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15162948 No.15162948 [Reply] [Original]

I want to eat like a viking for the rest of my life what is some good food from them. Sorry I have to ask here, we have no shamans in my area.

>> No.15162955
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15162955

Soy.

>> No.15162969

>>15162955
Shut up medfag, you are merely scared by my dubious ways chiseled viking jaw.

>> No.15162972

>>15162969
and* chiseled viking jaw.

>> No.15162977
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>>15162969
>>15162972
More like your Dubious Gays and Jizzled Viking Whore.

>> No.15162983

>>15162948
They used some form of onion soup for men who got wounded in the stomach in battle. If you could smell the soup from the bandages it meant your intestines was pierced and most likely going to die.

>> No.15162986

Shit and cum

>> No.15162987

>>15162948
Just eat dry cured fish until you feel the urge to jump on a boat and go rape some british ass

>> No.15162988

>>15162977
Ohh you! One of these days!
>>15162983
Interesting, thank you. I will look into it.
>>15162987
I like the sound of that.

>> No.15162998

Honor your ancestors and convert to Christianity like they did :)

>> No.15163015

>>15162998
I dunno man I think I want to believe whatever the heck Heinrich Himmler did I've seen a few things on it and it looks pretty cool.

>> No.15163099

>>15162948
The flesh of your enemies

>> No.15163379

>>15163015
so you're going to raise chickens?

>> No.15163443

>>15163379
If that is what it takes

>> No.15163476

>>15162948
Was this an excuse to post an SS Division Emblem? Anyway ''vikings'' (assuming you mean Norsemen) ate rather basic foods like barley, rye, fish, meats and they drank fermented honeywines and such. I think you might long for some more variety after a short amount of time.

>> No.15163501

>>15163476
Viking detected.

>> No.15163536

>>15162948
https://www.ribevikingecenter.dk/da/viden/mad/mad-fest,-solhverv.aspx
There is a lot of recipes here, but you want to run it through Google translate.

>> No.15163699

>>15163476
yeah OP, that isn't even the emblem of the 'Wiking' division. What you posted is the emblem of the 7. SS (volunteer) Mountain Division 'Prinz Eugen', which recruited from ethnic Germans in Yugoslavia and Romania. You're about as far from Scandinavia as the SS got.

>> No.15163705

>>15163536
Imagine not being able to read Danish.

>> No.15164126

>>15163476
No and you truly underestimate my tolerance to bland foods, but thanks.
>>15163699
Look man I started making the thread and couldn't be bothered to grab an image of like a viking or viking food, I just picked the first thing I saw that had a relationship to vikings. But thanks for the history of it I don't know anything about the German infantry and panzer divisions honestly I just saved it because I like all the runes also I like the Nazis so I thought it was a cool crossover. I may check into this wiking division (I'm kinda new to this viking lifestyle so don't blame me for not already having done it).
>>15163536
Thanks man I would have never found this as I cant speak danish and well wouldn't have googled danish words

>> No.15165230

>>15162948
Salt fish, cheese, bread. Want something else ? Have some damn berries with honey in it. Want fuckin more ? Go out and fuckin die or come back with crops from whatever poor bastard you looted.

>> No.15165344

>>15163536
>>15162948
they also have vidoes of some of the recipes on youtube where you can enable english subtitles.
https://www.ribevikingecenter.dk/da/video.aspx

>> No.15165350

>>15165344
sorry wrong link
https://www.ribevikingecenter.dk/da/video/vikingemad.aspx

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>>15165344
>>15165350
Thanks man you're a big help.
>>15165230
I'll have to research if they had honey

>> No.15166253

>>15162948
post physique you manchild

>> No.15166287

>>15166250
what the fuck do you think mead is made from?

>> No.15166292

>>15166287
milk maiden pee

>> No.15166559

>>15162948
Potatoes and fish with no spices or sauce. Also sometimes rotten fish (lutfisk) so you get vitamin D during the winter when there is only 2 hours of sunlight a day. Otherwise you die.

