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I will be escaping an extremely abusive household next week. I have a job and new place to live far away, but I was never taught life skills and was always too scared to try things out myself because of potential backlash. What easy recipes should I learn now that I have to cook for myself for the first time?

>> No.15137941

u big gay

>> No.15137943

Learn how to not post pedophilia propaganda on a cooking board

>> No.15137950

>>15137937
scrambled eggs, spaghetti and sauce, pork chop and rice casserole, roasted chicken pieces. Learn how to steam vegetables too.

>> No.15137958

if you deserve the abuse then you'll be abused anywhere you go.

Hope that helps!

>> No.15137961

>Learn how to steam vegetables too.
Vegetables are just balls of antinutrients. I would strongly discourage this.

>> No.15137974

>>15137943
go back to le reddit, normalfag

>> No.15138297

Let me guess, you're a tranny and you don't like your parents?

>> No.15139408

>>15137937
>What easy recipes should I learn now that I have to cook for myself for the first time?
Do you know how to cook eggs and rice? If you can do that you will not starve as both are cheap and will provide you with reasonable sustenance.

>> No.15139413

>>15137937
Pick up a ricer cooker and a bag of white rice. It's brain-dead easy. It will make for a good compliment or supplement to many meals you are successful at or fuck up.

>> No.15139420

>>15137937
You could have just asked for simple recipes for someone that never cooked before and was gonna be living alone for the first time. Instead you spun this cute little soap opera backstory. Honestly I hope you quickly realize that you shouldn't be doing this and it's why people abuse you, as well as the fact that you'll never be a woman.

>> No.15139450

Nigga just start cooking. The skill will come naturally over time. You will fuck it up and will either have to eat your failure or go to bed hungry.

>> No.15139483

>>15139450
This.
I'm self taught and my food went from being bad/mediocre to my friends and family telling me I should become a chef. It's not that hard to get into. As for your situation, I hope everything works out my friend...

>> No.15139492

My dad camps out of a car and lives on rice vegetables and olive oil cooked on a camping stove. If you don't even have that peanut butter and tortillas keep for a long time

>> No.15139497

>>15137937
Why are you asking /ck/ instead of a friend or loved one? And why are you providing your anime backstory instead of just asking the question?
Buy yourself a nice big cookbook. You can live off of omelettes, ramen, and well-done steak until you figure it out, don't worry.

>> No.15139500

>>15137937
You're on the internet. Information is just a google search away. Just think of food you like and look up a youtube video on how to make it.

>> No.15139554

>>15137937
Buy in bulk.

Potatoes last awhile and can be boiled/baked/roasted/fried/mashed

Pasta is cheap in bulk and never goes off, same with rice.

You can find a lot of simple recipes online, don't blow your money on spice buy shit in bulk first so you won't go hungry.

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>>15138297
I’m a trans girl, yes.

>> No.15139569

>>15139564
Why the fuck is everyone on 4chan a tranny? Couldn't get a gf so you became the gf?

>> No.15139605

>>15139569
No, I just have severe dysphoria.

>> No.15139618

Not to shill for Chef John, but I used his videos a lot while I was learning to cook (and still do).
https://www.youtube.com/c/foodwishes

>> No.15139647

>>15139618
Also Ragusea, his rice bake is cheap, easy, and makes enough for a few days.
https://youtu.be/ntd_Y2eywc4

>> No.15139669

>>15137937
Get a protein. If you have a stable place to be, eggs are cheap. If you don't, spam to take on the go.

Get some instant ramen. If you have a stable location to be in, get a huge box of the instant packs, if not, get what cups you can carry.

Rice. Same as the others, a huge bulk bag if you have a place, a box of instant stuff if you don't. A simple dish with a lot of what you need is eggs and rice. Cook rice, stir in an egg in your bowl, add soy sauce. That's it.

If you have a place, get canned veggies, beans, and jars of sauces at somewhere like ALDI or dollar general. These can make the rice with canned meat actually very nice.

If you have a stable place, canned food is cheap, fresh veggies cheaper. If you have regular access to purchasing veggies then fresh is best, if you don't then canned. Same with fruit. You need just enough veggies and fruit every now and then, but otherwise rice and a protein are what you should make sure of.

Don't get junk food, don't get mac and cheese, don't get microwavable meals or shit like that. Don't get poptarts or cereal, they have nothing. If you need a treat get a big pack of not-oreos from the dollar store as a sometimes treat. Don't get soda, though if you need caffeine get an energy drink with a lid and just do shots when needed.

