/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cinammon in a chili? what the FUCK are you doing.

>>15100438
Its Skyline chili, bud. You'll just have to trust me on this one.

>apple cider vinegar

That's a new one

>>15100429
>letting your wife browse 4chan
NGMI

>>15100429
An hour later and you still havent delivered

The recipe calls for boiling the ground beef in the soup base but that's a level of savagery I refuse to stoop to. We will be browning it first.

>>15100429
no cat/10

>>15100537
>Boiling
Does Ohio really?

The spice mixture for Skyline chili is a mixture of all this. Its an abomination

>>15100537
>boiling the ground beef in the soup base
wtf Ohio, please secede and join Canada

Beef is browned. In goes 5 cups of water, can of tomato paste, the spice mixture, the chocolate, and 2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar.

I wish I could tell you my kitchen smelled good. It doesnt.

Now just gotta simmer this sloppa down a bit before I get some spaghetti boiling

>>15100555
then they just got lucky with the combination out of blessed clumsiness.

>>15100595
holy fuck me christ that looks disgusting

Post an update - is it simmered down enough?

>>15100642
Buddy it smells like beef and cinnamon and chocolate and cloves in here. Its awful and good at the same time. I agree that this chili is an abomination, I'm doing this because of memes really

>>15100673
No, I think it may take about an hour. Hang tight. I will be posting pics of the final pile of sloppa with noodles and cheese

>>15100555
Ahahaha what the fuck

>>15100545
No it an Appalachia thing. Cincinnati is basically kentucky

>>15100595
Ahahaha wow

Good job op, this looks horrible

>>15100696
Welcome based Strawman.

>>15100712
>Appalachia
Don’t pass off your backwards shit on us. We survive on pinto beans, cornbread and chow chow you cinnamon spiced twat

Can't wait. My buddy outside Cleveland said it is popular, but crap-terrible

I've tasted the slop for seasoning or.... whatever. Its fucking odd. The memes were right. Its sweet and cinnamony. I don't know how this is supposed to go with noodles and cheese.

>>15100744
toss it in the garbage and pretend you never tried to make this, don't disappoint yourself by tasting it

>>15100728
The not browning the beef and cooking it in the sauce so it breaks into tiny tiny pieces is so West Virginia/Kentucky

>>15100744
See it through to the end, OP. You owe it to us.

>>15100781
city slicker lies, West Virginians know to brown the beef in some Crisco shortening before doing anything else with the recipe

>>15100792
West Virginians probably brown it in motor oil or some other ass backward yokel thing.

>>15100792
>>15100801
OP here. Funnily enough, I grew up in Southern WV. I live in Washington now but I never had Skyline when I lived there.

>>15100460
I'm glad you stuck around, bestfriend.

Slop is beginning to thicken boys. We're getting there.

>>15100801
>motor oil
we save used motor oil for staining and preserving lumber, Crisco is for cooking
>>15100809
In WV this dish would have been called chili-mac, not made with spaghetti, and cinnamon and chocolate are for desert you godless heathen

>>15100792
I am from Ohio my dad was from West Virginia. My aunt's West Virginia. Church recipe book has chilli with no browning. It specifically says to ad the meat uncooked and bring to simmer.

Will follow until dinner is ready

>>15100837
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>15100837
in WV there's a difference between chili for hot dogs sauce and chili for dinner
You would know that if what you're saying is true

>>15100837
Yeah. Recipe I'm following said the same. I couldn't bring myself to do it

>>15100851
It has an interesting texture. So soft.

>>15100537
>>15100595
The meat will be dry and crumbly and will be noticeably "outcast" from the sauce. Trust me. I'm a tri-stater born and raised and I've cooked this meal at home probably 200 times and made that mistake a few times before I stopped doing it. You should also be grating the cheese yourself. It's the difference between a passable bowl and a tasty bowl.

>>15100854
Yeah it does say hot dog chilli. Hmmm. Maybe. We never ate chilli for anything but hot dogs when we visited. It is the best hot dog sauce.

