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15122984 No.15122984 [Reply] [Original]

Let me get a #3, with a large coke.
>Do you want the fries large as well?
No. If I did, I wouldn't have specified the drink only as large, I would have said large combo, you stupid bitch.

>> No.15122989

>>15122984
you sound nice

>> No.15123004

>>15122984
You didn't specify the size of the frys. People like you should have your cock ripped off and force fed to you.

>> No.15123015

>>15123004
You don't need to specify, they have a default size, hence why I can say "#3", without specifying a larger drink size, and get nothing further from the dipshits. It's an attempt at upselling, even though my response to this was inherently included in my initial order. Dumbasses.

>> No.15123019

i'm pretty sure you have to get both the fries and the soft drink the same size.

>> No.15123022

>>15123019
You don't. And if you did, that would just make asking even dumber.

>> No.15123032

>>15122984
I would specifically spit in every food item you ordered if you acted like a dick to me at the speaker.

>> No.15123036

>>15123015
youre a fucking retard the kid at wendys could care less how much food you buy, they are asking you because they dont want some retard customer bitching about getting regular sized fries when they wanted large. I would think you were trolling if I hadnt worked a drive thru in the past and understand that there really are people out there as stupid as you

>> No.15123050

>>15123036
If they wanted large, they probably would have said large, kinda like how they wanted a large coke, so they specifically said "large coke", you fucking moron. It's a small wonder you ended up working at a drive thru, and as far as I can see, you should still be there.

>> No.15123092

>>15123050
alotta people have held jobs in their lifetime maybe you should try it sometime, they are just trying to get your order right so they dont have some autist like you freaking out at them. If you cant understand that then you really are retarded and cant convince me otherwise.

>> No.15123104

>>15123092
>they are just trying to get your order right
Considering I spelled my order out for them, that should be pretty easy. If their idea of getting my order right is asking if I want shit that I specifically don't want, they should probably be gassed, because they're retarded and subhuman.

>> No.15123110

>>15123104
When you point the finger three point back at you.

>> No.15123121

>>15123110
Which is three more fingers than you have brain cells, dipshit.

>> No.15123125

>>15122984
It’s an upsell dipshit. They want you to pay $1 or $2 more for 15 cents worth of fries and drink

>> No.15123129

>>15123125
I know it's an upsell, I already said that, read Tyrone, and then get to your shift wasting my time with bullshit at a drive thru.

>> No.15123133

>>15123129
People who go to drive throughs don't have valuable time and deserve to have it wasted.

>> No.15123144

>>15122984
You’re a fucking idiot

>> No.15123154

>>15123121
Do you sit on a phonebook so you can actually see out the drivers side window while ordering?

>> No.15123162

>>15123133
>>15123144
Enjoy being replaced by a vending machine. I'm sure your resume of "too stupid to follow simple orders" will net you all kinds of lucrative offers though, right?

lmao

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15123175

>>15122984
This is exactly how I ask them to upsize my combo sometimes, because if I tack on 'make it a large' to the end of the order they often miss it. There's generally just a fixed price to upsize the whole combo, I don't think they separately break out the price of upsizing just the drink or just the fry. Take a close look at the menu and your receipt next time, you've probably been paying for all the extra fries you're throwing an autistic fit about being offered.

>> No.15123179

>>15123154
No, I'm 6'4. Not that it would matter, since literal children can see out of a car window. Nice "burn", retard.

>> No.15123190

>>15123179
Didn't know they piled shit that high.

>> No.15123192

>>15123175
>posts anime shit
>is also a retard
Imagine my surprise.

>> No.15123197

>>15123190
Yeah, you "didn't know" much of anything it seems, probably why you ended up making a retard of yourself at a Wendy's for a living.

>> No.15123412

>I'll have mashed potatoes for the side
>would you like gravy with that?
>what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? I never said gravy

>> No.15123417

>>15123412
Mashed potatoes indicates for gravy. Nothing about a large coke indicates wanting a large fry.