If you don't have a fridge and live in America then eggs are difficult. Again, canned meat can work fine to have some protein every few days.

If you like hot sauce then a bottle can be enough to add some life to just plain rice when you have nothing else.

>> No.15139707

>>15139564
Your parents are trying to save you from your delusion. You will never be a woman and will kill yourself someday when you realize that this is a fact.

>> No.15139758

>>15139564
OP is suddenly phoneposting?
I don't think so.

>> No.15139762

>>15139605
Thats not real.
You're an autogynephilliac

>> No.15139807

>>15139669

It sounds like OP will have a stable place to live, just doesn't know what to get and make.

OP, even fancier rices can be found for $1/lb or less, and store-brand pasta can sometimes go on sale for $0.50/lb (US prices). Keep plenty on hand, both for calories and for versatility.

Frozen vegetables are slightly more expensive than canned, but dramatically better in every way.

If you'll have some money, you can get a variety pack of spices so you have whatever you need for cooking, and whatever you use up first, that's what you know to buy larger containers of. If not, you can get cheap spices and dried herbs at dollar stores.

A super lazy but healthy meal I make at least once a week is just throwing rice and frozen vegetables in a pot with broth and spices, and when the rice is done, so are the vegetables.

Eggs, lentils, and beans are the cheapest protein sources, generally.

Try to eat as many vegetables as you can. The secret to tasty vegetables is plenty of fat and salt.

>> No.15139818

>>15137937
you will never be a woman

>> No.15139827

>>15137937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgVne7KH82w&list=PL3EC5CCA8B2F2F3F5&index=12

>> No.15139828

>>15137937
Learn how to cook rice, boil pasta, sear/pan fry meats, and construct marinade. Get these basics down and lots of simple recipes, which are infinite online, become doable. For instance, check out stir fries, beef stew (uses cheap beef chuck), and skewered oven roasted chicken/beef. If you want, buy some 85% lean hamburger and loosely shape some patties to fry up (don't even have to add anything except some salt after shaping).
Baking can come later, but it's fun. Look up 72 hour pizza dough for an easy and good pizza dough recipe that takes very little active effort.

>> No.15139941

Just drink garloid milk and you need nothing else

>> No.15140174

>>15137974
>le secret pedophile club
this website is basically reddit, you're just a pedo kek

>> No.15140498

>>15139762
Fuck off.

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>>15137937
>muh kawaii confused anime girl avatar
You didn't need to say you were abused twice. 1/10 no bump 4 u

>> No.15140511

>>15137937
That really depends on what stuff you have access to?
I assume you already have 2 stove tops and 1 oven and a fridge&freezer - but lack everything else.

Try to get these things:
dish-washing liquid, dish-washing sponge, medium sized cutting board, plastic or metal bowl, freezer bags, water boiler.

>>Pans:
1 medium (non-stick), 1 small (non-stick)
>>Pots:
1 medium, 1 small
>>Utensils:
1 chefs knife, 1 fruit/herb knife, 1 wooden ladle
>>Cutlery:
2 deep plates (if you can't get this, then 2 flat plates and 2 bowls will do), 2 cups, set of 2-4 table spoons & knives & forks & tea spoons
^all of the above can be obtained with one trip to nearest Ikea, or whatever else options you have.

>>Spices and oils:
sugar, salt and powdered black pepper, grapeseed oil (if you can't find that, then go for both rapeseed/canola oil and olive oil)
>>Staples:
favorite type of pasta (bulk), potatoes, onions, supermarket-tier toast bread, oatmeal (bulk), marmalade
>>Canned goods:
tomatoes (peeled and cut), tomato puree, (go for the smallest cans and buy 4-5 of them) chick peas, red kidney beans, baked beans, tuna in water, mackerel in tomato, fish roe
>>Fridge-stuff:
eggs (bulk), pork or chicken meat sausage (like mortadella), block of mild cheap cheese, milk or yogurt, butter
>>Freezer:
vegetables
................................
>>Avoid:
>>anything made of glass
>>fancy electrical appliances
>>youtube-videos-by-stay-at-home-moms because they tend to cook for large families, and will recommend you to invest money in a cabbage at the size of your torso, and a 10-pound heavy can of tomato puree and a bread-making machine.
>>hippie foods such as almond/rice/oat milk, anything organic (this shit is full of worms, insects, chemicals, rots faster ..if its not half-rotten by the time you get home from the store)

>> No.15140519

>>15137937
How old are you?
Come to my home I'll feed ya

>> No.15140541

>>15137958
Based life lessons anon

>> No.15140543

>>15137937
>>15140511
Where to shop:
Discount stores, as others have suggested go to places like Aldi or the equivalent to that. They get more costumers, and sell faster than any other type of store, so their products are usually more fresh.
Asian and Middle eastern markets supply of dry legumes and herbs is big, and they sell them for cheap - however always check the expiration date before you purchase.

