/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15100544
>Can this idea work around niggers
What kind of obvious question is this

>>15100544
>Wanting to buy soggy chicken that's been sitting for hours.

>>15100544
no, black people

>>15100544
>without human interaction
>but you still have to touch dirty handles that everyone else touches

>>15100549
>first post mentions niggers
thank you seekay, never change

It's reassuring that even on a liberal board like /ck/ we still know the reason why this wouldn't work in America

>>15100544

>>15100544
Only in very few cities or parts of cities. I wouldn't say it'd work in a widespread sense. Most people here aren't in walking areas or have good public transportation.

>>15100544
Whats stopping me from buying a tiny burg and getting everything inside?

>>15100544
>>>/pol/292283986

>File: 1606005931874.jpg (170 KB, 1080x1150)
>https://is2.4chan.org/pol/1606005931874.jpg

>>15100598
honor and integrity :)

>>15100544
This also wouldn't work in 99% of China. Their base population is nothing but retards who steal anything that isn't nailed down.
>when you're going to be the next world superpower, but your government has to use facial recognition software to prevent you from stealing toilet paper in public bathrooms

>>15100635
>your social credit score is too low
>no toilet paper for you

>>15100668
>lose further social credit points for poor hygiene and smelling like shit
>get sent for organ harvesting

this works in shanghai because of their strong governmental social safety-net and the massive steps they have taken to eliminate poverty.

in america, the complete deterioration of the welfare state and looting of social securities by private interests has created an exploited underclass who struggle to survive, working for unsustainable wages. This creates an environment where an autonomous food cart is not just "a convenient way to get some food" but in fact represents a food secure future in an otherwise extremely uncertain landsccape. All you have to do is take all the food.

So no, in the dystopia that america has created such an idea could not work

>>15100635
It won't work since they all look the same

>>15100774
They unironically had problems with the system when they first used it. People were getting denied toilet paper because they looked too much like the previous person.

>>15100751
You've never been to Shanghai, have you? It's easily one of China's worst urban shitholes. It somehow manages to make Chengdu look fucking nice.

>>15100751
>Everywhere in america is underclass
Have you even been to the country

>Vending machines don't exist in America
Also this would be disgusting, unfresh chicken that's stayed there for hours

>>15100814
that famous american literacy at work

>>15100877
Ok, why are you implying "America" is one entity and it would not vary depending on location in your dumbass comment

>>15100549
same way this wouldn't

>>15100565
as opposed to how it is at a normal kfc?

>get your hand burned by the heating element inside
>sue KFC for 5 million dollars

remember the woman who sued mcdonalds because she burned herself on hot coffee?

>>15100544
Literally the first thing I thought was that someone would steal all of the chicken after the door opens.

The solution to this hooliganism is easy; just copy what the japanese do and make children clean the schools all the way until college. Even the US military follows this philosophy, for fucks sakes.

>>15100947
Uh what are you some kind of fascist?

>>15100917
We have this some places

>>15100931
she was very old
she spilled it on cotton sweatpants while sitting and buckled in, so the burning liquid remained against her skin
BUT MAINLY
coffee was so stupildy hot she had fuckin third degree burns on her pussy area and had skin grafts necessary

so yeah it wasn't some joke "retard woman spills some coffee"
it was very bad

>>15100931
That was a disinformation campaign by McDonalds. The woman ended up getting severe burns on her legs that required skin grafts and left her disabled for two years. There is no reason for coffee to be so hot as to disable someone for two goddamn years. She didn't even want to sue McDonald's at first but her medical bills were so high that she didn't have much choice.

McDonalds tried to fuck her every single step of the way (I think they initially offered her $800 when she had well over $10k in medical bills. The fact that they offered her anything shows that they knew that they were in the wrong), which is why she ended up getting such a huge payout in the end. It was so much of a shitshow for McDonalds that they ended up running a disinformation campaign to hide the truth behind the case.

>>15100954
What's wrong with fascism?

>>15100994
>>15100989
the coffee was that hot because people desired their coffee to still be warm after driving to their office.

she actually held the cup in her groin, between her legs, and she was wearing pants that soak up liquid easily.
none of this is mcdonald's fault, millions of people get their coffee everyday without issue. If only she had the common sense to use the CUP HOLDER or opened her coffee on a solid non moving surface like the trunk of her car.

