/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15186787
>any way I can break the law without breaking the law
stick to fortnite kiddo

>>15186787
you can get cooking wine from asian groceries but its usually been salted to keep hobos from guzzling it and isn't the same as a western red
best option is to just get someone else to buy it for you

>>15186787
There's no way other than https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU

dry grape juice or wine vinegar, not the same though, america is so cucked lol

>>15186787
>laughs in german
Ask your mommy.

>>15186802
That's the truth

>>15186803
If I lived with her I would. She always has some wine in the house.

>>15186787
>20
>underage
I keep forgetting this is a thing in your country. Just ask someone else to buy it if you look young enough that they check your ID.

just don't be a minor

>>15186813
Yeah we can go and die for oil but we can't touch no no juice

>>15186787
what exactly do you want to make? if you have no legal options either go illegal or make something else

>>15186787
you can buy cooking wine im pretty sure

>>15186830
Sucks, man. But yeah, go shopping with a bud or something, you probably know someone that is that signature one year older

>>15186787
Bro you can just buy cooking wine in the store. Its disgusting and nobodybwould drink it but i know for a fact they sell sherry cooking wine by the vinegars and shit and it doesnt trigger flag for the attendant to ID you if you go through self checkout

>>15186839
Gotcha Pork Roast from Food Wars

>>15186787
Unironically brew your own. Where I’m from it’s illegal to purchase/sell to below 21 but you’re A-OK to brew that shit yourself as long as you’re 18. Check and see if this is the case where you’re from.

Denatured cooking wine is a thing. Some of it is actually ok to cook with too, like pic related.

Fair warning, try drinking it and you'll find out why it can be sold to underage kids.

>>15186787
Unironically ask your mom

>>15186787
>20.
>Underage.
HAHAHA.

>>15186889
she lives 3 1/2 hours away

>>15186787
wait 1 year

>>15186883
Will the saltiness throw the flavor off?

>>15186787
u gonna make ur pic rel?

>>15186890
Yeah I fucking hate this country.

>>15186787
order it online

>>15186787
depending on the state, it could be legal if your parents buy it

>>15186916
Were you not going to salt your food anyway? No, not in any meaningful way

>>15186865
do you even have access to mirin in your area?

>>15186921
No it's from an anime but people have made it irl

>>15186787
>I'm 20
>underage
lmao what country is this?

>>15186937
I was but I always try to get unsalted ingredients that way I can salt them myself and get it right

>>15186949
The good ole USA

>>15186803
>hur dur Muhammad may be raping my wife and son but at least I can buy cooking wine
Cope

>>15186951
Okay well omit the wine and use vinegar to deglaze then you faggot. Idk what to tell you; get a hobo to buy you some carlo rossi idk

>>15186921
Sorry I'm dyslexic. Yes I am gonna make it real

wow america can be in army and public carry gun but can not drink xD

>>15186956
what? I was expecting an arab country or something. The absolute state of the united states

>>15186959
Triggered? Go tell your friends on tumblr.

>>15186972
It's what being in a right wing abomination gets you.

>>15186798

>>15186787
they sell bottles of cooking wine in the grocery store

>>15186980
Yeah sure thing eurofag, enjoy Muhammad’s cum in your mouth

>>15186787
>without breaking the law?
Are you joking? Just break into a liquor store and take it. Don't be a pussy. If you get caught, you're an amateur.

>>15186959
imagine being this triggered. dilate you fat snowflake

>This post violates United States law.

>>15186984
what does the drinking age have to do with right wing ideology?

>>15186787
you'll have to ask a friend or lent it frim a neighbor, or you need to replace it with something

the decision to make the drinking age in the US to be 21 is based on science and not fee fees like cucked countries who made rules before science was even a thing.

>>15186787
mix grape juice and rubbing alcohol

>>15186787
>Where can I get wine to cook with when I'm underage?
you can legally buy cooking wine. An ID is not required

>>15186787
Ask your parents to buy some for you retard.
>hey [guardian], I need some [wine] to cook this dish but I'm not 21, can you pick some up next time you go shopping?
>Here's the money.

>>15186813
>>15186830
>>15186839
>>15186852
>>15186859
>>15186876
>>15186883
>>15186956
>>15186964

dont be ignorant. Cooking wine can be bought by anyone. It's not age restricted its fucking COOKING wine

>>15187507
"Cooking wine" is made from shit tier wine by adding a vomit inducing amount of salt to it.

Never cook with a wine you wouldn't drink.

The cruelty is, a bottle of cooking wine costs twice as much as a 500ml of Franzia for less liquid, and the Franzia tastes better.

Kid, either wait a year, or ask a grown up to go to the store for you.

>>15186787
Ask your fucking parents. Parents can buy alcohol for their children.

>>15186787
20 years old and can't buy a bottle of wine? What fucking third world shithole do you reside in?

