/ck/ - Food & Cooking

not after I caught my cat drinking out of it.

>>15160001
what? keeping a glass of water next to the bed?
why not?

yes. that's vodka right?

>>15160001
I did that a long time ago because my mother did it. but after a few nights where I didn't drink out of it I stopped doing it.

>>15160001
I keep my water bottle on my nightstand, yes. I get thirsty when I wake up and it's convenient.

>>15160001
100% of the time. Always need water while I sleep.

I'm also an alkie so this staves off hangovers.

>>15160001
I have a bottle too in case I need to piss

>>15160008
I use mugs with lids for this exact reason. So long as my cat can't see the water inside, he's not interested in the slightest

I keep a bottle of pedialyte ready for hangovers. Water might be a good idea for after sex.

>>15160008
I just gave my cat another glass, and now he knows which is which. Make sure you keep his shit fresh though, or he'll just drink out of yours again.

Don’t have any toxoplasmosis spreaders in my house. My wife is prego so I have a PITCHER of water on the nightstand. Staying hydrated in winter is important

>>15160001
i thrash around in my sleep so i can't keep anything that might fall over or spill on my nightstand. i keep a 1L water bottle on the floor next to the bed though.

>>15160001
When I was little I had one cup of water next to my bed for YEARS that I would slowly sip off of. I can't imagine the shit growing in there.

>>15160027
thanks for sharing that completely pointless story and wasting everyones time asshole

>>15160064
the baby's gonna come out black

>>15160128
(because your wife had sex with a nigger and he got her pregnant, not you)

>>15160001
Sure, why wouldn't I? I have one right next to me right now, half empty because I've been sipping.

>>15160125
what the fuck do you think the point of this website is

If you haven't tasted delicious night water, you haven't lived.

I have an insulated travel mug for this purpose.

t. massive alcoholic who requires hydration during the night to prevent hangovers

>>15160046
Pathetic pussy, imagine letting your retarded pet walk all over you like this

>>15160305
it goes really well with night soil

>>15160320
those days of dehydration can really build up, just got off a couple week bender and didn't drink enough water to maintain. i almost fucking died.

>>15160001
If I don't have my water glass I don't have a good night. I need those gulps.

>>15160044
>I keep a bottle of pedialyte ready for hangovers.
I prefer gatorade, aloe water.
>Water might be a good idea for after sex.
Everytime, parched afterwards. This is just something you do when you live in a multi-story house. A bedroom drinks fridge is second best.

I have infrequent bathroom breaks during my workday and kind of restrict water, so I pretty deeply hydrate once I'm home again. And, for good measure, a good tall glass of iced water is downed at bedtime, plus a refill on the nightstand. I don't like it uncovered though. Hot tea (winter), and cold water (rest of the year) goes into a lidded Tervis. I will occasionally knock it off from a pillow that went flying, and it saves on spills, but yes, also because I remember my Microchem Lab days of the ick from the air, and looking under a microscope with and without the erlenmeyer flask. The tervis holds the temperature so nicely, as well. When you're sick? That waking up middle of the night and having a warm sip of mint tea right there? Priceless.

>>15160038
>tfw you mix up the water bottle and the piss bottle

>>15160046
Every time I'm thirsry and I drink, I clean my cats water bowl and fill it up with fresh water so he gets to drink fresh water in a clean vessel as often as I do. He drinks way more that way than if I change it only once a day. Guess it also helps keeping him out of my glasses.

I've just got a hose I've attached to my tap that lays near the bed, that way I get fresh water and none is wasted

>>15160842
Are you a hamster?

>>15160064
I suggest one of these for your wife.

I usually keep an insulated tumbler with a top (yeti or ozark trail ) with ice and water in it. It gets hot in my room but my water stays cold.

>>15160855
Thanks man! I’m gonna pick one up for a Christmas gift

>>15160039
>he's not interested in the slightest
Not while you're awake.

>>15160001
I have a bottle. I don't drink much water during the day but at night I am always thirsty. I also sleep with a fan which dries my mouth.

