went to other boards and still act like it's /b/.

>> No.15245058

because, comparatively speaking, /ck/ is a decent board.

most of the other boards here make me want to baja blast my brains out

>> No.15245193

>>15243987
This desu. I'm not sure how to describe it exactly but there's something about the shitty food autism mixed with the faux shilling and casual abrasiveness of a lot of posts here that makes this board more consistently amusing than most others

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>>15242338
>WAHHHHH THIS BOARD HAS PEOPLE WHO SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT THEM TO SAY
grow up loser, this is a shitposting site

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>>15244581
Learn to make caramel, ganache, and decent cake from scratch. You need an eye for aesthetics. Try new things.

>> No.15245310

>>15242287
girls don't exist on the interwebz

>> No.15245313

>>15244189
best dish for anal?

>> No.15245317

>>15243400
bas-

>onions
cringe

>> No.15245352

>>15243556
Typically I do. If someone doesnt want to be my friend for shitposting on 4chan they are not worth my time anyway. Fuck people who take everything so serious.

>> No.15245490

>>15242340
Kiss my ass i put them there and there isnt shit you can do about. Meet me after school lets fight.

>> No.15245506

>>15242633
You doesn't give good website stupid

>> No.15245511

>>15242514
>It's also the generation of "omg I'm so depressed, I'm such a piece of trash"
That angers me the most. How can’t you have any pride in being yourself? You are who you are, what good it do to bitch and moan 24/7.

>> No.15245545

Honestly one of the best things about this board is coming here and talking about how I don't home cook every meal. I can't believe how much it triggers people that humans order in or go to a restaurant, and don't think that their cooking is the best and cheapest thing in human history.

I don't think I can't trigger any board more, and I'm not even trying to bother people like 70% of the time.