/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you choose to live like this

>>15182921
This is a hobo meal mr fancy clean kitchen

>>15182924
nope, the boundary conditions of the early universe do

>>15182928
I said RICH hobo meal. I spent a whole 17 dollars at market basket

>>15182940
I'm curious to see how this is possibly going to use $17 of ingredients, because it looks like a small amount of food.

>>15183043
you aren't seeing the several fixins

>>15183043
Beer is kind of a retarded expense.

>>15183067
that doesn't include the beer>>15183043

>>15182921
updoot

>>15182928
What's your life like?

>>15182921
Are you super gluing bottle caps to a piece of wood?

>>15182928
There’s no fucking way this is you man

>>15183328
yes I am, though its gorilla glue and not superglue. Superglue is fast drying and brittle while gorilla glue is gummier and has more long term hold at the cost of slower curing. I haven't started yet because the glue in the glue dispenser has dried. If I run into a pin the project is back on.

>>15183490
Tell me more about your project

>>15182921
>drinking Magic Hat
eww

>>15183496
There are bottlecaps with messages under them on my favorite brand of beer. I've lost my battle with alcoholism and drink a sixpack of said beer a day so Imight as well glue them to a board to celebrate it.

>>15183506
ITS FUN AND INTERESTING

>>15183509
Well, that's kinda cool. I hope you can beat alcoholism, though.

>>15182921
drink the gorilla glue.

wolf it down, dog. you're a dog. wolf it, you mutt.

>>15183532
That's doubtful but I made a good poutine type thing out of the gravy.

>>15183548
No and my dinner is better than yours
N

fuckin delicious

>>15183576
the definition of SLOP O SHIT

>>15183695
slop o delicious you mean

>>15183576
literal slop

>>15183729
You jave no fucking idea it was italian man kissing fingers

>>15183576

>Ok, I'm ready to settle down now

>>15182940
New england food fag? Where u at eatin so good

>>15182940
>rich meal
Then it's not a hobo meal anymore?

>>15183908
the great and mighty city state of lowell
>>15183942
not true, see thread

>>15183517
nah, they're decent. not too obscure to bring to any gathering. i'll give it to you. i just have high standards.

>>15184087
so what do you prefer? If you say voodoo ranger i'll track you down and execute you in front of your family

Does anyone remember the name of the guy whose house was a mess everywhere and he wore like a fireman/hazmat outfit and made food lmao he put a filet mignon in the toilet and roasted it on a shopping cart. What's his name? He had a nice sounding voice.

>>15184146
>voodoo ranger
pfft. no. and it's New Belgium's Fat Tire series, not Voodoo Ranger.
A 6 pack alternative to something like Magic Hat's Pale Ale for both price and ABV?
Take your pick.
>https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/styles/97/
>https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/styles/9/

>>15182928
>he doesn't have his mommy clean his apartment on a regular basis
GOML

>>15183576
Reminds me of my ex-wife.

>>15184175
ok, nevermind, you don't get to judge me or my precious magic hat

>>15184316
Ugh, you need a spoonfed recommendation?
Try Bell's Two Hearted.

>>15184398
It wasn't about your lack of specificity it was about you thinking fat tire was better than magic hat.

>>15184483
>https://www.magichat.net/elixirs/rarities/
I've only seen maybe 2 or 3 varieties of Magic hat here in Kentucky, so I can't say for sure whether which one is better.
But, yeah, they're both alright. Personally, New Belgium is only popular and over-hyped because of their affordable 9% and hazy PA which popularized the New England Style IPA in America.

>>15184505
I basically just drink number 9 because that's what the liquor store down the block has. I'd like to try more at some point, the only other magic hat is circus boy at the slightly farther away liquor store that gouges it a dollar. I guess I'm just recommending number 9.

>>15184505
I don't like IPAs much which is why i like the magic hat semi ipa. I didn't realize how many beers they made. what a fool I have been. I wish I were a wealthy man who could partake in all the magic hats various brands and merchandise.

>>15184540
>I basically just drink number 9 because that's what the liquor store down the block has.
Let me guess; the liquor store hires a really cute girl who you think you might have a chance with? Just ask her out dude. Liquor store life isn't that glamorous.

>>15184653
You have a fascinating view of both my life and liquor stores.

>>15184653
Also, while there is no booze waifu yhe idea that anyone wants to be with me is ridiculous. Birthday soon. 26. last year I said I'd be dead by now. drink

>>15184155
Dinotendies?

>>15182921
Love how you shoved the neck of a guitar into the pic

>>15183177
Kek. Bruh, go back to Arizona or wherever the fuck lol.

>>15185650
nope, that's just where that happened to be. this may surprise you but not everyone manicures their life.

