/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15111941
Heres your medal buddy

>>15111953

this is not a medal this is a finger

>>15111960
Huh?

>>15111941
pretty based tbqh

>>15111941
This is a good idea but you seem like the kind of person who would show this to everyone at work, post it on Facebook and show to strangers on in the elevator so that everyone can confirm it is, in fact, a good idea.

>>15111983
cringe

Neat, might have to try this.

>>15111941
wrap it in deli paper first jesus christ

>>15111983
He has a cat confirming you have a valid point

>>15112275
this

>>15111941
I put warm meat in the pringles can and fuck it like a lady.

>>15111941
what do you carry your pringles in though?

>>15112515
based and redpilled

>>15111960
Кoкca пять гpaмм Oн лeтит caм B Укpaинe зaпaх дeнeг B пoлe вышли мaмки

>>15111941
make sure to store it horizontally or your sauces will slide

>>15111941
Test

But why? Trying to hide it?

>>15112991
based skyline chili shitposter

The jew fears the pringle can sandwich smuggler.

>>15111941
Should wrap it in deli paper and change out your can every so often. It's just cardboard, it can get nasty in there after awhile. Don't end up in the hospital based autist

>>15112283
seething dogfucker

>>15111941
This is a good idea

>>15112976
in the sandwhich. duh!

>>15111941
it shall be named the Sub Sheath

>>15111941
Too poor for tupperware, eh?

>>15111941
>he doesn't cut the sandwich in two, put them in a big ziploc bag and suck the air out just before closing the last bit

>>15112275
>>15112490
>not enjoying salt

>>15114976
>Sub Sheath
he should use a large flashlight and call it a Sublight.

>>15111941
Thats some MacGyver shit right there

>>15111941
now you'll look like the guy who eats a sub sandwich and an entire can of pringles for lunch

This is kinda cool desu

but where do you put the pringles now?

>>15115711

not even pringe can autist OP but literally who gives a shit except whiny overeating whale fags like you

>>15111941
merde! patong putain!

>>15115711
Who cares, it's a dude.

>>15115744
Inside the sandwich, of course. Where else?

>>15111941
based, I wish more people did this so that whenever I raid the break room I can make off with an entire sandwich instead of a single chip

>eating enough pringles to have a steady supply of clean sandwich cans

How does the sandwich get out?

>>15114453
Toxoplasmosis bot cope

>>15111941

>>15114453
based catchad

>>15115097
That method sucks.

>>15115780
Just clean the can.

>>15116595
>clean cardboard
retard

>>15116959
maybe you should put a dick in your pringles can, seeing as that's all you eat

>>15111983
>>15112275
what are the odds the cat has some obnoxious faggy name this guy has to drop all the time because he thinks it's really unique and clever?

Ebin

>>15116995
>obsessed with eating dicks

>>15117014
>mentions dick once
>obsessed
really nigga? It sounds like your the one overthinking it.

>>15117035
> first time i swear

>>15117046
>still thinking about it
you see any other posts talking about it? whatever man, keep seeing them where they aren't.

>>15117060
is your point that you're not obsessed with dicks because this whole thread isn't about dicks?

>>15117077
nice short-term memory. I'm referring to your implication that I mention cocks a lot. In reality you just can't stop thinking about them, so you imagine that anytime someone mentions one they've been saying it nonstop because it runs on repeat in your head.

>>15111941

I just posted this to r/lifehacks. Sorry, buddy, but karma is karma.

>>15114453
you will never be a woman, fagboy.

>>15117092
i implied that you *think* about sucking dicks nonstop because you're the only one who brought it up in a thread about eating a sandwich from a cardboard tube

and now you're mad and in denial lmao fag XD

>>15111983
life hack!

>>15115097
why cut it in half?

>>15111960
Why do Polish cows dance?

>>15111941
thats subway isnt it? I can tell by the bread and the way the lettauce was laid out
t. former subway artisan expert

>>15117115
you know what, fuck you, I've got dicks that need sucking.

>>15117005
just turn the burner on, it will burn away the cat hair

>>15117156
So it fits easier in the bag.

Personally love Pringle’s. They are well priced, have a great flavor catalog, and there is NO buying air bullshit. Almost every other chip you are buying at best 2/3rds a bag of actual product. No wasted space or false inflation of value. You get a nice compact casing that leaves nothing to guess work. Also there is a very low broken chip ratio. Just a based snack overall.

>>15118076
There's no "buying air bullshit" with any brand you mongoloid. The bags are inflated with nitrogen for shelf stability and to protect the chips in transit.

>>15118090
Yeah has nothing to do with jacking up perceived value of your product by making the packaging 30-35% larger then then the product contained within. You buy a bag of ice filled only 2/3rd of the way you’d be kinda pissed too.

>>15113981
This.

>>15111953

nice line and I'm going to cop it for my own

>>15115968

that looks just like my Dad's kissing practicing machine
I found it in his dresser and swiped it on or off before a semi-Prom
man I was a kisser that night
Thanks Pap!

>>15111941
"properly" implies this is your usual method
How do you keep it clean? It seems the cardboard wouldn't do well after getting wet. Either by the sandwiches' juices or your cleaning.
Or do you use a new tube each time? which implies a shameful a 1:1 consumption ratio of sandwiches to cans of pringles

>>15118113
Yes, because people are totally fooled by that after the first one and it's totally a great idea to alienate customers by making them feel screwed over. Brilliant business plan.

That's one of the things that puzzles me about people who claim businesses are evil and obsessed with profit, why don't you actually believe that they're motivated by profit? There's one round of profit if you are correct about the air, then bam, that's it. Cost of doing it will exceed expected profits extremely quickly especially when another company can cut out those additional expenses while claiming to be different from the evil air baggers.

Trust that greed is actually greed.

>>15117035
Your eating dick shaped sandwiches, out lf a dick shaped container while accusing others of eating dicks. Who is pulling the strings around here?

>>15118113
>buying ice

>>15111941
how does the sandwich get in without breaking the eggs?

>>15117077

>>15117158
they dance for tips so they can buy cocaine

>>15117109
retard
who the fuck would ever want to be a woman
>thinking fags and tranniea are the same thing
damn you were retarded before but you're even worse now

>>15115744
Sandwich bag

>>15111941
when i stop by to take a few pringles and realize there are none in the can i will do that thing where i smack the can in half to pop the lid off and shoot it into a dark corner of the room which will also crush your sandwich at the same time. that's what you get for not sharing your pringles bi*ch