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15123752

>>15122984
I don't like when they assume that I want a large fry as well, fries aren't the best
gib big powerade, keep your small fry

>> No.15123768

>>15123175
>saved my yuuko pic
based
>There's generally just a fixed price to upsize the whole combo, I don't think they separately break out the price of upsizing just the drink or just the fry.
not the case at wendy's

>>15123004
>>15123032
>>15123036
>>15123092
this

>>15123417
>Nothing about a large coke indicates wanting a large fry.
lmfao

>> No.15123790

>>15122984
>LET ME JUST LET THEM TRY TO READ MY MIND AND SPERG THE FUCK OUT AND BLOGPOST ABOUT IT ON 4CHAN WHEN THEY GET THE ORDER WRONG
The fast food process works in a very algorithmic way to low IQ pig disgusting Amerilards satisfied. It's literally idiot proof.

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15123811

>>15122984

someone needs to take a chill pill, the large size

>> No.15123837

>Not just ordering a baconator with chili and frosty

You faggots have shit taste

>> No.15123857

>>15123768
>not the case at wendy's
Interesting. Just tried it on an online order and it looks like they divide the upgrade cost by two if you only upgrade one thing or the other.
So if I'm eating inside a wendy's for whatever reason and can refill my drink, I can save fifty cents by getting a small one. I can't imagine using this information otherwise, who upgrades just part of a combo?

>> No.15123858

>>15123837
/thread

>> No.15123982

>>15123162
Seethe

>> No.15124058

>>15122984
if your getting fries at wendys you are a lost cause. It should be assumed you do not want fries unless you are getting a frosty as well.

>> No.15124062

>>15123162
this guy is a ray of sunshine.

>> No.15124077

>>15123790
How the fuck do they need to read my mind, when I literally told them what I wanted? If I specify a large drink, why would you assume I wanted something else large, and didn't specify? You fucking morons.

>> No.15124078

>>15123032
Then you wouldn't receive a tip. This is why I tip my pizza guy $10 so he doesn't spit in my pizza

>> No.15124086

hey give me a hamburger
>oh fuck, did this guy want a milkshake too? he didn't give any indication of this at all, but fuck what am I a mindreader, I'd better ask
You BELONG behind the counter at a Wendy's, and when a machine replaces you and you starve on the streets, I swear to god I'll swerve my car into whatever paper bag trash pile you're sleeping on

>> No.15124104

>>15124077
They're not assuming, that's the whole point of asking the question retard.
>>15124086
Do you get pissy when they ask "anything else"?

>> No.15124114

>>15124104
They are assuming, because I already preemptively answered when I took the time to specify which part of my order I wanted large, dumbass.

And yes, I do get angry when these gutter fuck retards ask "anything else", because I always conclude my order with "and that'll be all", so I already answered that too. These people are literally too stupid to follow a two sentence conversation.

Give me a #5, and that'll be all.
>hurrr, you uh, huuur, you want anything else, hurrr
Fucking morons.

>> No.15124140

>>15124086
Mate they're literally trained to upsell and get in shit if they don't ask these questions. The amount for profit from lardos saying, "uhh yeah actually" is unimaginable.
The world doesn't operate on what is most convenient for you, ya halfwit.

>> No.15124146

>>15124140
They're literally trained to not fuck up orders too, and yet they forget that training every day, they can forget this too and learn to act like they aren't retarded.

>> No.15124224

>>15123857
>who upgrades just part of a combo
worked at wendy's, was extremely common. I mean what if you wanted the large drink to last several hours but want a normal amount of food or want a bunch of fries but don't need a gallon of fructose fucking your shit up? or you're sharing either or with someone?

>>15123837
chili comes in 2 sizes frosty comes in 4 sizes

>> No.15124331

>>15122984
Fucking BASED.

>> No.15124461

>>15122984
Holy shit how has Netflix not given you a standup special with this kind of biting social commentary?

>> No.15124718

>>15122984
Its because they dont want any accountability.
So they make you state what size you want for everything, rather than go for default sizes.
Its tedious, but it limits the asshurt of moron customers

>> No.15125246

>>15124461
I'm not black. You should check into it though, I'm sure they'd toss a special your way to fight ableism or something.

