/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15133669
Nothing too exciting happened besides scoring some free shrooms from my mom's hippy friend
We gotta do Christmas over zoom though, I wanna get really drunk and start going on rants about how covid is just a manufactured crisis to keep us living in a constant state of fear over something intangible and invisible.

>>15133669
Lmao zoom thanksgiving what kind of numale shit is that

>>15133686
>besides scoring some free shrooms from my mom's hippy friend
he wants to bone you

>>15133690
It's a meme thread, bro, hahahaha. You got meme'd! xD

>>15133704
She
And I already thought about it and it's a big no from me dawg
She's a good 25 years older than I am

>>15133743
is she hot?

>>15133743
You're just a baby if that seems like a big age gap to you.

>>15133753
She was probably cute when she was younger, not so much now

>>15133755
I'm 30, she's 55. That's too big of a gap, I'm not into gilfs

>>15133669
>Even after I told them the benefits of eating meat and why veganism isn't actually healthier. How did you deal with crazy relatives yesterday?
Something tells me this was the main issue.

>eating on a video conference
Fuck is wrong with you

>>15133767
Nah. They were ready to sign off before I chimed in. They were ready to end time with their family on Thanksgiving because of our food choices. We were perfectly happy with their food choices. I simply gave them facts that veganism isn't innately more healthy than meat eating. It's their own fault they can't accept being around meat the same way we can be around those who don't eat meat.

Vegetarians are just food liberals
They're miserable and want you to be as miserable as them while acting exactly how they do. Any differing opinion will be shot down, the options they give you are assimilate or be outcast.

>>15133790
Not all vegans are like that, I hope you understand.

>>15133826
I do. My aunt and uncle are enormous cunts.

>>15133758
Do you have a picture?

Do American seriously think factory farmed soy and gmo corm fed turkey is healthy?

These animalskve on filth and squalor. They can barely walk they've been bred for size so badly. Their fat is pure omega 6. I wouldn't eat that shit if you paid me.

>>15133844
Thanks, more for us

>>15133839
No. Why would I keep pics of my mom's elderly friend

>>15133861
55 is not elderly anon
You could pull one off her faceberg

>>15133879
She's fucking old, her skin is like leather, so many tattoos her fucking arms are solid black in places, nasty ass dreadlocks, diagnosed BPD.
No way in fucking HELL am I getting my penis near that
Do you realize how much sex a 55 year old hippy has had? Do you even realize the risks I'd be taking fucking her? Risks, not only physically with STDs, but mentally because she's a psycho lurking beneath her nice hippy facade, she could RUIN me with ease.
Yeah nah, I'll keep holding out for a nice girl my age or younger. Don't even care if I never find one, I'm not gonna settle with some old ass dogmom

>>15133669
>Even after I told them the benefits of eating meat and why veganism isn't actually healthier.
can meat eaters ever shut the fuck up about their diets? just let them eat whatever they want you subhuman retard. well done faggot, hope your family is proud of you

>>15133669
sounds fun invite me next time

>>15133669
Thankfully I only have one vegetarian (not vegan) relative and she doesn't mind me eating meat or making jokes about eating tasty animals, she is not militant. She is, however, anemic and had heart problems until she started eating dairy again.

>>15133758
Put it in her shitter

>>15133669
Just realize that your aunt and uncle's choice to bail was all on them and has really nothing to do with you. If they're such delicate creatures that they can't be around other people who don't follow their code, then they sort of deserve their ostracization.

Imagine how they must behave when they to out to eat somewhere and their neighbor has chicken or something. Do they slam down their forks and leave the restaurant? I wonder....

>>15133758
>I'm 30, she's 55. That's too big of a gap
Bruh, older women do the nastiest shit in bed. A lot of the time you don’t even need to take the lead. I’m a middle-aged man now but when I was your age I had a MILF that was a semi-regular hook-up. Gallons of semen were shot up her tired, old asshole. Gallons.

>>15133844

I ate duck for thanksgiving.
I know how they were raised and slaughtered.
Because I was the one who did both.

>>15134569
Are you duckslaughteranon? I really enjoyed that thread. Farmers farmin’, triggering the city folk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xq6I41xzBg

>>15134024
replace any instance of animal with a peice of human
that is how these people think, that the consumption/demand for meat is the driving force and therefore responsible for the mass murder of millions of slave animals(captivity raised) every year

>>15133844
tell me what is wrong with GMOs
both as a whole conceot and any hyperspecific examples of cancer risk you probably already have lined up

>youtube being such snowflakes they have banned nearly all slaughterhouse and farming footage because it offends meat eaters
Oh how I am laffin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJ0gQX0zH8

>>15134569
There are 2 duck slaughterers on here. I do not film or photograph my slaughters as I find the actual slaughtering itself to be an intimate and very focus demanding affair (processing is a different story). So if you see a guy with a traffic cone, that's not me.

>>15133758
Sad. Crunchy old hags need hard young cock too. Be kind to the elderly, Anon, if you survive long enough you'll be one too some day.

