/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15093788
She's a disgusting whore by co-habitating before marriage.

i fucking hate women

>>15093788
I WANT WOMEN TO STOP TOUCHING MY STUFF

>>15093795
Honestly, I wouldn't mind if some women touched my stuff. ( ._.)

I expected it to be a womens circlejerk of how she is brave and stunning for trying to help her immature boyfriend become a true adult but surprisingly the entire thread was like 95% “yes you’re an asshole for not understanding how rice works.”

>>15093788
yes, she is the asshole.

>>15093788
Can you imagine thinking that's real? Every post on there is bait

>>15093788
I learned something today, I gave never heard kg arborio

>>15093829
you talking about reddit or 4chan(nel)?

>>15093829
The bait one is the one that's clearly not the asshole, those are annoying to read

>>15093836

>>15093788
Yeah that person's an asshole. Idk why she bothers to seek out anyone else's opinion on anything when she is obviously the type to just do what she wants regardless in the end.

>>15093788
>complains about BF's lack of organization
>throws separately organized rice together because why not
femoids are not human

>>15093788
>not labeling stored food with name and date
ngmi

>>15093806
link to actaul thread?

>>15093788
>he told me I should stop moving his things around, but we live together so I dont see why I should do that

>>15093935

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>>15093935
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>>15093806
>>15093935
>>15093983
>>15093984
Go the fuck back

>>15093984
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/
>>15093983


Comments are locked. I hate that. Fucking reddit, man

>>15093935
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>>15093984
but if you are good sotry teller, it's fun to troll reddit

>>15093788
Ruining the rice aside, you can tell she's an asshole just by her own self described actions and mannerisms
>complains on internet about her boyfriend
>telling him what to do
>"but the thing is, I don't think thats its fine the way it is"
>touching his things without permission
>complains that her feelings were hurt
Asshole

>>15094025
bingo. never raise children with a woman like this
>he was obviously wrong and he's a disorganized moron so I went behind his back and did x y z with our child
this is his future. poor bastard

>>15093788
>yelling over mixing rice
He’s an asshole
>mixing basmati and jasmine rice
She was ignorant and mildly inconsiderate
>posting her dispute online
She’s the asshole

>>15093830
Never done risotto? Go for it king, it's mostly cooking rice in broth and it's fucking delicious.

>>15093993
newfag

>>15093788
This is fake

>>15093788
yeah shes a retard

>>15094025
this
"I was doing him a favor" after he explicitly told her not to do it is a huge red flag, as is sharing this online instead of just fucking talking to him about it

reddit is ripping her asshole apart. based reddit ???

>>15094038
If this was real and a girl I lived with did this to me I'd yell at the cunt too. What kind of fucking idiot does that? If the rice is all separated, it's separated for a reason.

>>15094134
>>15093983
wtf I love reddit now??

>he texted me that i can't mix basmati rice with jasmine rice, but it's all just white rice!


I want to strangle this bitch holy FUCK

>>15093788

>>15093788
Lol I hate women so much

>>15094374
We all do bro

>>15093788
more bait on reddit, triggers the youtube soychefs. i would say bravo but its too easy

>>15093788
are all women actually this retarded

>he told me not to do it, so I waited until he was gone then did it! I thought I was doing him a favour even though he told me not to do it :(
w*men...

>>15093983
got tricked into outing yourself as a reddit jogger.

Knowing my wife isn't like this makes me feel like I won a god damn lottery.

>>15093993
based
>>15094068
kys

She could have just taken the different bags of rice (that were probably rubber banded or twist-tied closed) and dropped them in the storage tub, without dumping the bags out.

She would happy because organized, he would be happy because not mixed.

She attempted to solve a problem without understanding it, after being told not to.

The rice is gonna be weird for a few weeks, and she can go be single for a while.

>>15094251
SHE MIX THE RICE!?

>>15093788
That woman is so selfish and a control freak. Thanks for the reminder that relationships are pointless.

>>15093788
Looks like porridge for the next few weeks. Not something to cry about. The comments are just reeing "nooo I'm not a slob you can't help clean without my permission I know where everything is already!" How do redditors even function.

What is with you newfags complaining about the link being shared. You literally type into google “reddit am i the asshole boyfriends rice” and its the top result. Next you will call me a redditor for knowing how to partition a harddrive or forward ports, or even knowing what a creepypasta is.

>>15093788
Why do women ruin everything they touch? They can never just leave anything alone either. Also, how dumb can you be to think all white rice is the same

>>15094620

Im sure she knew, she was just so sure that she is always right and so overly confident that the idea that she was doing something wrong is a concept she just cant understand.

>>15094001
Not only that, you have to have x amount of karma to actually reply to certain posts. So basically unless you suck the leftist cock and post "orange man bad" everywhere you'll never really have a voice on that site

>>15094001
There are four thousand replies already, you're a bit late to be making snippy remarks.

Bitch didn't trust him even tho he's the one cooking. She wouldn't even respect not moving his shit. I hope he dipped after that. That shit ain't gonna last.

>>15093788
Once there was a princess who always wanted things her way. There were three bags of rice in the kitchen and every day she asked, why can't all the rice be in the same bag? They are all the same." And every day her boyfriend replied, "They look the same to you because you only look at them from a distance, but they are not the same. They won't cook right if they're mixed together."

One day, the princess's boyfriend went away for the weekend, leaving the princess home alone. The three bags of rice sitting were all she could think about. They are the same! she thought, over and over. Why are they not in the same bag together! At last she could stand it no more. She went to the kitchen, found a single, big container, and dumped all three bags of rice into it. Then she shook it very hard so the grains would mix. There, now all the rice is together, she thought. At last, she was at peace.

