/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15231640
THANK GOD I can't get enough of this year, who's with me that 2020 sucked?!

>>15231640
Based

Great thread

>>15231640
my uncle owns a dairy farm and gave me a preview of 2021 milk a few days ago. i can't give too much away, but let me just say: it's gonna blow your mind.

>>15231755
did he at least hug you afterward?

>>15231640
I am taking milk thistle because I drank about 200 beers in about 2 weeks.

I also had sex with a girl who found out she has herpes 2, and now I am getting my blood tested to find out how fucked my liver is after 15 years of drinking, and if I test positive for herpes 1 or 2.

Classic eh? Milk thistle.

>>15231768
This is why we as humans need deadly diseases, to filter out these people.

>>15231640
I heard the dealerships talking about new options and incentives for trade ins. Can't wait to get out of my old jug and into a new one!

>>15231789
Yeah there needs to be a new black plague or somethin

>>15231640
how does it taste?

>>15231926
respect us who want the spolier-free experience of 2021 milk

>>15231640
2021 cream has been out for weeks. The thrill is gone for me.

>>15231640
Yooooo deadass finna boutta grip that

>he's still drinking Jan 1 milk

>>15231977
>not drinking big fat milk

>>15231766
I don't want to talk about it.

I have the lactose free variant, and all I can spoil is: It's fucking sweet bros.

Are you guys memeing? Does new year milk taste better?

>>15231768
>I also had sex

stopped reading lol

>>15232147
IT'S UDDERLY FRESH ANON

>>15232147
>he doesn’t know

>tfw I can't eat dairy often because it makes me bloat

>>15232162
Get better jeans

How long till mario milk is back in stock?

>>15232200
a few months, just hold on a bt longer anon

based, solid thread my guy

>>15231640
You are the hero of /ck/ OP

>>15231640
extremely based thread

>>15231654
Relatable lol

don't buy into the hype

wait for them to patch it first

>>15231640
Anything significant in the patch notes?

>>15232162
You have to live it

how do I buy mario milk

>>15232147
Milk from the vaccinated cows just hits different.

>>15231654
Anon, 2021 is going to be even worse.

i've been waiting all year for this milk fuck yea

>>15231640
It's the expiration date you moron. God you guys are so dumb.

>>15233299
>he doesn't know

>>15233276
Why? We got Biden and Kamala coming in to sort out Blumpfs shit, there’s a vaccine on the way, things are looking good.

>>15233347
China is now a bigger threat now Trump is gone

>>15233347
Right. Enjoy your Joe & Kamala show while spending 2021 in lockdown.

>>15233290
I bought 4 jugs gonna resell on ebay for $20 each

>>15233347
Holy shit its actually retarded

>>15233372
>protagonist gets killed off in the first season
>sidekick becomes the main character
Why do the writers keep doing this shit?

>>15231977
This homo buys his milk in a fucking box

>>15232172
> Jeans
He isn't the only one that has poor genes

Been drinking milk almost everyday for 26 years and I'm 6'1 and 185 pounds

>>15231755
>>15231766
>>15232077
check’d n’ kek’d

>>15231768
Award time, that's the most tangentially related excuse to blog that I've ever seen in a thread.

Why do they need to come out with new milk constantly? The stuff I drank as a kid was fine. Just keep making that stuff. Probably a racket for the dairy farmers' R&D department.

>>15233474
>drinking milk almost everyday for 26 years
Same, 5'11 and probly 225-250.

>>15233198
You don't want to know.

>>15231755
>>15231766
>>15232077

>>15231926
They changed the recipe

>>15233446
Yeah and it's 2%. TWO PERCENT.
What are you trying to loose some weight, fatty?

>>15233347
Oh you poor fool

>>15231812
Goddamit. I knew it was a mistake to get that 2020 jug just a few weeks ago. I'll call the dealer tomorrow and ask if I can finance a '21 gallon

>>15231654
>he thinks 2021 is going to be better
got some bad news for you friend

well shit all I've got is milk that comes in a bag and expired yesterday

Malk

>>15231640
Is Mommy getting a firmware patch for 2021 Milk or no?

>>15231640
You could get a 2020 model for 0% apr right now

>yes, I'll have the Milk, 1983
>excellent choice, sir

>>15235754
>excellent post sir

>>15235754
Might I suggest the ‘89 Flyover Farms choccy milk to pair with your dino nuggets sir?