>> No.15125254

For me, it's the number 6, no mayo, with a dr. pepper. and uh.... lemme get a jr hamburger too! ah hah hah.

>> No.15125273
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15125273

>>15122984
why of course I want it large. how could you tell?

>> No.15125283

don't choose an attractive woman for your shitty bait

>> No.15125385
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15125385

Be me. Use the Wendy's app to place an order on my phone.
I order when I'm five minutes away and figure by the time I
get there I will just walk in and pick up my order and DONE!
When I get there I walk into the store. Tell the woman at the
register my name and even show her the details of what I ordered
on my phone. Woman looks confused and runs around the kitchen
looking for my order. She doesn't find it. She looks on her display
where you can see drive through and walk-in orders listed. Still
nothing. Finally the manager tells her there is another screen where
the app orders come in and that she should be aware of that screen.
Turns out they didn't even start making it yet because she didn't know
about that screen so she never put the order in with the kitchen. I ended
up waiting longer for a pre-paid order done on my app than if I had just
walked in and ordered straight from the counter.

>> No.15125407

>>15125385
Cool story bro.

>> No.15125604

>>15125273
based brosnan

>> No.15125706

>>15123162
I wouldn't know, I've never worked in fast food, or any hospitality.

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15125737

>>15125273

>> No.15125744

>>15125706
>I've never worked
more accurate

>> No.15125762

>>15125385
I wonder if they do any employee training at all, or just expect new employees to copy what the older ones are doing?

>> No.15125798

>>15125744
Really, anon. It's far more likely you haven't worked because you're spending hours being mad at people for doing what's common at fast food places across the globe. Someone with life experience would know better.

>> No.15125916

>>15125798
Only a child, a retard, or a retarded child could possibly think "life experience" would somehow make retarded bullshit behavior from dipshit fast food workers more forgivable. You have no life experience, so you're completely mystified as to what effect it might have.

I have life experience, so let me break it down for you - you will deal with retards (even from your already low IQ perspective) your entire life, and it whittles you down, and each year you become less and less forgiving, until one day you take a step back and look at your life, and begin to truly understand just how much these idiots have cost you, simply for living, and you reach your limit.

>> No.15125935

>>15124114

>And yes, I do get angry when these gutter fuck retards ask "anything else", because I always conclude my order with "and that'll be all"

Thinks fast food only caters to them, and not the thousands of retards (including you) they deal with daily deal with daily.
It's idiot proof for the thousands of retard customers who go "I said large drink! That means large everything!". If you honestly think you should be special, holy fuck youre more retarded than the average customer.

>> No.15125938

>>15125935
It doesn't require "catering" to anyone, to follow along with basic English, you mongoloid. If someone says "and that'll be all", and you follow with "anything else?", you aren't catering to a different crowd, you're just dumb as fuck.

>> No.15125942

>>15125935
>"I said large drink! That means large everything!"
Also, this has literally never happened, you're a low brow moron that works at a Wendy's, you aren't even good at that, and the only way you can justify your retard behavior is by making up fantasy scenarios of an exaggerated "dumb customer" caricature, because simply restricting yourself to actual events and actual people and actual behaviors would reveal you for the retarded trash that you are.

>> No.15125951

>>15123417
>Mashed potatoes indicates for gravy

Lmao no it fucking doesn't fatass.

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15125958

>>15125951
>he eats mashed potatoes without gravy
You may be undiagnosed, but you're autistic, and everyone in your life has always known something was off with you.

>> No.15125964

>>15125385
>Be me
How to spot a redditor

>> No.15126069

>>15125958
>He needs cooked animal fat to eat his mashed potatoes

Any mashed potatoes that needs gravy to be good wasn't worth it to begin with.

>> No.15126081

>>15122984
on this doll, show us where wendy allegedly touched you inappropriately

>> No.15126168
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15126168

>>15125273
My ex had a body like this

>> No.15126178

>>15122984
>Another fat autismo slob complaining that getting fast food is too mentally difficult for him to handle.

