/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>gypsies

>white

https://youtu.be/iGE_Ug9-Ouo

Imagine being such a shitty poor shithole country your only way of distracting your idiot citizenry is oppressing gay people.

>>15195551
sorry for party rocking

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>>15195555
What a literally shit thread.
Check’d

>>15195551
romania is pretty based though and they don't like gypsies either usually

Romanian cam girls are hot

>>15195546
My family makes these southern Italian sweets caller Petrale. They are stuffed with a mix of dried figs, walnuts, chocolate. Oh boy they are delicious.

In France we make a log cake, it's called bûche.

>>15195551
Sure thing bozgor gypsy

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>>15195843
this is better.

in Norway we do roasted porkbelly with fixings, some Norwegians eat fish as well, but i don't count them as proper Nords

In Finland we make swastikas.

>>15195963
we also do "risengrynsgrøt" around christmas, roughly translated to "rise grain porridge". topped with sugar, cinnamon and a piece of butter in the middle.

>Turkey
>Ham
>Roast vegetables
>Gravy
>Stuffing that isn't actually stuffed inside a bird
>Greens
>A dessert or 2
>Scorched almonds and chocolates
>Assorted roasted nuts
>Beer and wine chilling on ice
Summer here on Christmas so we just start drinking when it starts getting hot (around 10am) then smash a feed around midday or 2 or some shit. Then everyone is fucking exhausted around 4. Then we usually start drinking again around 6 when the news is on and watch a movie.

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In Germany it's mostly just some goose, duck, beef or pork roast with dumplings/potatoes and red cabbage drowned in brown sauce.

>Christmas morning
>Everybody’s cooking Scrapple, bacon, sausage, and scrambled eggs

>>15195999
Scrabble is a board game lad. You aren't supposed to cook it. I'm pretty sure that's highly toxic.

>>15195546
Hey, i think i know what this is. It's sweet sausage, the brown parts are made with caramelized condensed milk and chocolate and the white parts are crumbled cookies. I know people make this dish in slavic countries, Romania has slavic roots right?

>>15195546
>Pan dulce aka panettone
>Some white nougat that doesn't have any taste
>A hard candy and chestnut nougat that taste good but can and will break your teeth
>Lamb/goat/pork, grilled
>vitel tone
>Tounge in vinaigrette
Not particularly Christmas food but you will always see russian salad in this dates

In the most based part of France, we make lots of little cookies called bredele.
It's really time consuming but very tasty and we usually gift some to family/friends after Christmas.

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>>15195546
I'd devour it

>>15195546
is this rolled fruit paste or mosaic cake?
mosaic cake is based.

>>15196525
chocolate paste

>>15196540
yeah i figured, with crushed biscuits.
it is based.

>>15195958
t. kid

Ignore this fag >>15195551 Romania, you must oppress the gays

>>15195963
Don't forget pinnekjøtt. My dad is from the ribbe region, and my mom is from the pinnekjøtt region. So I get both ribbe and pinnekjøtt.

>>15196323
We do this in Norway as well. A good family makes at least 7 different sorts.

Check my digits

>>15196651
bad digits, very bad digits

Turron is king in Spain. There's plenty of kinds but this is the most classic.

Here in the United States of America we have little two-layer cakes shaped like Christmas trees. Coated in a white frosting with red stripes and green sprinkles.

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>>15197414
I want to buy these things and take them home with me to enjoy with my family over christmas. already bought a pennetone
merry christmas

>>15195546
Zelnik is a Macedonian savoury pie with about 12 layers of dough stretched really thin with butter brushed in between each layer. In the middle theres a filling, one of my favorite fillings is Macedonian fets cheese and fried leeks

>>15197710
Lol

Andy Suxx is a Tired sad wannabe meme that is never acknowledged. I even refuse to give a you.

>>15196323
Are you black?

>>15196643
That looks so good. Love the cone looking things

In the UK we eat mince pies
the 'mince' is driet fruits and spices

>>15198025
That sounds really goof

>>15195753
i know this from the panique au village christmas special

>>15196004
The meat, you cunt retard.

>>15195546
Mmm, biscuit salami...

It's great when the crumbs aren't dry as shit (which unfortunately a lot of mass-produced versions are) and there's the proper amount of rum flavor.

>>15198338
150 years ago they used to have real meat in the filling.

The most common traditional appetizer in the Balkan region is pihtije/pivtija/piftie a.k.a. meat jelly.
Usually eaten with either hot pepper sauce, garlic sauce, or horseradish.

