/ck/ - Food & Cooking

But I like pickles in burgers so you are wrong

>>15122183
another tastelet with a bad opinion

>>15122198
>>15122191
>I love the disgusting crunch texture in my juicy soft burger!

>>15122183
try a burger with a few slices of one of these, it may change your mind. if you still don't like pickles on burgers, then fine that isn't your thing.

>>15122212
Yes. Quints confirm.

>>15122217
>No vinegar
What... What the fuck? How is it a pickle?

>>15122223
Yikes

>>15122217
no sugar or vinegar? wtf then it isn't a pickle.

>>15122223
wow how embarrassing

>>15122191
this

>>15122231
>>15122233
it's made with cyanide, special for OP

>>15122233
you can pickle things through lacto-fermentation. It's old fashioned brined pickles.

>>15122217
>BUBBIES

>>15122183
>the pic is not of a tomato tho

>pickle
>ruin
Pick one.

>>15122183
how about I ruin your boipussy for talking trash about based pickles motherfucker

>>15122223
kek you lost to this
>>15122222

>>15122223
If that happened to me, I would've deleted my account.

>>15122183
they ruin the sandwich when they are that thick. I like pickles that are half the height of the one on the left

>>15122212
yes that's correct, it's known as contrast

>>15122974
Grosss

>>15123777
the only being on this earth that uses the word "gross" are underage femoids.

>>15123814
So you’ve never said “gross” in your life?

Had pickled green tomatoes on a burger for the 1st time recently and it was DELISH.

>>15122191
I like pickles but not in the burger. Especially if the meat is thin. I like taking the pickles out of cheap mcdonalds burgers and eating them as a snack on the side. Otherwise i find the pickels mask the taste of the cheese and meat rather than complement it.

>>15122183
*improves your burger*
FTFY

>>15122183
*pulls you aside away from the rest of the board* OP, I'm not fucking letting you get away with this one. No, dude, not this time. You went too fucking far. That is NOT okay. You KNOW I turned myself into a pickle and I am FUCKING sick and tired of you picking fun at me over it. This needs to stop NOW. I don't wanna have this fucking conversation ever again. *sits back down like nothing happened* So anyway, what's your favorite pecan pie recipe?

>>15124149

>>15122212
My burgers are never soft though. What sort of child can't enjoy crispy/crunchy texture?

>>15122217
>Kosher
So where can i get tref dill pickles?

>>15122183
what are these in op's pic? training size pickles?

>>15122183
Your opinion is different than mine thus I have license to call you a faggot

>>15122212
>I need my whole burger to be soft mush for my baby mouth

>>15122183
faggot

>>15124308
;(

>>15122212
Getting angry over texture differences within food is unironically, legitimately, with sincerity, a sign of autism.

>>15122183
Yeah no its fine, can I get some onions too? Extra tomato too.

>>15125403
Literally anything is autism to you fucks.

>>15125403
Nooo i hate long stringy cooked onions in dishes

>>15122347
you talk a lot of shit but if this was real life, I'd beat your ass

>>15122212
>>15122183

ask me how i know you are referring to the disgusting fast food pickles, and not the home made dill kind amerimutt

>>15123814
go outside

>>15123814
have (heterosexual) sex

I've been ordering extra pickles on my burgers these days.
Also on my shawerma.

>>15125768
Obsessed!

>>15122223
Delete your 4chan account

>>15126627
No

faggot.
unbelievable.

>>15125403
There is a video on youtube where a woman has a meltdown over the texture of the pasta or something. Can't find it, but I guess that's what severe autism is like.

>>15122183
Sugar addicted tastelet I presume?

>>15122183
absolute pleb

>>15122212
>soft burger
even fast food places understand that having texture variation in burgers is a good thing

>>15125504
more like you're beating off to my ass you fucking hard dick queer

>>15128771
>>15125504
internet tough guys, watch out everyone

>>15122183
Fuck off you disgusting tastelet faggot

>>15122183
Pickle slices are just piss poor attempts at relish. It's a quick and dirty.

>>15122183
>teleports behind you
>does nothing
heh, nothin personal kid

unacceptably pleb take. yeesh.

>>15122183
Based. No pickles or tomatoes for me. Onions is fine.

>>15128972
This is all correct except onions. Diced white onions is shit for children on your McDonald's hamburger. A sliced red onion is the patrician choice.

I put raw cabbage on my bergs for maximum crunch

Try it

>>15126622
with what, having access to taste buds ?

>>15128972
3 outta 4 ain’t bad, kid. Fuck off with raw cucumber, these ain’t your grannie’s tea sandies

>>15122212
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iwantmyszechuansauce reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15122217
Everyone knows that full sour is the best flavor

>>15122231
You can use any acidic medium for pickling.

>>15123814
I can smell the incel from you

>>15122212
I'm sorry your teeth don't work properly.

>>15128972
>pleb shit: things I don't like
>real shit: things I like
Grow up.

>>15124304
Those are cucumbers you daft monkey

>>15123814
Off to >>>/r9k/ with you. Btw, underaged femoids = best femoids

>>15128914
Relish is just finely chopped pickles

>>15128972
This must be bait

>>15129041
Bruh you aren't supposed to eat those they can tear you intestine

>>15129555
And you fell for it, ya dingus.

