/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15203413
Are shitposts by retards a scheme?
>What's that? You wanna cook up a shitpost? Sorry, bro, you need to have zero friends and a bunch of industrial autism made by terrible genes

>>15203451
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>15203559
20

>>15203413
Do you mean scam?

>>15203413
yeah, our markets are totally streamlined and free of bullshit products

>>15203413
>food from another country requires ingredients that are less common in your home country

BOY AM I SHOCKED

>>15203413
you can't find oyster sauce? even flyover grocery stores have it in the chinamin section

>>15203413
I'm out of oyster sauce

>this food is a scam because I don't have ingredients that are from other countries.
actually the most retarded shit i've seen all day

>why does asian food require asian ingredients!?

>>15203576
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bS44zmJ-YI

>>15203413
It's not that hard, just go to your local international market and they'll likely have what you need to cook up some decent chinese or korean food.

you do live within convenient driving distance of an international market...right?

>>15203413
I got a bottle of oyster sauce. I’ve never used it before, what Asian sloppa should I make?

>>15203451
fpbp

>>15203413
>I'm unfamiliar with these ingredients so that means it all bullshit
>meanwhile I'll just reach into my cupboard for some knorr stock cubes
>then I'll grab a stick of butter by kirkland costco
>spread some mayo from a jar that sat at room temp at safeway...

Fuck you, OP.

>>15204509
If you regularly cook Chinese/Asian foods you will accumulate these ingredients pretty quickly. It's the equivalent of going into an italian mama's cupboard and finding it stock full of spices you wouldn't normally find in a french mama's cupboard. It's all relative you fucking retard.

>>15205473
Peppered beef. Stir fry the bell peppers and beef and stir in the sauce until thickened.

Sauce recipe
>oyster sauce
>table spoon fresh ground pepper (to your liking)
>Dark soy (for color but not required)
>water
>table spoon of maizena

>>15205720
Seethe harder, little cunt.

>>15203413
>you need asian ingredients to make asian food
fucking retard

>>15205720
Butter is not the same as these MSG-ridden goops. Ironically, the Asian sauces are a lot like Knorr products...

>want Asian food
>turns out I need asian ingredients
WTF the jews are collapsing our societyv

You literally need soy sauce, mirin, fish sauce and oyster sauce for 99% of all Asian dishes. Maybe sake which is sold in every liquor store ever and you can chug the rest of the bottle, but I'm sure you could sub wine in and most people wouldn't know the difference.

>>15203413
Yes let me just reduce kilos of oysters for oyster sauce, ferment some black soy beans and make some chinkiang vinegar, all from local ingredients.

>>15203413
You might as well complain about mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce, olive oil, horseradish, yogurt, sour cream, worchestershire sauce, tobasco sauce, salad dressings (ranch, caesar, ... ) etc.

ITT: "it's not a scam you just buy the imports it's easy"
Gullible bastards.

>>15203667
You got schemed

Asian food is legit, but Indian food is a fucking scam. It's all cooked in giant vats and just reheated for days until it gets so rancid they have to toss it out.

>"Here's some shit looking goo that looks and taste the same as our other 200 variations of hot crap, except this one is with chickpeas, that will be $12 a plate thank you sir :^)"

Oh how gullible you are. Just marry a Asian girl like they one in the picture and they will cook for you. Girls like this are super common and easy to marry.

>>15208029
no way nice try ROASTIE

>>15207058
Oyster sauce is just water, sugar, salt, cornstarch and oyster extract.

>>15205733
>>Dark soy (for color but not required)

Dark soy sauce is different from light soy sauce. It's not just a color thing.

>>15207960
>that will be $12 a plate thank you sir
If you actually go to India, Indian food is incredibly inexpensive

>>15207038
You're the faggot in the MSG threads crying msg gave your mom autism and raped you when you were 5.

>>15207960
>t. Tastlete

>>15203413
>You want to cook Korean sloppa? Buy gochujang, buy fish sauce, buy bean paste and chili flakes.

>>15203693
Don't give it all away, but does Ataru ever get his head out of his ass and realize Lum is best girl?

>>15204509

I would FUCK this little chink bitch.

>>15208487
You'd break her in half.

>>15208473
Lum gives out electric shocks. You would be fucking an electric eel.

>>15208754
You say that like it's a bad thing. It'd be all tingly.

just replace all sauces with tomato sauce lmao
that's how i make my stir fry