Avoid places like Whole Foods, unless you want a specific ingredient that is only sold there. The more luxurious or expensive a place is, the smaller turnover they have, so they order items less frequently and the products get to stay on the shelves for long.
Avoid places like Costco, they sell items in bulk and you as a single person should not concern yourself with that. They're expensive, and get away with it, because families go there to buy certain items in bulk, but the store is big and they get tired wandering around in the isles, so they decide to do the daily grocery shopping in there too.

>> No.15140545

>>15140519
Don't do it, he will rape your butthole. I know from experience.

>> No.15140554

>>15140519
I’m 19.

>> No.15140580

>>15140554
>19
not him but im 20
in southern california

>> No.15140584

>>15139569
basically 3 options with some overlaps.
>can't get a gf so became the gf
>psychologically and hormonally malformed from modern diet and Society (we live in one)
>took the buffalo bill pill

>> No.15140586

>>15140554
You're getting suspiciously closer to someone I know with each post
foof

>> No.15140592

You will never be a woman, stop before it's too late. Nobody will respect you except for your circle jerk group of delusional retards

>> No.15140687

>>15139420
That is actually very true. I did not give the op text much thought untill I read your post

>> No.15140689

>>15137937
>I was never taught life skills

The basics: clean up today's mess today.
Take out the garbage. Wash/dry/put away the dishes. Laundry may be every 3 days if you're on your own, but your goal should be not more than one laundry basket's worth at a time.

A surprising amount of Julia Child recipes are very easy and very good. I think you'll want to learn to make soup. Vegetable noodle soup is easy, simple, and satisfying. Cook the noodles separately, put some in the bowl, add the soup-veg to the bowl.

Oeufs en cocotte is the easiest way to make eggs for a beginner. It is not the fewest steps; it is not the least equipment. Each of the steps is simple and hard to screw up; you will be able to end up with a result that looks very much like intended.
https://youtu.be/LML1S7InIU8
(I was able to get my little dishes for this at the grocery store.)
Ingredients are butter, eggs, salt, pepper. Herbs and cream are optional.

As much as people around here shit on Babish (ugh, Sohla), Ragusea, Weissman, and a whole slew of other cookery video stars, their videos demonstrate techniques that will more or less produce workable results.
If you do what they showed you, you will get more or less what they got.
Five minute crafts, and a whole bunch of similar "cooking lifehack" videos DO NOT WORK. If you try what they showed, you may not get what they show at the end.
Watch the ones that show you all the steps. Julia Child and Jacques Pepin are pretty good too; lots of their videos are on youtube.

Rice - get a rice cooker. Measure. Do what the instructions say. The manufacturer has done the science; they KNOW that if you put in 1 scoop of rice, fill water to the 1 line, start it, and wait 10 minutes after the popper switches from COOK to WARM, you will have pretty OK rice (as long as you are within 3000 feet of sea level).
You are NOT a good enough cook (yet) to not measure, or guesstimate with your finger instead of a measuring cup.

>> No.15140700

>>15137937
it's called youtube faggot. your parents shoulda beat some smart into you

>> No.15140733

>>15137937
>extremely abusive
>"I'm a girl"
>"no you're not"
horrific

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>>15137937
You need:
8”chef’s knife
Cutting board
Half sheet baking tray
Towls
Olive oil
Salt and pepper

The oven is your best friend, hard to burn things if you just Follow instructions.
Buy a seasoning that you like, any sort of seasoned salt.
Seasoned Ground turkey, avocado, white rice, and shredded lettuce is a great easy meal.
Pasta with sauce over top, frozen meatballs warmed in oven is easy.
Any casserole style dish. Chicken noodle casserole is easy and hard to fuck up. Plus would make you many days worth of food.

