/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Would cum in the one on the right and on the left

>Left
Fuck, Kill
>Right
Marry

>>15219362
Y-you too!

fuck the salvation army

Y'all ain't going to be helping no po' homos out are ya?
>"No sir!"
*drops a crisp 5 dollar bill in*

>>15219761
fuck the right
kill the left
marry the bucket

>>15220045
fuck the bucket, make right snowball left with it, kms in a fit of ecstasy

They don't provide receipts for tax write-off purposes, so fuck them.

>>15220298
Ok Schlomo

>>15219362
why does the salvation army hate gays again? there's too many people on the planet and gays aren't interested in creating more human beings so.. aren't they kinda our friends in that respect??? seriously you get up for work in the morning and there's tons of fucking traffic because there's so many people. driving a car?? have fun being stuck behind every other human being that's also doing the same thing. taking a walk across the street?? have fun waiting for literally every other car to pass and just when you think it's the perfect time to cross here comes medicated granny and agitated tyrone burning up the pavement. haha isn't life great?

t. posted in the hospital after being hit by a woman who was texting someone

>>15220404
get better anon we'll sterilize everyone eventually

>>15220404
you're supposed to look both ways not go both ways, faggot

>>15220404
Learn to look both ways, faggot.

>>15220424
>>15220427
i've fucked more women than you'll ever dream of. maximum cope

I don't condone slavery. Make sure you girls file a wage claim with the government.

>>15220453
*men
whoops, sorry I'm still recovering here at St.Moe's hospital for the criminally gay

>>15220466
did a gay person evict you

>>15220473
no a woman hit me with her car, that breeder bitch

>>15220483
>that breeder bitch
back to rrreddit you cancerous faggot

>>15220487
I'm in no condition to travel
my legs are almost as weak as my wrists are right now

>>15219362
>Donating to Slagnation Army

>>15220404
WOAH WAIT, they hate gays?
Now I want to give them money, any organization who openly resists agains the sodomites and their agenda deserves my money.

>>15220045
Mah nigga.

>>15220503

>>15220503
Kek

>>15219362
The CEO of the salvation army doesn't pay taxes.
Literally has a miniseries on how he hides his cash

>>15220586
>taxes
Good goy

>>15220415
*ahem*

STO HAVING SEX

>>15220404
I'm glad I donated today now that I know they hate gays

>>15220668
based

>>15220586
Good. Got a link? I’d love to learn from the experts.

>>15220586
Grifter.

That's one ugly chick and one cute girl(male).

>>15220466
I literally had a spasm from laughing. Well done.

>>15220045
based

>>15219362
I make it a point to make eye contact with these cucks as I walk into and out of the store.

has this site always been antinatalist?

>>15220404
because gays procreate by raping children

>>15220503
Based af

>>15221475
yes, being the most reddit board and most antinatalist has a big correlation

the other day it was a blind old geezer playing charlie brown tunes on a saxophone, guy fuckin ruled.

>>15221757
/pol/ is the most Reddit board though. I don't even hate Reddit but that's an objective fact.

>>15223535
>I don't even hate Reddit
Then you don't understand the ethereal detestable quality of reddit and redditors and don't know what you are saying.

>mfw I always ignore and walk right by the Salvation Army and give money to the Veterans Association instead

>>15223573
Yeah I don't have an account there or anything so I really don't care about Reddit one way or the other. I do lurk a few tiny boards there like video game mod sub reddits for tips and shit, though.

>>15219362
>holds handful of change
>"excuse me"
>walk past them to the coin star
>stare them in the eyes as you lose 11.9% of loose change
>crumple up the voucher
>turn 360 and walk away

>>15220011
>Y'all
>nigger having a crisp dollar bill of any value
Haha, no.

>>15223703

He could be a southerner, but they're the niggers of white people.

>>15220503
>not doing anything with the background stuff
Lame. Waste of opportunity.
Should've moved the "bell" on the nonfat one a smidge to the left, the words are too close making the shoop much more obvious.

>>15220586
Well duh. It's a multinational company. None of them pay taxes.

>>15220466
>St.Moe's hospital for the criminally gay