A few hours later, there was a knock at the door. The princess went to answer it, and on the front step was a mysterious woman. "Did you mix three bags of rice all together?" asked the mysterious woman. "They were all the same, they belonged in one bag," said the princess. The mysterious woman seemed to grow to a hundred feet tall! The princess cowered, and let out a squeak. She covered her eyes with her hands, and realized her hands were paws! She had been turned into a mouse.

>>15094893
The mysterious woman picked her up and put the mouse princess on her shoulder. The mouse princess clung to her shirt as the mysterious woman went into the house and walked straight to the kitchen. She took the big bag of rice and dumped it out on the kitchen table, then gently lifted the mouse princess off her shoulder and set her down beside the rice, which towered above her mouse head like a mountain. "Do you wish to become a human princess again?" the mysterious woman asked, and the mouse princess nodded and squeaked. "Then you must separate these grains of rice that you have mixed together. Only then will you return to your true form."

The mouse princess stared up at the mountain of rice: it was too large to contemplate, and the rice was all the same! It seemed like an impossible task. She turned back to the mysterious woman, but she had vanished: the kitchen was empty.

For a while, the mouse princess sulked. Eventually, she got bored, and picked up a grain of rice between her paws. "It's just rice, it's all the same," she tried to say, but it came out as "squeak." She put it aside, and picked up another grain of rice. "See, just rice?" she tried to say, but that, too, came out as "squeak." This grain was heavier than the first one, and she looked more closely at it. The first grain was long and thin, and this one was a little shorter, and fatter at the middle. She pawed through the pile and came up with another: this grain was shorter and fatter still. "They are not the same!" she tried to exclaim, but it came out as "Squeak!"

The mouse princess contemplated the mountain of rice, and for the first time since she had been turned into a mouse by the mysterious stranger, she felt a little hope. She took the three grains of rice and set them down in three corners of the table, then went back to the mountain of rice and began to take it apart, one grain at a time.

>>15094897
The longer she worked, the easier it became. After a while, she didn't have to examine the grains to tell them apart, she could see the difference as soon as she as much as glanced at them. She worked until she was exhausted, then she fell asleep on a pile of rice, and woke up again a few hours later to begin working again. She worked and slept, worked and slept, and worked again.

After three days and three nights, the mouse princess was finished. As soon as she pushed the last grain of rice into its pile, she felt as if the room were shrinking around her! She leapt off the table before she could spill the rice, and landed on the floor on her human feet.

Just as she was getting her bearings, she heard the front door open. Her boyfriend was home! She swiftly found the original bags and swept the three piles of rice into their three separate containers. Just as she set the last bag of rice on the table, her boyfriend walked into the room. When he saw the bags of rice, he sighed. "I've told you before, they are not the same just because they look the same to you," he said. The princess smiled. "I know," she said. "All the rice looked the same to me when I looked at them only from a distance; now I have looked closer, and I understand that each rice is unique."

The human princess's boyfriend looked surprised, but happy. "I'll start making dinner," he said. "What kind of rice would you like to eat?"

"The medium-length one," the princess said. "But rinse it carefully... I think I saw a mouse around here somewhere."

Good job retard

>>15094893
>>15094897
>>15094900
Unironically go back

>>15093788
Food is for cultivating mass and strength, nothing more. Only children eat food for happiness.

>>15094557
>SHE MIX THE RICE!?
>HAAIIYYAAAAH
>now uncle roger scramble her eggs and put little hapa shitposter in womb

>>15094893
>>15094897
>>15094900
Shit thread, but I'm glad I got to read this.

>>15094893
>>15094897
>>15094900
Based.

>>15094893
>>15094897
>>15094900
upvote

>>15093788
I honestly don't know how you can be a human being that's 26 years old and still not know there are different kinds of rice. To even do this, you have to pick up the bags that are filled with rice that do not look the same and have different kinds of instructions on them and decide to go ahead anyway. He has all these kinds of rice and cooks them and she has never noticed that rice one night is not the same as the rice the next night?

He deserves this for dating someone this dumb.

>>15095094
probably someone who was raised on that disgusting parboiled rice

>>15093788
i fucking hate women

>>15093935
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>>15093935
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>>15093788
Obvious bait is obvious

>>15093935
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>>15093788
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MIX MY RICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THEY'RE ALL DIFFEREN THEY ALL TASTE DIFFERENT HOW COULD YOU

>>15094458
You are just a spineless cuck

>>15094458
If you married a women like this you'd be an idiot and cuck lmao, this is a red flag to dump her ass on the curb

>>15095294
Well you cant you dumbass , they all take different amount of time to cook and water

>>15093803
fag

>>15095294
Congratulations on outing yourself as a jogger. I thought this was a food and cooking board?

>>15093806
That's because your mind has been poisoned by anti-SJW nonsense. No one sane is going to pretend she was okay just because she was a woman, and anyone who does is literally in such a tiny minority that it doesn't matter. Like, 1 in a billion chance.

>>15093788
That post is bait, the user never replied in that thread and the story is just too good.

ricemixing is wrong...

>>15095363
based
rice traitors get the rope

>>15095352
you live in a bubble

>>15095401
No, you do.

Careful there are a lot of foids on /ck/ might hurt someones feefees

>>15093935
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jx32wb/aita_for_ruining_the_rice_that_my_boyfriend_cooks/

>ask bf if you can combine rice
>he says no, they are different
>do it anyways
>he gets mad
>he’s the bad guy for getting mad at me, right?
Women were a mistake.