/ck/ - Food & Cooking

because you are eating a big pile of oil

they literally cook everything in a big pile of oil in a wok

>>15103561
that my friend is why I'm considering cooking my own chinese food, even the "good" (not expenssive but they managed to serve me right once, not the next time) restaurants serve you a messy pile of oil

because you order the oily fat fuck dishes

>>15103671
even the rice was oily, white rice

>>15103675
you order from shitty fat fuck places

>>15103680
the first time it wasn't so, but the second time arround it was

>>15103680
what's a "shitty fat fuck place"?

>>15103561
>America Chinese thread again
disgusting desu

Why not eat good western food instead of terrible Chinese food?
Even better, learn how to actually cook Chinese

because if chinese food is not a big pile of oil then its boiled meat which is way worse

>>15103707
>learn how to actually cook Chinese
how

>>15103703
A restaurant

>>15103592

thats what chinkese food is you doublenigger

>>15103792
well I've had chinese food that was good and just oily to a decent point, and I have some super oily

>>15103714
Go outside and eat the first animal you catch

>>15103895
xD epic, uboated

>>15103561
Shit cooks probably. It's inevitable that something will stick to the bottom of the wok and when that happens, retards add more oil. What you should actually do is add a touch of water, it absorbs into the stuck bits, detaches them, then quickly evaporates.

>>15103714
use Gutter oil.
Oil gives it it's taste.

>>15104099
>fuck I'm so mad at chinese people cause somebody keeps posting all those chinese rekt webms on /pol/ now they live in my mind rent free
typical newfaggot

>>15103895

Seriously why is dog meat illegal in most western countries? It looks tasty as fuck!

https://thoughtcatalog.com/mark-wiens/2013/07/what-does-dog-and-cat-meat-taste-like/

>>15104260
Because we're not barbarians

>>15103561
why do i feel like i'm just eating a big pile of olive oil whenever i get french or italian food?

>>15104260
It's really not tasty. When I was stationed in Korea I bribed some old, grandpa taxi driver to take me to a dog restaurant (no, you won't find one on your own, they are hole-in-the-walls in back alleys) and had a dog soup. It would have been much better with chicken, pork, fish, beef, hell any meat. It was telling that the only customers other than me were impotent old men hoping to get one more erection from it. The waitresses all pitied me thinking I was an impotent young man.

>>15104264
>it is barbaric to eat dog

Ofc the western furfags thinks eating dog is barbaric. He wants people to fuck dogs like him, instead of eating them.

>>15104306
Sounds shady as fuck. Since it was in a back alley, probably not meeting hygienic standards.

>>15104366
Sorry, Kim Yung Guk, you'll still never have another erection even if you eat dog every day.

>>15104366
>implying the east isn't filled with furfags
They're more normalized thanks to your pagan culture too

>>15104306
>When I was stationed in Korea

funny that. When I was stationed in Korea, I fucked alot of koreans. Both whores and the free range koreans.

>>15104397
Nobody cares

>>15104389
Sorry James Gayjinson, beastiality is haram. It is time for you to face allah's judgment!

Inshalla!

>>15104366
>Furries
>Bestiality
All OP are F
Some F are B
So, All OP are B
Nice invalid argument, dumbass.

>>15104391
>anime girls with fox tail and cat ears is the same as this

Yeah, no fred furryson!

>>15104401
The care bears care about my amorous adventures.

>>15103561
chinese/mongolian restaurant food is always using too much oil. better to just make it at home. don't let capitalism affect how you perceive other people's foods.

>>15104089
>describing how to deglaze on /ck/
what is this clown world

>>15104454
Until the people who use this board to discuss their favourite fast food restaurants go away I will continue to assume everyone except me is stupid

>>15103703
places that serve oily steamed rice

>>15104418
>Furries: no we don't want to fuck animals, we just like the aesthetic!
>proceeds to make yiff art

Right...

>>15104436
Hnnnnnnggggg!

You cant cook chinese food at home unless you have a jet engine in your kitchen

>oil
>pile

idiots
also the oil is the reason why it states so good (+MSG)

>>15104463
People like you make this board a better place. I'm one of those retards.

>>15104436
cope

I hate when Chinese food all tastes like fish oil

>>15104688
Yeah cope more Hans

>>15104702
seethe
enjoy eating more of our exported western culture stupid chinaman :)

Clam your soy tiddies Hans Krautson. You won't be able to enjoy Mario and soy otherwise.

>>15104723
I can keep going all day, Zhang.

>>15104701
Fish sauce is the devil's work. I ordered a prawn & noodle soup for a starter at a hotel a few years back and I could taste nothing else.

>>15103561
It's not chinese or Mongolian food. They don't eat that shit. It's American food served up by greasy yangs. Sushi is the closest thing to authentic Asian you can get outside of cities, usually.

>>15104723
>Yeah let's take one of me looking too excited
>Oh that's a good idea, haha
>Alright, thanks man. :)
>No problem man, let's go suck each other's cocks now

More than likely this is actually how it went and ya'll just project fantasies of a soyboy character onto this expression because you have low self-esteem and need to feel good about yourself. Sad!

>>15104725
Animu will prevail over furfag any day. Western degeneracy will be push out of the east.

Weeaboos will be the future for the west Hans!

>>15104723
You still believing idiotic /fit/fags?

>>15104749
Should have thought more about it before putting your shit on the internet Jeff.

>>15103561
I stopped getting chinese food when it dawned on me that I almost never felt "good" after eating it. I always feel like shit.

>>15104770
Please don't, I have a family