/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15224520
Coffee is a meme. Liquid reddit.

>I'm a faggot
odd flex

How do you reach adulthood without trying coffee even once? Are you mormon?

Yeah coffee sucks. I got addicted because I’m an accountant and work long hours a few times a month. I’m trying to break my addiction.

>DUUUUUUDE, COFFEE IS A HECKIN DRUGGERINO! IT'S LIKE WEED BUT TOTALLY NOT COOL! ALSO WEED ISN'T ADDICTIVE LMAO COFFEE IS! DRUGS ARE LAME WHEN THEY'RE MAINSTREAM!

Is coffee bad for you?

>>15224520
I've noticed that black coffee gives a caffeine rush way more intense than if it were to have milk and sugar. Anybody else notice this?

>>15224520
Dude where do I get coffee that strong?

by the way im a mtf transgender no flex not sure if it affects my first time trying coffee as an adult (ughhh i cannot adulting)

OP is a lovely transwomen

>>15224721
I'll bite.
How did you go that long without ever drinking coffee? A good larp always needs a fleshed out backstory.

>>15224753
thats not me

i just never had it, parents didnt really drink it often and growing up as a kid i just always drank something else/wasnt encouraged to

i was homeschooled but thats about it

>>15224653
Weed is legal in a few countries and in the majority of the USA, and there have been mainstream films and songs made about weed since the sixties. It's as mainstream a drug as bud light.

>>15224785
>and in the majority of the USA
No it isn't. And it's still illegal under federal law, they can go after people for it any time they like.

>>15224847
Majority of states have medical, majority of those states, you can get a medical card for any reason, I think ten states now have recreational, as well, and the feds could have done something a long time ago, and they never did much besides bust a couple of shops early on, never nipped it in the bud and now they can't do shit and you know it.

>>15224548
>filters sugar-addicted manchildren
>reddit
Yeah no

>>15224643
Coffee is healthy, you're just weak.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31055709/
>Coffee consumption has been associated with decreased mortality in previous studies. As aging, obesity, and lifestyle factors affect the risk of mortality, the association between coffee and mortality needs to be examined in various subpopulations by characteristics of subjects. To quantitatively assess this association, we conducted an updated meta-analysis including stratified analyses by potential modifiers. We searched in the PubMed and Web of Science databases through March 8, 2019, and conducted meta-analysis including linear and non-linear dose-response analyses. We identified 40 studies including 3,852,651 subjects and 450,256 all-cause and cause-specific deaths. Non-linear inverse associations between coffee consumption and mortality from all-causes, cardiovascular disease (CVD), and cancers were found. The lowest relative risk (RR) was at intakes of 3.5 cups/day for all-cause mortality (RR = 0.85, 95% CI 0.82-0.89), 2.5 cups/day for CVD mortality (RR = 0.83, 95% CI 0.80-0.87), and 2 cups/day for cancer mortality (RR = 0.96, 95% CI 0.94-0.99), while additional intakes were not associated with further lower mortality. An inverse association between coffee consumption and all-cause mortality was maintained irrespective of age, overweight status, alcohol drinking, smoking status, and caffeine content of coffee. By region, Europe and Asia showed stronger inverse associations than US. A non-linear inverse association was found for mortality from respiratory disease and diabetes, while linear inverse association was found for mortality from non-CVD, non-cancer causes. Moderate coffee consumption (e.g. 2-4 cups/day) was associated with reduced all-cause and cause-specific mortality, compared to no coffee consumption. The inverse association between coffee and all-cause mortality was consistent by potential modifiers except region.

>>15224944
(you)

>>15224954
The only people who post shit like that are Karens who order a milkshake at Starbucks and call it "coffee".

will be 40 in a few weeks
never had coffee
had coffee flavored shit a couple times by accident and i can't even swallow it
even the smell is fucking revolting

>>15224977
Cringe

>>15225041
Coffee is bad for you, subhuman.

No, but seriously, I don't drink coffee and on the rare instance that I do, it's a ride. How is it legal for people to drink this shit and drive?

>>15224776
thats not me, i wasnt fucking homeschooled. my parents never had any coffee because it would rile me up. wasnt allowed sugar and candy until i was 18

>No, but seriously, I don't drink coffee and on the rare instance that I do, it's a ride. How is it legal for people to drink this shit and drive?

>>15225160
How are this sensitive to caffeine? I drank coffee as a 10 year old and never felt any effects close to what you're talking about. It hyped me up as a child but I didn't get headaches or feel like I was going to die. You sound like you might have a heart condition or something.

>>15224951
Would you consider any study of a multi-billion dollar industry to be trustworthy? I wouldn't, not at first glance anyway.
That aside, I've always seen being addicted to coffee to be the same as being addicted to porn.
While physical effects of both addictions are negligible, the psychological effects are quite apparent.

>>15225217
Literally any food constitutes a multi-billion-dollar industry. By this logic, no study on food should be trusted.
Also, every coffee-drinking person I know is normal so even if only anecdotal evidence were to be considered, mine contradicts yours.

>>15224686
holy ffucking kek laughing my ass off this question will NEVER be solved. a consensus will N E V E R be reached

>>15224520
You just had too much. It's very easy to do if you're not used to coffee, or even if you like coffee but usually have small cups. A large starbucks or other coffee shop cup is 2x the volume of a regular mug. So you're having 2x the dose you are used to.

>>15224954

>>15225208
>what is exposure and tolerance
sounds like you failed bio class

>>15224951
Now go ahead and explain what that means in your own words.