>>15200413
In Australia we still do :D

>>15199231
Scrabble isn't meat m9. It's plastic and cardboard.

>>15200474
Mixed with spiced candied fruits? I'd like to try one, even for the lulz. Unfortunately downunda is mega far away.

>>15195546

How is it possible, why is Romania the Philippines of Europe? You're surrounded by culinary heavens. Even G*rmany has bread. Why are you like this?

>>15195546
in estonia we have the same thing as op's pic but its not a christmas thing
we have blood sausage, which is pig intestine stuffed with oats and other stuff, served with sour cream and cranberry sauce
very delicious!

>>15195753
Cutest ITT
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>>15195964
Tastiest ITT
>>15200440
Worst ITT

>>15195546
Anybody else's mother make strouffli balls every Christmas?

>>15200440
this is so fucking nasty

>>15201124
No, but those look based

>>15200440
Nice my mom is making that in 2 weeks, I'll give her 1/4 of her pension as a Christmas bonus

>>15200440
Why don't they just eat the meat and carrots with a gravy? This is an abomination.

>>15201256

Why don't you jelly your meat and carrots anon?

>>15195966
>roughly translated to "rise grain porridge".
Moron

>>15195555
Checked based and fucpilled

>>15195958
Get a load of this faggot.

>>15200440
Whoever invented aspics shouldn't have been asking themselves if they COULD, but rather if they SHOULD. They would have discovered the answer is an overwhelming and resounding "no".

>>15195843
This
>>15197414
This

and I guess mantecol for local stuff, though I'm not a fan of it

>>15201883
forgot pic

>>15195546
Russian
We have same thing

Swedish lussekatter, S-shaped saffron buns with 2 raisins on top

>>15201889
That looks delicious

>>15201923
>russia
>food
Pic one, Vlad!

>>15195636
only know Crazym

A pretty traditional Christmas dinner when I was young was a ham, potatoes roasted in the fat and drippings, green beans, glazed carrots, and buttered rolls. Not as big as our Thanksgiving spread, but we'd also do a LOT of snacking throughout the day. Christmas morning we'd make cinnamon pull apart bread, and in the early afternoon we'd do cream cheese (or peanut butter) on celery sticks, chipped beef rolls, lil' smokies, summer sausage, cheese and crackers, olives, pickles, deviled eggs, etc. There was always a lot of homemade Christmas candy too (chocolate coated mints, truffles, fudge, divinity, turtles, brickle).

>>15201923
You probably gave it to us you commie fuck

In the Netherlands we make sloppa

>>15197725
you too anon!

>>15202391
Now this, THIS is based

>>15202391
Oh wow, I've never seen a dish so awful the garnish actively tried to flee from the plate.

This is what we eat t. finland

>>15202611
oh boy, i love multicolored paste!

>>15202611
Brown with bits

>>15202611
Goddammit, Finland

>>15202611
Looks like the last evangelical church supper ("everyone welcome!") I went to one Sunday when I was desperate after not eating for 3 days. Even conned a few soft touches out of some cash money after slipping into internalised method acting by falling on my knees, weeping real tears, blathering in tongues (gibberish) and wailing repentance. Pretty good racket if you're hungry and can act a bit.

>>15201256
Because pihtije is made with those bits of the pig that don't look good on a plate otherwise.
We're talking ears, snout, knuckles, and various other rather dubious components.

>>15195999
Scrapple? Pennsylvanian lad? I love that shit

>>15203455
Nah, but I fucking love it. Sometimes we even make it from scratch.

>>15203455
Nah, but the whole house usually reeks of it on Christmas morning.

>>15195546
Cod in lye

>>15195546
shitted.com

>>15195546
My family's traditional Christmas day dinner consists of
1. roast beef
2. roasted potatoes
3. roasted parsnips
3. yorkshire pudding
4. boiled peas
5. caesar salad

>>15202611
this shit tastes as bad as it looks
also don't forget the huge chunk of dry as fuck ham

>>15202391
>Stamppot
That's practically colcannon

>>15201124
Yes and so do the family friends so we end up eating these things for like a week

>>15201950
gross

US my family has become lazy over the years and I do most of the cooking. We make shortbread cookies, and russian tea cakes. I am going to make some banana bread and rocky road candy in the next few days.

>>15202391
>Stamppot
Literally never heard anyone ever make stamppot for Christmas. What province?

we have the shit in a bag stuff in brazil but we just make it whenever not really for christmas or anything
we dont use the fruits(?) your log seems to have
the panetone is the traditional christmas dessert
for salty stuff we do pork or whatever

>>15204592

No cauliflower?