China is the only country moving towards utopia.

>>15100994
Actually now that I think about it, this was the first actually instance of fake news that I could remember. The idea of this being a frivolous lawsuit was spread by the entertainment industry. Entertainers such as comedians and talk show hosts were pushing that narrative hard, and they were obviously doing so because McDonald's paid them to. Hell, even politicians were in on it. If this old ass McDonalds coffee case myth still persists, imagine what other paid for shit is influencing the opinions of Americans. America truly is for corporations and the rich people in charge of those corporations.

/pol/ threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 and >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15100544

>>15101030
Fucking female skeletor

>>15100994
>There is no reason for coffee to be so hot as to disable someone for two goddamn years
stop spreading fud

the coffee was served cooler than it is when you pour it into your cup at home. she was old, with old people skin, was holding the cup in a dangerous manner and made a mistake.

the fact a jury returned for her in any case was a mistake, and the final payout, even after being reduced by a huge amount was a black mark on tort history in america

>>15100989
It was some retard, what retard keeps hot liquid between their legs?

>>15101025
>be serving burning cofee that can chew through your skin in 3 seconds
>huh guys its just for people who want to drink it in their office 50 miles away

>this wasn't the first time someone got burned and McD gave them the finger in compensation

McD had it coming, fucking shill

>>15100994
>be oldass boomer with shaking hands
>use your vagina as a cup holder
>blame other people

>>15101038
this thread breaks none of those rules, it is food related
maybe read up global rule 7 while you are at it, newfag.
> Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>15100544
if I get hit by one do I get free chicken?

>>15101038
dumbass
which part of KFC isnt food related

>>15101055
>>15101049
>>15101046
>>15101025
>$5 has been deposited into your McBux account

>>15101038
nobody is talking about /pol/ here

go back to redd*t

>>15101055
>>15101070
>>15101081
Don't play dumb. You know full fucking well that OP is trying to start a shitstorm as pointed out here >>15100607
Furthermore, this exact same thread has been deleted in the past.
>>/ck/thread/S15080245
It must be deleted in the present and future for the greater good of this board.

>>15101133
4chan is /pol/

if you are not /pol/ you are r*ddit and need to leave

>>15101133
>lets nuke every thread thats remotely interesting
>crying for even more censorship
>blatantly breaking global rule 7

you are making it worse by not staying on topic
talk about KFC or stfu

>>15100544
sure

>>15101133
that thread was archived and not deleted.
tourists like you need to go

>>15100989
>>15100994
Oh hey let me fix myself a cup of scalding hot coffee by setting it in my crotch and taking the lid off.

What you get when you don't drink it black, folks. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>15101133
>OP's subject is literally about fast food and automation, zero mention of politics
>HEY HEY THIS IS /POL/ reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15101030
being under 5'10 is SUFFERING lads.

>>15101186
I would posit being over 6' is suffering as well.

Also having wide shoulders is pain.

>Hit head on basement ceiling
>smash shoulders into bathroom door frame
>hit temple on A column of jap compact
>have to kneel or hide in back during group photos

>>15101038
>>15101133
Yo. >>15100607 here. Just felt the need to point out this was a lazy crossboard repost. Can't really comment on the /pol/ boogeyman or boogeymen seeing as I wouldn't have been able to notice the repost if I didn't browse /pol/.
I don't hold anything against that particular board as much as I just don't like seeing the same threads spammed everywhere for "upvote methadone".

>>15100544
No, I hate fried chicken.

>>15101204
nobody would have cared if you didnt bring it up
this is actually far more of a /ck/ topic than a /pol/ one
thanks for activating the one autist ITT, its all your fault

>>15101197
6'9" here. Worst part is I work construction and the hardhat must add another 4 inches. Safety officers hate me for constantly taking off my hardhat. Had a carpenterbro make fun of me for instinctively ducking through a 7' doorway.

>>15101216
Sorry. That being said, I still hate reposts.

>>15100751
>massive steps they have taken to eliminate poverty.
Someone's gotta build all those fucking tunnels.
>tfw we'll never know how many chicks are buried under China

>>15100598
Hopefully your skin color.

