/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15208964
Beans in chilli < cock in tight shemale ass

>>15208964
>If you don’t like beans in chili get the fuck out right now!
My negro. Monitoring this thread.

>>15208964
Get your prep work done first so you can be a lazy fuck and drink while cooking

>>15208982

>>15208986
De can your cans

>>15208991
Cut your veggies and solid spices

>>15209001
Now we brown the bacon to make sure it does not get over cooked throughout our process, we brown it and then take it off the heat until later

Make sur

>>15209009
Remove the bacon for now

>>15209098
Forgot pic for the bacon

>>15209106
Add your ground beef (1.5 pounds) and make sure to salt, pepper and add a little bit of chili powder. Watch the fucking heat from the bacon grease If you didn’t drain the pot (I didn’t) because that shit is going to sizzle when you add the beef

>>15209118
Fuck sake here’s the pic

>>15209132
Now add your onion and one or two jalapeños just for flavor, I find most of the heat is cooked off at this stage so I’m saving the rest for later on

Now add garlic and more peppers slowly

>>15209106
I like how your bacon pic is filmed in DrunkVision

>>15209193
It’s actually super fast bacon

Now add baby corn (my preference) one large can of tomato sauce, brown beans, red kidney beans (mmmm) one small can of tomato paste and diced tomatoes as well as chili powder, paprika, cumin and celery

>>15209228
Now re add your bacon and the rest of your spices, simmer as long as you want

>>15209258
Added one beer and a cup of beef broth because it was looking too thick, now we can simmer for 30 mins

>>15209281
Ok add some cheese and some red lobster biscuits and enjoy!

>>15209436
Pic related last fuck up

>>15209443
Sloppa. Who puts mini corn in chili?

>>15209466
I always do because I like baby corn, it’s better than diced corn

>>15208964
>corn
>beans

Bean soup thread incoming

>>15209443
You put baby corn in? Are you drunk?

>>15209518
>>15209539

Yes I am drunk but that has nothing to do with making chili tasty and not following meme rules like you faggots seem to always want to do

Go eat some sardines

>>15208964
I once put almost a full bottle of Strongbow Gold Apple into my chili and it surprisingly turned out extremely good

half tempted to make chili with sardines and beans. sarbeans.

Looks like shit OP. Baby corn in chili? What the fuck is wrong with you

>>15209641
People put corn in chili the form it’s in should hardly matter except for autistic people like you

>>15209729
I'd shoot someone in the head if they served me a plate like >>15209443 and the cops would let me off

>>15209443
That's not chili, that's soup

>>15209744
More like a stew or even mild curry. Bit chili that's for certain

>>15209106
why is the bacon having the mr krabs effect

i usually make mine with peas and carrots instead of corn and bacon, and i skip out on the cheese. i think the last time i used a little bit of cumin which worked out pretty nicely.
also usually use water instead of beef broth to avoid salt overdose, but i should seriously just find low-sodium broth instead, next time.
>>15209001
fresh orange habs work wonders. put them early if you're cooking for other people- late if just yourself.

Onion, mince, kidney beans, tomato and cumin.

>>15209735
That is why you will die alone anon, sorry to break it to you.

>>15209791
I only add the broth if it’s looking too thick, I like a little bit of juice to the chili.

I’ll have to try adding peas and carrots one day that sounds good, although I’d keep the baby corn

>>15208964
beans in chili is cool as long as they're not canned beans

>>15209729
>people put corn in chili
no the fuck they don't

>>15210000
It’s extremely common anon

>>15210177
I think you're confused friendo
it's chili con carne, not chili con corny

>>15208986
>mini corn cobs
>in chili
You have my interest..

>>15208964
beans in chili sucks, fuck u faggot op