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15198825 No.15198825 [Reply] [Original]

> Tfw no qt British baking gf that cries when her eclairs don't turn out well
> Will never live with her in a little cottage in a rainy, quiet British village

Why even live?

>> No.15198836

is she funny?

>> No.15198840

>>15198836
I guess so, she's pretty cute.

>> No.15198848
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>>15198825

>> No.15198855

>>15198825
Her?

>> No.15198933
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>>15198825
I'd rather cook roasted squirrel on an old rusty piece of sheet metal in Soviet Russia with a handful of extremely violent lesbian babushkas and have my cock kicked with hobnailed boots.

>> No.15198935

>>15198855
yes

>> No.15198948

>>15198933
Now, now, you don't mean that.

>> No.15198975

>>15198825
I want to dump load after load of my chunky gamer cum into this Anglo goblin and raise a white family.

>> No.15199100

>this thread doesnt get nuked immediately
I mean, there might be a thread about ice cream out there

>> No.15199157

>>15199100
You shut your mouth. You never talk about i__ c____ threads.

>> No.15199176

Just move to England and get a job bailing hay or something

>> No.15199290

>>15198855
That’s Anne!

>> No.15199295

>>15198825
The sad truth is that you don't deserve a baking qt.

>> No.15199495
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heres your British baking gf desu
say something nice about "her"

>> No.15199521

>>15199495
Rent free

>> No.15199589

>>15198825

Shes way too cute to be British.

Link to video of her crying?

>> No.15199625

Post that weird as muppet

Can’t remember her name, dark air, glasses, uncanny valley face

>> No.15199698

my mom watches this show

>> No.15199790

>>15198848
>>15198825
Bros, the symmetrical acne scars/moles on the sides of her nose are super cute. What is wrong with me???

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>>15198975
>chunky gamer cum

>> No.15200960

>>15198825
Brit women tend to be hideous but she's seriously gorgeous, good bread.

>> No.15201133

>>15199295
The harsh truth is that nobody deserves any sort of love.

At least God loves me, because nobody else will. :'^)

>> No.15201150

>>15198825
sorry bro, white women are for black men.

>> No.15201186

>>15198825
Decent women shouldn't be baking eclairs.

>> No.15201198

>>15201186
>Decent women shouldn't be baking eclairs.
You're right, they should be baking superior pies instead.

>> No.15201310

>>15198825
wtf is this from

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>>15198825
tfw know a girl who looks exactly like her but asian and i almost got to go out with her but i was too autistic and beta at the time (now im just autistic)

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>>15198825
>she's married now

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>>15199625
This girl? Kim Joy. “Uncanny valley face” is an accurate descriptor.

>> No.15201616

>>15201474
uglycute

>> No.15201653

>>15201474
>>15201616
wtf the only cute thing there is that red ribbon on her head

>> No.15201659

>>15201653
her face and head looks like pile of slightly runny dough that's spread

>> No.15201675

>>15201474
I think she'd be kinda pretty were it not for the extremely oversized glasses on her face. Those old lady glasses rarely look good on anyone.

>> No.15201891

>>15201474
What kind of pastry would she make you for breakfast the morning after you’ve spent a night of buttering her buns with your special sauce? Or are you out of there before she can get her mouth around your longjohn in the morning?

>> No.15201932

>>15201474
I'd bone her anyway

>> No.15201941

>>15199495
didn't that dude do some cringelord anime cake
>>15201474
i thought that was a crossdresser

>> No.15202580

>>15201474
is it any surprise that the culprit of this look also idolizes japanese (anime) culture?