>>15225334
coffee makes no-no bad time not so no-no bad time. fucktard

>>15225377
Nice coping mechanism and addiction you’ve got there. DUDE COFFEE LMAO

>>15225377
Source?

>>15224686
Idk

>>15224847
109.7 million people live in states with legalized cannabis, which is about 33.4% of Americans. Not majority but a decent chunk. About another 1/3rd more live in states where it's decriminalized

>>15224520
>never again

You don't know what you;re missing, kid. Coffee is one of the two greatest inventions of humanity.

I've been drinking coffee for over a decade and suddenly I started getting absolutely devastating migraines each time I drank even one cup.
I'm not sure what changed but it happens every time I drink it now so I stopped entirely.

Sometimes I get genuinely concerned about anons and how much of pussys they are. Some caffeine wrecks you to the point of a headache, and what seems like a little anxiety, and you have to pull over? Haven't you ever felt pain or anything before? Or been sick? Those are worse than a cup of coffee.. I'm not sure about you, OP. You seem like a faggot. People drive themselves to the hospital while having heart attacks, or with bullet wounds.. and here you are.

>>15225413
Cute femboi but what's wrong with his face? Were his cheeks burned with ashes?

>>15224699
it might be because you're drinking it more quickly and not putting other things (milk / sugar) in your stomach

>>15224520
and people call coffee drinkers fags kek

>>15225208
>>15225160
>>15224520
it's just a lack of caffeine tolerance

>>15225241
>no study on food should be trusted.
You're absolutely right.
Remember the whole butter versus margarine ordeal which was funded by fake studies claiming that margarine was much healthier than butter? I do.

>>15224721
>make covfefe
>taken out benis from bants
>stick benis in covfefe
>rub benis to add dairy-free creme fresh to covfefe
>you will never be a f

>>15225320
>drink first cup of coffee at age 10
>don't almost die
Damn must have been all that exposure and tolerance that saved me.

>>15225442
Replace the shit cig with weed and then we'll talk.

>>15224520
it happens. you live and learn. it has its place but caffeine is a hell of a drug. I didn't drink coffee until I started working.

coffee is poison

>>15224548

>beverage for thousands of years
>some shitty fag website that hasn’t been around for a decade

Fuck off

i had the same experience yesterday because i didnt drink coffee, the withdrawal is real, im on it for life

>>15225442
coffee and a dart go together like a piss and a fart.

personally i just like the taste of coffee and don't care for the caffeine.

when you don't know what to try, just tell who you're ordering from you're new to this sort of thing and what they would recommend. it shows a lot of confidence to reveal when you don't know something but that you would like to learn. pretending you know what you're doing when you clearly don't REEKS of insecurity and people can tell from a mile away

own up to the things you don't know. ask people for help or advice. it's what chads do and it works. stop trying to look cool or to impress other people and you'll have a lot easier a time of things

>>15227861
>personally i just like ricin for the taste and don't care about the poisonous effects

>>15224520
You didn't get explosive diarrhea from it? Haha, you got off lucky.

>>15224548
>Liquid reddit

lmaoo

>>15224699
My friend that's in medschool says that it takes longer to absorb the caffeine when when there's milk in the coffee, however, I got no other source on that claim.

>>15224520
>I just ordered a tall black
You don't chug coffee like you would drink a soda. Especially if you never had a cup before. Next time you have to try in lower quantity and you'll have a better experience.

>>15224548
Based retard

>>15227839
See >>15224951, you clueless retard.

>>15228092
>lucky
It's not normal to get diarrhea from coffee, otherwise every workplace and cafe would have people holding on to their guts in a bathroom queue.

>>15228427
>It's not normal to get diarrhea from coffee
It's pretty common. Office workers are just used to it, they chug a cup of coffee every hour.

>>15224699
No shit it does, its much more concentrated

>>15228434
No, it's not common, idiot. Office bathrooms would be smothered in liquid shit and constantly occupied if that were the case.

>>15225160
It's fucking coffee, not meth. Are you mistaking your local meth lab for a coffee shop and getting half a pint of liquid speed?

>>15227870
It's fucking coffee. You retards. Stop spouting stupid forced memes.

>>15224548
better than your fat ass drinking a 2 liter of pepsi every day

>>15226270
Don't forget the "alcohol is safe in moderation" meme
When recently the NIH had a billion dollar study pulled because it turns out Big Beverage was funding it.
Turns out the whole idea was all a lie based on bogus data from France, which has never been replicated in any other population.

>>15224653
who are you quoting
the 0-100 rageposter meme is kinda dumb, dude
lay off the coffee

Lord, this is a deeply pathetic thread

>>15228796
This
Tranny nearly dies of overdose after one small coffee from Starbucks.

>>15228622
>it's just a plant bro!
>chill out man!
>have a sip!

>>15224548
>anything I don't like is reddit
How about you try and fire the last two neurons in your brain and apply yourself next time

>>15228892
IT'S
FUCKING
COFFEE.

>>15228963
Coffee, energy drinks and sugar don't really have any noticeable effect on me even though I barely ever drink them. Is that normal? Sugar making you hyper I know is just a myth but caffeine seems like it should actually work. Is it like cilantro or something where it effects people differently genetically? Alcohol tobacco weed mushrooms speed etc. all work like they should

>>15224548
Redditors are probably the last people I imagine drinking coffee
Reddit is weed, drug completely opposite to coffee

>>15224548
Reddit this,
Reddit that,
Please shut the fuck up,
you disgusting twat.