>>15197710
we also have ham

>>15205190
They are great, and if you don't like raisins it's easy to pick them out

>>15200440
looks tasty

>>15202611
looks like ethiopian food

Parents are Irish living in UK and always get this sent over from Irish family at Christmas

Fortunately we don't celebrate dead kike on a stick day here in Russia (aside from some complete idiotic retards), but we moved all the cool things about it to the New Year instead. Here's our traditional New Year sloppa.

>>15205963
that looks delicious

>>15195753
I didn't know that it was exclusive to France, interesting.
My family often make Tournedos Rossigny with wild rice and chanterelles

>>15195546
SALAM DE BISCUITE MAMA BRE CE POFTA MI-AI FACUT

>>15205963
>we don't celebrate dead kike on a stick day here in Russia
Ahem. Its an official holiday. Part of a 11 day holiday streak ofc, but still a holiday.

>>15201889
jesus christ mantecol is my drug, it's so good

>>15195546
In America we get shitfaced on eggnog and embarass our children.

>>15195546
Why are gypsies such human garbage? I had to explain to someone that gypsies are not like what they see in Disney cartoons, but white trash that steals everything. I even told him there was a reason nobody in Europe really complained when Hitler was rounding them up.

>>15201161
I thought it was gross until I actually tried it, but the jelly basically melts in your mouth and it's just a tasty broth.

>>15206392
Curva tiganeasca mars la cacat

>>15201889
For some reason the mantecol that is sold year round taste bad but the Christmas days mantecol is a gift sent by angels

>>15206371
Is that bread on top?

>>15206614
No it's foie gras.
Also it's called Tournedos Rossini, not Rossigny. I fucked up.

>>15205963
Ah, that thing. So many people drown in it mayo. It just needs a light coating to keep the stuff clumpy.
Also it usually needs more chopped gherkins than people tend to add.

>>15206440
Nigga stop being a sperg. It's just some chocolate cookie crumble salami, with some exceptionally artificial tasting cheap fruit jellies as decoration.

>>15200682
In Belgium we also have this
Eaten warm if it s with onion inside and cold if with apple inside

>>15195546
Romanians do mostly eat shit and wood

>>15200682
>we have blood sausage, which is pig intestine stuffed with oats and other stuff
Explain to me how that is different from any other sausage other than a higher concentration of blood?

pic related is an old country dish, and my main justification if I ever defect to russia. We got at least one thing in common.

My family's jewish so much like the stereotype, it used to be that we'd go to a nice chinese restaurant (because not many chinese are christian so they're open that day, and chinese food very rarely uses dairy so it's all kosher), and then we go see a movie in the afternoon. Don't think that's gonna happen this year so we'll probably just crowd around in the living room and watch a movie there.

I will get my dad to see The Thing if it kills me.

>>15207596
Oh and as for Hanukkah food, it's all the staple shit. Latkes, brisket, sometimes roasted chicken. We're Sephardic so we also make cassola which is like latkes but it's made of sweet cheese instead of potato.

>>15201889
>Mantecol
>Under the brand names Mantecol and Nucrem, a typical dessert of the cuisine of Argentina, a sort of semi-soft nougat made from peanut butter, is marketed

where can i find this in america?

Stollen from germany. Rather dry cake with dried fruits and marzipan. Icing sugar on top.

>>15207596
Kike

>>15207686
Love you too anon

>>15207666
>Rather dry cake
Sounds like it will go well with tea.

>>15207666
wtf give it back

>>15207661
Probably at a supermarket or some corner store, that's where you buy it here

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>>15207661
Amazon probably has them too and it's mostly your better option shouldn't be expensive in your country

>>15195546
Hahaha funniest post today :D well i must try shit in plastic, i hope it tastes better than blood pudding.

>>15195546

In the UK we have Christmas Puddings. A suet and fruit pudding with brandy and spices. The alcohol content is high enough that you can light it on fire before eating it.

Traditionally you also mixed coins into the pudding and anyone who got one of them would receive good look. But that only worked with the older imperial coins, you can't use the new metric ones.

>>15196323
hopla geiss, j'espère que tu le prononces "Bredala"

>>15207791
Suet is basically beef fat no? Does it pair nicely with the fruits and brandy? I never tried pudding before

>>15207666
My alsacian mother often ate those with coffee.
Didn't like it as a kid, but now I want to give it another chance.
Thanks, Satan.