>>15160044
pedialyte is loaded with sugar that stuff also tastes gross

>>15160001 (OP)
Why does her hand look so off? Like it's inverted or something.

OP here, I meant placing your drinking water near radiation emitting objects for long periods. I didn't ask for your blogs.

>>15160046
He absolutely drinks out of your water glass when you're sleeping, and probably farts in it too lmao

>>15161254
I'm more disturbed by her chin

>>15160046
Based catbro

>>15160855
Why do soda drinkers like cold water so much? I'm from the desert and basically a fucking fremen and room temperature is best otherwise you can't drink it fast enough.

>>15160039
>>15160046
>>15160008
Cats are for faggots
>>15160320
>>15160320
>>15160367
>>15160034
Degenerate retards who are proud theyre weak and have an addiction problem. U people are the scum of the earth

Everyone is welcome to awaken at 3am and have a refreshing sip of nightstand water. Enjoy!

>>15161386

>>15160125
oh right and this thread and your isn't a waste of time?

>>15162822
Fremen don't chug their water, you fucking pseud.

OP here I meant keeping a book on your nightstand, god you people are so dumb.

I've got a bottle like pic related with me pretty much all day so I put it on my bedside table when I go to sleep.

I keep it in my insulated Yeti thermos, so when I wake up at 3AM I have a shitload of ice cold FRESSWATE

>>15162810
That's what radiated water will do to you

>>15160001
I keep a water bottle nearby since I always wake up thirsty at 3am.
Why?

OP here, I meant letting women sleep in your bed

I never wake up mid sleep, like, ever. I don't get this wake up and drink water meme. When I go out, I go out like a fucking log, if I have no alarm set I probably end up sleeping anywhere from 12 to 14 hours and wake up with a massive headache. I also once slept through my fire alarm going off due to detecting smoke from the house in front of mine going up in flames; took someone to come shake me awake until I woke up, I had no clue what was going on.

>>15163146
You're actually dying every time you fall asleep and the (you) that wakes up is a different but similar you

>>15160143
Wow good one, retard

>he doesn't have a 24 pack of Fiji under his bed
ngmi

>>15163144
Not me. This is an on topic hq thread.

>>15163146
>I don't get this wake up and drink water meme
It's not a meme. Some people sleep lightly and wake easier from things. Having a sip of water wets your mouth a little and helps you back to sleep. As the other guys said, alcoholics do it to prevent hangovers. You're a heavy sleeper which means you wont wake up and your body is ok with no water
>I probably end up sleeping anywhere from 12 to 14 hours and wake up with a massive headache
That doesn't sound good anon, its sounds like you had too much. It's happened to me before but the headache goes away after a cuppa
>>15163155
Your brain regenerates as you sleep, that's why in sleep your eyes move left to right. It's like a typewriter rewriting your brain ready for the next day. That's how the mandela effect also works

>>15160008
>owning cats
Digusting.
I was just visiting a friend which got one and their whole appartement stank like a cloaka. Cat people can't even mell it anymore. Cat is licking his nasty asshole and cat people will let them bite off them their ham sandwhich. Vile faggots. You people should be shot on sight.

>>15163215
I wouldn't call this on topic because we're discussing drinking water in bed and not the water. It probably fits better in /fit/ because anons are talking about it's effects.

>>15162885
They would if they could.

Glass milk bottle that has a lid, I drink out of that. Holds a quart too, room temp water is delicious, cold water, only on hot days out.

>>15163265
>hey /fit/ how do you drink your drinks and hold your fork when eating?

>>15163371
I was just saying lad. We're talking about health, and hangovers kind of, which sounds like something that would go on the fitness board instead of the board that's focused on food

>>15163232
Completely agree. Disgusting monsters and they should all be killed.

I do this, but with warm milk

>>15160143
>n-word
I remember when I was 8 and thought it was funny

>>15163455

but now you know it's serious and your culture is in trouble

>>15163437
It's a great indicator for genetic trash. Only people unable to procreae would buy a cat and clean their shit getting infected with toxoplasmosis just to cuddle something alive out of desperation. A nasty surrogate child for the sterile masses.

