/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You must be young.

>>15222633
I turned 22 the other day

>>15222628
Fat people have fucked endocrine systems.

>>15222628
Happens to me every time, unless extremely drunk I guess. It sounds good, you imagine it to be good, but then after a few bites you realize it's trash and it makes you feel seedy af.

Only fast food item (that isn't just like, a salad or something) that doesn't make me feel bad is pic related

>>15222628
I had a McRib and a hamburger for lunch the other day and it tasted good, but then like 10 minutes later I was like eeeuuurrgghhh. The feeling went away after a while though.

>>15222639
Congrats. You're super young. In fact, according to science, your brain still has 3 years to go until it's fully developed. Your digestive system is working like a fucking power house so you can eat shit and not feel bad after.
Wait another 10 or 15 years and you can't trust a fart anymore.

>>15222659
No you are a dumb fuck who eats fastfood im twice your age and have no problems

>>15222677
Wow, so you're 74 and posting incoherent ramblings on 4chan? You sound like a real role model.

>>15222684
Yikes

>>15222677
At least 84 and stuffing face with shit food with no consequence? Probably also expert on gorilla warfare.

Eating excess carbs and fat can make people feel sluggish or nauseated. Fast food tends to contain a lot of carbs and fat.

>>15222684
And you are a manbaby who shits in his pants because you can't stop eating feces filled slop prepared by retards.

>>15222696
Who said that I eat fast food, son? Don't you have any homework to do?

>>15222707
I'm retired I don't have to do anything at all except eat

>>15222725
Bon apetit, boomer. Your cooking game is as shit as your attitude. But that will sort itself out... - in a couple of years. ;)

>>15222690
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>15222738
Oh look at the millenial who eats shitty restaurant food and thinks its a personality and then shits himself in glee

>>15222809
That's homemade. Do the restaurants in your cunt have keyboards on the table?! Jesus, did you assume that's a restaurant because the foods not on a paper plate ? Lol

>>15222835
Wow that bagged lettuce sprayed with listeria and salmonella out of Pedro's ass is homemade?

Imagine never having a case of the ronalds, what’s wrong with you OP?

>>15222659
heh, get fucked gramps

>>15222659
>your brain still has 3 years to go until it's fully developed
Does that mean I have 3 years to fix my depression before it stay permanent
And I have to wait 3 years to blast on Adderall and Ritalin or I’ll be (more) retarded/ADHD ?

>>15222738
I'm considered highly masculine by my peers but I love me some salad

>>15222659
Shitting yourself in your 30's is not normal. See a doctor.

>>15225891
By all indications of the amount of sharting in marts, it's a fairly common phenomena

>>15222725
pure sloppa

>>15222725
>mixing 2 types of pasta
holy boomer, my dad does this and its so fucking dumb because its not possible for them to cook evenly

>>15226068
Man my gfs fucking 55 year old mom does this.

>>15222628
They are making it up.
I have never felt bad after eating fast food.
Fast food is food.
And I'm one of the people who hates the glut of fast food threads here.

>>15225695
Depression is not caused solely by your brain. You can do a lot to fight it, also when you’re past 25.

>>15226131
I still haven't figured it out at almost 32.

How frequently do you eat fast-food and were you sober each time?

I somehow didn't eat fast-food for almost a year and then I finally gorged myself on 2 or 3 burgers and had the most disgusting feeling I have ever had from food.

Every time I go and eat a burger from McRotten the patty is all dried up and the whole thing is cold. The fries turn to some weird type of flavorless sawdust if you don't eat them within 5 or 10 minutes, as if you are supposed to stuff your face as soon as you get the meal and be done within those 5 or 10 minutes.

It is so bad. On top of it being nasty, I don't understand how people can gleefully drive through a place and not even feel ashamed of themselves under the eyes of Pajeet literally looking down on you as he hands you your cheap slop that is basically a monstrosity created by modern science.

>>15226807
I think I eat it like twice in a typical week
Probably sober at least half the time. I actually feel pretty good after I eat some fast food that isnt sloppashit. The satisfaction I get from it is just different from other food, hard to explain.
I can understand going on a binge and just stuffing your face and then feeling gross afterwards. But I don’t have an eating disorder nor does weed give me the munchies anymore, so I never do that kinda shit.

>>15222628
I think it's more about a feeling of guilt and shame than actual physical discomfort. Like, the dude is forced to contemplate his own fatness after finishing an extra-large combo meal.

>>15222628
It can feel like you want to throw up or it feels like having a bowling ball in your stomach or it's just a general run-down feeling.
>>15226092
>>15226904
>t.retards

what a shitty thread

>>15222642
>fast food is bad
>here, try this version of fast food
you have absolutely no idea how fucking dumb you sound.

>>15222628
Usually possed faggots who have leaky assholes. Fuck faggots who eat nothing but fast food
t. Has a cheeky sloppa burg once a month or so

>>15226904
>one meal makes you fat
You have to regularly eat above your TDEE to be fat. One Big Mac combo is not the reason you're a lardass, it's not even a guarantee of eating above your TDEE that day.

>>15227437
>>fast food is bad
never said that retard

People who claim they feel sick right away are liars, people who maybe feel sick ~6-8 hours later are probably telling the truth.

You're not going to 'shit in 10 minutes if you eat taco bell', if it does feel bad coming out the other side it will at least take as long as the human digestive system does to happen.

>>15222659
>according to science,
Hahahhahahah