/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15195842
Vegetable. Fruit. Milk. Cheese. Eggs.

>>15195842
Smoked pork ribs

>>15195854
yeah i figured that much

Tell them that vegetarianism and veganism are eating disorders and that to help them all the food you will be serving will have meat in it, and if they resist your help, they are on their own for eating and cooking.

I would make things that are mostly veggie but little tiny bits of meat scattered about like fried rice and maybe a pot pie so they can get used to adding meat back into their diet.

>>15195864
>Tell them that vegetarianism and veganism are eating disorders and that to help them all the food you will be serving will have meat in it, and if they resist your help, they are on their own for eating and cooking.
>I would make things that are mostly veggie but little tiny bits of meat scattered about like fried rice and maybe a pot pie so they can get used to adding meat back into their diet.

>>15195864
That is sadly not an option, although I agree with your opinion

>>15195842
gnocchi with mushrooms and brussel sprouts

>>15195876
>That is sadly not an option, although I agree with your opinion

>>15195881
that is a decently accurate picture of me trying to come up with vegetarian menu

>>15195877
brussel sprouts are kind off risky I think; I don't know them well enough

>what are some (vegetarian) foods

While a spinoff, this thread is still shit however many times you insist on making it

>>15195842
Buy them all double mcfish

>>15195842
Indian food. They make the best vegetable only dishes due to not being able to eat beef.

>>15195892
literally just put them in the oven

Nothing. Let the faggots make their own faggot food and remind them that your house is YOUR house. Not theirs. They can stay in a faggot hotel and eat faggot food with their faggot selves.

>>15195864
Based
>>15195875
Cringe

>>15195842
Idk what country you're in, but the frozen quorn pieces or the equivelent are good.

Just do a curry/chinese/pasta sauce and throw some in while its simmering.

Or, you could make fresh pasta and just do a really good tomato sauce sauce

>>15195904
Hahahahahahahaha yep.

-Danny

>>15195864
>>15195876
>>15195904
>NOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT EAT HECKIN MEATARINO!!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A MANLY MAN WITHOUT MEAT!! LE BACON!!!! WE HAVE THE MEATS!!! WHISKY AND MEAT!!!!!!!

>>15195892
Mexican rice but with more shit in it.
>Rinse 2 cups of Basmati
>Saute diced onion in olive oil
>When it starts to brown add rice
>Stir rice to coat in oil
>If there isn't enough oil add another splash
>When rice starts to change colour add diced garlic and jalapenos and season with salt and pepper
>Fry for another few minutes
>When garlic is nice and fragrant and rice browning add 2 teaspoons of cumin, 1 teaspoon of ground coriander, and 1 teaspoon of smoked paprika
>Fry for a minute or 2 until spices are fragrant
>Pour over a can of Tomatoes that were blitzed in a blender or processor and chicken stock (you want 4 cups of liquid so check how much the tomatoes make up then sub the rest witch stock)
>Stir and cover then simmer for 15 to 20 minutes
>When liquid has evaporated remove from heat and let stand for 5 minutes
>After resting stir through the juice of a small lime, chopped coriander, a diced green capsicum, corn kernels and black beans

>>15195842
I hate this stupid looking pussy so fucking much

>>15195911
I think fundamentally the problem with vegetarians is that they are forever children unable to accept the fact that life must eat life to live. This is in all myths of the world because it is part of growing up. Factory farming aside of course. It's the stupidity that plants somehow aren't alive because they can't walk. And then obviously there is further complicatins like how mollusks are simpler than plants or mycelium and while plants experience a form of pain simple filter mollusks don't. I think if you wanted to be ethical about meat consumption just hunt or raise your own animals.

Absolute cringe thread.

>>15195930
>I think fundamentally the problem with vegetarians is that they are forever children unable to accept the fact that life must eat life to live. This is in all myths of the world because it is part of growing up. Factory farming aside of course. It's the stupidity that plants somehow aren't alive because they can't walk. And then obviously there is further complicatins like how mollusks are simpler than plants or mycelium and while plants experience a form of pain simple filter mollusks don't. I think if you wanted to be ethical about meat consumption just hunt or raise your own animals.

>>15195842

Tell the ungrateful savages that if they won't eat what's put on their plate, then they can go to their room with no dessert. Either that, or tie them up in the yard and let them graze.

But seriously, a major factor is attitude, both theirs and yours. There are some vegetarians will who will refuse to eat at the same table as "carnists", at least without lecturing them the entire time. Such people might honestly be better off staying in a hotel and foraging for themselves. On the other hand, there actually are a few cool/reasonable vegetarians in this world--and they might be happy even to get a microwaved frozen veg dinner from the supermarket hippy aisle--if you're honest with them that you were uncertain and wanted to avoid offense.

It may be prudent to clarify what kind of "vegetarians" they really are. Are you sure that they're not vegan? Are they OK with dairy? Eggs? Will they eat fish (which may not be considered meat)? How about shellfish?