This is my poverty meal. This is the fancy version usually I just do pork shoulder, pork rub, smoked paprika, and cayanne with two onions in the crock pot and eat it.


>>15183509
>>15183532

O shit a 6 pack a day is considered alcoholism?

I know that's you dino

>>15186194
Noice, here’s my poverty lunch. Liverwurst and onions with mustard. I got the rye bread on sale for super cheap, surprisingly good quality tho.

>>15186241
is liverwurst any good? it looks like it would taste like bologna

>>15186369
way better, comes in all kinds of tasty. some pickles and some mustard on top and i am a happy kraut.

>>15186369
I like it alot. The best way I can describe it is meat flavored butter.

It’s got a very rich taste from the liver and it goes great with pickled stuff. You can usually pick it up at the store for like 3-6 bucks and it lasts a while. You should try it if you haven’t.

>>15186493
>>15186531
you've piqued my interest, I shall give it a try

>>15186194
.>hot sauce

okay reddit

>>15182934
>Durrrrrrr what’s entropy

>>15184715
>>15184690
Well I was pretty buzzed. And there are boozefus, you just gotta believe bro.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIIovpUQiro

>>15183895

>>15184715
you're 26 and drunk posting with typos. learn to type while buzzed, you retarded piece of shit

>>15183177
You ruined it by smothering the whole thing in grocery store salsa, nice going.

>>15186531
Yeah, liverwurst is the best but I can't get the awesome kind with peppercorns anymore. I just bought some, do you know how long it lasts?

>>15187958
it isn't ruined and that isn't salsa it's pace tm picante sauce

>>15183375
You need to believe anon

>>15188554
why are you so sad?

Isn't a rich hobo meal just a normal meal?

Try making your own nitrous oxide, and then inhaling it or using it to carbonate beverages.

>>15189045
no

update

>>15188554
Please clean this, man. You've got no justifiable reason to be living in squalor. You might feel better even if you really put your mind to it. I HAVE to keep my kitchen clean. Sure, I wanna be lazy and just not do it but I get very upset when It's messy. Especially when It's dinner time. Not enough space to work with.

>>15187448
The only boozefus at that store are angry 45 and indian

>>15190070
have you considered that your obsession is pathetic and that none of that matters because you aren't a persistent consciousness?

>>15186241

Ive got braunschwager too. its good as hell. that looks solid. whole grain mustard is good.

>>15183490
Gorilla glue is shit if you don't keep it under pressure while it cures. If you let it foam up it will be weak and brittle.

>>15190273
wELL, i STARTED GUING AND DIDN'T PUT IT UNDER PRESSURE. we shall see

>>15182921
Fuck I want beer. I could drink like 12 coors right now.

>>15182934
Based no free will poster

>>15185667
I'm from Arizona and we don't normally have gas stoves and we have textured drywall not at all like the cracked flat paint in the picture.

>>15190513
>coors

>>15184155
masaokis

>>15182921
Do you plan on eating the magic hat bottle caps? Why are they out?

>>15191940
this is explained further up in the lore

>>15184175
Fat tire is class

>>15190049
Living your best life anon, keep it up

>>15192998
you spelled ass wrong

>>15190194
Have you considered your post is pseudo-intellectual twaddle-wank disguised as nihilism in an attempt to cover for laziness and a lack of a positive male role model in your early development?

>>15193283
Nope, the ultimate truth is that the things you've been taught mayter don't. Laziness is exactly as good as working in a world such as ours where there is no persistent self. All the pain you put yourself through in your delusion makes the impersonal forces laugh, or rather, in reality do nothing different.

>>15183509
If you've given up on not becoming an alcoholic, please get your shit together and start actually drinking, 6pack a day is just plain fucking embarrassing

>>15183509
>alcoholic
>I drink a six pack a day
Unless you weigh 97 lbs you are not an alcoholic only drinking one six pack a day. Theres no way you get that drunk from six beers, you probably just like the taste.

>>15193340
That's the result of the armistice of 2020 in the boozewar. I used to do a round bottle of vodka a day.

>>15193310
Your post proves that you don't believe that though. You feel compelled to type words at a disembodied intellect that you are unsure even exists, and are supposedly certain doesn't matter. Yet you speak of pain and laughter that you claim are not real yet haunt your own intellect like the ghost of the father that left you wandering and grasping for a philosophy that would assuage the guilt, hide the passion and bury the pain. Through the hazy fog of drug use and partner abuse you find yourself at the bottom, with others whom you wish to bring down to your level of existential despair, so that your personal truth can become axiomatic to others as well with its sticky black melange providing you the only solace you will know outside of a heroine addiction.

You make art because you have no happy pictures of childhood. It is the only connection you have to the weak and disastrous ghost you call an ego. That ghost, like the memory of a father you never had, prevents you from taking that "proper step" you so badly wish for.