>>15100869
that Appalachian hot dog sauce is the best thing that ever happened to a weiner
chili for dinner in WV has nicely browned, somewhat large chunks of ground beef, kidney beans, bell peppers, chunky tomato sauce and then whatever your little blessed heart desires

>>15100862
Potato masher to the rescue

>>15100562
not even we want ohio

most of you niggers complaining about boiling the ground beef probably also end up boiling instead of browning with how much water is in the meat

>>15100881
Yeah I agree that's legit best hot dog sauce ever. I bought a WV church cookbook just for that.

>>15100683
It's the only reason to do anything in life. Hope you and your gf like it.

>>15100886
You cook it down until the water evaporates & it gets properly brown in its own fat. You're not going to brown it enough before the water starts coming out.

Potato masher broke up the meat pretty well. Gentlemen, were in the home stretch

Oh hell yeah boys look at this sweet slop. Time to get some noodles going

>>15100933
Forgot pic

Don't scorch it

>>15100882
Yeah, I've done that before. The masher didn't have the effect that you imagined it would, did it? I'm not lying when I say I've made this dish hundreds of times and I've figured out all of the quirks throughout a decade of rigorous trial and error. It's one of my favorite meals. Listen, you need to bring that pot to a boil. Not a full boil where the liquid is jumping out of the pot, but a low boil where there's a bunch of small bubbles on the surface. If you don't do this right now then all is lost. You said 5 cups of water, that's one batch. Let it boil for 30 minutes, then bring the heat to low.

>>15100979
Dude I'm not taking making this slop that seriously. Its close enough.

Pasta is on gents, chili is sitting ready. About to chop onions. We're almost there

>>15100993
get that cheese shredded and up to room temp

>>15100901
>I bought a WV church cookbook
Jesus loves you for this. Hopefully it has a jello salad recipe

>>15101002
>Jello salad
More than one version I think even. Also multiple peach peach recipes. Pies and crumbles. I made the crumble and omg.

Gentlemen, we are mere moments away from the sloppa meme meal

>>15100986
It's my fault. I thought I was Socrates or something for a minute there. Sharing learned knowledge used to be something men did.

>>15101022
crumbles are good, if there's a berry cobbler recipe that book is the real deal

GENTLEMEN

WE DID IT

>>15101058
Say it with me

BIG

>>15101058
Yuck

>>15101066
BLACK

Looks better than I thought - how does it taste?

>>15101041
>Berry cobbler. I will have to check that. I so haven't read the whole thing. I wonder what even is I'm it. I know the hot dog sauce is legit amazing. So I think I might start cooking through some.

>>15101058
You've made the state of Ohio proud tonight. Don't listen to the trolls.

>>15101058
I dunno man, whenever I've seen the pictures there's so much diarrhea on the plate that you can't see the noodles.

>>15100429
>>15101058
>pre-shredded cheddar cheese

Into the trash it goes.

OP reporting. Its not as bad as I thought it would be. My wife fucking loves it. She is scarfing the sloppa down like a beast. Its not my favorite thing, but it's not disgusting like I thought it would be desu

>>15101073
BEAUTY starring Mackenzie Foy only on Disney+!

>>15101073
COCK

>>15100595
you should put the tomato paste in and "brown it" too before you add the apple cider vinegar. best order would be beef out, then fry aromatics in whatever grease is left in the pot, then the tomato paste for a minute or two then finally whatever acidic thing you're using to deglaze. I wouldn't listen to the other fag about the meat not being good.

>>15101091
Part of the traditional recipe, coastie. If you shred your own cheddar block it's not a Skyline. Go fuck yourself, city scum.

OP Delivered

>>15101094
your wife is a keeper. Don't fuck the marriage up.

>>15100429

Gotta say something addicting about this slop guys

I see what you did there

>>15100555
looks like a shit ass version of mole spices

Well lads, I gotta say I have a much different opinion of this slop now than what I came in with. I didn't mind it at all.

>>15101190
OP delivered tonight and that's the official /ck/ verdict. Nicely done.

>browning the beef
Post height manlet

>>15101211
6'1" 210 fuckface

>>15101226
You best to watch your goddamn tone when you address me lanklet. You know who I am?

>>15101235
Kek. No, I don't. Who are you, Shitlord?

