/ck/ - Food & Cooking

thinkin about thos peez

>>15236375
Give recipe

based chana-chad

They are super toxic

>>15236375
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY GARBANZO NIGGER

>>15236375
>deenz is over
You shut your fucking mouth, tastelet.

>>15236375
I got my two male toddlers a big box of kids condoms for Christmas. If they're going to do it, I want them safe. There's a considerable amount of sluts at their preschool and I don't want any shenanigans.

I only mention this because we had chickpeas for breakfast. A hearty breakfast is essential for the growing toddler.

>>15236375
Y’all toasting your chickpeas in the oven, or in a pan? I always hear the pan method is better, but I struggle to get them to crisp up evenly without burning

Take the chickpea pill:

I buy these cans for 48¢ each at Walmart. I drain them and put the chickpeas in a bowl with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, oregano, rosemary, and, believe it or not, some Montreal steak seasoning. It’s delicious and filling, with 21g of protein and over 400 calories: a perfect light lunch or after workout snack. You literally cannot beat that value. I buy 12 can flats for less than $6 and I never have to deal with soaking or cooking the dry beans.

>>15236484
you're a retard

I can get jiggy with this

>>15236623
All legumes are super toxic.

>>15236637
Enjoy your preserved fish full of heavy metals and micro plastics, bro

>>15236571
I bet you spend your day farting and no one wants to be around you

>>15236645
>Enjoy your preserved fish full of heavy metals and micro plastics, bro
Yes, I think I will.

>>15236649
farts are from weak gut biomes, usually fatties who eat zero healthy food get farts when they eat plants
fatty

>>15236649
Chickpeas really aren’t as bad as beans in that regard. Even if that were true, the virile, masculine aura that I radiate due to daily chickpea consumption surely offsets any negative effects.

>>15236657
This is what vegans think but they all eventually end up suffering from SIBO and telling each other to send shit in a box to a vegan youtuber

>>15236682
are vegans your personal boogeyman? nobody mentioned them

>>15236375
Hummus is based
Falafels too

>>15236375
Been making chickpea vindaloo, its delicious

>>15236571
>why yes I am subsisting off agricultural advancements rather than nourishing my body with animal products it so strongly desires

>>15236657
Farts are from your body working really fucking hard to try and digest shit that is indigestible (plant fiber).
People who eat only meat barely fart.

>>15236375
For me it’s lentils

Deenz have more protein. And it's complete.

Chickpeas are basically soy. How can pea brains compete?

I'll fucking demolish a pound of roasted salted chickpeas.
I know a lot of people don't like them, because they turn mealy after roasting, but I like them more than peanuts.

>>15236561
I throw mine in a tin and roast at 350 for 30 minutes with some olive oil and salt. Nice and easy

>>15236859
>byproducts of digestion are produced by digesting the indigestible
do words mean anything

black beanz>deenz>peaz

>>15236868
>eating farmed mercury scrubbers from a metal, plastic-lined tin.
enjoy your Paul Joseph Watson tier manboobs

>>15236657
Farts that smell you mean

>>15236934
WARNING! CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

>>15236977
>Goy

Hmmmm

>>15236545
What did you get for your female toddlers?

>>15236571
canned chickpeas are nasty man. How do tolerate the slime ?

>deenz vs chickpeas

wtf is this competition between two great foods

This is all fair and well, but what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

>>15237220
Western nations that traded with countries in the middle east by land call them garbanzo (or something similar), western nations that traded with the middle east by sea call them Chickpeas.

>>15236977
>(((Goya)))

>>15236375
>deenz is over
>chickpeas having an age
>not even considering the uprising of /sable/

Hummus is god tier but it's not worth the hassle of making when I can get a tub of it from a Lebanese restaurant for $4. Crispy chick peas are great, so are fully crunchy. Also good raw in a salad.

>>15237214
It's a waste of money to get canned but you can just rinse them.

>>15236905
no, they do not. fucking magnets

>>15236375
Assamalmulakam brothers, what is the best way to prepare based chickpeas? Soak, then par cook them or just soak and season and roast? Brothers, protein snacks are better than carb snax just because protein snacks don't make you as undrunk. Assamulumim

>>15237283
once they're hydrated get the outside as dry as possible before cooking

>>15237258
>It's a waste of money to get canned
why tho

>>15236637
And where did you hear that I formation? Because all the research I see suggest that eating legumes of any kind throughout your life increases your lifespan on average. Quite the opposite to your claim. Do you have any credible source to back up your claim? It's not my job to prove what autistic nonsense you're spewing.

My mom eats these every morning. Shes healthy as fuck so you might be onto something OP

>>15237551
because you can buy them dry and soak them in water for 1/5 the price

>>15236375
Fuck these, eat only beans

>>15237558
Legumes gives me heartburn ;w;

>>15236484
>>15236637
This is one of those weston a price foundation paleo keto south beach atkins shills that hate all plant foods and beans because "MUH PHYTATES" and "MUH LECTINS" completely disregarding the fact that cooking it destroys most of the lectins and phytate, leaving behind a small amount that's actually shown in studies to be (in small amounts) very healthy. canned beans are cooked already in pretty much 99% of all cases. I have never seen a raw uncooked can of beans in my life.

Large amounts of lectins and phytate, like found in uncooked dry beans, can put some one in the hospital or kill them. But nobody eats raw dry beans.

>>15236656
Notice how the shill associates eating unhealthy foods with contaminants and animal products with masculinity. They don't believe this, but they want you to believe it. It's a psyop. (psychological warfare operation)

Next they will tell you that any plant foods are associated with homosexuality.

>>15236657
Not always. I'm really healthy and sometimes the same plant foods give me farts, and sometimes the don't. Sometimes the farts smell, Sometimes they don't.
>>15236682
Only the gimmick retard ones that did no nutritional research.
>>15236859
The typical weston a price shill:
>brushes their teeth with spam
>washes their hair with barbecue sauce
>use bacon as bandaids
>only drink butter water or bone broth
>use lard as sunblock
>use head cheese as skin moisturizer
>eat 10 pounds of brains and organ meats every day
>eat absolutely no fruits or vegetables, or any plant foods for that matter "because only gay vegans eat healthy"
>wash not with soap, but with whole dead fish
>spread tushonka on their bread
>bread is made out of pashtyet
>wipes their ass with turkey slices
>use whole pepperoni staff as dildo
>put cold cuts under their tongue to "calm down the organ failure"
>literally burp up entire raw steaks when agitated
>ungodly meat winds of death flarbp out of their wet meaty fissured buttholes constantly

>>15238208
All of them? I had some do that to me, but not all of them. You just gotta find your favorites that agree with you.

>>15236375
Chickpeas and deenz are both tasty.

>>15236484
Humans have been eating beans with no issues for hundreds of years.

>>15238867
Oops, make that thousands

>>15236977
Refried beans wrapped in a tortilla with guac.

>>15236375

>>15237551
>>15237986

Canned beans are good for being roasted but cannot be used for falafels, which require raw ones

>>15236375
what do peez have to do with deenz

For me, it's 'peaz and 'deenz