/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15130351
Durian shoulder pads for starters

>>15130394
DURIAN ARMS: MISTER DANGEROUS!

left kid looks rad as shit and would beat the fuck out of right kid

>>15130498
Back to school kid.

>>15130351
Coconut knees

brazilian nut knuckles

>>15130351
Replace kale lungs for increased stamina and damage resistance. Also those bread shoulders, both are fucked if it rains.

Kid on the right looks like a damn frutarian, fuck, eat a steak. Unhealthy Choices is gonna kick in his watermelon balls.

>>15130351
That kid on the right looks kind of fruity

>>15130351
What a fruity kid

Unhealthy food kid rules McDonald's with an iron but fair fist

>>15130351
Unhealthy choices makes you go Super Saiyan while healthy choices make yoy super dweeby. I knew it.

>>15130351
Easy
>pineapple shoulder pads for increased defense plus new shoulder charge attack
>coconut shell slaap pad to buff his broccoli helmet
>sidebelt bananas to set some peel traps

>>15130394
>shoulder pads
You mean like women have in their blouses, or do you mean Pauldrons?

>>15130351
I'd give him a .22 magnum revolver

>>15130351

Unhealthy choices has pretty impressive trading potential so keep in mind there's a possibility of an economic victory. The best Healthy has to trade is watermelon and maybe some berries. He's pretty much fucked.

>>15130498
Nah, Unhealthy Choices is clearly the kid who talks a big game and will throw some swings but can't go the distance against someone who fights back.

>>15130351
Kid on the right looks like a faggot. Kid on the left looks like a Chad.

>>15130351
How would the right hand guy ever survive without dietary supplements up the wazoo and wouldn't something like that risk stunting growth, leading to a whole range of health problems and so on well it looks like actually harming the kid not saying that the left is all good but at the very least I see some animal protein in there

right kid look like a bitch

Give the kid armor made of leather, shells, and bone, animals are plenty healthy. If you want to balance the armor to include other healthy choices add sharp/shelled fruits and veg.

>>15130351
Rip out all the fruit and replace it with enough ribeyes to make a Lady Gaga dress

>>15130409

This thread has me in stitches

>>15130351
No! Not the Original Glazerbeam!

>>15131129
he might look like a bitch but at least he'll look like an alive bitch while you're dead at age 50 from a heart attack fucker

>he might look like a bitch but at least he'll look like an alive bitch while you're dead at age 50 from a heart attack fucker

>>15131140
>armor made of leather
I was about to sperg until I read the animal thing. Leather armor is the gayest shit to come out of fantasy rpgs

>>15131793
>(You) deprivation
Your death would benefit society tangibly

>>15130351
classic grappler vs shoto matchup
all healthy choices has to do is keep unhealthy choices outzoned, once unhealthy choices closes in tho healthy choices is fucked

>>15131888
You don't give a (You) when soyquoting someone, reddit piece of shit.

>>15130351
broccoli mohawk not afro
and a coconut gun that fires in spurts

>>15132083
>when you make a low-quality post, you have to make the quality as low as possible
Soyjakposters should be permarangebanned.

>>15131801
>What's a brigandine

>>15132097
t

>>15132215
pic context?

>>15130351
>Heh. Not bad. But that was nothing. Have a taste of this.
>STICKY FINGERSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtOpB5LlUA

Reinforce armor to counter the damage bonus of the lollipop thumbs. Durian
armor on head specially to discourage a grapple and an eye gouge.
The arms are the weakest part of Unhealthy kid's armor. A good strike with the corn forearms to the hotdog or corndog parts should do the trick. Many parts of the Healthy armor generate "juice", you could sacrifice the tomato joints for example and weaken the Unhealthy armor's integrity.

>>15130351
>the Chad Flavortown Kid
>the virgin vegan wimp

>>15130351
I would be wearing armor made of antlers, horns, teeth, bone, and claws. Things like turtle shells and rino pelts would be far superior and more durable than wearing kale and a watermelon as a codpiece's

>>15130351
donut eyes are badass

>>15130351
God why does +res gear always look like complete dogshit?

>>15132215
I bet that feels fucking amazing.

A gun.

>>15130351
Give him a steak chestplate, and a carrot sword. Unhealthy choices is a fucking juggernaut though, so he might still lose.

>>15130351
>how would you balance Healthy Choices to give him a fighting chance?
replace the fucking bread with whole-muscle animal protein. steak, chicken, fish, whatever you want.

>>15130351
Fuck whoever made this, they basically fat-shamed that kid.

>>15130351
Honestly I think the vegetable kid would beat the junk food kid, looks more powerful to me. Except for the lollipop thumbs.

>lollipop thumbs

Forbidden technology.

What's wrong with the tomato kneecaps?

>>15130351
>Donuts for eyes
>Meat and shit all over
>Fries for hair
>Compared to all those greens kids typically don't like as much
I wonder what an edgy kid would prefer? It's like when Bart from the Simpsons thinks it's super rad to be a homeless guy when Marge uses it as a threat.
There's a lot of this naive thinking when advertising stuff to kids. It appears to appeal to parents more than the actual children.

>>15132198
steel plate armor.

>>15131801
>Leather armor
You know that stuff probably did exist right? It's not like thick leather wouldn't bounce a blade if you got it at the right angle, plus it's not somebody's going to say no to it on principle alone.

>>15130675
>>15130694
god damn it Carlos

If healthy kid doesn't fire in spurts he's gonna hurt

>>15136977
really it would be a better psa to just show a fat kid and normal weight kid, especially if they wear the same size clothes or just underwear
"Eat like SHIT and don't exercise? You'll end up like this little tubby FUCK! EVERYBODY LAUGH AT HIM."

>>15131682
>she wants to live until she's frail and can't take care of herself
Faggot.