If you do want to try cooking, my suggestion is Taco/Burrito Night:

* Tortillas and hard shells
* Rice of your choice
* Refried beans (Goya's are vegan anyway, IIRC)
* Sauteed peppers & onions (cooked in oil)
* Guacamole (bonus points for homemade)
* Shredded cheese, sour cream (assuming that they are not vegan too)
* One or two salsas
* A few sauces (mild, medium, hot)
* For the normals: grilled or sauteed chicken chunks
* For the veggos: browned tofu cubes

Notice that the only last ingredient (the major protein) is a dividing factor; the majority of such a meal would still be a shared experience.

Or if you're a player flush with cash, just tell them to a find a suitable restaurant on Yelp and pick up the bill.

>>15195842
Idk if /CK/ is going to murder me for this but when I was vegitarian basically any pasta worked. Broccoli with a tomato based sauce is pretty good and Mac and cheese. Stuffed mushrooms are another thing off the top of my head as well.

>>15195972
>Idk if /CK/ is going to murder me for this but when I was vegitarian
The kiddies on this board are the one's triggered by vegetarians and vegans. They're the fast food eating cooklets.

>>15195969

Ordering some non-meat pizzas from a higher-end pizza place is also an easy out. (If they're vegan, and if you were in the New Haven area, then you could even get an old-style apizza with no cheese.)

>>15195842
veggie lasagna

>>15195988
Pretty based idea lad. I usually do away with the pasta all together and use roast pumpkin for the layers instead and then make a tomato and spinach sauce. Bechamel and parmesan between layers, ricotta and parmesan on top.

>>15195842

Tell your guests that in this house, we respect EVERY life, including that of plants--even though your guest's caucasian chakras are probably too insensitive to perceive the screams and suffering of carrots and broccolis, which every true yogi knows are just as sentient as cows and chickens. But since "life must eat life to live", as noted by noted Hindu scholar >>15195930, in this house we choose to eat only the most energy-dense life forms, in order to take the fewest total lives, and thus to minimize the overall suffering in the universe.

Tonight, that means baby-back ribs. Put on your bibs and take off your pants, 'cuz this is gonna get messy. Namaste, famalam!

>>15195842

Are they "strict" vegetarians?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcFHnmupQc

>>15195906
quorn will not be an option, am british but gfs relatives are polish and (racist stuff is not needed) just generally bitches about their diet

>>15195842
Have a pic of my kot
And to answer your question, I second >>15195988 or you can do something like a laid-out (not traditional stew, but like the movie's) ratatoulli if you want to be a panty soaker

>>15196040

>>15195842
Stuffed aubergines

ok thread resolved, it is going to be a salad, stuffed portobellos,stuffed aubergines and sacher torta. cheers to anons who recommended them

>>15195842
Bullets are the most vegetarian friendly thing to make them eat.

>>15196030
>am british but gfs relatives are polish and (racist stuff is not needed)

Not the same guy, but that makes a difference. How about neeps & tatties? (Everyone loves potatoes.) And Slavs are based. Does your GF know any of her family's cooking? If so, some obvious choices:

* veg. pierogi (potato, mushroom, and/or cabbage filling; fried up with onions)
* veg. borscht (with sour cream if they're not vegan)
* GOOD BREAD

Also, this guy >>15195901 is spot on. Are curries an option? You Bongs know a lot about that, and the relatives may appreciate something "exotic" (since such cuisine has not penetrated much into Eastern Europe, at least in my experience).

>>15196077
neeps and tatties are shit without the main guest; haggis, and slightly worried about cooking their home food

Hold up, if them dudes is Polish just make potato salad, braised red cabbage, boiled eggs and some bread. Maybe some sort of green salad too.

>>15196083
They’re going to YOUR house OP.

You are already accommodating their stupid life choices. Make something simple; something that YOU are comfortable making. Have some fucking balls.

Look at what vegetarian meals local restaurants make, try it out and then shoot fir that.

>>15196089

If >>15196072 really is OP, then this thread was a lie. Nothing that he mentions was actually suggested in this thread, aside from "stuffed aubergines", and that was in the immediately preceding post (probably samefag).

OP was just trying to find a way to nonchalantly tell 4chan that he conned an immigrant girl into being his GF (hoping that the language/culture barrier will hide his autism).

Disliked, downvoted, blocked, and reported.

>>15196089
i dress to impress; maybe i could do the borsch and salad, but i wish for something more impressive

>>15196098

Put in a few Euro in the bottom of each bowl.

>>15196097
wtf are you on about, guy suggested stuffed mushrooms, another stuffed aubergine, salad is an obvious choice for vegetarians, and sacher torta is my speciality you dimwit

>>15196098
Turn your subtle young teenage boy body into a sexy Holocaust themed feast platter.

>>15196111
Supple not subtle. Maybe your trap tier frame is subtle...

>>15196111
please put the bottle away for a bit before replying

>>15195842
>gfs vegetarian relatives
And it's yours to handle that? What a cuck.

If you can't cook great vegetarian food, you're a bad cook

>>15196125
as I do enjoy cooking more than she does, yes it is; why are you on /ck/ anyway if you do not like cooking?

