/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Faggoty Christmas lights used for everyday decoration? Fuck no. I'm not white trash.

>>15087032
>forced air heat
no thanks

>>15087032
>that string of burned out lights

>>15087032
Very cluttered 4/10

>>15087032
Yes, but only because it means I'm with someone that loves me. :(

I wish I had a wife to decorate my house.

Do I look like an escapist faggot to you?

>>15087032
>cakes for breakfast
>fairy lights
>candle at breakfast time
not really, no

>>15087032
Wrong bacon, no black pudding, beans dont look right and Coffee is for fags.

>>15087032
i bet it smells really good in there

>>15087032
>2 teflon pans

>>15087032
>christmas lights as regular lighting
>bunch a sugar for breakfast
>burnt coffee
>cancer inducing scented candle in the morning
>shitty stove
Yeah nah.

The only real appealing part to me is the hardwood floors. Even the bikes look like shitty hipster garage sale bikes. No thanks senpai

that better not be fucking cinnamon

>>15087036
Bro... you are aware of what time of year it is right... right?

>>15087032
Remove that gay ass Christmas lights first, then we can talk

>>15087032
Cinnamon buns smell amazing, why in God's name would you ruin it with a scented candle???

a clean kitchen? yes

Looks lonely

>fairy lights all over a studio apartment
Yeah but only because it means ive got a fuckpig who will pet my head and tell me im not a bad person

>>15087032
Looks comfy, ignore all the kissless virgin haters

>>15087451
a what?

>>15087032
yes that kitchen is amazing. I love that cake holder.

>>15087032
I'd kill to have this scene with the added bonus of my hopeful future wife standing there wearing nothing but an apron and a smile

>>15087195
Christmas isn't in November no matter how much retail stores want you to think it is

>>15087032
Shit American food I want savory in the morning not sweet bread

>>15087032
What is it with women and putting christmas lights everywhere

Theres probably a >live, love, laugh sign in there too

>>15087615
Pastries are more common for breakfast in European countries - hence the so-called "Continental Breakfast."

>>15087032
No

>french press
Put a pour-over instead, take out the fairy lights and it'd be great. Would love a place like this with some friends

>>15087621
What is it with men and associated all string-lighting with Christmas?

>>15087665
French press is cute but aeropress is better

>>15087032
Looks small as fuck, obviously some hipster city apartment. Not cool

>>15087032
I don't like to wake up at 4am

>>15087814
Humans shouldn't wake up before dawn.

>>15087464
A woman that cares about his well being. The fact that he uses the term "fuckpig" means its probably something he has yet to experience.

>>15087032
I'd rather wake up to booba

>>15087032

Bullshit hipster excuse for a kitchen and a home. No thanks

>>15087032
looks like one of those shitty expensive crowded apartments my montreal friends are strangely fond of

>>15087032
I live in a shitty overpriced apartment and have a similar stove, but three times the amount of counter space, better cookware, better lighting and décor, the same french press but a nice electric kettle, and shoveling down three unfrosted cinnamon rolls first thing in the morning makes me want to vomit.