/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I doubt you could get one

>>15141465
I was obvioiusly talking about the fruit.

I can't get one because all women are whores

>>15141467
>the fruit
oh your faggot boyfriend? I dunno if I would call 15 minutes of gay anal sex in a public restroom a "date" but hey as long as you're happy

>>15141467
So was he

>>15141464
They are waaaaay to sweet

>>15141464
Doesn't Nikola Tesla promote them? They must be based then

>>15141570
wtf is the point of this image

>>15141581
That Novak Djokovic and Nikola Tesla look remarkably similar?
Not a coincidence considering both are Serbs with Croat ancestry

sweet as fuck
also I always thought they were dried, but it turns out they look and taste like this though they're fresh, fucking weird

>>15141587
>Not a coincidence considering both are Serbs with Croat ancestry
Wow, you're from NY? Do you know Mike from NY?

>>15141722
wow, today i learned that dates aren't dried

>>15141735
I think they're like this because they grow in the desert where water is hard to come by, so a fruit that contains very little water is easier to produce for plants

>>15141725
well you wouldnt exactly expect the image to work for djokovic and jackie chan

>>15141754
Yeah both of them have obvious slavo-dinaric features

>>15141587
they both just look yugoslav. i wouldn't say they look remarkably similar unless you're from china and have barely seen caucasian people

They work wonders before and after you're fasting

>>15141465
fpbp

>>15141464
dates are based.
https://www.chefsteps.com/activities/sticky-toffee-pudding

Love them and have a few almost every day. Was in Nuremberg and a street food stall sold the stuffed with walnut halves - delicious

>>15141464
The store has them always out of date

>>15141497
nice

>>15141464
I like them as sweetener in my müsli

>>15141464
very nice with tea and coffee

>>15141464
I like to eat one or two every once in a while, the clean dried type, not the gooey ones wrapped in plastic

>>15141560
I use them to sweeten sugar free pies and such.

>>15141464
some are good some are superb

Medjool > Deglett Noor

>>15143761
you're a good son

>>15141464
chilled meaty ones are great.

Mediocre on their own, great addition to various recipes. Dates, dark chocolate, and fennel pollen are a god-tier combo.

>>15141464
Natures candy, absolutely delicious, relatively nutritious, keeps your stomach full and helps you poo, what's not to love.

>>15141464
Great date food

>>15141464
they remind me of cockroaches and yet strangely resemble my tiny shriveled testicles

>>15141464
Good for rum and sugar, tastes like sweetened figs, has combo secret

>>15141497

>>15142012
This is one of the best ways to eat them, goes great with a nice glass of milk

They taste like fig newton filling

>>15146726
Got any science to back that one up, champ?

Best fruit of all time.

>>15141464
Dont like them as is, but used them recently in one Indonesian chicken dish.

Too juicy and sweet

>>15146756

>>15141464
skin gets into teeth gaps, tough as plastic, sharp enough to cut into gums
stupid shitty food fit only for mohammad and omar

>>15141464
Sweet and good texture, + makes the tastelet seethe

>>15148531
>"boo hoo dates bad hurt my teeth and mouth :(("
Strange, you don't seem to complain about the hardness of the dicks you take in your mouth every day

>>15146726
you should try dried figs, that's pretty much fig newton filling

>>15141464
Really good. Dates with peanut butter and a sprinkle of salt are god tier.

>>15146756
>asking for science on a subjective experience