On this board? Truly shocking.

>> No.15126210

>>15126168
I loved you in The Living Daylights

>> No.15126223

>>15126069
You sound like such an unrefined trash person.

>> No.15126244

>>15126178
How is to mentally difficult for ME? I'm not the one that was given a very clear order by a customer, and still came out confused. A dipshit bending over backwards to defend some low IQ fast food trash for acting like an idiot, because they obviously see themselves in that role, on this board? Truly shocking.

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15126258

Imagine being such a little bitch over being offered a bigger combo at the drive-thru for a fucking Wendy's.

>> No.15126267

>>15126258
Imagine being such a little bitch that you simp for low IQ burger flipping retards that can't parse out simple English.

>> No.15126283

>>15126244
Well, anon, you're the one freaking out over a 2 minute social interaction in a drive-through. I know that these people are trained to upsell and you probably also know this as well. I'm pretty sure your problem isn't even with the employee, it's management. In any case, keep REEEing, fatso.

>> No.15126399

>>15126283
Like these apes pay any attention to training.

>> No.15126428

>>15122984
>getting coke instead of glorious Sprite

>> No.15126441

>>15126428
>when your skin has extra melanin in it

>> No.15126490

>>15126399
What do you do for work, anon?

>> No.15126501

>>15126490
I'm a sandwich artist at Subway.

>> No.15126607

>>15126490
Data science.

>>15126501
You're dumb enough to think this bullshit redditor tactic wouldn't just make you look like more of a butthurt Wendy's incompetent dipshit, so I don't doubt you really do work at Subway. Consider jumping into traffic.

>> No.15126685

>>15126607
Take some anger management classes before you die of a stress induced heart attack

>> No.15127290

>>15126685
This
>>15126607
I have no clue what your trying to prove but in the end the Wendy's employee is less of a bitch for not going to an anonymous image board and ranting and raving about "Dem dirty black" and trying to get specifications. If it bothered you that much why didn't you just say medium meal and large drink. Two words more and this wouldn't have happened at all anon, would it have been that hard for you?

>> No.15127505

>>15127290
I'm not going out of my way to accommodate retards, two words or no. People like you wouldn't understand.

>> No.15127574

>>15122984
Imagine getting triggered at the fact that you have to say 1 more word to a stranger doing their job. You have brain problems.

>> No.15128060

>>15127505
But you got out of bed this morning?

>> No.15128749

>>15127574
Imagine being so stupid, you think failure to understand basic English is someone "doing their job." Nobody has ever been hired to be retarded, it's just something people like you do as a hobby.

>> No.15129378

>>15128749
imagine still seething the day after in your shitty thread where everyone told you that you have mental issues lmao
I can see why you’re still posting on 4chan on thanksgiving instead of enjoying it with loved ones

>> No.15130518

>>15125942
> mfw I work from home and watch tv all day, and I'm just nice to fast food workers
> mfwihnf
It's called basic empathy you faggot. But you're to busy seething about autistic shit.

>> No.15130529

>>15125938
> will that be all?
> yep

Wew lad, that was hard. Fuck, I gotta sit down now.

>> No.15131527

>>15130529
It isn't about being hard, dipshit, you shouldn't hate the stupid things that stupid people do only when they're hard.

>> No.15131535

>>15129378
I had a great thanksgiving, actually. At one point, I asked someone to get me a plate, gave my order, said "and that's it", and they didn't follow up by asking "anything else?", because they aren't retards. I'm sure you can't relate, retard.

>> No.15131538

>>15122984
Imagine being an adult and ordering soda.
Tragic.

>> No.15131541

>>15130518
People have been showing "basic empathy" to them about their retarded bullshit their whole lives, that's why they grew up to work at a Wendy's, and fail to understand basic English. Maybe a little less empathy, and a little more honesty, earlier in life, could have changed their course.

>> No.15131560

>>15131541
>drives home
>order fucked up
>"THESE RETARDS!!!!"
>keeps ordering fastfood
Who is the real dipshit here, famalam?

