/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm gay too (and fem) and I'm glad Colorado enforces its law banning discrimination in the basis of sexual orientation in places of public accommodation (such as bakeries)

>>15133499
Theres some small beaner place in Brush that has the best hamburgers for like 3 bucks, dont remember the name though

>>15133499
Cock, if that matters.

>>15133499
Caseys pizza
Its in a gas station , in I think manhattan kansas?
Its fucking amazing
Pretty much nothing else on I70 is worth eating

>>15133499
Get the gloryhole special at any rest stop along the way.

>>15133858
Its ellis kansas not manhattan, right off the exit, cant miss it

>>15133499
There's some German restaurant in Hays. I forgot what it's called.

>>15133499
Graze on wheat and corn stubble. KS is worst State in the union along with NE, SD, ND, and OK for food.

>>15133934
P.S. It's primarily whiteoids, 'nuff said.

Braums in Salina.

>>15133947
The epitome of soulless.

>>15133947
Just because braums is regional doesn't make it any better than dairy queen

>>15134046
Nice strawman.

>>15134046
No but the higher percentage of milkfat for sure makes it better.
Also cool to buy dairy products for the house there.
Its a pretty cool place actually

>>15134063
>cool place
lol I get it

>>15133499
Cracker Barrel, It's authentic Kansas food

>>15134146
True

Idk. I've never been to Kansas.

>>15134167
What's Kansas known for regarding sides? Any idiot can smoke a pork butt, and I can suck a sausage really well.

>>15134320
Ok chud

>>15133875
As long as they make a good meat ball I'm in. Thanks for the recommendation.

>>15133947
Sorry for the late response, just got finished blowing a few Mexicans in kc. Is this like one of those dump burger places in Austin that serves 6 dollar pitchers of lone star?

>>15133858
>>15133875
Those are everywhere
>>15134320
I did about ten years in ks and can't say I know. It is middle of the road food, just like geographical location but I gotta admit, it all tastes better than California. It's like they care or something.
>>15133947
Pronounced with a "line"

>>15134320
dont post and drive bud

>>15134374
Thanks anon. I will try for something authentic vs Hardee's or whatever other fast food is around.

>>15134336
It's a burger and ice cream place mixed with a convenience store that sells it's own brand of dairy products.

>>15133934
You've obviously never eaten a runza if nebraska is one of the worst states for food to you.

Ignore this dork op lol

>>15134408
Okay but I will still try and think of stuff. This is more like a bakery than a restaurant.

>>15134444
Truth quads.
This is more like a bakery.

>>15133506
Thanks for joining my gay travel thread anon. Because sexual preference totally restricts my ability to feed myself on so many occasions.

>>15134444
I'm in ks tonight so maybe that will be breakfast tomorrow. Thanks for the recommendation.

Q39 or Jack Stack has locations in Kansas that aren't too far from 70

https://jerusalemcafekc.com/

>>15134496
What town?

>>15134511
Oh sorry, kind of drunk. I meant kansas city. Not ks.

>>15134502
I'm skeptical for an ersatz falafel but maybe it's good. I was thinking more homey meat and potatoes type places with a grandma baking ten pound pies.

>>15134501
My brother recommended jack stack but he may as well be homeless and living in a squatters den so I was not totally sold. I'm looking into q39.

>>15133499
This is why everyone hates you faggots. The fuck does being gay have to do with food. Is this your way of saying you want to drink a load of cum while in Kansas? God damn I hope you all get hit by a truck. Worse than vegan assholes.

>>15134559
Ah, everything is good in KC. West Port and Crown Center are happening places. This out of the way dive use to be a gas station. Busy because it's good.

>>15134564
>ersatz

>>15133947
miss braums, the cherry limeade sorbet with some french fries was an unbeatable summer snack

>>15134596
At least I'm not vegan

>>15134620
I heard Harry's was good pre covid but now not so much. I have nothing bad to say about food in this town.

>>15134641
I can compete nyt crosswords.

>>15134568
It's worth it. They are both very good.

>>15134713
So back to my original bbq quandary, I can smoke a variety of meats well, and I feel like the sides make regional bbq stand out more than the meat. For instance, Terry blacks in Austin has jalapeno cheddar sausage which is delicious. What are Kansas sides I should get, meat or otherwise?

