/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Racism outside of /b/

>>15106529
Brine and spatchcock. Good luck finding a turkey and having it thawed and prepped in three days, though.

Reeducation would imply there was education to begin with. Stop applying your white concept of education to stone aged societies.

Also, it's easy, you're overcooking your bird. Pink coloration is not undercooked, temperature matters only. If you get discolored fluid, it could be from the bones. No need to panic. Also to hasten this whole thing, feel free to dislocate or break them at the joint. Yes it helps.

>>15106580
Huge bowl. Cool running water. You can thaw a whole bird in less than a day. You could also sterilize a sink and do it but I fucking hate sinks because of fear of whats in the traps even if I don't think it will come up.

>>15106565
is a stupid rule? I agree. We also have a rule against trolling. On 4chan.

>>15106565
Eat my ass nigger

>>15106529
If you’ve brined your turkey correctly, and you don’t overcook it, you really shouldn’t end up with dry turkey

>>15106565
>Native Savages
>racist
Nonsense, there have been native savages just about everywhere that Western Europeans have settled.
America
Australia
India
China
Middle East
Eastern Europe

Race is hardly a factor

>>15106565
Brb, reporting every thread on /pol/ for racism lmao

>>15106603
>Also to hasten this whole thing, feel free to dislocate or break them at the joint. Yes it helps

BASTE

>>15106529
They are literally all alcoholics who just whine

They don't ever show up to court (4 years of constant attempts) to stop the pipeline from coming in to the point where all levels said they clearly must not even care then suddenly it happens and they pour into the highways to protest and cry

Should've all been genocided. Andrew Jackson was too easy on them. Now we have hooka parades throughout Montana to celebrate their 'culture'
They were never united and tribes would routinely rape and enslave eachother btw. Large name tribes only shared the name

>>15106603
>Huge bowl. Cool running water
I was going to say that to the guy in the, "how to defrost ground beef" thread, but I don't reply to "is coffee good for you" posters. I was assuming OP is an idiot, and doesn't have a big enough bowl/sink to thaw a turkey that way. I work with a guy who keeps putting 50 pound bags of sub-primals and chickens in the veg sink full of cold water to "get it thawing". I keep telling him that it's not doing anything if the water isn't running, but some people are just stupid.

>>15106529
No racists on 4chan!

>>15106701
>I was assuming OP is an idiot, and doesn't have a big enough bowl/sink to thaw a turkey that way. I work with a guy who keeps putting 50 pound bags of sub-primals and chickens in the veg sink full of cold water to "get it thawing". I keep telling him that it's not doing anything if the water isn't running, but some people are just stupid.
The fact that it's running above freezing but below danger zone water over something is great. It thaws shit so fast and helps keep the meat relatively cool with less bacteria being developed on the surface as it's perpetually being rinsed.

I don't like doing it to ground beef unless I'm 250% sure that shit is sealed. Water ruins ground meat. And fuck doing it to any fish that won't hold up to deep-frying or grilling.

>>15106750
>fuck doing it to any fish that won't hold up to deep-frying or grilling
Yeah, I occasionally have to do it with salmon and it completely ruins the texture. Good Eats did half an episode on it.

>>15106701
>and doesn't have a big enough bowl/sink to thaw a turkey that way.
Bathtub

>>15106759
Fuck that. The place that I was proudest to work at would either schedule me around, or call me in, when they would get salmon in. They would only freeze it after it had been cleaned. I didn't have to do much, it was usually just 2-3 large cases of sides and they didn't like seeing waste, pinbones, uneven looking fillets, roughed up surfaces, etc. I could pound them out in no time at all, get some paperwork done, and see what else was needed to complete a 4 hour shift; or try to find a reason to be for 8.

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>>15106641
Why did you grow up wrong?

>>15106837
wrong ways to grow up implies nurture makes more of a difference than nature

so I guess being gay really is due to grooming

>>15106808
It's the same where I work, but we individually wrap and freeze them when the order comes in, and usually pull however many we think we'll need from the freezer and move it to the walk-in the day before we need it, and then the next morning go over it for pin bones, clean it up, and portion it for use. Just occasionally we sell a ton of salmon and have to get some thawing in the middle of a busy Friday or whatever. Every other place I've worked has been a lot more predictable, and this place is on the smaller side. We usually have 25-30 portions of salmon on a given night, but other things we'll only prep 8 or 10, and then we'll get a random table that orders 5 of one of those things and all of a sudden (when we've been selling 1 or 2 a day for the past week) and we're scrambling to prep more in the middle of the rush.

>>15106529
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>>15106668
t. white incels angry that natives have way more culture than them.

how's that consooomer culture going for you?

>>15106860
>how's that consooomer culture going for you?
How's speaking English going for you?

what i do with turkey (for christmas as i am bong) is separate the crown from the legs. then you can braise the legs on the stovetop and cook the crown gently in a low oven, take them both out to rest and blast them in a hot oven for twenty minutes before serving to make them crisp. it still looks good but white and dark meat are both cooked correctly unlike in a normal whole roast.

if you want to be really baller you could take the bones out of the legs, stuff and tie them so you get these ball-shaped sliceable things.

>>15106865
don't you have a European pow wow to attend, Oh wait... that's right.
never mind.

>>15106877
we call them rallies and we don't do that on church day

>>15106860
go back to huffing gas we trying to cook turkey here.
at least be grateful we brought you civilization

>>15106889
I don't huff gas like you do every morning under the blanket.
And technology does not equate to civilization.

>>15106565
>going to /b/
>any moment in time after 2010

Pick none.

>>15106885
Such a good headstart but still got btfod by mediocre cartoon animation

>>15106580
God damn I want to butterfly my bird this year, but my mother in law threw a fit when I even suggested not cooking the stuffing inside the Turkey.

>>15107158
Ever since Japan sold its soul to Korea, it's now about whoever throws the most amount of cash at a project. American projects look better sometimes, but they're made in the same damned place. But you can't talk about it in /a/ or /co/ because apparently two places at the same time paradox.

>>15106860
Whites in Anglo countries are basically cultureless consoomer niggers. They make east europeans look like intellectuals.

>>15106668
>They are literally all alcoholics who just whine

>>15106529
Brine the turkey first
While cooking it (other than in a fryer of course) take the time to baste it in it's own juices.
If you're oven baking then cook it breast side down. If you want that classic tan and crispy skin on the breast side then when you're done switch the over to broil and flip the turkey and broil it for a few minutes. Optionally you can rub some butter on it before the broil.

>>15106860
If you "culture" you mean shitty casinos and rampant alcoholism, then sure.

>>15106529
hijacking this to ask: How much meat is on a 15 lb turkey (frozen)? I bought one to eat by myself and then I'll have the leftovers. How much meat do I get out of it?

also any beginner tips for somebody who's making a turkey for the first time?

>>15107317
sounds like the typical cope phrases for not having an actual argument.
those shitty casinos are ment for you white boy.
and there's way more boozaholic white people than natives.

>>15107428
saying the native population doesnt have an alcohol problem is not an actual argument, go fry some bread and slam some vokda tonto, the war was lost long ago

>>15106860
>Provides nothing of value, post essentially says nothing except he is angry

can you guys just be thankful to those poor Indians letting us make this country great

>>15107428
>and there's way more boozaholic white people than natives.
Nice try Tanto, or are you trying to cook the books by not using per capita because you have a smaller population?
https://americanaddictioncenters.org/alcoholism-treatment/native-americans

>>15107170
Punch her when no one is around