>> No.15131566

>>15131560
The one who just rolls over and lets a bunch of retards lock him out of an entire food option.

>> No.15131578

>>15131566
>areyawinningson?.jpg
It's you, anon. You are the dipshit here. Act like a raging homo is only going to incentivize them to give you shittier service.

>> No.15131582

>>15131578
>holding retards accountable for being retards is "acting like a raging homo"
You deserve to be gassed.

>> No.15131590

>>15131582
>holding people accountable
Wonder who holds you accountable, seeing as to how you have no fucking sense about human interaction.

>> No.15131597

>>15131590
Nobody needs to hold me accountable, because I'm not out here doing and saying stupid shit like "and what else" two seconds after a person just fucking told me "and that'll be all", but again, you can't relate to that, because you're an absolute mongoloid inbred retard.

>> No.15131602

>>15131597
>Nobody needs to hold me accountable
Ah, there it is. Can't live up to your own standards. Goes rabid at the sight of a mirror.

>> No.15131604

>>15131602
Except I am living up to my own standards, as I already explained. Reading comprehension is hard, huh little guy?

>> No.15131611

>>15131604
You like to go in circles, anon. I got to understand how you think about life, and you, well you probably got nothing because it required functional thought process on your part.

>> No.15131617

>>15131611
>You like to go in circles
Haven't gone in a single circle. Try reading.

>> No.15131640

>>15131617
>Try reading.
Reading is for people who take orders from McFattasses such as yourself. Therefore, I'm not accountable for your puny commands.

>> No.15131642

>>15131640
>implying fast food workers can read
what a joke

>> No.15131661

>>15131642
That wasn't a joke, anon. Can't you read?

>> No.15131666

>>15131661
Yeah, I read your ridiculous statement and correctly identified it as a joke, for example, even if you're such a low brow knuckle dragging retard that you can't understand why the things you mean to be taken seriously, are taken as humor by everyone around you. Go make a frosty for minimum wage, and watch as I take your little receipt survey and claim that you used a racial slur during my order, dumb shit.

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15131687

>>15122984
>large coke
FAT FUCK DETECTED

>> No.15131688

>>15131666
>you can't understand why the things you mean to be taken seriously, are taken as humor by everyone around you
Funny you should say that, my guy. We are hitting levels of irony that shouldn't be possible.

>> No.15131695

>>15131687
>pic
Damn, I'm sad now.

>> No.15131725

>>15131688
What's it like having a 3 inch cock, retard?

>> No.15131739

>>15131725
Good, knowing it's 2 inches bigger than yours.

>> No.15131812

>>15122984
>orders combo and asks for something large
>person bitches because they thought youd understand they also wanted the meal large
okay ill just ask to make sure now since it doesnt take almost any time and now one without a mental illness will care
>orders meal with large drink
>'hey so do you want the fries large as well?'
>'no'
>okay have a great day!
then your braindead ass rolls up
>'hey you want large fries as well'
>'UM AKTUALLLY I WOULDVE ASKED FOR LARGE FRIES IF I WANTED ANY AND FUCK YOU FOR ASKING ME'
>'oh sorry i just wanted to make sure i got your order right the first time'

>> No.15131818

>>15122984
i love threads like this where OP is a complete retard who cant process a normal social interaction and when a giant mass of people tell them thats not how said social interaction works they just start yelling how everyone else in the world doesnt understand when its very obvious that OP just doesnt know how to talk to people or understand them

>> No.15131833

>>15131812
>person bitches because they thought youd understand they also wanted the meal large
Which, again, never happens, because otherwise they wouldn't specify the drink only. You can't justify your retarded behavior without ridiculous, cartoonish, fantasy scenario that only occur in your head, and that's why you'll be making french fries until a cheap machine comes along and puts you in the street. Your wife will suck my asshole for $10, and for another $5 I'll be able to make you watch. And I will.

>> No.15131837

>>15131818
A normal social interaction is someone telling you they want X large, and you not assuming they also want something they never mentioned, because you aren't an inbred with an 85 IQ. Something you yourself can't process or understand.

