/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15117679
/ck/ convinced me to eat deenz even though I am deathly allergic to them
the weekly trips to the ER are worth it though

Someone on /ck/ told me to have sex so I did. I haven't felt good about myself since.

al/ck/ used to make me feel awesome about how much I drink in comparison to them

>>15117679
I’ve never had a gf but I would break up with her if she was a picky eater

>>15117679
I realized that not only is this site shilled hard by industry, but these shills are defended by the site
To be fair, /tv/ helped me learn this too

>>15117739
This so much. al/ck/ literally has made me justfiy my own terrible drinking habits because there are freakshows on here that drink 20 shots of vodka and day and post about their hallucinations/dts whenever they withdraw so i feel better about my 3 shots a night.

>>15117679
/ck/'s aggressive marketing campaign on monsters has given me a crippling energy drink addiction. Can't wait to buy another orange ultra tomorrow

>>15117717
You're allergic to seafood in general?

>>15117747
Listen here son, picky eating alone isn't a deal breaker but its the straw that broke the camel's back. If your girl is a picky eat then that is a symptom of a greater issue she has: she is a retarded baby who can't act like an adult.
If your girl is the type of woman to order fucking caesar salad and chicken tenders at a Mediterannean restaurant, then drop her.

>>15117679
I gave away my son to villagers in Bulgaria because he was gay. He works feeding horses now. Unironically also now put baked beans on my pizza.

>>15117987
wouldn't be hard to cut that down to one

>>15118189
yeah not at all, im pretty happy with my ability to limit myself to 3 shots a night. sometimes i get nicotine cravings badly after i drink at night but i prevent myself.

>>15117679
Poojeet, you didn't really break up with her, right? You're just larping like I was about being convicted of manslaughter, right?

I can't enjoy a simple burger anymore unless it's served in a pink Sesame Street bowl with copious amounts of hard alcohol and a side of Taco Bell.

>>15118212
Nah dude i actually did break up with her. I had a few larps i tried out in that thread here and there but i really did, in fact, have a really immature girlfriend who was making me seethe and my boiling point was starting a /ck/ thread about her.

Once again i thought your anger management daddy issues LARP was fucking hilarious, cheers.

>>15117679
made me realize i'm not the incompetent boob i thought i was

>>15117679
Has made me more vocal about my likes and dislikes about food
I've always had many thoughts only never shared them
Now I'm a expert bullshit artist over half the food I know very little about

>>15118244
I genuinely think it's ridiculous that your chief complaint is that she'd rather eat your standard flyover food than diarrhea swimming in curry sauce. Did she do anything else that was immature? I'm pretty adventurous with food, but I haven't had a single Indian dish that I'd pick over onion rings and the other stuff you complained about. How'd you even do it?
>Honey, I'm sick of you not eating slimy eggplants or whatever, and I just can't do this anymore. It's not me, it's you.

>>15117732
Do it again
Start by sucking dick till it burst a nut daily
You will get used to it

I cook much more often than I did when I started browsing /ck/ a few years ago. I've even used some anons' recipes and techniques that they've mentioned here.

One day, I'm going to make some semolina-quark cake (fridge cooled).

Also, I never took anything here seriously so nothing ever changed me, this is just my favorite board for funposting, threads are often hilarious, and occasionally there's a legit cooking thread, or a thread about the chef's life, and I post my dinners or talk about what it's like to work in the industry and commiserate with fellow chefs, or at least with line cucks, and everyone bullies the occasional fast food workers who tries to post in those threads.

>>15118294
>Pickles and peanut butter

>>15117679
it's for the best anon. i would be humilated if my mom made her a dish with something she doesn't like and didn't eat it. dump her on the spot.

Ck fucks my mom a lot
It's great because that 65 year old post menopausal hag seems to mellow out when she gets her dried up rusty snatch railed by some strange every other thread

>>15118334
Hey, anything to help out a friend and also get some of that sweet, sweet gmilf pussy. Pussy improves with age, like a fine wine, and your mother's is just perfectly brined and fermented.

>>15118396
Dude if you're you're into gamey old meat past the due date, I commend you
At least it keeps her from screaming at me over the phone and sending me nasty emails

>letting anonymous strangers on the armpit of the internet tell you how to live

That is the most pathetic thing I've read on here in many years.

>>15118262
>I genuinely think it's ridiculous that your chief complaint is that she'd rather eat your standard flyover food
>Did she do anything else that was immature?
She was unemployed and slowly getting fat from all the American food she was eating under covid.
Food wasn't the primary reason I broke up with her. Her disgusting Amerifat eating habits was only a smaller symptom of the overall issue of her being a retarded womanchild.
I grew up in the Silicon Valley around mostly Asian-American women and White-American women are far less educated than Asian girls and this is reflected in the average White woman's inability to understand cultured food and eat things other than frozen meals and pizza pies loaded with seed oils and HFCS.
The idea of flyover "cuisine" revolts me and is conducive to creating women who are cankled jabba-the-hut looking ogres. European women are fine. Asian women are fine. African women are fine. But American women are retarded babies with the worst dietary habits in the world. I do not want my partner to have terrible Amerishart lifestyle.
If you think that a nice cultured rice dish of steam-cooked biryani with a variety of spices like caradmom and turmeric and meat that falls off the bone paired with a rich curry that uses nuanced flavors like asafoetida and fenugreek is simply "sloppa", then I'd wager you are an uncultured obese flyover retard as well.

Any woman who sticks to flyover cuisine must be avoided at all costs because they will just turn into lazy middle-American jabba-the-hut obese freaks.

>>15118887
I also want to add that Latina women are the same as White-American women (lets throw in Black women there for good measure). Most American women have "fat kid in a candy store" mentalities when it comes to food.

