/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15158899
No

>>15158899
No, haven't tried any of them

>>15158899
What the point of premixing when it takes literally less than 5 seconds to do it yourself?
I can't believe there are people actually buying these things.
Makes no sense to me.

no
i used to mix mustard and ketchup together though
is good on sausages

dogshit/10

Im a girl who collects flavored ketchups. Cool hobbies aren't just for boys anymore

>>15158899
heinz used to do ketchup with indian spices. insanely good, dropped it for this retarded shit

>>15158899
I'm not fat, so no.

>>15158899
They went against the morphological rule just to avoid MAYOTARD

no I'm not american

>>15158899
>"saucy sauce"
out of all the things here this annoys me the most. I can just see the shit eating smirk on the face of whatever limp dicked faggot thought that was clever

>>15158899
No, but I'm older than 12, so I know better.

>>15158899
>mayoracha saucy sauce
if only it was kewpie mayo!!

>>15158935
This

>>15158899
for me its Kranch

Seems a waste of money when you can get two sauces and use them separately as well as together.

>>15158899
I've never met or even heard of a person using these. So the real question is why do they exist? To subervt the white man? To launder money somehow? Someone redpill me on these bizarre skus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

Kranch and mayoque are the only good ones. Still better to mix your own, though.

>>15159287

>>15159278
>Let's take white mayo and mix it with other sauces.
(((They))) know what they're doing

>>15159332
kek

>>15159087
Based

>>15158899
>Mayochup
>Burgers are too retarded to just call it thousand islands dressing
based.

>>15159425
>thousand islands dressing
For the millionth time "thousand island" isn't the catch all for every orange sauce.

>>15159455
>isn't the catch all for every orange sauce.
But it is, pretty much?

>>15159455
Thousand island is literally mayo and ketchup though

>>15158899
>Be the youngest of my brother and our two cousins
>Always eating chicken nuggets when I was young (6-8 at the time)
>Preferred dipping sauce was Kranch id mix
>They all made fun of me for it
>Over 15 years later Kranch becomes a thing thats sold in stores


At this point i'd rather have fry-sauce (closest thing is mayo and ketchup)

>>15159028
This gets me every time

Some guys in suits in a board room actually said "mayotard? No.. no we can't have that"

>>15158899
I had Mayochup sent to me for free during its release, used it once and it sat there for months until I threw it out. I’d only recommend it on burgers

>>15158899
no, too spicy for me

>>15159105
>KRA
>...
>ANCH
>Ranch.

what the fuck is the KRA I must be retarded.

>>15159580
Potassium

>>15159580
ketchup & ranch

>>15159592
>KRA
>KETCHUP

How

>>15159592
Oh fuck me that's annoying. It says KRA and made it red... so I assumed I use the KRA for the entire thing... but really it's just the K.

Fuck that's shit.

>>15159580
KRANK
It's german for sick

>>15159464
>>15159466
>just mayo and ketchup
there's more to it than that

ive had the mayochup. it reminded me of melted plastic

>>15159593
>RANCHUP
Now was that so hard?

>>15158899
that picture is at meijer

no i haven't tried them. they just seem like a waste of shelf space.

>>15159671
It goes so well the American "cheese".

>>15159087
finally some good fucking food

>>15158899
Mayoracha. Make it at home instead. 2 parts mayo 1 part sriracha. It's amazing with fries

>>15158899
I make sriracha mayo at home sometimes, it works pretty well
The rest sound awful.

>>15159105
Why the ever-loving fuck did they not just call it Ranchup?

>>15158899
>mayomust
>not mayotard

>>15160133
>ranchup
OR THIS?

>>15158899
Maychop is just fry sauce. The other day I went to my local diner and got their wonderfully juicy patty melt. Mixed the mayo and ketchup together and put it on. Instant Steak n Shake Frisco Melt. Except way better.

>>15158899
lol mayotard

>>15158899
I've tried some of them. They all taste like they have too much sugar.

>>15158899
the final solution to the sauce problem is bbq mixed with nacho cheese.

>>15158899
MOM WE'RE OUT OF FUCKING KRANCH AGAIN. YOU KNOW I'M ON A DIET, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SALAD IF I DON'T HAVE KRANCH? IT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO STAY FAT YOU FUCKING BITCH

NO DON'T GO TO THE STORE JUST ORDER IN A PIZZA I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WANT A SALAD ANYMORE.

OF COURSE I WANT DIPS YOU STUPID BITCH YOU JUST TOLD ME WE WERE OUT OF KRANCH. LET ME GUESS WE'RE OUT OF MAYOCHUP TOO>:?

>>15159674
>ranchup
sounds like rancid, you can't sell something that sounds like rancid.

>>15160351
>MOM WE'RE OUT OF FUCKING KRANCH AGAIN
who says this? what kind of person do you imagine

>>15160392
You mean you don't know?
Were you allowed to have friends growing up?
We all know exactly what kind of kids talks to their parents like that. Everyone knew at least one kid like that.

>>15158899
I used to pack sandwiches for my work lunchbox daily with a smear of mayo one side, smear of mustard the other side (ham n cheese), and I did used to sometimes buy the Hellmann's dijon-mayo, or the Maille brand. It absolutely saved time just being able to grab all the condiments in one trip to the fridge. I have a big kitchen. Anyway, I like dijon you see, but crappy yellow mustard and mayo? No thanks.
None of the Heinz blends really reach out to me. honey racha might work....maybe a meat glaze for meat before broiling. A big ol bottle though, hrm, no need.

