/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15164329
You're just paying for the show and experience. The menu is basic roasted chicken and potatoes and a vegetable. Alcohol is expensive, but if you drink enough, you'll forget how sad the meal is and just focus on the jousting.

>>15164354
I brought my own alcohol and got told to stop being so rowdy during the show, which I thought was weird.

>>15164329
Long way to go for one rib and a leg of chicken. It'd be nice if there was more emphasis on the history portion like at Renaissance fairs.

>>15164392
actual medieval food sucked
no potatoes sounds hellish

>>15164354
>medieval times
>corn
>tomato

where is the fucking pottage dammit!

>>15164381
>>15164354
Don't get too rowdy but also sneak in a flask of something hard
They've got soft drinks/pop/soda (whatever regional dialect you prefer) so just get that and mix away

>>15164425
I for one am very happy about the Colombian Exchange

>>15164354
>vegetarian meal
as if the starving peasants and eurofags back then really had a choice of what they could eat at each meal, jfc

>Medieval
>tomatoes
>corn
>potatoes

>>15164354
That's par for the course on "experiences"
I went to the fawlty towers "experience" and got this shits from the food.
Was just veg soup a roast dinner and bought in desserts

>>15164354
Wow
Non of that existed in medieval europe

>>15164425
>>15164439
>>15164444
Yes, we know. We have this discussion every time this thread pops up.

>>15164439
did a fan really say "dude choke me for laughs" and he went "haha yeah ok"

>>15164438
holy shit shut up you fucking geek

>>15164354
damn kings btfo the veges

>>15164444
They had chicken, carrots, celery and beans, at least.

Nothing is historically accurate about medieval times, though. It is just a medieval theme. Kinda how like chinese food isn't really chenese food but it feels like what you think chinese food is like.

>>15164442
I didn't even know that was a thing. And anyway, shouldn't the experience be kind of awful?

>>15164460
go suck a fat one you ugly piece of shit, jesus christ no wonder you little incels wonder how you can't get laid, you have no self realization of how mean you are

>>15164354
>Medieval
>Tomato
>Potato
>Corn
What were they thinking?

>>15164463
These retards really think normal people go to medieval times for something OTHER than watching paid actors fight on horseback
Do they not realize nobody gives a shit potatoes were only found in the Andes at that time?

>>15164465
Yeah, but not health effecting awful.
They do let off extinguisters and throw plates and bread around but there is still H&S and food hygiene that needs to be met.

>>15164455
It's apparently a common request from his fans, second to having him do a chokehold.

>>15164468
This is why the other kids bully you
You're an annoying little nerd, what kind of fucking comment is "HMM THE PEASANTRY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO EAT THAT" like it actually contributes something?
Fuck off, loser, we're trying to watch dudes fight on horseback, not get a history lesson.

>>15164381
I got kicked out because I accidentally doused my waitress in beer when I stood up to cheer for my knight

>>15164491
based king showering the wench in ale

>>15164485
>like it actually contributes something
considering the entire theme of the establishment is set in MEDIEVAL TIMES, yes it matters, fuck off you angry little jerk and stop posting on this website

>>15164453
They could easily use veggies that would've been common in Europe though like parsnips, carrots or turnips.

>>15164501
Wow, you're actually autistic, aren't you?

>Wow, you're actually autistic, aren't you?

>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POTATORINOS!!! THAT'S NOT AUTHENTIC!!! STOP IT!!!

>>15164471
That the average person doesn't give a shit and is there to see knights fighting

>>15164439
>haha np always happy to cater to a fan can I have a copy btw haha no but seriously i just want to make sure it came out right

>>15164532
>t. makes blanket statements to cope with the fact that he is objectively wrong about everything

>>15164354
>KINGS FEAST
>v-v-v-vege t-t-tarian m-m-meal
based

>>15164543
Are you really telling me Karen, Bill, and their three kids actually give a shit their meal is "inauthentic?"
Do you really believe everyone is as autistic as you?
No, seriously, where the fuck do you get the idea people actually give a shit? They would've changed the menu or shut down ages ago. How are you so dumb? Is this bait?

>>15164329
only the take out

>>15164556
Karen, Bill, and their three kids don't go to places like this...only freaks like me and you

>>15164564
Now I'm starting to think you've never actually been to a Medieval Times
Normies love that shit, dude

>>15164468
rofl

Overall, it's enjoyable.
Just remember nobody goes to Chuck E. Cheese because they crave the pizza.

>>15164630
correct...i go there to stare at kids

>>15164329
it is for flyover white trash. let them have their fun though, theyre going to be very upset when Biden comes after their guns.

>>15164661
>Biden comes after their guns.
not happening chud

>>15164646
They have kids at Medieval Times, too.
Plus it's darker.

You'll be sitting behind them for the most part; hope you don't need to stare into his eyes.

>>15164683
>going into that much detail
jesus christ mate i was only making a joke, you seem like an actual nonce

>>15164329
I've always wanted to go to one of these but they just don't exist in the American west.
Shit looks fun as fuck

>>15164516
except they don't give a shit

>>15164460
another red dit fag with sand in his vagina. #stopallveganmealsnow

Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into shitposting? Is that really too much to ask?

>>15164485
you just don't like someone mocked your stupid veggies. Do the the cool kids make fun of soi? Do you want to talk to the school counselor about it?

>>15164675
omg a VHS slur user. Its pretty rare these days. Most people understand using that outdated VHS slur makes you look like a bigger faggot than if you released a 'Sweating to the Oldies' tape.