Literally the only group of women I have interacted with who have a good mentality towards food are yellow women.

>>15118857
what a trip kill

ck made me get a gf and im not even joking

I've grown to hate foreigners even more and I'm not even mad about it.

I knew a woman with a palate of a 3-yr old. Immature in more ways than one.

>>15118294
Blessings if Nurgle upon you anon.

>>15118053
Another way to view life is to rigorously defend unpopular opinions held by people you care about (caesar salad and tendies, etc) while exploring things you’re interested in exploring with no fucks given. This is my life; I cannot fathom giving a shit about my wife’s food cravings and I cannot fathom her giving a fuck about mine. If we disagree too strenuously we just eat separately. I can’t imagine breaking up with someone over petty food craving differences.

>>15117679
Every time i go to Maccas i get a fucking McChicken

>>15120479
i've met some serious picky eaters, the type that don't want any spices or sauce/gravy on their food, i can't imagine someone that really enjoys food living with them

>>15118296
>threads are often hilarious
This is one of the first, and most unexpected, things I noticed when I started lurking here.

I stopped collecting hot sauces and learned how to cook

>>15121059
Any gems in that collection that you're willing to sell, friend? I particularly want an unopened first generation bottle of Vark.

>>15117679
I realized americans are even more retarded.
Euro time /ck/
>how to make perfect croissants
>gimme brownie recepies
>what did you cook today?
>what did you buy for your kitchen
american /ck
>whats your favorite thing on arbys menu
>REEEE FAST FOOD PLACE NO LONGER DOES THING I LIKE
>drink monster energy
>soda discussion

>>15121089
My wife’s son has them now

>>15118189
have sex

>>15120435
Elaborate. How was her palate immature?

>>15121096
Rent free

I met my first and only girfriend on /ck/. It was great while it lasted.

>>15118857
>His mom sends him nasty emails

While I have always cooked my own food ever since moving out, I pretty much only cooked Indian food because my girlfriend was Indian and liked that as well as Middle Eastern food. When I found /ck/ I decided to expand my horizons and started cooking more Western foods.

>>15120479
If you rigorously defend opinions and you still think "no fucks were given" you're just coping for the fact that you have to defend your wife's childish eating habits.

>>15118039
I wonder who this post was sponsored by, but I'm positive it was sponsored by someone

/ck/ taught me a few cooking basics, like what roux is, what to look for in a knife, a few recipes like shakshouka, it's given me the motivation (and some help) to try making more complex pastries like layered cakes, it taught me that you can cook an egg by shooting at it with a rifle, that american cuisine is a figment of americans' imagination, and it's the board with the best sense of humor so it helps me getting away from /a/ which seems to worsen my life in every possible way
>>15120513
also this until they removed the €1 per McChicken coupon from the app

>>15117679
Coffee brewing advice, tea shilling, and some youtube shilling, that's about it

Mostly this board is bad for me because I'm already an extremely negative and cynical person and the culture of this site makes me 10x worse

>>15121414
What kinda indian food did you cook for your girl? I wish my ex woud let me cook an indian meal for her that wasn't just butter chicken with fucking naan

>>15121525
>a few recipes like shakshouka
Omg I love Bingin' With Babish too!

>>15121552

Besides basic stuff like tikka masala, various curries and whatnot lots of different dals, samosa and vindaloos. She was very Westernized, so it wasnt like we exclusively ate Indian food, she really liked Shakshuka and Al-Kabsa, the latter is a really good saffron based Saudi chicken and rice dish.

>>15117732
You should drink lots of vodka to suppress the memories of being ass fucked

>>15121607
>Tfw no gf to cook dal for

>>15117679
I used to have regular sex with a girl who would refuse to eat with her mouth closed. It was pretty awful and I spent the entire time on Tinder failing to find anyone else who would let me smash.

in general learned more about cooking to the point that I feel comfortable doing almost anything in the kitchen even when I've never tried it before

>>15118039
Mosnters are fucking disgusting and loaded with artifical sweeteners or sugar. Grow up and drink coffee or tea like an adult.

>>15118887
How old are you? Just curious not snarky

>>15122386
25. Why?

>>15121096
O B S E S S E D

>>15122398
You sound like an immature faggot thats why

>>15117833
this. they push bk, mcdonald, and Wendy's hard here. It's pathetic.

>>15122418
I am. I'm quite young and learning what I like and dislike in women.

>>15121500
it couldn't be monster, right? That'd be horrible marketing because I will never try it out because it's literal green chemical, like you're drinking Hulk cum or something.
so if monster suffers, who profits? red bull? cola?

>>15121525
>best sense of humor
you must have a shit sense of humor to like permanent shill ads.

>>15122409
t. shill marketeer

>>15117679
/ck/ taught me the glory of based Panettone

I've realized most of you don't cook very much, and that's about it

I appreciate Europosters who can comment on old authentic dishes, and I enjoy the exchanges

>>15118887
I'm a chef and I was trained in Paris, I think I know good food when I see it, and I'm sorry, but butter chicken is the only poojeet food worth a damn.
But good on you for dumping an unemployed fat slob, I really thought you were just pissed because she wouldn't eat your terrible cooking. Obesity and laziness actually are unacceptable traits in a partner.

>>15123051
>I was trained in Paris
>I know good food when I see it
Lol. Guaranteeing my biryani is better than any of the disgusting cheesy snail shit dipped in garlic sauce you ever made in France.

>>15123051
>but butter chicken is the only poojeet food worth a damn
Why do so many obese white people only choose to eat butter chicken and naan?

>>15123064
based sloppa poster

>>15118857
She got a tinder?

>>15123097
While Indian food has poor presentation, the taste is unbeatable. Genuinely the pleb filter of all cuisines.