I do wish I could still buy the curry-mayo which is no longer available at my Publix, nor anywhere else I can find.

>>15158899
What kind of trash grocer stocks 15 kinds of different mayos? I bet they only stock one kind of tomato and no celeriac. God I hate the United States. So much ressources, such poor taste.

>>15158899
Tried kranch once, it tasted like sweetened baby barf, shit sucks as a salad dresser and as a hot dog topping

0/10 buy it only if you really want to be that guy that loves to post it’s stupid impulse buys on social media

>>15160441
Organic Hellmann's sucks dick. Don't buy it

>>15160333
>molasses on cheese
Pig disgusting

>>15158977
>dec 7 2020

>>15159105
Hey, that's my thumb!

>>15159224
>waste of money
>buying two things instead of one thing
>spending your precious time mixing things together when you can just have a company do it for you
>wasting money

>>15158899
>mayocue
Throw some chipotle chili powder in that bastard and you got some bomb campfire sauce

>>15159580
Kratom

>>15159455
I call every orange sauce "Ed's sauce."

>>15158899
What in the fuck are they doing? Did they hand the company over to a fucking 14 year old girl? A whole line of shitty named dickbutt?? Why do they have so much fucking mayo laying around?

lol what foundation should i go with guise

>>15160646
yeah waste your money buying pre-mixed mayo and ketchup and being unable to use it for anything that calls for mayo or ketchup, instead of just buying mayo and ketchup separately and mixing it yourself, effectively having all three on demand

>>15159550
Why do you get heinz products in the mail Anon?

>>15158899
>Mayochup
CHUP CHUP
CHUP IT UP

>>15159490
They did focus group research on the candidate product names, and determined that the proposed name offered negative enterprise value to the brand in their core demographic of suburban women aged 27-45 who make condiment purchasing decisions.

>>15161506
This.
>>15160646
In the long run it would be wasting money.

>>15158899
Fucking ridiculous. Even if loved eating some shit like siracha mayo so much I could go through a whole bottle, why would I let them decide how much siracha I get in my mayo? To save five seconds I'm going to give up control of the ratio?
>>15160646
>mid-sized bottle
>$3.29
You're paying Heinz-brand specialty product prices for shit like mayonnaise and yellow mustard. It's not cheaper.

>>15158935
>>15159094
I know /ck/ and other cooking hipsters get a bad wrap, but there is zero fucking excuse for that shit. Like you couldn't just shit 2 different bottles into a bowl?

>>15158899

just make them yourself. i've made most combinations of those for my burgers and chicken strips and shit. If you just fuckin' GO NUTS on KRANCH, then yeah maybe buy a bottle. they're not bad.

>>15162457
That would deprive a modern suburban hostess of the prestige of offering her guests a premium national brand storebought condiment in a new convenient dispenser bottle at her next backyard barbecue or submarine sandwich party.

This isn't about the product, it's about selling the fictional american dream lifestyle for $3.29 a bottle.

>>15160646
It takes ten seconds to mix the sauces together you moron

>>15158899
>Ingredients: Soybean oil, high fructose corn syrup, soy lecithin, etc

>>15159455
Every deli I know puts this on a Reuben instead on Russian dressing and it's infuriating.

>>15159805
Really good for artichoke dippin

>>15158899
>>15162916
Endocrine disruptors and carcinogens

>>15159084
you too a fan of kewpie and siracha ? my man

>>15160623
liar, its mine

>>15158899
>saucy sauce

>>15160392
Ryan Christianson,
There were also these two australian twins Liam and I can't remember the others.

Also My friend at the time Chris's parents had a really messy divorce, he would speak to both of them this way because if they tried to discipline him he would just go stay with the other parent. The parents didn't speak so they just let him get away with it all. He would screech about kranch if kranch were around. He did have stuff to screech for though

>>15158899
None of those sound nice.

no

>>15159332
If you eat the whole bottle that does happen

>>15158899
No, but I'd consider the "Mayomust" for camping and shit. Two birds in one bottle.

>>15161523
I have a somewhat decent sized following on YouTube so I’m sent free stuff to review, it’s not often though

>>15164004
>raw sauce

Bacon is a condiment. Debate me

>>15166415
I don't care what you call it, just gimme.

>>15158899
Gimmicks, Heinz is running out of ideas I suppose.

"Mayochup" is already a thing too, called golf sauce.

Is there some kind of chemical you can add to solid fat that will keep it liquid at room temperature?

>>15158899
I heard Mormons do the Maychup thing.
But they call it something gay like "Fry sauce" or something.

>>15159084
they sell this is kangaroo land

>>15158935
Seems I'm always spreading Mayomust, Honeyracha... and time.

>>15158935
to get retards like you asking that exact question on social media so that other retards see it and go "hey that sounds kinda good" and buy it and take a picture and post it on social media to get other retards talking about it so some of them buy it for the meme value and take a picture and post it on social media and get other retards talking about it and i'm going to kill myself tomorrow

>>15159613
>adjust one or two rubbers

they want me to use protection? fuck that i rawdog my dressings

>>15167694
no freaking way dude!!

>>15159598
Retard lol

I tried the 'mayochup' when some packets got delivered as a free trial to my job, it tasted disgusting and unwholesome

And I say that as someone who prefers Heinz ketchup

>>15162800
yikes what a pathetic pseud

>>15159425
It's Marie Rose sauce you retard.

>>15158977
>always have alchohol in hand
made me chuckle