>>15163517
Yep, the racism is out of control

>>15160001
Wife does, I just neck my coffee before I go and make a fresh one when i get up.

>>15163571

the racism towards white people

>>15163609
Not possible by definition

>>15162822
I don't drink soda, I like iced water. When it's warm in the room it is refreshing and comfy. If I had a colder room I would probably be fine with room temp.

>>15163523
Talking to yourself is degenerate

>>15162842
No one likes you or finds your shitposting funny.

>>15163651
You obviously listened.

Dude, the water is for Satan not you

>>15163523
100 percent this. Cats are disgusting and you should steer clear of anyone with cats.

>>15163232
The future is meow

>>15163729
>cats are bad cuz meme brain worm
Unless you're tonguing your cat's asshole or eating cat litter you'll be fine from the Brazilian curse. Meanwhile, dogs will shit on your carpet and expect treats for it, then maul your baby to death if its tiny retard mind decides its mad. Dogs are the ultimate bluepilled pet, a mindless, subservient drone that can't even go to the shitter without assistance. You might as well adopt a decrepit old grandma from the retirement home and take care of that.

Birds are the only pets worth having anyways.

>>15163852
Kek, while semi-true, its hard to hear about cleanliness from a guy who spends his weekend scraping green bird shit

>>15163852
Toxoplasmosis is very easily transmitted. Cats lick their asshole and themselves. Scratch a cat than you eyelid or mouth, e voila. They also walk on their cat litter and than all over your furniture and even kitchen table. It's not just a brain worm, a pregnant woman will misscarriage or bear a retarded child when she gets infected with toxoplasmosis during pregnancy.

And unlike a dog, you can't train a cat properly. If your dog shits on your carpet than that's your cat brain being unable to treat him like a dog and train this behaviour out of him while it's a pupper. A dog will hunt with and for you and actually mourn your dead, while your cat while just top to evaluate if she first eats your eyes or tongue from you bloating corpse (spite having a plate full of cat food, because fuck you).

Birds are even worse. You take away their ability to fly the skies and put them in solitary confinement torture just to make them look at you in deperation of love of their peers. Cat people are retarded, but bird people cutting their fly wings and putting them in a cane for a life sentance? I wouldn't even treat a nigger like that.

An animal should be usefull, not something to get because actual people don't even look at you, let alone grace you with human interaction.

>>15160001
>Not staying hydrated at all times
NGMI

>>15163947
Did you google translate your post?
I get what you're saying, but reads like yoda on a 3 week bender.

>>15163947
>putting them in a cane for a life sentance? I wouldn't even treat a nigger like that
>An animal should be usefull
Slavery's illegal now though unfortunately

>>15163947
Agree with the clipping the wings bit. When i was a kid i kept tumbler and fantail pigeons, had about 150 at one point. They only got to fly on weekends but they fucking loved it. I always considered the other 5 days of captivity as a bit of a trade-off for the food and shelter, but they definitely have to be allowed to fly sometimes. You can see how happy they are. Plus its always nice to give the animal a chance to leave if they want, I lost about 5 pigeons due to them going awol over the years.

>>15163987
I'm a drunken Kraut with a semi borken keyboard, do you think I'll bother to spellcheck something in a toxo thread? Bernd, bitte.

>>15160008
I couldn't care less that my cat drinks out of my cup

>>15160008
my cat goes after my water too. the little shit stain has his own water but prefers mine

>>15160008
god....the more I browse this site, the more vindication I get for believing that cats are truly not meant to be pets and are literally wild animals....that is so fucking gross

>>15164753
any pet animal will try to drink out of water left out dumbfuck

>>15164768
wrong, i rarely see dogs do this shit because you can actually train them since they are domesticated

>>15164000
acting like an asshole to cope with your fear of cats is pathetic

>>15164773
a cat will learn if you smack it enough

>>15160064
Woah, a whole pitcher of pregnant-woman-fart infused water. Are you willing to sell some?

>>15164792
cats are fucking disgusting animals...and almost everyone I have ever met that owns one has some sort of mental illness

>>15164792
No it won't. A cat has no sense of consequence, as far as its concerned you're smacking it for no reason. Rather than learning a lesson it will simply grow to hate you.

