/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bros i just got 2 cans of oil sardines. What am I in for?
Total sardine noob I got manipulated by regular deenz threads to buy them

>>15110270
You'll grow out of it

>>15110281
Wait, there are sardines generals here? Holy shit, there's one in the catalog right now. I had no idea. Gomen for newfaggotry.

To answer your question: the smell is quite strong and will blast you in the face as soon as you open the can... but they taste better than they smell. They're good on toast or crackers. I've yet to try fisherman's eggs. Apparently some people even eat them straight, but I haven't acquired the taste for that yet.

No one likes sardines

>>15110375
No worries man you're new you don't know. On the subject of sardines I actually bought into the hype and tried them out about a year ago. I won't buy them again but I will say that they had a strange appeal to them, like eating cum.

>>15110392
I do. Sardines are my fast food.

>>15110392
cringe

>>15110270
Tell them to shut the fuck up and make deenz salad and slap that shit in between some bread and love life

I'm pretty sensitive to smell in the kitchen myself so I get your roomies but I also love sardines and other preserved fish, so here's what I do.
Either take the empty can outside or clean it with some dish detergent before putting it into the trash. Also open the can in the sink so you won't have oil residue where you won't immediately notice like on a towel or a somewhere. Of course thoroughly rinse that sink with detergent as well.

>>15110270
Tell them the smell is from all the sex you have.

>>15110270
When you toss the can put it in a tightly-sealed ziplock. That's the easiest measure to take and will go a long way.

>>15110270
just open the window bro

Sardines taste like donkey queefs if you don't use citrus juice, tahini sauce and hot pepper seeds

>>15110856
If I do that they complain about the cold; it's 40 degrees outside right now.

>>15110868
I'll take note of your recommendations, but how do you know what donkey queefs taste like?

>>15110887
dont ask

>>15110270
Keep empty cans in a plastic bag in the freezer. Take out for garbage day.

>>15110270
Sardines don't smell Wtf.

>>15111024
Assert dominance and continue eating the sardines.

>>15110270
Do not do this, my mother snuck an empty can of deenz onto the freezer and I thought I needed a new fridge. The smell will permeate everything.

>>15110270
Just keep eating deenz bro. As the omega fatty acids and optimal nutrition of the deenz infuse your body you will begin to emanate a testosterone drenched miasma of pure masculine pheromones. Establish dominance with this heady concoction of man and sea made one. If they continue to challenge your dominance you will have to make displays to concrete the slab of man meat you're becoming. Eat them shirtless in the living room letting some of the oil drip down your mouth onto your chest. Make a fine puttanesca with them worthy of the meaning of it's name. The smell of sex in the air drawing all to feast with the eyes mouth and body. Dominate them with your dietary supremacy and never look back.

>>15113002
read this in babish's voice

I want to eat deenz but I'm scared shitless. I fishbones and fish smell. is there a way to pussy ease me into eating them?

>>15113059
i can put a deen in my butthole and you can fish it out with your tongue

>>15110281
On toast, on rice, in spaghetti (look up pasta con sarde). I made a really nice sandwich with a lemon-parsley-shallot salad, some spicy sardines, and red pepper spread on a baguette once.

>>15113059
Why do you want to eat them? In any case, get a can of them on oil, then mash them up on toast and top with a bit of worcestershire, hot sauce, and black pepper.

>>15113059
Most of them come without bones. Get some King Oscar ones, you can get the bristling ones that are small to start with. Eat them on a club cracker. They aren't really fishy and are lightly smoked and delicious.

>>15113059
You're scared of sardines, a common and normal food? I'd hate to see you around something that's actually exotic, or even a totally normal but less common meat like cow tongue.

>>15113059
>has never had sloppa wit da deenz