>> No.15140776

>>15139554
>never goes off
Pasta and rice DO spoil, but you've got some time.
Don't be afraid to buy a 3-6 month supply (if there's a good sale); shelf life is usually a year or two.
Shelf life is much shorter on instant ramen, since it's fried in the manufacturing process. You've got a pretty solid 9 month shelf life; won't kill you after, but you may get uncomfortable gas and it (the ramen) may taste/smell a bit odd.

Figure out what the regular vs sale prices are on the things you use.
If it has a long shelf life, try to buy 3+ months worth on sale.

Toilet paper NEVER goes bad (if kept dry). You want a couple of the big packs on the floor of the closet, once you have the money.

>> No.15140802

>>15139762
dysphoria isnt limited to being transgendered jsyk dummy

>> No.15140930

>>15137937
whats your situation atm? i would not ask but you bring it up so should explain further

>> No.15141020

spices are important. powders work better in liquids and salts do a great job in butter or straight on meat/pasta. all of it is safe to use for a pretty long time

garlic and onion salt + powders, rosemary, sage, and paprika is some that i use a lot.

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>>15139497
>tranny
>loved one
Guarantee OP has 0 relations with anyone left after ostracizing everyone in his family for not accepting who he really totally is
Your best bet is find some rich beta and become his cockslave, OP. And do try to keep up appearances - the second you stop passing, you'll get thrown back to the curb.

>> No.15141248

>>15137937
fry cut up bacon and onion, add to boiled(&drained) pasta, add frozen peas/sweetcorn and mayo. can also use canned tuna(wont need frying)

>> No.15141255

Trannies are the only people who are punk rock these days when you think about it. Literally nothing else will get you kicked out of the house.

>>15137937
>What easy recipes should I learn now that I have to cook for myself for the first time?
I suggest you learn to cook with prison commissary ingredients for when you're inevitably locked up with feral niggers. Try ramen burritos with Texas Pete.

>> No.15141284

>>15137937
Actually realise that you probably have a seperate personality disorder entirely in which dysphoria is associated with and that the medical and lgbt communities are just using you for their own gain. Take time to actually improve yourself as a person. And also instant ramen is good if you cook some chicken and vegetables and add it to the broth with some sesame oil. Spam and other canned meats can keep you going into the long run too. In my experience rice can help any meal last you longer.

>> No.15141454

>>15139564
You will never pass

>> No.15141979

Thread with the ADHD anon looking for advice got deleted the instant discussion steered slightly into "ADHD is overdiagnosed" territory, but tranny thread gets to stay for days.

>> No.15142290

>>15141979
Jannies got the adhd you see

>> No.15142297

>>15142290
And the jannies aren't trannies? Pfft, I don't believe that for a second.

>> No.15142301

>>15139569
They're just a loud minority like in reality

>> No.15142314

4chan needs to be nuked, too many of them. They even infested the cooking board.

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>>15137937
go back home and take the knot like you deserve.

>> No.15142409

>>15137937
>an extremely abusive household
we're gonna need pics

>> No.15142430

>>15139564
You'll never have a period

>> No.15142678

>>15137943
>menhera-chan
>pedophilia propaganda
It's still mental illness propaganda but what the fuck.

>> No.15142691

>>15139564
A quick and easy recipe is sleeping pills and medicinal alcohol.
It's not tasty but it will fill you up everytime.
Buy in bulk.

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>>15137937
FUCK OFF

>> No.15143106

>>15137937
Cheese crackers and salami for a nice healthy snack. Spaghetti and garlic bread is pretty easy, as are sandwiches and bacon and eggs (especially if you cook bacon in the oven at 450 for 15-18 minutes)

>> No.15143232

>>15137937
Potatos, brown rice, pasta, oatmeal and scrambled eggs.

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>>15140584
>took the buffalo bill pill
Oh my sides!

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>>15137937
>anime
kys

>> No.15144267

>>15137937
>running away to someone you met over the internets house just so they can use you like a flesh light because youre nothing but a fetish to trap fags

LMAO

>> No.15144478

>>15137974
You shouldn’t take pride for pissing in jugs

>> No.15144487

>>15139564
Discord account name and number pleasee

>> No.15144634

>>15137937
Eggs, oatmeal, fruit in the morning
Chicken or Tuna with rice ( salts/garlic)
Peanuts for snacks

>> No.15145331

>>15143268
where do you think you are?