Bravo OP! This is the kind of wholesome content that I enjoy

>>15101242
Come to my fucking board and trash talk me?? I dont fucking think so. Not today. Not ever. Stay on your manchild board and stay far away from my board. Do i make myself clear? You little bitches. 233lbs PURE MUSCLE. Step up, manlets. Ill whoop your ass in or out the vacuum of space. You want some this? if everyone on /ck/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>>15101105
>If you shred your own cheddar block it's not a Skyline

I'd go as far as to say that unless it comes from a Skyline franchise, it's not "a skyline".

>>15101118
>>15101190
You've now experienced the true power for the first time. Relish in this moment. Next time grate a block of cheddar and follow the chili instructions to a tee, but don't do that dumb ritual that buckeyes do when they first receive their plate.

>>15101235
Suck my entire cock and balls

>>15101252
Thanks bud, it was fun. Changed my opinion of a dish too, so that was cool. My wife is fucking addicted.
>>15101257
Lmao based musclehead autist.
>>15101260
Fair enough. I do find it hard to believe though that Skyline shreds their own cheese. I worked in the restaurant industry about 10 years ago and we got bags of shredded cheddar.

>>15101257
Hey man you seem upset I'm kind of worried about your blood pressure I think you should probly just take a seat and drink some water. Maybe a nice nap

>>15101277
>hard to believe though that Skyline shreds their own cheese
If you don't think Skyline has a wagie dedicated to shredding cheese exclusively you don't know the restaurant biz

>>15100429
Following along. Have a bump OP for today you are not a faggot.

>>15101297
Oh you want some too?

>>15101298
I don't know the Skyline biz. I worked for a pretty awesome pizza place though and the cheese came pre-shredded. Prep cooks have better shit to do than shred cheese.

>>15101311
Wait...Adam Ragusea, is that you?

>>15101327
Kek

Alright gents, it was fun. Thanks for joining me, and goodnight!

>>15101058
That really does look like a sloppa shit. Congrats OP.

Fun thread

Quality sloppa thread, OP. Well done.

t. Midwesterner

>>15101386
You did good, OP. I enjoyed your thread.

>>15101058
Nice sloppa

>>15101058
looks just like the shitposts, thanks for the thread anon. glad it turned out better than expected

Curry powder
>chili powder
>turmeric
>black pepper
>cinnamon
>garlic
>ginger
>cloves and/or allspice
Cincinnati chili spice powder
>chili powder
>black pepper
>garlic
>cinnamon
>cacao powder or cooking chocolate
>allspice or cloves
Why do dumb faggots flip their shit so hard over this sloppa? You retards understand that this is extremely similar to the overall flavor profile of stereotypical curry powders, right? What the fuck is triggering you so hard about this?

Namefags get the rope.

Good sloppa

>>15100555
>pre-ground black pepper

>>15100935
You should publish your diarrhea recipe.

>>15104019
It's perfect for people who eat skyline chili

>>15104038
fair point, guess it matches the cheese

>>15100429
It looks nice, recipe please?

>>15100683
Kinda sucks you're being a bitch about it and probably not putting in the care you should to make it the best it can be

>>15104142
It’s done and he liked it just scroll down

>>15101033
i advise getting out of your own asshole

>>15100438
It's just like making a mole or other Mexican stew, anon. You know how I know you're an American and a tastelet? You lack the ability to think in abstract and your reptile brain hears cinammon and just thinks "dessert food" instead of actually considering its taste and how it would go in a savory dish.

>>15104100
https://www.thechunkychef.com/copycat-skyline-cincinnati-chili/

>>15101832
THERE IS FUCING CHOCOLATE BAR IN IT YOU CUNT.

Keep us updated, OP

>>15101033
Yeah, shut the fuck up faggot.

>>15106324
There is 1/2oz of chocolate. Its not that much
>>15106400
Not much left to update on. Had it on some hotdogs today and it was pretty good, but prefer the noodles more.

>>15101058
Sloppa/10, I'd eat it

>>15100429
>kroger
>can't buy the canned stuff where I live
bullshit

>>15107751
I got it at Fred Meyer actually. I live in Washington state, they don't carry it here.

>>15101086
That's probably as there's no noodles in it. It's spaghetti.