>>15160270
Owning the libs.

>>15164785
Is this cope or can das weg?

>>15164813
i love smacking cats for no reason
why would i care if a gross faggot animal hates me?

>>15160001
Oh what ridiculous autism are you on now?

>>15163717
Ranting on public draws attention.

>>15163947
Toxoplasmosis is an easily preventable illness if you have an exclusively indoor cat. Outdoor cats usually contract toxoplasma parasites from eating infected rodents and it's an easy cure if your cat even have symptoms at all. Toxoplasma almost never transfers from just touching your cat's fur or saliva, it presents in their fecal matter. When excreted it can take up to one day before the toxoplasma is even infectious and active, meaning clean the god damn litter box once a day, every day. Humans have to actively consume infected meat or fecal matter. Petting your cat or touching furniture your cat has walked on is not enough to get the parasite.
Dogs and cats are both useful and personable animals that have evolved with humanity for thousands of years and only a true faggot hates one or the other.

People who hate dogs or cats are niggers.

>>15165067
That's not relevant to the point at hand.

>>15160095
I bet your immune system kicks ass

>>15160128
>>15160143
This
>>15163455
>>15163171

Maybe 4chan isnt for you?
This is an awful place on purpose. Sounds like you dont understand where you are

>>15166085
Fuck off back to r/4chan you cancerous newfag

>>15165844
cats are malignant disease that should be reviled and exterminated

>>15162946
>17 oz
not enough

>>15163621
REEEEE

>>15166192
N

>>15166192
I have always been here anon
Always

Guys it's very late and I'm scared to get out bed but very thirsty what should I do?

>>15167510
Pee yourself in terror then luck up the pee.

>>15165844
>just torture a wild animal to solitary confinement and depression, as it can only watch the world from a window
You cat people are malvolent and egoistic to a degree that no normal human can understand. Imagine doing all that cruel shit even to a cat just to not feel lonely. Pathetic pieces of shit. I mean, cats are disgusting and all, but they are animals unable to reason, but you are just cruel.

I keep my trust 40oz Hydroflask by my bedside at all times.

Nothing like a nice swig of water when you wake up, or if you happen to wait up in the middle of the night and are parched!

>>15167526
Hydroflask is a shitty company and its employees are complete fucking tools....not to mention they make cheap shitty overpriced water bottles

drive your car off a bridge you stinking rotten scum-sucking maggot, never shill this garbage on here again

>>15167541
Lmao you must be an impoverished Nalgene no-sex haver.

Seethe more loser while my water stays nice and frosty.

>>15167545
enjoy your lead and mercury poisoning dipshit

>>15160001
i have a water bed you losers.

>>15162946
Same here

>>15163621
Bait

>>15162842
i bet my foreskin you are 15 or under

>>15160001
Enjoy various particles from the air, in your water, bitch.

>>15160001
I thought the phone reflection was someone hiding under her bed from the thumbnail lol and no i dont sleep with a phone right next to me but yes I do have a 2L bottle of water on my bedstand always

>>15166371
I know, I keep filling it up during the day.

>>15160095
based and immune system pilled

How come dog owners are so pathetic that they get angry at the mere idea of a cat while you never see cat owners shitting on dogs? What makes dog owners so thin skinned?

>>15168307
You could say they are the real pussies

>>15160405
is this pasta

>>15162822
If you have to chug your water, you’re not drinking enough through the day.

>>15168307
You sound like a disgruntled cat owner that got stuck with an ungrateful, unfriendly "companion" for 20+ years

>>15163947
>And unlike a dog, you can't train a cat properly
Stopped reading there. You could have just admitted you’re a retard with no patience first and saved me some time.

>>15168307
Because dogs aren't murdering everything within a one km radius. There's nothing to get upset at dogs about, except for the poorly cared for ones that bark incessantly.

Fresh glass every night, nigger. Don't have cats because I'm not a 50 year old spinster.

Why do city trannies love cats so much?

