/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There are none, because that is stupid.

Pho

Because not only is the name stupid, the dish itself is nothing special. How these god awful pho places keep opening up around my city I have no idea but I contend it's all a front

>>15174275
it's just huge bowls of soup, it should be called "cheap huge soups" rather than pho

>>15174246

brussels sprouts

>>15174246
Buckwheat

>>15174282

That's exactly it, there's absolutely nothing special about it. It's homeless shelter food with an international twist

>>15174311
nigga you ever have homeless shelter food? im not a big fan of pho, but its a lot better than the sloppa you get there

>>15174246
JEW SOUP.

>>15174314

It's fucking soup

>>15174246
are you 12?

>>15174326
i just have principles, try it some time

>>15174246
If the name of a dish includes an ingredient I don't like then I won't eat it. Like I'm not too keen on potatoes, so I don't like baked potatoes. I also don't like mashed potatoes. Likewise with potato au gratin. And even though I like scallops I still won't try scalloped potatoes.

>>15174275
It's just an intro to viet food. There's always been a ton of Vietnamese places in my area so I didn't realize pho was a trend until /ck/ told me. Order literally anything else and it'll be great

>>15174360
this and it isn't even the best viet soup

mac and cheese

>>15174275
fun fact it's from the french. France controlled Vietnam.
it was a french dish called pot au feu.

>>15174246
Rat Poison Sandwiches.
They sound kind of poisonous.

head cheese

>>15174275
vietnamese food is such a crock of shit. Peak exotic fetishism. Some basic ass stew and maybe the worst and laziest sandwich ever just propped up by not having english names

>>15175893
So you've only ever tried bahn mi and pho? Sad. Vietnamese is my favorite out of southeast asia. The french influence really works

>>15175985
not falling for it, gook

>>15175966
What's wrong with a Brazil Nut?

I won't eat faggots

>>15176048
I actually don't mind them, I just think it's funny people called them nigger toes(in the US at least)

>>15174246
Mudbugs

>>15176048
Good, but does sound like something a white woke woman would be pozzed by. HIVy HIVy ho.

>>15174246
niggertoes

>crtl+f
>faggots

You people don't disappojnt

>>15175985
>So you've only ever tried bahn mi and pho?
Who the fuck goes into a Vietnamese place and orders anything other than ban mi or pho?

>>15176595
>it's all carbs
lmao at vegan fags for thinking their diets are healthy

>>15175985
Nonplussed by ban me
Pho is meh. Would be better with more noodles meat off of the bone and without that disgusting mystery meat gook sausage.

>>15176595
Fish balls desu

>>15176611
Just the bread and sweet potato. Sweet potato is pretty low on the glycemic index though isn't it?

>>15176595
All that work for a sandwich...

>>15176786
They just chopped and fried stuff

Wedgie Salad

Growing up I would see this box and be immediately put off, missing out on a childhood of what is probably the best ice cream treat.

>>15174246
Spotted dick. I'm not putting Michael Jackson's dick in my mouth!

>>15176595
banh mi and pho are the baselines you judge a place by when you dine at viet place for the first time. If they pass then on the the shaking beef, wings in fish sauce, coconut curry etc

>>15174357
Of all the foods to get filtered by, fucking potatoes?

>>15177012
Literally just ask for the "extra pizza," you fucking autist. Then again, perhaps it's best you don't indulge in the best pizza deal on this planet.

>>15176340
>chinese crawfish
Nah, go to louisiana

Cockles
Why the fuck would I wanna eat something with "cock" in its name? That's just gay
This also applies to chicken, since I have no way of telling if the meat came from a cock or not

>>15174246

>>15174338
>I HAVE PRINCIPLES, UNLIKE YOU
>yes my principles involve me acting like a child, so what?

>>15174326
Mentally op is

>>15176340
They taste great anon. Seafood is one of the best things you can eat.

>>15176595
Not everyone eats Banh Mi and Pho Anon. Go get a rice dish.

>>15176340
They're crawfish, you mong.

>>15177145
What about Pinto's dick?

>>15176760
in what fucking hellhole have you been having pho this whole time jfc

>>15174246
bug juice

i get that its just fruit juice but what the fuck. cant stop thinking about cockroach guts while drinking it.

>>15178056
I know it sounds nasty, but that shit was the best in scout camp.

>>15178059
>scout camp
Was it even better than the molestation?

>>15178065
They would give out the bug juice to distract us.

spotted dick

>>15177979
>going to a restaurant to eat rice and egg
this cooking board?

>>15174270
Seconded
>>15174319
>Implying they're not soap anymore
>>15174326
Maybe 11
>>15177786
Brat, actually.

>>15176806
ew

>>15177778
>putting in my mouth what other people tell me is being an adult
no

>>15174275
Blame hipsters. The only reason ramen shops fail despite being the same fuckin idea is its now equated to instant noodles. Pho is literal garbage peasant food.

>>15178398
>peasant food
What's wrong with peasant food?

>>15178161
hoW blind do you have to be to just see a fried egg?

>>15178403
It tastes like shit and shouldn't cost $15

>>15178744
who pays $15 for pho? it's just a soup

>>15178828
switzerland, 20 chf for a smallish bowl at my local joint

>>15177979
Intradasting. What's the diamond-shaped thing?

>>15178873
Egg Meatloaf

Is this autism?

>>15178395
>refusing to put something into your mouth because of how humans use their vocal chords to let other humans know that they mean a certain prepared assembly of food

>>15180883
And yet you still managed to make the most autistic post here. Congrats

I call every
>cream of
type of soup "chowder"
simply because the word "chowder" just sounds more appetizing to me than "cream of"
so
it's not "cream of mushroom"
it's
"mushroom chowder"

>>15181409
anon have you read the OP? that game was won long ago

>>15176595
I unironically never heard of this shit before and now I'm glad I didn't. Hours of prep for a shitty hipster sandwich who's only redeeming quality is its colorful appearance. Half those steps do barely anything but enhance bring out colour.

>>15175889
but your mom loves my head cheese

>>15174246
Just today I went to a christmas market and they had pralines. Finally get to the front of the line and it's some nigger selling "deez nuts" and shit. Fuck, i wanted some pralines but I ain't eating no memenigger food.

>>15174448
Half of Vietnamese cuisine is from the French.
Pho, Bahn Mi, Bánh xèo, Bò lúc lắc etc... all inspired from French dishes.

say it, frenchie

>>15178860
It's like 7 or 8$ for a decent sized bowl here

>>15181604
>Shaw-deahr

>>15181601
Proving why fusion cuisine is the best

>>15181601
>Bò lúc lắc
Also a good bò lúc lắc sends me over the moon.

>>15177576
>One extra pizza please
You sound retarded

>>15181646
>Hey, can I get the extra pizza?
Nah, you sound like a retard.

>>15174246
Anything British. Give your food normal names you subhumans

>>15177979
>go eat a restaurant that even fuck ups cooking eggs

>>15181723
This

probably anything with "wurst" in it, it just sounded really unappetizing until i got older and I realized that they're just delicious sausages. I may have associated wurst with haggis, some foreign european meat dish.

>>15181723
>one stargazy pudding-in-the-hole coming right up

>>15176760
damn he’s retarded and a flyover
most viet restaurants have over 9000 different types of pho so idk how you gonna complain about what’s in it when it’s the consumer that chooses almost all the time the only one yoy have to blame is yourself