Try the more progressive Critters slur

>>15164329
Don’t care about the food in that environment. I just want to be entertained by wenches and sword fights. Fucking covid. I was going to finally go to one this year fuuck

>>15164483
Well he did play a serial killer after all

>>15164439
god i wish that were me

>>15164675
>that outdated VHS slur makes you look like a bigger faggot than if you released a 'Sweating to the Oldies' tape.
What's with the jewish accountant wojak on the left?

>>15166543
shut the fuck up faggot, this is 4chan

>>15166543
"Can we" as in "is it within the metaphysical realm of possibility"?
Yes.
Will we ever?
Nope.
Strip away responsibility/accountability for one's words, in complete anonymity, and most people act like shit-throwing chimps.

>>15166777
the asian boy or the older guy?

>>15164329
When I was 10, yes.

When I was 12, no.


But if I spend my time there with a bunch of friends getting drunk then I'm sure I'd love it now.

>>15164354
>Chad King's Feast
>virgin vegetarian meal

>>15164439
Can you imagine how many times she jerked off to this picture?

>>15164516
Please no they can't cook corn and potatoes right

>>15164442
>vb
Where in Australia is this?

>>15166357
The American West is pretty fucking broad, what state?

>>15166656
ok, Dorf
<waits patiently for reference to register>

>>15166652
>>15166514
holy fuck what an absolute cope
i eat meat dude

>>15166980
this
the potatoes are always overcooked

>>15166842
Is that....a bucket?

>>15166656
>>15166797
what?

>>15166863
Yeah and I remember when it was much better before you came.

>>15167244
>le funny oldfag meme
fucking kill yourself, you shouldn't be on this website if you are older than 22

>>15167155
for all intents and purposes, yes
it's a soup bowl with a handle

>>15164329
What the fuck... it's actually a real thing?!
I just thought it was a thing in Cable Guy.

>>15169318
Yes lmao

>>15169318
If I ever go to USA it'll be on my list of things to do
Seems like a pretty good night out

>>15167361

Christopher Mootikins-Poole, the founder of 4channel.org, is now 57 years old. Feel old yet?

>>15164329
>>15164354
yes the garlic bread is good
but i remember it being dark and hard to see your chicken

>>15164439
>thisismysplooshface.jpg

Went there for a field when I was in middle school. Had a plain potato and a bland chicken thigh. No utensils because medieval.
Overall it was meh. If you like cheesy sword fights I guess it's cool.

>>15164417
Bread and legumes, many more legumes than nowadays. Would prefer it anyway over mutt fast food

>>15164444
If you were the richest king, I bet you could get all that stuff if you really wanted it.

>>15164329
They used to give you a whole game hen and unlimited beer

>>15170900
True

If you can drink, the floor show is great. If you're a 4-10 year old, it's awesome. Anyone between 11 and 20 will despise it.

>>15164468
You will never be a woman.

>>15167007
>>15167241
I am not the OP but this is the best I can think of. C.H.U.D was like these shitty B-list zombie movies. I watched the 2nd one drunk as fuck with my brother we had a blast.

>>15166656
>>15167007
NGL, and this isn't the venue for this, but Dorf would be an AMAZING slur to use if it wasn't already a play on "dwarf." Though do liberals really give two shits about short white people?

>>15164455
It's not every day you can say you got choked by hannibal lecter

>>15171268
>>15171262
>>15167007
>>15167241

House is another progressive VHS slur. The original had Norm from Cheers. The sequel had Cliff from Cheers. That should tell you everything you need to know about the movie.

>>15164442
I hate bugmen

>>15166842
>>15164354
The bucket isnt even full. Also what false advertising, why is that legal in america?

>>15172078
don't we all.

>>15164329
Food was ok, show is fun. We took my ex son there once and got 3 of the best seats. Had a couple mugs of beer and our knight won that day

It was just roasted chicken, potato wedges, and tomato soup.

>>15164329
I was like 14 when I went but I remember them giving you a whole leg of mutton and it was tasty. I don't know if its worth it solely for the food.

>>15164439
There's probably about 1/4 cup of wetness sloshing around in her panties in this pic, I want to drink it out of a cocktail glass.

>>15164329
>Be me.
>14 years old on a middle school trip to Washington DC
>most of my went on the trip (~300 students)
>my school (in its infinite wisdom) decided that one of the nights that we were there that we should go up to the Medieval Times in Baltimore
>I notice parts of a cigarette on the bottom of my soda cup and lose my appetite
>We have dinner there, watch a show, and leave
>oh shit
>kids are getting sick on the bus
>buses pull over and half of my class is barfing/shitting themselves alongside the road in Maryland
>wtf
>toilet on one of the tour buses overflows
>I'm one of the lucky few who don't get sick

No one in my class ever brought up the subject of Medieval Times ever again (even 15 years later).

>>15164568
History/culinary buffs don't hang out at amusement parks for children retard, the last time I went was with my entire 8th grade class, and half the audience was just other kids. None of it is authentic, it's all pleb fodder and souvenirs for gullible consumers.

>>15172031
I actually really enjoyed this movie and it was funny with a couple decent scares.

>>15164329
i went to medieval times with some friends two years ago
one of them was retarded and ate a big-ass edible before we got there and it kicked in in the middle of the show, they had a bad episode and needed to go to the hospital
other than that it was fun

>>15173342
YES ASSHOLE THAT'S MY WHOLE POINT

>>15173506
did this last year in february just before covid shut everything down
i accidentally got my friend way too high
our server was really cool about it though since we weren't rowdy, kept us a steady supply of water and checked in every now and then to make sure we were okay
very nice, left her a good tip

>>15167361
Noooooooooo zoomer noooooooooooo