>> No.15145360

Eggs, toast, spaghetti. Buy a tin of spam and fry up a slice with breakfast (its fucking delicious dont buy the housewife tales). Learn to make rice. Buy a sack of potatoes to fill up. Eat sardines for amino acids and healthy fats since youre going to be going carb heavy. My go-to poorfag meal was a dice up potato fried in a pan with butter and a few eggs tossed in, maybe some bell peppers if i was feeling luxurious. Add plenty of salt pepper and a dash of cayenne for heat.

>> No.15145376

>>15145360
Also those 1 minute steamable frozen veggie packs are good and only cost a buck.
Dont buy any TV dinner crap. If you want a treat of real protein check the butchers for meat thats about to go past its shelf life, i used to get flat iron steaks for $3 and they pan fry easy.

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>>15139564
as a tranny I tell you this. do not leave your right wing family, stay there, adopt their ways, and retain your gender. The individual cannot protect themselves from the world, only hide in it till they are caught like a rat.

If you wish to transition anyway, do so only for removal of negative feelings associated with dysphoria. These should not appear to you from social cues or in front of a mirror. they should be what you naturally feel. Social based transitions cause regret and suicide. Do not transition to be accepted as the gender you wish to be, do not transition thinking you will be a real girl. Transition only to reduce symptoms of duress greater than the suffering of not doing so.

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>>15141255
The only way to get kicked out of your white house hold is to be an insufferable commie.
t. 30 year old tranny who lives with my right wing dad.

>> No.15145564

>>15145542
>30 year old tranny
Good God, how are you alive?

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>>15145564
never been suicidal myself. as for everyone else. do you really think these npcs can pull the trigger?

>> No.15145635

>>15145595
>*actual* vs attempts
Are you fucking retarded or do you not understsnd how suicide statistics work?

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>>15145635
Are you?

>> No.15145712

>>15145650
He's not the one who thinks he's a girl so I'm going to say you're the retard here.

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>>15145712
That's not an arguement.

>> No.15145787

>>15145780
I'm not trying to argue, retard.

>> No.15145789

>>15145650
>an overwhelming amount of trannies try to kill themselves but it doesnt count cause they didnt succeed!
That contributes to suicide rate dumbfuck.

>> No.15145796

>>15145789
>try to kill themselves but don't follow through
i guess that makes them more like a woman at least

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>>15145787
>I don't know what anyone says nor have an opinion of my own
So your beliefs are on the level of a nog, pottery.
>>15145789
>That contributes to the suicide rate
At this point I know you're larping and can't handle the idea of a right wing tranny so much that you are avoiding all logical discourse. Whatever fantasy scenario you concocted in your peanut will have to be explained in more detail. Till then my statement stands victorious. Trannies are too pussy to pull the trigger.

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>>15137937
assuming you're broke af:

lentils or the absolute cheapest legume available.
carrots, potato, onion, beef stock, msg or salt, tomato or tomato sauce, apples, and fatty meat(pork or beef), ideally with a bone. if you've money left over, rice, eggs, and hot sauce or vinegar(sriracha tends to be cheapest)


I would highly suggest oatmeal, sugar, coffee, peanut butter and butter if you've money left over


these ingredients will last you for 1-2weeks, spending ~ $30-50 upfront, and probably like $15 a week to maintain there after. rice, onion, potatoes, sugar, coffee, oatmeal, peanut butter, salt, hot sauce/vinegar all will likely last a lot longer than other ingredients. Most expensive is meat, but as a luxury to yourself, I recommend it. supplement apples for another fruit if you wish, I wouldn't suggest more than $5 for a week's worth of fruit, personally I like bananas for 49¢/lb.


dice your potato, slice your carrot, slice your onion, dice your tomato, and chunk your meat (up to you how big or small). throw all of it in a pot with a dash of salt, the stock cube, and a cup of your legumes. bring to boil, then put it at absolute lowest setting to slow cook until the ingredients are soften(upto 5hrs). This will make a hearty stew that will guarantee excellent nutrition, and flavor that you won't really get sick of. This will basically be you lunch and dinner. If you got rice, pour the stew over your cooked rice. stew is a good idea because your nutrition will be in the liquid, and if you got liquid left over, use it for your next batch of stew for deeper flavor.


breakfast will be boiled oatmeal with a dash of salt, spoon of butter, spoon of peanut butter and spoon of sugar, a fruit of your choice, and if you got eggs, pair with eggs.


coffee will be handy for keeping hunger away.


these ingredients are incredibly versatile so you don't need to eat stew exclusively, but stew is the best nutrition/$. Good luck.