All these inferior faggots raging about the new 2021 milk while I'm sitting here enjoying some classic second-hand, mint condition 2009 milk.

>>15235903
Thank you, but a 91' lismore partial to my taste

>>15231755
Based and checked
Love you man, let’s meet up sometime and kiss.

>>15235754
Plebs are easily filtered by future milk

>parents never really enforced a good diet, drank milk but not often
>5'7 manlet
I swear to fuck if I ever have a son he'll drink his milk and eat his greens until he's 6'0 minimum

>>15233446
At least its not out of something gay like a bag or a mans ass hole

>still falling for the dairy jew

>>15233610
I don't understand what this sentence means in regards to my post. Plz someone explain.

>>15233347
kek

>>15231768
>I am taking milk thistle because I drank about 200 beers in about 2 weeks
That's only 14 beers a day you fucking pussy

>>15237336
He means it is not related to the OP at all beyond having the word milk in milk thistle

>>15233347
Welp, thread ruined

>>15233347
>he doesn't know that the year 20agenda21 is going to be even worse

>tfw milk cellar stocked with rare vintage milks
You plebs will just never be able to understand the subtle taste nuances that newer milks have.

>>15233366
Trump never did anything to stop china anyways

>>15231640
do they bake the covid vaccines in 2021 version? gosh, i hope so, i'll down a couple

>>15233276
>>15233956
Are people really this dense?

>>15233347
you sweet sweet summer child

So does ck like their milk with pulp or without?

>>15231640
A sign of a brighter tomorrow.

retard here how did he get milk from future surely milk exp date doesnt lie???

I cannot defend the dairy industry. The dairy industry is pure evil

>>15231654
Meme but really this year has not been well. Three deaths in the family. Not from Covid-19 though.

I've had 2021 milk for about 3 weeks now (I review it for YouTube), it's good trust me but after over 2000 sequels to the original Milk the series is starting to show its age. I've been told by somebody up the chain that they're soft rebooting the milk cinematic universe and streamlining it for younger audiences as well as making it more accessible for POCs, who previously couldn't experience milk as easily as a white person could. I'm super excited for you guys to experience Milk for the first time again!

>>15231755
Big if true

>>15231755
I don’t get it

>>15240106
The milk is coom

>>15231640
Whats the review on it? My stores still stuck on the old model

>>15233347
>she's taking the rushed vaccine created by you know who to get a huge payday while being completely free from liability of all the problems they'll cause
Oh no no no no

>>15235754
>>15235858

>>15231841
Instead, all we got was a superflu that barely kills 3% of the infected population even with severe underlying health problems.

>>15231755
fucking hyped now u bitch

>>15233639
Hit up your city's Little Italy and tell the first greaseball you see that you're looking for some gabagool sauce

>>15231654
Yeah, it was a huge letdown after all that hype about plague, death, and social disruption. A few fights over toilet paper shortages and then no real interesting changes. Disappointing as hell.

>>15233347
We are totally fucked m8. They're literally the stupidest pair or running mates possibly in history. Not like lole their positions r dum, they're actually total retards. Joe graduated bottom of his class at SYRACUSE LOL and Kamala failed the bar. They're gonna fuck this up and theyre gonna do it hard.

>>15236989
My boyfriend grew up on a small hobby farm with Jersey cows, drank raw tiddy juice for his crucial years.

Is just shy of 6'4 and 230lbs with a 6 pack and vascular biceps.

>>15231654
>got a free paid vacation from work for several months
>got to spend all that time learning how to cook
>unlimited money because stonks/BTC and nothing to spend it on
>endless entertainment on the streets, the news
>back at work remote so I can get paid to jack off to futanari
This is the best year of my life
I don't ever want this to end

>>15233446
I bet his milk is as homo as he is, too.

>>15240848
Intelligent people haven't been in office in my lifetime. They're unelectable Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump. Obama's the smartest one, but he's really just a mediocre mind that can talk reasonably well.

>>15231755
fake and gay, there is no more milk

>>15233347
>We got Biden and Kamala coming in to sort out Blumpfs shit
Prepare to be dissapointed, you just brought another establishment shill into office and nothing will change.

>>15241030
Should've preordered, you poor milkless bastard.

>drinking cow pee

>>15240863
You are gay for making this post

>>15241011
Le evil Bjlarmfphkhalarm!
Stupid larpers making up new names for their "headcannon" characters