>>15133499
Unfortunately, the Brookville Hotel in Abilene permanently closed because of COVID. So if you want actual local food, rather than just a regional chain (like Braum's or Casey's), take a little detour from I-70 into Manhattan. Just off of downtown are Coco Bolos, Taco Lucha, and So Long Saloon. The raspberry and black bean dip at So Long is probably the most notable menu item.
>I'm gay
Oh, in that case, forget driving all the way through the state, and just settle down in Lawrence.

>>15134726
Burnt ends, without a doubt. I don't know that any other barbecue sides are particularly special to Kansas or Kansas City.

>>15133506
How flamboyantly gay do you have to be to get kicked out of a restaraunt?

>>15134713
Also is it worth getting reigers ks style whiskey? Sounds like a Manhattan in a bottle to me with the sherry

>>15134726
Burnt ends is KC BBQ.

If you're going to jackstack the cheesy corn is pretty good. Same with the onion rings at both places

>>15134747
Burnt ends are just that flap I cut off and I store in my freezer for burger meat or soup but super tasty. I kind of forgot about them, thanks anon.

>>15134739
I'm not actually gay, but this thread has gotten way more responses than any other one I've posted and I thank everyone who participated regardless of their love or hatred of faggots.

>>15134696
i can complete a Saturday. Fastest sat time was 12 minutes
I can do the average monday /tuesday in 4 to 5
Often a saturday takes me 45 minutes though if i am honest

Also op here, probably best lobster bisque I've ever had. Thanks KC.

>>15134828
The 12 minute one must have been a mistaken Tuesday, but good. Keep thinking.

>>15134775
Apparently fags are so brazen and degenerate west of the Mississippi they need laws protecting their disgusting lifestyles in public establishments.

>>15133499
how gay are you

>>15135014
So gay I've sucked off a variety of esteemed chefs.

>Marco Pierre White - acrid and disharmonious
>Gordon Ramsay - fruity and bubbly
>Kenji Lopez - disdainful and self deprecating
>Escoffier - reeking of tobacco and regret.

Fuck Jack Stack and fuck Q39 if you're getting BBQ near the Kansas side you need to pick up from Rosedale's

>t. KC resident

>>15135158
Who has the most funny looking weanor?

>>15135180
Your dad's

>>15135177
Thanks. The rest of the recommendations looked a little too red hot and blue for me.

>>15135205
You found him! He left us years ago, thank you!

>>15133499
Stop for gas if you need to and keep driving. It's not a big state.

>>15133499
Where ever you stop, don't pin your hopes on healthy food. Round people from square states don't eat anything that isn't deep fried or barbecued.

>>15133499
If you have any children as passengers, put them to sleep.

>>15134775

>>15135251
I ended up stopping at village inn in Colby. Loved it.

>>15134596
You wouldn't know it living dead in the midwest where faggots don't even exist, but most southern states have some places where even smelling like a faggot while straight will get you murdered, and only retard LARPer liberals like to pretend otherwise.

>>15133499
I'm gay and went deep into the heart of OK and KS via I70. Maybe don't dress like a faggot or have a lisp?

>>15133947
Braums was the shit. Good burger.

I think I missed the time window on this thread. But Gella's Diner in Hays KS is fantastic. Went for the beer but ended up having better food desu.

>>15133499
>>15133506
It doesnt matter that you are gay you retarded faggots
Kansas business owners dont care, quit being a flamboyant in your face queer and you will have no issues

On the food side..... hold out till colorado, really, nothing here is super great, do make a stop by a Dillons and pick up a bag of Art and Mary chips, i recommend jalapeno

These are some of the best jalapeno flavored chips in the world and they are only available in Kansas

>>15133499
>>15133506
>>15138201
Forgot pic

>>15138201
I'm pretty fem so i can't hide that I am gay so yeah it does matter because it is something people can use against you if the law isn't clear that they cannot.

I'm not intentionally trying to be flamboyant, I just am.

If you're gay you kys. Simple.

>>15134336
They are regional because they own their own dairy farms so they won't build stores outside of their shipping region. Bag of five burgers for 5 dollars was my go-to in college.