>> No.15146685

>>15145780
No, it's a fact

>> No.15146822

>I have a job and new place to live
You know what tranny? Good on you, I wish I had the ability to find that so I could get out of my batshit insane parents lives.

>> No.15146892

>>15145331
people who start threads on /ck/ with an anime girl are always trolling and should have their threads deleted right away, you fucking newfaggot.

>> No.15146907

Why the fuck are trannies always into anime?

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>>15137937
If you're a woman you can stay with me

>> No.15146939

>>15146907
Same reason they're always into videogames
Everyone's into anime and videogames

>> No.15146941

>>15146939
>Everyone's into anime
no

>> No.15146948

>>15146939
>Everyone's into anime
Eh, no. When I was younger yes, now not at all.

>> No.15146950

>>15146939
I only watch it so I can feel like I'm around women, but all anime is cringe.

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15146954

>>15137937
>is a tranny
You deserve the abuse desu, as for an actual answer learn to cook rice it will keep you alive

>> No.15146956

>>15146907

They seek to escape the harsh reality that they'll only ever be one sex and one gender

>> No.15146962

>>15145595
This doesn't make things any better. Suicidal thoughts that are bad enough to warrant letting a professional know about it and have your rights thrown in the gutter are REALLY BAD. And it should go without saying that attempted suicide and completed suicide is the same decision.

These statistics don't come from some magical scan of the earth. These suicidal thoughts aren't some "everyone thinks about it" shit. These are people who either warned a professional they might commit suicide, or had someone else find out and blow the whistle on them.

>> No.15146965

>>15137958
/ck/ bringing the only truths in life.

>> No.15146968
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15146968

>All the transphobia ITT
Yikes.
I recommend grilled chicken breast, brown rice, dried beans, and eggs. Very versatile and nutritious, while also being very affordable and easy to make.

>> No.15147002

>>15146968
>transphobia
speaking the truth is not phobia, it just happens most trans deny reality

>> No.15147003

>>15147002
I can tell you’ve never met very many trans women in real life.

>> No.15147016

>>15147003
one of my best friends is trans but i dont play into their fantasy im simply able to overlook it and treat them as a person for who they are, another deluded viewpoint from you

>> No.15147021

>>15147016
Do you at least use their correct pronouns?

>> No.15147022

Trans is reddit

>> No.15147030

>>15147021
i use the same pronouns for everyone i dont give a fuck about gender

>> No.15147047

>>15147022
4chan is a website for trans girls, if you’re transphobic, you’re the one that belongs on reddit.

>> No.15147055

>>15147021
>muh pronouns
lol

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>>15147055
How would you feel if people starting calling you she / her? That’s how it feels when people use our incorrect pronouns, except it’s even worse because it often comes from a place of hatred, and because it amplifies our dysphoria.

>> No.15147063

>>15147030
>i use the same pronouns for everyone
Such as...?

>> No.15147074

>>15147063
they, them, that person

not surprised you have no idea how to not gender everything you people are unironically obsessed with labels/gender and putting people into a pre-determined quota of what defines them by such irrelevant things

>> No.15147078

>>15147047
You seem to be mistaken. The internet is a place where everyone is a 13 year old female fbi agent. 4chan isn't for trans girls. It's for transcendent fbi lolis.

>> No.15147085

>>15147074
That just sounds fucking retarded in normal everyday conversation, but whatever floats your boat I guess, champ.

>> No.15147089

>>15147047
4chan is a men's club. Be gone, wound.

>> No.15147094

>>15147085
>trying to force gender pronouns onto every person
>saying something else is retarded in normal everyday conversation
you really don't live in a world of reality, takes a lot of delusion to get to where you are

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15147098

>>15147094

>> No.15147099

>>15147074
tits are not irrelevant how dare you

>> No.15147109

>>15147098
this is known as a "cope" again failing to accept basic truth of reality

>> No.15147118

>>15147089
I didn’t get SRS though.

>> No.15147226

>>15137937
>Extremely abusive household
Let me guess, your parents didn't approve of your transgender madness?

>> No.15147231

>>15147099
>NOOOO U HAVE TO TREAT ME DIFFERENT NOW THAT I HAVE PLASTIC TITS IM A REAL WOMAN!!

>> No.15147243

>>15146907
Anime attracts the mentally ill and those with immature brains. Cute girls doing cute things conditions them into autogynephiles. After enough brainwashing they want to become the cute girl. It's really quite insidious.

