/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>15154776
I'm having a flaxseed and chia smoothie with Tuscan kale.

Have fun with your ignorant carnist shit tho.

Wow you are so cool for eating garbage

>>15154783
nigger

>>15154783
>>15154776
Ladies and gentlemen, I present severe autism.

>>15154776
The McRib is back?
Yoo I'm heading out to Mickey D's right now. Any of y'all want something?

OP here reporting back. It sucked. Don't waste your money

McRibs are fucking gross, and this is coming from someone who doesn't mind eating trash fast food. Like they are actually taste awful. I would legit choose a MRE rib over a McRib.

Oh FUCK. IT'S BACK?!

McRibs are fucking gross, and this is coming from someone who doesn't mind eating garbage fast food. Like they actually taste awful. If given a choice between a MRE rib and a McRib, I would choose the MRE rib every single time.

>>15154921
I had no idea. I went to get a McChicken and the lady said "Would you like to try a McRib early? It comes out tomorrow." So I blindly said yes because I never had one.

>>15154915
I am pretty sure the reason that they aren't available year round in the US is because americans actually think they taste bad. The beancounters at McDonalds figured out that the "The McRib is back!" hype drives enough sells for them to temporary bring it back when the price of pork drops low enough. Everyone tries them because of that one faggot who swears it is the best thing ever (probably someone who ate it after they got back from a deployment or something) and then finds out how disgusting it is. The McRib goes back into hiding after everyone buys this horrible thing at least once, ready to come back when the majority of the population forgets about the horrible taste of this vile thing.

>>15154951
So simple yet so effective. Jews arean't half bad

>>15154965
Unless you're a Ukrainian Christian child 100 years ago trying to not starve.

>>15154776
>january 12th 2020?
Huh?

>>15154937
>MRE rib
The military got rid of them about 2 years ago.

>>15154951
I actually like the mcrib, the problem is that the mcrib uses a specific type of pork trimmings that is usually too expensive for what is the not-that-large mcrib consumer audience.

>>15154783
Based vegbro

>>15154951
Ahhh the Yoohoo strategy.

>>15154981
Can it, Britburka. Your dating system is trash.

>>15154783
Go back to your fetid pit

>>15154783
Based
>>15155122
Pic related, pretty gay bro

I'm about to go RIB on this McHam

>>15155120
>month, day, year
Huh?
>day, month, year
ahh thats better

McD manager here.

Yes, it is 100% true that the McRib's reappearances coincide with pork prices coming down. It's not exactly the "premium" cuts anyway though as I'm sure you've guessed - it's pork trim ground into a paste and then fed through an extruder, packaged into boxes, and frozen down.

It's a mediocre sandwich at best and the time that it can spend in the cabinets is up to an hour as it sits in shitty over-sugared "BBQ" sauce as the grease from the previous 8 hours of service pools at the top.

Enjoy though if that's your thing I guess.

>>15155185
so that means canadian pork prices are the reason why its never here?

>>15155195
US American here. Shouldn't your pork prices be super low because all the Sicks and Mudslimes don't eat it?

>>15155202
no we still have a majority of pork eaters

>>15155146
Enjoy pissing those smoothies through your asshole I guess.

>>15154783
kek I bet you paid out the ass for fucking kale meanwhile it's still growing in my backyard even though it's been below freezing for the past few days.

Hope your oxalate smoothie doesn't taste like shit, otherwise it will make your future kidney stones extra awful because you didn't even eat anything delicious to get them

No joke, ate one 30 minutes ago. Currently shitting my brains out. Tasted preeeeetty good doe

>>15155222
Does this guy not drink smoothies because he eats meat?

>>15155195

I'm not an economist and I don't follow commodities on the stock market, so....I guess so? I'd be surprised if Canadian prices don't track with the U.S. at least to a reasonable degree considering how much pork the U.S. exports. In the Midwest we normally don't know wtf to do with it all. Before Covid anyway....