>>15202794
Good job it looks so tasty now, otherwise it would be wasted effort.

>>15208104
Yes. Typically from around the kidneys but maybe from other organs too. It's nearly flavourless but not quite. Think of it like lard in pastry; used more for its physical properties than the flavour itself. Most store-bought puddings use vegetable oils now. Probably because it's cheaper but possibly for the benefit of those with eating disorders.

>>15207628
Do you drink Jewish wine too?

>>15208434
Fuck no, Manischewitz is like drinking pure sugar disguised as wine, that shit is disgusting. I don't care how bitter the grapes you had to work with was, that doesn't excuse dumping 10 lbs of cane sugar into the barrel.
There's a lot of traditions I'll stick to purely for cultural reasons, but willingly giving myself diabetes isn't one of them. Some in my family do purely because "tradition" but I don't know anyone that actually LIKES the stuff.

>>15208464
Also, drinking kosher wine is more of a Passover thing, not Hanukkah.

>>15196623
Am I missing something here? It looks like you cooked up a set of bones with the meat already taken off.

>>15205235
In Zeeland my family made this crap every christmas and I blew chunks every time

>>15195546
Is that black pudding? If so, based, but its not really a christmas food here, more of a breakfast thing.

>>15195546
Ukrainians do the same, although this recipe is almost forgotten here.

>>15195551
>thread about christmas treats
>hurrr muh gay rights
Classical faggot victim complex. Nobody likes you, that's why you need media propaganda and state protection in order to prevent people from lynching you.

>>15200486
Based retard.

>>15206456
bozgorjidan please

>>15196323
why'd you put them in old sewing kits?

>>15195546
This "shit" is god tier food!

>>15208138
You bet your ass it looks a lot better than a bunch of random pig body parts.

>>15209311
Biscuit salami. Cheap and fattening, since it's mostly fat, sugar and starch (so more sugar).
Only thing missing is the dusting of crappy dried-out coconut.

>>15195546
literally looks like bloody stool after eating trail mix lmao

>>15195546
Hungarians make bejgli, poppy seed or walnut rolls.

>>15211043
The walnut ones are great.
I've always found the poppyseed ones too dry.

>>15207628
How did jews claim such a large portion of the cow?

>>15195963
Norwegian-American, what do you mean you don't count proper Nords those who eat fish? Norwegians fucking grew up on Lutefisk, it's ingrained in its culture.

>hey anon, want to try a foreign dish?
>sure!
>ok let's try eastern europe

>>15195546
In the southern states especially Georgia we make Pecan Pralines. My grandma would make them every year using nuts from her own trees. I would go to her house and use a rolly cage thing on a stick to quickly gather the pecans off the ground. She's passed on but my sisters and I still make them every year with our on variations

>>15211178
Forgot pic

>>15195551
people look at you and laugh

>>15202774

Its okay to admit you went to church and cried because you're in a low place anon. Thats what churches are for.

>>15204800
Dry af

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>>15211008
You're supposed to chew the trail mix first, anon. Also, eat more fibre you digestionlet.

>>15211478
it isn't Christmas ham if it ain't as dry baked as possible

>>15195753
It looks like poop lol you might as well have someone shit on a plate and eat the fat stinky log

>>15202774
>It's a racket when children of Christ give you food.
lolokay, buddy.
>>15211398
I cry almost every time.

>>15195546
Melomakarona; cookie dough boiled in honey...

>>15211979
t. eat fucking mashed potatoes as a "Christmas meal"

>>15212128
look good men

>>15212133
Nope I eat berries and mushrooms try again retard

Hungarian here:
We love bejgli

>>15195546
Pavlova here in Australia, good on a hot summer's day.

>>15211134
>Norwegians fucking grew up on Lutefisk
mostly coastal regions, Lutefisk is an acquired taste, just like shit

>>15209821
Sa-mi mananci pula belita BRE cacatule cu ma-ta curva proasta si tac-tu betiv si sor-ta la produs pe centura din Torino de moldovean prost si basit in sangele spurcat de roman al ma-tii

>>15211134
>Norwegian-American
don't you ever say that again you disgusting mutt

>>15212603
I have never met an Irish person that wasn't a smug lefty urbanite cunt desu.

>>15200440
the w*sterner fears the huspenina

>>15212629
I love my country but everyone here is a cunt can confirm

>>15195551
fuck off racist

>>15209311
No it's a cookie roll made to look like salami

>>15211063
What? Brisket is made from a fairly small section, it's all breast meat.