>> No.15167684

>>15166559
Potatoes? You sure about that?

>> No.15167770

>>15162948
Pretty sure they ate stuff like pickled fish.
The reason they went out to conquer fertile lands was because they got sick of eating pickled fish.

>> No.15167847

>>15162948
Rotting shark and crackers

>> No.15168068

>>15166559
Lutfisk is fish preserved with lye (yes, that kind of lye).
You are thinking of surströmming, you utter imbecile.

>> No.15168084

>>15162948
Eat porridge like every other human in that era.

>> No.15168087

>>15163705
>OP wants to be a viking
>cant read danish
What a fucking pleb.

>> No.15168090

>>15163536
https://www.ribevikingecenter.dk/da/viden/vikingemad-til-alle-tider/opskrifter.aspx

Looks fucking delicous

>> No.15168094

>>15166559
You do know your potato history, right?

>> No.15168100

>>15162948
Get a barrel of herring, pack the herring between thick layers of salt. Eat it with turnips, nuts, rye and the weirdest root vegetables you can find.
No matter how bad the herring smells it's edible.
Mead or milk for drinking and apples for desert.
For special occasions, pit roast goats or p. Then boil all the knuckles, joints, hooves and shit. Also blood foods, like blood porridge.
Fennel in everything.

Also why would you want to eat like a medieval person for more than a week?!
Viking diet is nothing special and boy do you have to love herring, rye and turnips to enjoy it.

>> No.15168109

>>15168100
>Viking diet is nothing special and boy do you have to love herring, rye and turnips to enjoy it.
This anon gets it.

>> No.15168177

>>15162948
>Sorry I have to ask here, we have no shamans in my area
Google isn't a shaman.

>> No.15168266

>>15162948
Do americans really?

>> No.15168306

>>15162998
forced conversions

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>>15162948

>> No.15168403

OAT
>>15166559
motherfucker

>> No.15168429

>>15168087
I'm more Norwegian than Danish but I guess I am probably a little danish because my family moved there around WW1, but after WW2 they moved to america, then Japan for a few years (they lived on a military base so no shenanigans with the bugs occurred). Either way the other side of my family is Scottish with some Irish so I figure I got the whole shebang of vikings.

>>15168090
yeah no kidding

>>15168177
Okay bingfag

>>15168100
Well I soon plan to be giving up almost all technology and go live on the family property I'm going to inherit, I will be farming it but doing cool viking shit will fill in the spaces of time where there's nothing. I may scrap it for Ted Kaczynski shit (without the terrorism).

>>15166253
I may post later but as I don't have any pictures currently (I don't have any friends in real life, and don't talk to people much so I'm the only one who cares about my progress and there'd be no point in taking pictures if I can see myself whenever) I'll give you the gist 6'0" almost 6'1" 150lb, I think my scale may be a bit broke because I'm slim but fit and that measurement makes me sound like a skeletor.

>> No.15168440

>>15168373
This looks fucking amazing

>> No.15169418

>>15162948
Vikings were big on cured and salted lamb/sheep. Most countries have something like that you can easily get a hand on

>> No.15169438
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>>15166559
replace potatoes with rutabagas, and add dairy, and you got it.

>> No.15169446

>>15169438
dill would be pretty much the only herb.

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>>15168100
Don't forget berries though. They would be more common than apples, or other fruits like pears.

>> No.15169473

>>15169455
I thought that picture was of a lot of different pictures of berries in bowls, I was not displeased.

>> No.15170648

>>15162983
sounds like a silly myth.

>> No.15171422
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Dried fish, salted fish, pickled fish, berries and, being proto-swedes, most likely copious amounts of dick

>> No.15171428

>>15162948
Shitty root vegetables boiled for too long. That's it.
t. swedish guy

>> No.15172566

>>15164126
underage b8

>> No.15174565
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>>15162948
unironically semen.

look up the hanged man tradition.

>> No.15174659

have you tried google?