>>15134560
Also this. Older women realize that there's no point in being hung up about sex any more. Threesomes? Sure, no problem! Suck you off on the balcony in plain view of the entire neighborhood? Let's go! Let Rover mount and fuck her while you watch? Sounds great!

>>15133669
>How do you deal with crazy relatives?
I don't.
I just cut the cancerous ones out of my life and focus on spending time with the family members who are worth a damn

>>15133669
If you need to make up bullshit go on reddit

>>15134743
i have one saved, its unlisted of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkfYoLP05uo&ab_channel=TheLivesofAnimals
it portrays it like this is the standard procedure

>>15134743
They ban educational footage of animals raised and slaughtered properly on small homesteads who don't cry out or show any signs of stress with little to no resistance because they aren't transported to an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar smells and people. But they will show animals being tortured in "documentaries".

Like its okay to show pigs screaming while they get gassed or electrocuted, but god forbid you show a pig getting shot in the head and being dead before it hits the ground? Am I the only one who is scratching my head?

>>15134743
>it offends meat eaters
are these people unaware of where meat comes from?

>>15134810
Yeah, in an unregulated shithole slaughterhouse in mexico.

>>15134827
Show me what farm you live on? You're talking from an extraordinary privileged position if so. I was 25 years old before I gave up animal products. Unless you're willing to pay like $30 for a single steak or $10 for a pork chop then you are eating factory farmed horror meat.

>>15134869
>>15134569
That's my ducks and pic related is a portion of my garden from this summer (I already have expanded it x4 for next year). I guess I'm privileged but where I live you can be pretty poor and get the amount of land needed for pasture rotating ducks (about an acre). Gonna add some geese to the mix too without needing any additional land either.

Honestly, the countryside is dying. Most people are moving to the city, even though the cost of living is less in the countryside and since everyone is always leaving for the city its not too hard to find work around here.
I lived in the city most of my life. It fucking sucked. Getting out when I did was the best decision of my life.

Also got wholesale beef from an acquaintance who got the cow slaughtered at a small scale local abattoir while I get ready to raise my own beefs. I paid about 5 bucks a pound. I know I could get a better deal and give the animal a better end of life when I slaughter and process my own animal. Nothing is cheaper than buying a live animal.

A big reason factory farms are so prominent is because of consumerist non producing cityfags. 1 percent of the worlds farms grows 70% of the worlds food. That's kind of gross.

Hello, vegan here,

I would like to formally apologise for other vegans being buttfuck retarded, I am completely okay with others eating meat and have even partaken in hunting on a couple of occasions(animal was given to the person I was hunting with)

I don't want to eat it so I don't and that is entirely me, idk why these idiots keep on trying to force their opinions on others.

Keep on hating on these dumb fucks and maybe they'll get the picture one day.

>>15134918
So by your own admission your way of living is not possible for the vast majority. The human race will not stop growing and animals require vastly more crops to eat than they actually feed. The main reason for deforestation is land clearance to produce agriculture feed for livestock for example. Your rinkydink duck homestead isn't a suitable argument against veganism on a global scale.

>>15134962
based chad hunter vegan.

>>15133743
I'm not seeing a reason not to there.

>>15134982
I never said it isn't possible for the vast majority. It's just that the vast majority value convenience over actual hard work that brings real rewards.

Veganisim is never going to happen on a global scale. What probably will happen is we are going to run out of resources to continue living our current hyper consumption lifestyle. You can blame animals if you want, but something is gonna give. The fags in the city will suffer the hardest, I recommend you prepare accordingly.

I am a hard core vegan, but never preach. In 5 - 10 years, plant-based foods will be the most popular processed food options. One day, beef or fowl will be the exception. Watch Soylent Green

>>15135018
You might as well cut off your electricity and internet, never fly or drive a car because its not natural to harvest such scientific power. Plant based is the future of food, every major food producer is investing in it heavily.

>>15135064
Keep telling yourself that veganisim is the future. I'm just gonna keep preparing. I won't cut off my electricity or internet, but someday that decision might be made for me. And if that day comes I want to be prepared. Instead of just sitting around hoping some billionare will save me. But as far as I can tell, as long as there are animals, humans are gonna eat them.

>>15135092
Preparing for what? That people will just eat plants and be happier for it? Do yourself a favour and order a vegan pizza from your favourite pizza chain and see how you like it, it costs the same lmao. Nobody is coming to lynch you.

>>15135112
eating a strangers cooking is a great way to get covid.

Also I ate vegan pizza when I was vegetarian, it's gross dude. Just stop it. Get some help.

plant based pizza is pretty bad. Best to order without plant based cheese, just tomato sauce and toppings

>>15135121
Okay.

>>15135112

Idk where the fuck you come from but vegan pizza costs at least $3+ each, I'm not made from money.

>>15135178

"An additional $3+"

>>15133742
Kek

>>15135178
How often are you eating takeaway pizza that $3 is a concern? Anyway commercial livestock rearing is one of the most heavily subsidised industries in America, and the world, I thought the free market decided prices? Or is that only for what right wing snowflakes decide?