>>15186859
I have dranken cooking wine and it wasnt too bad actually

>>15187395
>hur dur dilate
Says the euro tranny, did Abdul make you start taking estrogen when your government gave him your house and wife?

>>15187507
i got id'd for mirin nigga fuck off

>>15187615
Get this anon, you'll love it. The USA requires you to be 21 to buy alcohol.

Does anyone else not understand how op is having this problem? Im from America but anybody who really wants alcohol finds a way to get it by like 16

>>15187630
Lmao what the fuck are you talking about retard, youre literally projecting.

>>15186959
you can smell this poster

>>15186787
just do a hey mister

>>15186916
You'll end up using less salt than you normally would but it's not overpoweringly so. It just had enough salt in it to give you a really bad time if you try drinking it straight.

>>15186787
I hate children. Are you 20? Sell your body on the street. I hope you get AIDS

>>15187645
What were you mirin?

>>15186787
What are you making? A lot of dishes that call for 1/2 cup wine or less can be substituted with stock or left out completely.

>>15187645
no you didnt. No one even knows what mirin is and asians arent going to card you for it

>>15186787
become catholic

>>15189484
When the cashier scans your items, he doesn’t manually check that something is alcohol then ID you. If something at the store has alcohol in it, it’ll be flagged in the system as requiring an ID. The same is true of cough medicine for people under 16, but cashiers usually can visually identify you’re not a 12 year old and don’t actually card you for cough medicine usually.

All that to say even if the cashier doesn’t know what mirin is, it’ll still tell him to card you.

>>15186787
At my local higher end supermarket you can get European style cooking wine while under 21. Wont taste good to drink, will get you drunk, but the taste wont be a big deal in cooking.

>>15189503
>If something at the store has alcohol in it, it’ll be flagged in the system as requiring an ID.
Cough medicine IS flagged but where do you live that would flag mirin/cooking wines? I work at Walmart and not once have I been flagged for buying mirin. If the biggest supermarket in America isnt flagging that shit then who is?

Fuck Reagan

>>15189525
I’ve been carded for cooking wines in Safeway and Frys in Arizona. I think it’s retarded too. I’m not even young looking, I’m a severely balding 25 year old.

>>15189586
not surprised. Is it true that Arizona mandates all buildings be tan and teal? I only glanced at that McDonalds thread but if its true then no wonder they card you for that shit

>>15189592
It’s just the town of Sedona that has that building code, because it’s a naturey town that doesn’t want popping colors to distract from the scenery. You will see a lot of brown adobe buildings for purely practical purposes because of the heat, but you’re not required to color your buildings a certain way in Phoenix, for example.

>>15186787
20 isn't underage you retard.

>>15189648
in america its 21 for alcohol because any lower and kids get into drunk driving accidents too much

>>15189585
Yep

>>15189525
Ive never been carded buying vanilla extract

MODS

Probably urban legend, but there's a story in the UK about a guy who divorced his wife, when he realized she'd used a case of Petrus for cooking with.

>>15187573
Where the fuck do you find "salted" cooking wine? Like Burgerstan doesn't have non-alcholic wine you can buy?

>>15190306
it's a combination of two things:
1. in many states alcohol sales are restricted for religious reasons (for example no sales on sunday or no sales after 5 pm)
2 .in many states wine is considered politically suspect (associated with catholics, french people, well traveled people, coastal people, you get the idea, just unamerican and scary people all around). so knowledge of wine, if it exists, would be suppressed. like you know those war movies where the spy is captured and told to field strip a sophisticated weapon while blindfolded, and he has to pretend he doesn't know how otherwise he'll be executed? it's like that but for beverages.

for all these reasons and more, selling contaminated wine at grocery stores is seen as normal and family-valuesish, etc

the midwest was a mistake

Red or white wine vinegar. Use a 3:1 water to vinegar ratio.

>>15186865
Did you just find Chef PK’s channel yesterday or what?

>>15186787
Just steal it pussy

>>15187380
Germany has to carry the entire EU on their back. And their chancellor is a fucking woman.

just brwe your ooyown wine stuuff oakyyy

>>15186787
Yes. Most of the world.

>>15189503
last time I went shopping, I got flagged for an ID check for Drano
who tf mainlining Drano is what I wanna know

>>15187401
he won't answer they're too busy putting a guy in jail for telling someone else to eat a dick online, because it's gendering them.

In all seriousness tho, trade strange drinking age laws and sexual content freakouts for extreme pearlclutching and violent videogame content freakouts and you have the US/EU mirror.

>>15186787

Somewhere that isn't a shit country where 20 year olds can buy booze.

>>15186787
Get someone who isn't underage to buy it for you because it's not hard to find cheap wine to use for cooking.

Ask you daddy. Or move to a country that isn't a puritan shithole.

>>15186787
make your own pussy

>>15186959
lmao the fuck did you crawl out of