>>15196030

Can you get Pop-Tarts in Britain? They're vegetarian. Just put out a plate of Pop-Tarts. They're calorie-dense, and just a few should satisfy anyone. You can toast them if you want to get fancy, or serve them cold as a sophisticated cocktail hors d'oeuvres. Pop-Tarts for breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper, and tea! Pop-Tarts for everyone!

>>15196121
I had my last drink 5 hours ago. And I only had 3.

>>15196130
i can, you daft cunt, just asking for ideas on what to cook

>>15196136
'gif of a cat throwing up'

>>15196135
Balsamic roast beetroot salad with walnuts, feta, baby spinach and a little bit of freshly squeezed orange juice to dress. Or rocket instead of spinach.

>>15196147
mhm that may be good for a starter salad, thanks :)

Do like the authentic polish around here serve a bag of plain bread rolls and a big bottle of fortified wine. Be sure to sleep in shifts in a single room with no furniture and get one deported for being a wanted criminal.

>>15196148
Just put on a salad clinic my guy. There's been like 5 salads posted up in here.

Shepherd's pie with lentils instead of meat. Low effort and delicious.

>>15196172
I have a recipe for one those and they call it Shepherdess pie.

>>15196172
Not OP but post a recipe.
Genuinely would like to try this recipe.

>>15196176

>>15196135
>why are you on /ck/ anyway if you do not like cooking?
Says the guy who lives
>on salmon and steaks with greens or occasional meat stews.
I'd do some minestrone or any (italian) dish involving pasta and beans. Mujadara, for instance.

>>15195842
Just give them clean fruits and veggies.

>>15196176
>>15196193
It's a vegan recipe so you could cook the lentils in stock, use Worcestershire sauce, add butter, regular milk, egg yolk to the potato, and top with grated cheese.

>>15196148

Just whatever you do, DON'T FART.

Don't even think about farting. In fact, forget this post. Conscious fart-avoidance could make the problem worse. Actually, forget the whole thread. When you sit down at table and survey the assembled guests, don't think about Flatulence Denial. Don't recall this post and attempt to hide your unease with a forced grin. DON'T accidentally say things like, "Will you pass the farts I MEAN SALT". Just don't.

Only you have the power to control what gasses your sphincter lets fly, OP, no matter how bad the bloating gets. You are in control. But don't worry about it. Just relax. BUT NOT TOO MUCH.

"A man who farts will never marry our daughter."
-Old Polish Proverb

>>15195842
quiche

>>15196205
I'm literally going to fart in jars then seal them, and chill them. Then I will serve drinks in them. They will respect me and fear me.

>>15196225
Dangerously based! I completely forgot quiche existed. I made the short crust pastry fine the first few times, but now every time I make it I fuck it up and get really frustrated.

>>15196176
I've made it only a handful of times and used different recipes. They don't vary that much. Just google shepherd's pie lentil or vegan. Obviously you don't have to use the vegan substitutes. I doubt you'll find a bad recipe except for maybe >>15196193

>>15196205
i wondered about that; everytime i feel my gfs relatives around i feel inexplicable urge to fart

>>15196227

No no no, your failed attempt at humor is only reinforcing the conditioning. At this rate, you may even shit your pants after the first toast.

>>15196251
Literally farting in their Christmas card now.

>>15196251
op here what is happening between you guys?

>>15196282
Just fart stuff, you wouldn't get it.

>>15195842
just order salad from mcdonalds or something. what kind of entitled faggot goes to a different household and demands you cater to their eating disorder

>>15195875
>>15195881
>>15195911
>>15195960
*baby noises*

>>15195842
Soup, pizza, souffle.

>>15195842
make the faggots salmon. they call themselves vegetarian and not vegan so they eat fish, they're just hipster retards.

>>15196836
i'd just give the ungrateful shits a can of deenz and tell them to thank me later.

>>15195842
just cook regular food and if they refuse to eat tell them that you eat what the host does or get the fuck out.

>>15195842
Make "vegan" burgers but it's actually beef. Add some extra shit like beans to mask the taste.

>>15196098
Borscht and hałuski are both pretty tasty. For the noodles I combine these recipes and handmake the noodles:
>https://www.thespruceeats.com/polish-haluski-noodles-onion-cabbage-recipe-1137083
>https://www.thespruceeats.com/polish-soup-noodle-kluski-recipe-1137092
And honestly this website's borscht/barszcz recipe is good too:
>https://www.thespruceeats.com/polish-beet-borscht-soup-recipe-1137127
These recipes are fairly easy and don't need a lot of ingredients if you don't have access to, say, an Indian market (though you can make a decent curry with mostly Western ingredients).

>>15195842
Potato croquettes are easy to make.

>>15197358
i don't like curry personally, and i do not see how haluski will work without bacon.but defo something to think about, cheers

>>15195912
hmmm not a bad choice either

>>15198333
The colours in it make it look festive too

>>15195842
Steaks.

Why does /ck/ shit on picky eaters but not vegetarians? It's literally the same thing but gayer

>>15195842
Make burgers and tell them it's just impossible patties.

>>15196130
>Top picture, second row, almost on the middle, just to the right
Looks like Ayn Rand

>>15195842
Mushroom parmesan risotto
Bruschetta
Bean dip
Tell them to quit making your life so God damn difficult too.