>>15129562
>calling out bait is falling for it
Does this bait train have no end?

>>15129540
they are pickles, only sliced along their lenght instead. pickles are made of cucumbers anyway, not sure what you're on about

>>15129557
He never implied that he eats bay leafs. You take the bay leafs out after you're done cooking.

>>15129585
Looks good, mins the onion rings. The bun reminds me of the Dairy Queen bun.

>>15129585
Im saying that they look like they were pickled for 2 days at most. Why even bother pretending you're enjoying a pickle when you'd obviously rather be eatinga cucumber on your sandwich?

>>15128972
Eh... really the only one I agree with is that tomato should be sliced. Pickles are better than non pickled cucumbers. Onion is better fresh on burger. Caramelized are good but for other stuff. And cabbage is preferable to both kinds of lettuce.

>>15128972
Eh... really the only one I agree with is that tomato should be sliced thin. Pickles are better than non pickled cucumbers. Onion is better fresh on burger. Caramelized are good but for other stuff. And cabbage is preferable to both kinds of lettuce.

>>15122183
>dill pickles
>yellow mustard
>healthy 'lil dollop of mayo
>black pepper cracked onto the mayo
>cheeky jalapeno slice or two
the perfect burger. When I'm hungover I'll have this but with a fried egg under the pickles.

>>15129649
oh i see, well they never really tasted any different to me, i know that much.

>>15129693
>well they never really tasted any different to me
My dude get some garlic dills or sour pickles, your eyes will be opened after taking the picklepill

>>15129753
Also forgot to add, if you cut them open and translucent, they're the real deal

>>15125403
i might be autistic because certain textures in food (especially crunchy bits in otherwise soft food) legitimately makes me gag even if it doesn't taste so bad

>>15129763
don't assume autism right away, there are people that have sensory issues that are not autistic.

>>15122183
>t.

>>15122183
4channel is 18+ site, kid.

>>15122183
Fuck off smooth tongue. Pickles are based on science

>>15122183
I put pickle juice in my burger meat before I cook it.

>>15122183
For me to like a pickle on a burger it needs to be
>crunchy, not soggy
>a salty briney pickle, not sweet
>effective coverage, I want to taste it in every bite

Also, mustard, I think a burger needs a good amount of mustard if you want to have pickle on it too

>>15122183
I knew someone who was such a limited not-quite-a-real-person that only had burger meals with water no-ice, fries unsalted no dipping anything, and burger requested as beef patty on bun with nothing else. Similar with any other food.
Sex was even worse, she would wordlessly take me by the hand to her bedroom, strip, lay down spread with her knees at the edge of the bed and put a pillow over her head. Awkward. She worked as an accountant.
Otherwise she seemed like a completely normal person.

>>15130111
Top kek please tell me this isnt a shitpost

>>15130059
I fuck u mom

>>15129543
Pedos get the rope

>>15122183
>not using the superior verision

>>15131054
they alwayss taste like coper

>>15122233
technically a "true" pickle doesn't use vinegar. think they use calcium chloride or some shit. regardless, bubbies brand pickles are literally the best i've ever had.

I like pickles as a concept but if I'm eating a burger I want to taste meat and cheese not some weird vinagery shit that makes you think you're eating a pickle burger

>>15130111
>tfw this got me rock hard

>>15129543
>looking down on incels while being a disgusting pedo yourself
CRINGE

>>15128972
Replace the cukes with banana peppers or pickled jalapenos

>>15131054
angry onions

>>15129673
Absolutely based zoomer.

Let’s kick all the people who don’t like pickles into space. How does it feel to have the palate of a child OP?

Recently I had a sandwich with WAY too much sauce and pickles, which I normally hate, were quite enjoyable. My guess is if you decide to use pickles you need to overpower their taste, otherwise you're not really eating a burger, just pickle flavored bun.

>>15129666
Okay, satan

>>15131054
Based

>>15122212
That's literally what makes a burger good you child.
Do you hate mustard on your burgers because it's spicy too?

>>15128972
Blandest burger known to man.

>>15122183
It’s not that bad if you smother it in Mayo and sriracha

>>15122212
So you hate onions too huh? Manlet or child detected.

>>15122183
Yes it does. Fuck pickle.

Reminder that Ken Domik of KBD Productions doesn’t like pickles on his burgers but is slowly learning to accept them. He’s in his 50s. Don’t be like Ken.

>>15131532
Sounds like a cool name for something.

>>15132975
yeah you could use it to name your son when you and your gay husband decide to have children

>>15122183
Brainlet opinion

>>15125403
would you eat soggy chips captain dipshit?

>>15128972
The fuck are you on about? All of those kinds of cuts from both sides look real tasty.

>>15131471
underaged =/= pedo

>>15122183
those arent tomatoes.
pickles are also shit tier burger toppings

>>15132984
You’re literally my child because I fucked you’re mom who is my wife.

>>15128972
>Preferring minced over sliced

Tastelet detected