>>15160001
>water
not a fan
multicellular life was a mistake

I usually drink 2-4 liters of water a day. Usually before I got to sleep (like immediately before I pass out) I’ll drink 3/4-1 liter of water and then wake up and piss for like 90 seconds straight.

I’m not sure what my bladder capacity is, but I’m sure it’s like 24-30 oz over night

>>15168666
When in hell.

>>15168579
>wasting time to train a feral pest not to shit in your meal
Why would anybody bother to do that for such a useless animal? All costs and time with no benefits for actually mentally healthy people. If you need an assistance animal, you'll be better of working on your base problems.

Pic related had the original imgur caption
>I’m sure the rice still edible if you remove the poop and some of the rice that has poop on it.

>>15168670
What?

>>15168575
How do I sound like the disgruntled one when half the thread is dog owners screaming at the mere mention of the word cat?

>>15168591
Seems strange that you give barking dogs and dogs that murder humans a pass because of shitty owners but don’t do the same for cats.

>>15168752
I can’t even imagine seething so hard at
The mere existence of an animal that you assume anyone who likes them has to be insane. Did cats rape your mother or something? I’m serious. Not liking them is fine. But why do dog owners get legitimately angry about cats?

>>15168906
Nobody mentioned dogs until you brought dog owners up

>>15168921
Stating facts isn't seething, cat fag.
You are legit mentally ill if you favor such useless pests and no amount of cope will change that.

>>15164809
For me it's autism and libertarianism. Dogs are for communists.

>>15169280
Dogs are mentally retarded, the smell, and they annoy the living shit out of you. I still like them but only outside. They do not belong in the house. They're fucking awesome for jumping in the truck bed and keeping you company while you break up ice in the water troughs and feed the cattle but not good for barking at nothing inside and getting their thick ass fur all over your house and car or whining like assholes to go out to shit or piss. I'd rather just keep some sand in the garage for my tiny pet predators who kill sqorpions for me.

>>15169290
I've never met a communist that didn't own a cat
Cat owners are fucking creeps lmao

>>15169306
>t. mantoddler with a sub 70 IQ that can train a dog
let me guess....you aren't white

>>15169325
can't

>>15160855
Didn't know Bobby fucking Boucher was posting in this thread

>>15160001
NEVER DO THIS FOR TAP WATER. It's breading ground of bacteria.

>>15169484
I like bacteria. Makes you stronger.

>>15169306
>tiny pet predators
The only thing which they kill are native bird younglings, destroying actual ecosystems, not for food but just out of boredom.

All animals belong outside in the first place. If you don't own an outside space, you shouldn't have animals in the first place.

>>15169338
Kek.

>>15169484
>It's breading ground

Amateurs.

>>15170227
What's your twitch?

>>15164746
Try getting it a new bowl or properly washing the one it has with bleach. Cats and digs have a better sense of smell than we do and don't like to drink contaminated water if they can help it.

>>15169522
So do humans, but most of us spend our lives cooped up indoors, much of it sitting in the same chair.

>>15168906
Cats will never not murder. Dogs bark and attack when they become mentally unstable. Cats murder because that is their natural behaviour. Strange that this wasn't obvious to you without explanation.

>>15160001
You mean to tell me people don't wake up to the amazing smell of fresh tea/coffee in the morning?

>>15170259
Indeed. But this i no excuse to damn another living being int the same misery, especially as this make those people compliant instead of angry. Those people will be just comfy enought to not start a fuzz because they lie to and delute themselves that at least some pest loves them. It's just another cultural soma.

>>15160001
I don't. I never drink bedroom poo-particle fart water. Disgusting.

>>15170405
Why are you doing that in your room? Go to the bathroom then.

>>15160001
Mini Fridge is my bedside nightstand, filled with cans of Diet Mountain Dew, wake up in the afternoon, lean over, grab an ice cold dew, down it all, back to sleep.

>>15171806
Enjoy cancer from the fridge gassing

In my current apartment my throat gets pretty dry at night. I think sleeping close to the heating vent is fucking with me a bit.