>> No.15147261

>>15146685
>irrelevant fact
ftfy
work on your critical thinking
>>15146892
are you that salty cunt that reported the other thread on having health so we could have room for more fast food shilling?

>> No.15147264

>>15147261
you should go back to discord

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>>15146962
>go without saying that attempted suicide and completed suicide is the same decision.
If you knew anything about being trans and attention seeking behavior of feminized males and women you wouldn't say something so increadibly ignorant. I'd suggest you check your privlage you cis male hyperjew.
>>15146968
>flavor vacuous suggestions
>macro nutrient focused
>no versatility at all.>>15146968

absolutely disgusting taste. Shoa basic eaters now.

>> No.15147274

>>15147061
Most people are not obsessed with this. People only get offended if they are insecure about their position in their gender.
>>15147074
based and gender neutral pronoun pilled
Literally the only good pronoun change

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15147277

>>15147089
>>15147264
here before you nignog.

>> No.15147279

>>15147089
>he thinks there haven't been women on 4chan since its inception
Look at the retard and laugh.

>> No.15147289

>>15147279
The only part is 4chan where roasties are welcome is /b/, and that's entirely contingent upon whether they show their supple tits and moist holes.

>> No.15147293

>>15147289
plenty of women on 4chan, it's only when you claim to be a woman for attention you are required to post tits or gtfo that's the whole point

>> No.15147300

>>15137937
>I will be escaping an extremely abusive household next week.

What? Mummy no longer willing to prepare your tendies for you?

>> No.15147304

>>15147277
>are you this specific poster
>anonymous forum
>the janny deleted my thread i want to complain
you should go back to discord

>> No.15147307

>>15139564
Post pics

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15147311

>>15147307
ok but pls don't be rude

>> No.15147317

>>15147311
i don't believe that this is the OP

>> No.15147320

>>15137943
you're supposed to lurk before posting and actually know who characters are

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15147332

>>15147289
no one has ever been welcome on this website retard. either you fit in or you go away. The women and trannies that stick around from those days are worth 1000 4chan cuckpass paying redditors and their shills.
>>15147304
>this retard thinks 4chan hasnt always complained about the mods
kek, look at this retard, moot made a ted talk about how often we followed his "rules." now that he was forced to sell this site to the (((mods))) we care even less what you tranny jannies want to impose on the rest of the site by nuking the word nigger on every blue board. You aren't from around here, you should go back to tumbler or reddit

>> No.15147338

>>15147332
mods used to be based ur a newfag go back to discord

>> No.15147339

>>15144267
it's a vicious cycle that leads to believing you're an independent game developer

>> No.15147351

>>15147317
true, OP doesn't pass this easily

>> No.15147357

>>15147061
>That’s how it feels when people use our incorrect pronouns
they are descriptors of biological fact just like 'red' encompasses a range of electromagnetic wavelength reflected off a pigment
religion and political alignment are preferences
your chromosomes are not and being a sissy male is still being a male

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>>15147338
>mods used to be based
Mods would shoa retards too dumb to reset their router in order to regularly earn clout and lulz from the lowest of 4chan's IQ bracket. almost all of the original group left because they where autistic and didn't care about the site. now its owned by jews and spooks like you run wild sucking their dicks every thread you go to.

If any of the old mods where based they'd still be here and the current cabal out.

>> No.15147375

>>15147369
heres your attention reply tranny

>> No.15147419

>>15137937
If you ramen in water it will soak up the water without heat
Plenty of food thrown out at the end of the night
Just beg or ask for food
Same old shit

>> No.15147435

>>15137937
Ok what you have is severe ptsd and anxiety. I'm not a professional but I've experienced my own form of both in life. What you need to know and understand is that "objects in mirror may appear larger than they really are.". That's just hopefully an easy to understand metaphor that things arent as complicated or difficult and scary as they may seem. Cooking food is not that complicated. You just have to have a good selection of ingredients, preheat a pan, lower the temp, add some butter or coconut oil/whatever, etc etc. I can't give you a full rundown here but the point is you're going to have to confront your demons head on and accept your fears and power through them. You're gonna be fine. If you faul and fuck up and burn something, just put out the fire, make sure sure everything is safe, and then close your eyes, and just take slow deep breaths, then open your eyes, examine your surroundings, and evaluate your next steps and proceed. If you do this, you will succeed. I believe in you.

>> No.15147514

>>15147261
no, that wasnt me.