>Getting KFC

Never mind.

>>15100635
If I had to use that and it didn't give me enough to clean my ass, I would just wipe diarrhea all over it

>>15100917
>liquor shop
>only sells beer

>>15101025
From what I remember the coffee was so hot, because running the machine so hot meant you had to clean it less.

>>15101405
It supposedly gives you about two feet of shitty single-ply, which in my experience is the equivalent of a couple sheets of actual toilet paper.

I don't really get it. My local Costco had to get rid of the diced onions dispenser because Chinese were showing up with fucking tupperware containers to collect their "free onions". My favourite cafe stopped providing metal cutlery because Chinese were fucking pocketing the shit before they left. What the fuck is up with those assbackwards shits?

>>15100635
I visited China and some bathrooms didn't even have tp, so I always brought my own. And this was in Beijing, not some bumfuck town either.

>>15100582
dude i could so order chicken twice and rollerblade all behind that where i need to go...is that what your talking about.. or is it the riggers , election riggers

>>15100572
Not everything is about coronavirus

>>15100567
never change, 4chan

>>15100897
One country one people

>>15101491
>diced onion dispenser
Excuse me?

>>15101637
He's legit not wrong.

>>15101435
there's some alcoholic soda and cup sake in there tho

>>15100544
No the niggers would steal from it

>>15101074
>$5 per post
Holy shit, 'Cret 'Vark is only giving me 75 cents.

>>15101537
I did the same. Did some work for a Chinese TV company and I always had to go ask the director for some.

>>15101649
This shit where the label was almost always backwards.
THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU.

>>15100917
too many blacks for this to work in the "civilized" world

>>15101764
Oh man, that reminds me.
Anyone remember that thread we had where OP had some vegetable slicer he couldn't get to work? It was hilarious.
Couple years ago maybe?

>>15101764
>locked because someone was stealing handfuls of diced onion

>>15100544
What if someone reprogrammed the KFC cars to attack African Americans, then equipped the cars with cannons and sent them into Chicago?

It represents a serious security risk to PoC (people of colour).

>>15100544
Joggers would destroy them.
wh*tes would pay once and take everything

>>15100989
Still her own fault for being retarded.

>>15101764
>>15101808
>permanently removed because the wagies couldn't vault over the counter fast enough to discourage chinks from filling a garbage bag full of onions

>>15100544
They would get raided hard

>>15100544
>>15102029
>>15101944
>be me
>walking home from work, feeling hungry
>see a KFC auto-car coming towards me
>start to take out my wallet when I stop
>something's wrong
>a side mirror is dented in, the lights are flickering on and off, and the frame's shaking side to side a little
>car crashes into a streetlight and stops, steam rising from it
>i approach the car out of sheer morbid curiosity
>the window is completely broken, but that's not quite what's wrong
>there are chicken bones and empty containers inside the car, but no chicken
>AYYOOOOOOOO SHIEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NIGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA
>it's the last thing I hear before a pack of six pavement apes jump out of the car, with broken glass, gravy sauce, and chicken bones still stuck to their revoltingly dark skin and nappy hair
>I attempt to defend myself but I'm no match against the primates' natural hunting implements of Hi-Points held sideways
>the last thing I see in the world is a nigger pawing my body to find my wallet, before bounding off and following his predatory instincts, disappearing into the night in search of his natural prey : more fried chicken, purple drank, and morbidly obese white women

>>15101637
Don't be a fucking retard there's a ton of shit that works in china korea and japan that would never work in the west. Niggers are fucking subhuman.

>>15102244
>writing out your cuck snuff film fantasies
Yikes

>>15102294
Keep clapping at your fantasy. China is still the muttiest place on Earth.

>>15102324
lol this level of cope

>>15100544
Why is China so ahead of the US?

>>15100598
Ancestors watching over your shoulder

>>15100544
>can this idea work in america?

As many people have already pointed out such a concept can only work in a society in which the vast majority of the population have the capacity and inclination to act responsibly.

The United States has an entire underclass of people that look and act like apes so every institution has to be designed with these people in mind, because it is the only way to minimize the damage they inflict upon society.