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just got out of jail, what should i eat?

>> No.15088117

>>15088113
anything you want

>> No.15088122

deez nuts

>> No.15088130

>>15088113
why did u go to jail

>> No.15088139
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15088139

>>15088113
chicken nuggies of course

>> No.15088151

>>15088113
Cock

>> No.15088154

Someone post the webm of that absolute Chad downing fast food like it's his last meal

>> No.15088161

Why, Skyline® chili, of course! The patrician's choice!

>> No.15088165

>>15088113
ramen noodles, toilet wine

>> No.15088191

>>15088113
Get a turkey leg from a bbq joint

>> No.15088200
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>>15088154
this one?

>> No.15088220

>>15088113
Onion soup

>> No.15088356

ligmas are rather good

>> No.15088365

>>15088113
Fried chicken and wattymelon, nigger

>> No.15088374

What do you remember wishing you could eat while you were locked up? Whatever it was, eat that.

What were you in for anon? I spent 8 months in jail in 2018 for burglary. Got drunk and ate a fuckload of A&W when I got out.

>> No.15088388

A nigger butthole squirting Price Chopper imitation vanilla extract into your hungry hunger felon mouth.

>> No.15088393

>>15088113
A bullet. All prisoners should be executed, as they are never really reformed.

>> No.15088406

>>15088356
Who's steve Jobs?

>> No.15088410

>>15088374
What do you do for work after getting a record?

>> No.15088417

>>15088113
Ramen noodles

>> No.15088456

>>15088388
yes

>> No.15088470

>poster to post ratio
OP just wanted (You)s

>> No.15088629

>>15088130
DUI
>>15088365
racist
>>15088470
i have been away from my computer for a minute, relax buddy

>> No.15088632

>>15088410
I'm still a burglar, I just improved my methods not to get caught.

>> No.15088647

>>15088629
Faggot.

>> No.15088694

a bullet

>> No.15088701

>>15088113
Peach snapple and a corn dog with ketchup so you make it like a salad.

>> No.15088726

I spent 4 years in state prison for weapons offenses, When I got out (2015) I ordered pizza and it tasted so salty I couldn’t eat it. Took me like 3 months to get used to eating seasoned food again.

>> No.15088730

>>15088726
I'm sure you were very used to salty-tasting substances in prison anon

>> No.15088746

>>15088701
MANGO FUCKING SNAPPLE
GET THAT SHIT RIGHT

>> No.15088758

>>15088632
do you steal leftovers?

>> No.15088786

>>15088746
OH FUCK ME! it's been way too long since i've seen it posted that i forgot. brb gotta go commit subaru now.

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>>15088113
I'd probably want a stuff-crust pizza and some chicken wings and a two-liter of soda with garlic dipping sauce. I'd feast like a king.

>> No.15088857

>>15088632
lol'd

>> No.15089129

>>15088113
cum

>> No.15089156

>>15088113
The flesh of your next victim desu

>> No.15089157

>>15089129
Hes probably sick of that ready

>> No.15089163

>>15088113
Sum pusy fajjot

>> No.15089173

>>15088470
This
op is a sad, shallow, attention whore who probably didn't even go to jail
anyone posting in this thread, without saging, is cancer

>> No.15090518

Big bowl of baked beans

>> No.15090523

>>15090518
cancer

>> No.15090997

>>15088629
Nigger

>> No.15091150

>>15090997
cancer

>> No.15091188

>>15088113
Your tears when you realize you wont get anymore jailfood

>> No.15091468

OP here, I went to get some pills for my prison bf's ex wife as one last favor to him and he set me up so I'm back inside now, should've known never to speak to him again after that time he and that aryan asshole broke all my limbs.
Anyway how do I brewed hooch?

>> No.15091476

>>15088113
Break into someone' house and make yourself a sandwich.

>> No.15091496

>>15088701
Absolutely BLESSED reference

>> No.15091504

>>15088701
Dats my SNACK