>>15154937
I've had dozens and dozens of McRibs in my life. I don't get hyped for it though. I just order it when it happens to be available

I left my self respect at the door, however, when McDonald's began offering the buy a McRib meal and get a second McRib for $1 deal. Making a habit of slamming 2 McRibs back-to-back in my car with a large fries (extra salt) and a large Dr. Pepper (no ice) has taken years off of my life I'm sure

>>15154937
>>15155305
Sorry, meant to reply to OP not your post. Though that MRE doesn't look half bad

>>15154951
It's all based on pork futures. Several articles have been written about it.

OP here. It's past midnight and I'm legitimately shitting my brains out. I rarely eat fast food, but when I do I've never had this happen. Fuckin McRib....

>>15154776
>HAM
Is that hard ass to mouth? Sounds about right zoomie

>>15156301

HAM is a millennial term. It is actually pretty multi-layered colloquialism that doesn't make any sense if you aren't a millennial (maybe zoomer? I dunno, maybe zoomers think it is old people speak) born in the US. In this context it basically just means devouring a sandwich.

I was a chef at McDonald's and it was my greatest pride to serve these delectables to the fawning masses. Seeing the gleem in the eye of a satisfied customer after they enjoyed a mcrib or two is the reason to be a chef at mcdonalds

>>15154776
WTF ARE U SAYING RN ITS BACK AND THEY DIDNT FUCKING SOUND THE ALARM I GTG BOYS PEACE

>>15154783

Jokes on you faggot I’m outside on all 4s grazing on grass and the neighbors shrubs and shitting in the yard

>>15156415
Nigga, McDonald's chefs work in a corporate office and only gives food to focus groups.

>>15155305
I can see the tired old man behind the facepaint. I do not like this photo.

>>15154776
>takes bite
>nothing but vinegar
fuck mcribs

>>15155185
Based pretend McDicks manager poster.

>americans don't have the mcrib year round

>>15154776
>live in Eastern Europe
>McDonald's is considered rich people food
>barely ever eat at McDonald
>anons on /ck/ post delicious McDonalds food that I don't get often to eat

>>15154776

is anyone else going to eat the sandwich you're eating, no you fucking retard

>>15157005
mcdonalds is garbage tier food why would you want to eat that stuff

>>15154783
none of those things is good for you

Begone Mcshill
This is a food board, plastic, sugar and meat paste need not apply.
Fatfags are not valid

>>15157005
Can I come visit you and buy you mcdonalds?

>>15157005
at least you have hot ice princesses

OP here again. Literally didn't get to sleep until 2:30AM because I was on the toilet all night. Fuck the McRib.

>>15156415
I kek'd

>>15154776
Query: Is the McRib actually "food"?

>>15154783

Fuck it, I'm going to get a McRib right now.

>>15157842
fucking classic

This better be good.

>>15154776
I had a McRib yesterday, it was nothing like it used to be. I was bummed.

>>15157015
McDonalds in many parts of the world is a "premium" brand. Premium as in even it's shitty quality food is better and more nutritious than the normal food which people eat. For example parts of Eastern Europe, South America, Asia, and Northern Africa

>>15157968
those fries look perfect

>>15157968
Those fries fried up to a crispy bite of delight and salted up something proper. Family. That's how you know you're about to experience something real.

>>15157842
the same people who hate on fast food for being "unhealthy" are the same people who still consume alcohol which is far worse than a cheeseburger

>>15157968
based & redpilled my McFren

>>15154776
fag

>>15154776
the mcrib is the single least appealing thing on their menu for me

>>15157968
looks like your mcdicks is run by some people who take pride in their fries. must be mexican or white.

>>15154776
BK its better

>>15155195
>>15155202
Canada is based

>>15154776
We're not the 12th of January though ?

>>15158048
No it's not don't talk shit you fucking faggot. Most people there do not have much money so they treat it premium because they go there once a year. While you crawl out of momma's basement, steal 5 bucks out of her purse and inhale 2 McChickens.
Most of these countries have good an way more healthy cusine than you could ever imagine you fat slob.