>> No.15131845

>>15131833
You know if you go to a fast food restaurant regularly you have no room to talk down to someone retard
learn to grill your own goddamn burger

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15131853

>having the mental stability of an 8 year old
>fast food
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8, check your blood pressure before its too l8

>> No.15131871

>>15131833
lmao dumbass, if it didnt happen then people wouldnt feel the need to ask holy shit youre actually this dumb

>> No.15131939

>>15122984
You're either autistic or have anger problems, sort yourself out instead of bitching to us retard.

>> No.15132025

>>15131845
I make enough money to afford the convenience, because I'm not the sort of retard who ends up working at Wendy's, fucking up basic English comprehension.

>> No.15132028

>>15131871
Yeah, because the kind of dumbass that works fast food would NEVER do something without good cause, without thinking it through, right?

Fucking idiot.

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>> No.15132051

>>15122984
>i expect people to read my mind

>> No.15132061

Anyone got that lewd wendy?

>> No.15132063

>>15122984
Cook your own food faggot.
>#3 fatty food please L coke. Medium sized fries. "Gotta watch those calories" lol

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15132067

>This thread is still up

Fucking why? OP is either a fucking seething retard or he's just shit posting (probably both).

>> No.15132087

>>15132067
It's both or he has an anger problem, or bait
>>15132061
Only based post in the thread

>> No.15132115

OP doesnt realize that the average fast food customer is retarded and often needs a little help to get what they want. If the cashier at wendys didnt ask these questions he would have an equally retarded customer to OP bitching about not getting a large fry with the large drink and how the employees are supposed to ask.

>> No.15132358

>>15132115
If you think some retard acting retarded justifies your own retardation, you really are a retard.

>> No.15132597

>>15132063
See >>15132025, and stop repeating yourself.

>> No.15132630

>>15126223
>orders fast food mash + gravy
>calls others unrefined
pot kettle etc.

>> No.15132637

>>15126607
>Data science.
you are the filth of the earth
t. mathfag

>> No.15132638

>>15125273
Literally anyone that thinks this is ugly is either a liar who is afraid of others thinking he has low standards, or an actual closet case.

Also, BK employee here. If you don't specify a size I instantly assume you want medium. I give customers the benefit of the doubt and assume they are intelligent and that they know that not specifying means you want the medium, which is the standard, most ordered size. And if a customer says "that's everything" or it otherwise seems obvious that they don't want anything else I tell them their total. This is common sense, basic shit.

>> No.15132642
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>>15127505
>I'm not going out of my way to accommodate retards,
yet you keep replying :^)

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>>15123133
>People who go to drive throughs don't have valuable time and deserve to have it wasted.

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>2 day old blog thread is still up
Fuck outta here whiny little bitch

>> No.15132656

>>15125273
I want to rub her belly while spooning her

>> No.15132734

>>15132630
who said anything about the mash + gravy being from fast food? retard

>> No.15132737

>>15132637
go do some math at a wendy's, where you belong

>> No.15132811

>>15122984
Lol, did you unleash the venom on that whore? I love going into McDonalds, shitting on the bathroom floor, then going up to the cashier in front of everybody and screaming "Oh my God, someone shit on the floor in the bathroom!"

>> No.15132812

>>15132637
How's that Fields Medal coming?

>> No.15132838

>>15132652
after the thread dies, I'm going to post it again, word for word, and there isn't anything you can do about it except cry, bitch, and die

>> No.15132841

>>15132811
I always fill out the receipt survey, and say that they used some kind of racial or transphobic slur during the service, and that me and my 20,000 twitter followers are appalled.