>>15191161
Coors banquet is good cheap barley pops.

>>15193376
holy projection batman, both for the daddy issues and the pseud babble. I speak clearly, you dwell in aesthetics. Maybe if your dad didn't hit you head so hard you'd be able to tell the difference between fiction and reality.

>>15193390
>holy projection batman
Ah yes, I was waiting for the "no u".
>I speak clearly
You regurgitate nihilist tropes.
>you dwell in aesthetics
You dwell in your own filth; physically, philosophically and spiritually.
>Maybe if your dad didn't hit you head so hard you'd be able to tell the difference
So you are saying you had a father but he was distant and abusive? Interesting. I figure since you are stuck on shitty German philosophers of a certain century you would understand.

>>15193420
I'm saying that you are spinning something out of lies and nothing. You think that aesthetics can rest on aesthetics. You whip yourself into a frenzy of lies and use that to do the bidding of others, some dead, some alive. You live in lies, eat lies, believe lies, pattern your soul off of them. I'd read a bit more evolutionary biology if I were you. That which persists persists, that which doesn't doesn't. The persistence of a gene or a meme has little to no relation to it's truthfullness. As for the dad stuff I was just assuming that your fixation on your philosophical enemies having absent dads probably indicated that yours was overbearing and denied you the ability to think for yourself. Wrapped you up in the whirlwind you have to constantly manifest.

>>15193420
Also, lets not forget the great philosophical truth of the teleporter problem that breaks free from endless rationalizations and half explanations. "you" do not exist.

>>15193453
>loldidntread.jpg
tl;dr you live in your own filth and would rather type a wall of text than wash a dish.

>>15193466
Yes, I would rather type a wall of text than wash a dish. You would rather labor for a tomorrow you will never see. Slave and fool that you are.

>>15193466
This also comes after you typed two walls of text so what you mean is that you'd rather wash a dish than lose an argument on 4chan. pic related,

>>15193470
>I am free because I live in my own filth
Man, apparently you are my (You) slave.

>>15193482
I don't really care what you think of how I live. I'm not free but I'm freer than you and have coherent philosophical beliefs. Go back to cleaning young lady.

>>15193490
>I don't really care what you think of how I live.
Your mind reeeeeeeees, but the body says you do care. Every keystroke is orgasmic.

>>15182934
I envy your happiness

>>15193498
He cannot get the energy mustered to perform basic tasks due to depression and has invented a an ad-hoc philosophical framework made of the crumbs of the philosophy that provide him the best shield against the imagined slings and arrows of a society, nay REALITY ITSELF, that persecutes him. Does that sound happy?

>>15193453
God damn it anon clean your room.

>>15193498
thanks bro, I envy your hat and tape
>>15193497
imagine having such low self esteem that just losing an argument is pleasurable. talk me more hobokun you cry. please please notice me

>>15188554

>>15193506
nope, the philosophy came first. I was living a prosperous life and made the decision to look the world clear in the face and not wallpaper over the truths I've found. When I die it is facing the world head on.

>>15193512
>lose an argument
We aren't having an argument. You are sperging because you accidentally posted your filth and everyone is rightly aghast. This would be a logical fallacy if it didn't happen here, for everyone to witness, and if we are having a debate. We are not having a debate or argument. There is simply me talking shit about your filth and you autistically screeching about philosophy.

You are depressed, and likely autistic.

>>15193520
>When I die it is facing the world head on.
When you die, it will be facing a mound of your own filth, as we can see.

Pork belly, fixins, many alliums, many peppers some local fungi

>>15193527
It's ok, it's in line with your character from what I can see. I post my world entirely advertently.

>>15193535
What you see as FILTH doesn't bother me. Seems like it mostly bothers you. I'd ask you to please take your feelings elsewhere if you can't contribute some interesting hobomeals of your own.

>>15193506
I'm not excusing being a disgusting slob. But there is no shame in being a slave to reality.

>>15193506
My main purpose in life is understanding reality. I'm more in tune to it than someone wasting their finite energy maintaining appearances. Which I think you know on some level hence getting your ass kicked and backing off the argument.

>>15193527

>>15193635
Me getting my ass kicked would require as much energy as washing dishes. So obviously you are incapable. With all your responses, just endless multiple responses to single posts, it is rather clear there is no argument here. There is you coping with your alienation from this world. I am the world to you, the outside, the alien. So you set yourself upon me with this "argument" you have concocted, believing that if you best me you can silence the arguments you have in your head.

Nobody reading this thread would believe for a moment that you have "won" anything (or I for that matter, since there is no argument). The fact that you cannot see that there is a problem reveals a tragic atypical neurology. No different than a hoarder. Now post more, post slave. Your loosh is just so damn flavorful.

