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15231428 No.15231428 [Reply] [Original]

Keep buying liquor on Tuesdays.
Keep wasting all your money on lottery.
Keep spending $50 on Patron when it's not even worth $15.
Keep chasing Blanton's and pestering me every day about it, accusing me of hiding it in the back despite me telling you when to be here for a shot at it.
Keep trying to steal money from the tip jar to pay for your Crown Russe
Keep trying to buy without ID and calling me a fascist when I ask you for proof you aren't 15 like you look.
Keep talking on your phone while telling me what drink you want and pretending it's my fault you said the wrong thing because you're distracted.
Keep trying to bargain with me for a discount despite my telling you we are a state agency and cannot give discounts.
Keep asking for Bacardi Oakheart.

>> No.15231438

sorry, I only drink Hamm's and PBR, not faggy liquor. /thread

>> No.15231483
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>>15231428
OK

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>>15231428
You must be fun at parties>>15231428

>> No.15231495

liquor dries out my throat, what do?

>> No.15231513

>>15231428
>Keep trying to steal money from the tip jar
>liquor store
>tip jar
What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? That's like asking me to tip my heroin dealer. I've never seen a tip jar at a liquor store ever.

>> No.15231586

>>15231513
Employees here used to be bartenders, they brought the jars with them.

>> No.15231713

>>15231586
Sorry you work with retards

>> No.15231746

>>15231428
Stop making this shitty thread. Twice was two too many and three is three threads too many.

Fucking faggot.

>> No.15231771

>>15231746
Those were stop buying liquor threads. This is a keep buying liquor thread.

>> No.15231778

>>15231586
That is the cringiest shit I have read all week.

>> No.15231779
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15231779

I usually post in whisky threads but see these a lot. What are they about? It seems like you're having fun in here.

>> No.15231785

>>15231586
where did they tend bar at? Reddit?

>> No.15231820

>>15231428
Quit working at liquor stores in low income areas if the customer base annoys you this much.

>> No.15231832

>>15231820
rich assholes are just as bad as low class savages.

>> No.15231844

>>15231832
not when it comes to retail, not by a long shot. Like rich people can certainly be assholes, but if you work in a random liquor store in a middle or upper class suburb the vast majority of your customers will be at least cordial

>> No.15231856

>>15231785
top kek

>> No.15231895

>>15231779
I just talk about the worst customers I get at my night job at the liquor store, others talk about experiences with liquor stores, and then some people just get triggered or discuss the history of alcohol. It's great fun.