>>15134560
>Gallons of semen were shot up her tired, old asshole. Gallons.
Well you’re making a great case for it...

>>15133669
So, people who follow a specific lifestyle were offended when you started preaching your views onto them? God why weren't you castrated at birth so you couldn't spread your genetics any further.

>>15135247
>he doesn't know about independence from government subsidies using low input regenerative agriculture.

>>15133669
I'll take Things That Never Happened for 500, Alex.

>>15135247

Apologies for not saying all the details in my initial post, I followed up in a subsequent one.

A vegan pizza costs an additional $3+ each, on top of roughly $10 per pizza, it may not seem like it's breaking the bank but every dollar adds up, I'm not made of cash dollars.

>>15133790
What state to do they live in?

>>15134743
>because it offends meat eaters
You spelled "because they were paid a lot of money by the meat industry" wrong

>>15134962
why are you personally vegan

>>15133743
That’s 25 more years dick sucking experience than you have, champ. Don’t forget to factor that in

>>15133669
I can't believe you Americans consume meat produced in your own country. Your corrupt government has so little respect for you, they have downright dangerous and toxic farming practices because lobbyists control your government. You meat is literally unsafe to consume by Australian standards.

Goodness me. All those guns and no will to stand up for your rights. Please, change this.

>>15135426

I am personally vegan because I believe that industrial scale farming is absolutely immoral and I do not wish to be a part of it. If people wish to eat meat I think they should be a part of the process. Hunting, butchering, processing into cuts. If you don't have the stones to do at least that I don't think that you should be eating other creatures.

I don't do so myself because I don't have regular access to firearms/property to hunt on.

I am completely pro "humane" population control for certain species.

>>15133690
We are still in a pandemic. You won’t be very manly for putting yourself and others at risk for a virus that we don’t even know that much about yet.

>>15133669
I played Sonic and drank beer till I fell asleep then ate leftovers when my mom came home

>>15135884
If you subtract the beer, this just sounds like a 10 year old who stayed home.

People who wish to kill animals are uniquely unqualified and actually disqualified from hurting them. Let me explain this for you.

Slaughterhouses do not glorify the killing of animals like hunting does. Hunters actively enjoy hurting the animal, as do small farmers with guns to some degree. The stun gun in a slaughterhouse is completely humane, unlike someone with a gun who can just as easily miss and maim the animal or hit a person. Hunting is no longer essential for western whites and should be heavily restricted.

>>15135873
And yet you'll post on 4chan

Hm.

>>15135922
Would a ten year old find all the Chaos Emeralds?

/ck/ is the cuck board, even behind the origami board.

>>15136097
>unlike someone with a gun who can just as easily miss and maim the animal or hit a person
Eastern europe, tried using stun gun only once. It fired three times and did jack shit to animal which by that point was pretty pissed.
Uncle had to kill it with giant hammer used on tractors.
If you slaughter the pig here, traditionally you stuck two electrodes under it to lock it's muscles and cut open his aorta so you can collect the blood too.

>>15136119

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

>>15135873
thats pretty dumb argument imo
you could say the same thing about anything else, for example industrial mining and processing of natural resources is a burden on the environment so you shouldnt be using almost any industry product unless you get the resources and make the thing by yourself

>>15135340
They took it down because it offends meat eaters. The meat industry doesnt give a fuck about the videos, they know how it is produced. They simply worry about the effect of the videos on their consumer base.

>>15136256
Veganism is about downscaling on general consumption as well, unless its just a fad for you. For me, its a holistic worldview (albeit I am not vegan, I completely cut out meat and consume dairy in miniscule amounts, my parents have chickens so I eat eggs)

So to your point: Yes, if youre vegan and you consider yourself a morally capable (as any human should be) being, you have to cut down on unnecessary consumption.

>>15136453
Lmao how naive no meat eaters would watch some gay vegan propaganda they took it down because it was all fake and they got sued

>>15136459
You do realise that vegans were all meat eaters once right? You do realise that industrial meat production is scared of the shift in public opinion because their deathly and destructive practices will then begin to be put in a regulatory spotlight. I think you are an utter retard if you dont see this. You have no idea about the practical realities of bad PR for a ton of businesses.

>>15133669
> Even after I told them the benefits of eating meat and why veganism isn't actually healthier.

I think you might be the crazy, any sane person would get that trying to casually debunk somebody’s personal beliefs might rub them the wrong way.

>>15136471
You do realize that vegans can't reproduce and they either die in a few years or start eating McDonald's like the fat pigs they are whatever meat you forgo will be eaten by the 17 Pedro's who replace you

>>15133669
>My vegan aunt and uncle turned off the zoom feed
Maybe they prefered zoom seed

>>15136519
Great point incel, really eye opening!
Now fuck off back to pol.

>>15135879
Fag

>>15133922
The obvious choice is an old fashioned handjob from her. Shes probably better at jerking you off than you are. Handjobs are as casual as giving a high five to women like that