>>15193635
My main purpose is consuming alcohol.

>>15193737
Do you do that to the detriment of all other obligations and basic tenets of self-care?

>>15193718
>this is your brain on facebook

>>15193761
>this is an autists who lives in his own filth thinking he is winning
But nothing matters, right? Fucking nihilists.

>>15193749
No unfortunately. I still perform at work and home.

>>15193776
actually that wasn't me, I was on a walk. fuck donald trump
>>15193737
not me either but I do like how alcohol creates artificial meaning for when intellectual smugness needs a boost. It also supports the fact that your pleasure and desires are inherently meaningless.

a lot of very obvious sheltered individuals who are probably teenagers unironically enabling really unfortunate clear cut mental illness and depression in this thread
extremely unfortunate. that's it

>>15193761
Thank you for your support heres a meal I just cooked.

>>15193718
Man you're an idiot. You don't argue in good faith but it's unclear if that's on purpose or a symptom of your father induced head injury.

>>15193761
WHOS THAT POKEMON. ITS MARCUS AURELIUS

>>15194071
i would eat subway and watch you 3D print busts for hours anonymous..

>>15194071
>>15193997
You can't eat the emperor

>>15194095
to paraphrase the great philosopher Wonka you can eat anyone

>>15194081
y you too

>>15193996
leave us pompous one, spin your social webs elsewhere

This is one of my favorite traditional recipes. It's referred to in the eastern US as Sliding Joe Hill

>>15194081
Subway is terrible.

>>15194220
yes but it's cheap, fast and fresh and on the way to my workshop

>>15194220
it's okay and anonymous was eating it in that picture and i would love to get a footlong and get anon a footlong and we could both eat our footlongs while anon 3D prints and i encourage him with stuff like
"yeah that's sick"
"might not look good now but hey man! you know when you get that cleaned up it'll be dope"
or, "yeah, i think that's a good idea!" when he has a good new idea or sees something cool

i'd get an italian bmt without tomato or cheese (anon can have my extra cheese, i'll ask the employee unless we order it then o well) on the 9-grain honey oat bread unless they don't have that then just regular bread

>>15194255
thanks bro, do you have discord

>>15194255
>>15194242
For me it's carls jr.

>>15194312
I went there once and it sucked. why do you need more than one carl

Stunned the threads alive, just had cereal with flax & chia. Whats everyones rich hobo meal tonight?

>>15194650
not food, transparent mockery 2/10

>>15193635
You win, they lost. Rest assured.

>>15195217
yes

>>15194334
You suck. Everyone who works there is morbidly obese so you know it's good.

>>15182934
cringe mindset

>>15195317
factually correct mindset.

>>15183177
thats basically an hounduran dish you just need to fry the quesadillas a boom

>>15195494
cool, I was just making tacos. couple slices maple smoked bacon, Sliced steak, garlic, onion, tomatoe chipotle taco powder, beer.

>>15195494
Also I legitimately laughed at that cat video. I don't know why it's so funny yet so grotesque.

>>15183509
Wow dude 6 beers a night? You're a serious fucking alcoholic, seek help immediately before your liver explodes.

>>15196683
shut your whore mouth

>>15193545
>alliums
>local fungi

you should kill yourself because people who interact with you on a regular basis celebrate your absence

>>15199249
I have it on good authority that people would be sad if was dad. They have no Idea what to do with alliums. I made you some eggnog dipshit chan. It's sure to invert your face.

>>15182928
what's that japanese label from

>>15200278
japan

>>15182934
>the fatalist virgin
>the chad stoic

>>15183506
based Wire poster

>>15183509
6 pack inst that much in alki terms but don't give up!
Try and nip this in the bud while its still easy, people have told be what end stage alk is like and by the sounds of it id rather be hooked on dope.

>>15183895
kek

>>15190194
Using philosophy to cope with your lack of self respect for you isn't hurting anyone accept yourself.
Your not impressing anyone with your speel your just showing people your a person not in a good place trying to show this he somehow on top.
I saw all of this because you remind me of myself but now thought the small personal development I gone through i understand that life isn't fatalistic and your actions contribute to the outcome in the your life!
One the wheel of change starts rolling it gets easier to do more good and this all perpetuates itself.
Give it a try anon I wish you all the best!

>>15201395
You're a dumbass who can't accept that your deluded security blanket of a philosophy isn't something that everyone agrees with or wants to follow. You seem to think that you're saying something new. You aren't. Your happy go lucky world of steady improvement rest on foundations of ignorance. You can want to know what's true without caring about being on top. In conclusion go fuck yourself you patronizing coward.

>>15195516
Reminds me of this retard who used to post shitty sculptures and flood threads with irrelevant images while blabbing the fuck off until the thread 404'd.