/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15219395
fuck off you dumbass frogposting fucking retard

btw, I am the guy who snapped his parakeet's neck in half the other week when I had a rage induced adult temper tantrum (I have severe anger issues)

>>15219395
Are they stinky?

Chronic headaches

>>15219395
You always farted, you were just too drunk to notice, and sublimated ethanol smells sweet.

>>15219402
not really, I mean they smell kinda great actually

>>15219395
Did you liquidise the cold turkey to drink it? Sounds disgusting, glad you gave it up.

>>15219417
I did fart, I just assumed it was all the malt liquor doing most of the gas production. Why would I be farting even more?

>>15219395
Idk but keep going OP, toure doing yourself a huge favor.

>>15219401
shut up fucker

FUCKER

>>15219433
Your gut flora is accustomed to processing copious amounts of alcohol. It will take time for it to readjust.

>>15219447
okay, thanks doc

>>15219450
Is this real?

>>15219395
Beer or liquor?

>>15219424
Well when I drink my farts are rancid like swamp gas in a humid marsh. When I don’t drink they’re more or less odorless

>>15219430
>>15219395
Hey OP, same question. Please answer soon.

>>15219457
Yeah, you have to grow your other bacteria and wait for those species to die-off to smaller numbers.

>>15219468
malt liquor (high gravity beer essentially)

>>15219395
Your gut bacteria have been in constant battle with the liquid equivalent of Germ-X for a while, and they got strong. Now that the alcohol is gone, they must be taking over. Feed them sauerkraut to make them complacent again.

>>15219486
is there some kind of probiotic yogurt I should eat?

>>15219496
will any fermented food do? Also, wouldn't that make them even stronger?

>>15219494
Oh. Yeah good on you got quitting that shit is the worst. I'm a lifelong beer drinker, so I can still function.

i should do the same
what the fuck am i supposed to do all day

>>15219512
yeah it was starting to get pretty bad: constant blackouts, fat rolls everywhere, atomic shit explosions, etc

>>15219518
Not op, but working out is a good alternative. Or take all the money you save and get into a time consuming autismo hobby like building electronic things with arduino/raspberry pi. Just don't start reading what Uncle Ted had to say while doing this or you'll start getting ideas about interesting things to build.

>>15219540
OP here, raspi is fun indeed, although you better be familiar with kernel commands

I fart alot more since turning 40. Even during sex i will just wishhh wissshhh pop brapppp.

I sometimes have the kid by me all night and she doesn't make a peep even if the astroglide isn't wiped up.

I definitely fart more and it's not diet.

Any older folks here?

>>15219399
>snapped
This

>>15219395
>I recently quit drinking cold turkey
How tf do you drink turkey? did you blend it or something? And I hope you're referring to cold cuts and not raw turkey anon

>>15219556
Currently teaching myself that. I'm an electrician by trade and I work with plc's sometimes, so everything else is easy. But the computer side kicks my ass every time.

>>15219585
lol it's easy boomer, just get a book. even women can code now.

>>15219399
Nah

I've brapped like 15 times since starting this thread. It's getting out of hand. How do I quell the brapstorms?

>>15219618
Embrace them. Put your fingers in there. Try chugging Navy beans. Go to or host a brap party. Moisten it with lube.

>>15219634
>brap party
lmao

>>15219563
don't have sex with a kid in the bed what the fuck is wrong with you

>>15219680
Where do you have sex with kids if not in bed?