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>>15132734
>can't follow a simple thread of conversation
more of a ramekin than a pot or kettle i guess

>> No.15132877

I went to a McDonalds yesterday and ordered 3 Big Mac Meals, 24 chicken nuggies and a large Coke. The dumb sheboon behind the counter started pouring another Coke. I asked her what the fuck she thought she was doing
>uh well you get 4 cokes in total
NO. I get ONE coke and 3 OTHER sodas with my Big Mac Meals
>oh i just assumed
Fucking dumb slut, I told her 3 different drinks that I didn't even want to waste her useless bitch time. I took a massive shit on the floor of the toilet, came back and took my order, slammed that on the floor because I assume she spat in it so I spat in her face and ran out laughing like the joker

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>>15132737
i do my math at starbucks and at my university's espresso bar -- wendy's hasn't a very comfy ambiance

>>15132812
shitty, thanks for asking

>> No.15132884

>>15122984
JUST GIMME FOOD
FOOD
>Sir if you co-
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD
FOOD FOOD FOOD
*throws coins everywhere*

>> No.15132898

>>15122984
>>15123032
They spit in your food at every franchise. Mcdonalds, kfc, you name it, someone is pissing in it.

>> No.15132915

>>15132841
Lol, that's pretty based, I gotta remember that one.

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>>15132838
>I'm going to post my passive aggressive thread again
You do that bud while I enjoy some decent food in my comfy bed

>> No.15133008

>>15132953
>eating food in bed

>> No.15133031

>>15133008
It's okay I have a big tray I use to stop any spillage. You never had nice hot soup or something in bed before? It's great and comfy fren

>> No.15133052

>>15131527
you shouldnt hate the stupid things stupid people do in the first place. your blood pressure is already high from all the fast food you eat, how about you try to relax a bit before you have a fucking heart attack over inefficient language?

>> No.15133071

>>15133031
It's disgusting m8

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>>15132877

>> No.15133111

>>15133071
>my bed wont let me have food on her
Why? It's okay if you're careful and not a messy bastard. What if you broke your back and couldn't get out of bed? You'd have to eat in bed then frendo

>> No.15133186

>>15133111
You'd also have to wear a nappy/diaper in that situation. Doesn't make it ok

>> No.15133198

>>15123015
Its generally not safe to assume that people are acting as perfect little logical systems. You could be some retard who wants everything large but only said large drink, how are they supposed to know? Asking for clarification is a good practice to maintain in general when dealing with other people.

>> No.15133204

>>15133186
>Doesn't make it ok
There's nothing unokay about it anyway, just because your bed only likes food from the neighbor with the little hat doesn't mean it aint gravy

>> No.15133220

>>15133198
>thinking he knows anything about basic human interaction
you might be more retarded than he is

>> No.15133233

>>15133111
>my bed wont let me have food on her
>>15133204
>your bed only likes food from the neighbor with the little hat doesn't mean it aint gravy
wtf are you talking about?

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>>15133204
>the neighbor with the little hat

>> No.15133377

>>15123050
Logically there’s no reason to assume that just because you specified the size of one item, we can infer the size of the other. Also you’re fucking stupid because you didn’t specify the number three combo or the number three sandwich with an al a carte Coke. The right answer is to not give you fries and then listen to you scream and wail like a toddler because you want to put down the teenager behind the counter and make yourself feel better. Meanwhile, everyone in line behind you thinks you must have some sort of intellectual handicap and an inability to control your emotions in any real, mature manner.

>> No.15133414

>>15133233
He's been looking at the xrp charts for too long.

>> No.15133452

>>15133198
There is no need to ask for clarification, when I preemptively provided it. All that requires is listening, and an IQ over 85, a requirement that fast food workers, and most of the retards in this thread, are sadly unable to meet.

>> No.15133457

>>15133377
>there’s no reason to assume
There's every reason, and it isn't an assumption. "I felt the need to specify I wanted a large DRINK, and just sort of assumed everything else would be", is fucking stupid, and anyone who suggests that this is how things should be is also fucking stupid.

>> No.15133603

>>15133233
I'm talking about your aversion to bed eating, did you spill food on the bed when child and mom went mad at you? I understand the consequence if that happened to you. I did once and dad made me clean it and then I messed up the washing machine because I put wrong stuff. Point is bed eating is comfy and warm and you missin out senpai. Probably best to get another mattress/mistress