>>15172460
Probably got cancer from breathing in near the heating vent

>>15170309
I remember my grandparents had one of these in their bedroom right up until they sold the house in 2012 but in the 30 years they had it I don't recall them ever using it to make tea. My nan would always go downstairs and make tea herself.

>>15160001
1 litre water bottle, keeps it fresh and cool.

>>15160001
Nah, I take a bottle instead

>>15163232
>stank like a cloaka
Cats don't have cloacas....

>>15161224
Its also full of electrolytes

>>15160046
The number one reason why cats are NOT based is because they act as if they are humanity's equals. Stop pampering them and feeding onto their delusions.

>>15172757
Don't post if you aren't able to understand basic english, mongoloid.

>>15169484
Tap water is chlorinated

>>15167523
I walk my cat with a leash.

>>15168559
I drink about 1.5 gallons a day.

>>15169522
Fuck birds. My cat killed a grown ass dove then tore off the breast meat and ate it in front of me.

>>15170349
It's start a fuss and delude.

>>15173219
So are mineral supplements.

>>15173366
>he doesn't undertand the difference between rats of the sky and cute local tits
If only feral cats would only kill invasive species, like themselves.

>>15163947
>pupper
You’re a fucking faggot.

>>15165867
Dogs are in the nigger starter pack you dumb nigger.

>>15173495
Fuck birds. I don't know why we even tolerate them.

>>15173579
Go home Mao, you're drunk.

>>15173579
Cock a doodle doo?
I'll beat the shit out of you.

>>15173579
>I love having aphids and gnats eating my crops/eating pesticide ridden produce
Why is this board filled with such American plebs?

anyone else have an odd bout of farts last night? I think I'm on to them.

>>15160001
I do, but it’s in a water bottle

>>15168307
because they’re the vegans of the pet world.

>>15173514
Niggers are terrified of dogs
Based dogs

>>15160001
Nope. I chug a 1 and a half glass bottle of water before going to bed and my bladder wakes me up one hour later. Coming back to bed after releasing it all let's me sleep like a rock.

>>15168658
Fuckin A

>>15160001
If you eat soon before going to bed this is basically a necessity

>>15160001
Yea but I use a water bottle so it doesn't spill or my cat can't knock it over or stick his dirty little paws in it.

>>15170227
You are like a little baby

>>15160001
I drink some water before bed, so I'll leave the glass on my desk next to the bed. In the morning, I clean it.

No way. If I drink even a tiny glass of water, I'll be waking up again and again to piss, and I'd rather have ten straight hours of sleep.

>>15162844

>>15160001
I keep a 1 quart Mason jar full of water next to my bed. I need it to take meds in the AM and PM, and it's nice to hydrate a bit before bed and once I wake up but have not yet gotten out of bed.

Once I'm up out of bed, the first thing I worry about is prepping coffee and making breakfast, so it's nice to get a little hydration in beforehand. Then once I've started eating breakfast I'll usually pour myself some water to go with it.

>>15170290
...what? Both of those things are wrong.

>>15178608
No they aren't.

>>15160001
No, but if I ever wake up feeling thirsty it's almost always a sign I'm coming down with something.

>>15167727
enjoy the particles from the air in your lungs, bitch

>>15166085
fuck off coomer

>>15178945
>not sleeping with a facemask on
the rona will get you for sure, goy

>>15164809
Yeah, no different from dog owners. Once your pit bull shits on the floor that smell is there until the carpet is replaced. Im so sickened by how white people especially will kiss their dogs on the mouth and let them stink up their furniture. Dog owners are no different than cat owners. You both smell like piss or shit and are disgusting.

>>15179192
Unlike cats, your dog will only shit in your house if you neglect it and don't give it any other way. Plus, pit pulls and carpets are for Unermenschen only.

bottles exist

>>15160008
same
>>15162842
They grow on you like mold, but I can't throw that little asshole out now.

>>15179192
>>15179199
Both cats and dogs can be trained. the problem is almost always the owner.

>>15179441
never met a cat person who doesn't have a box of shit in their house
usually in the kitchen for some insane ungodly reason
it's gross