/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>corn
>Nordic

>>15084046
>what is importing
But anyway, I was obviously referring to the lutefish.

>>15084098
>doubt

>>15084168
>gelled fish prepared with lye
>doubt
If you say so.

>>15084098
Lutefisk isn't served that way in Norway. Is it kjøttboller i see in the background? Lutefisk is served with them in the USA, so what you are showing is american food.

Here is how it's really supposed to be served, it's delicious.

>>15084391
Still looks terrible. Fish is suppose to have texture, not be a pile of jelly. And I don't see an ounce of seasoning on that fish.

>Swedes, Norwegians and Icelanders got horrific nasty food
>Denmark has normal food
What happened

>>15084448
Butter and bacon isn't seasoning?

t. whitoid

>>15084369
Do you eat pretzels?

the menopause dog.

>>15084485
The farther north you live the shorter the growing season and the more you have to resort to famine food like mämmi and lutefisk

>>15084448
It has texture. Even badly made lutefisk that is jelly, have texture of jelly.

Lutefisk is salty. Additional seasoning comes from the sauce. If bacon and bacon fat isn't your thing, you can have mustard sauce. Or both, that's what I like.

>>15084039
Who is the one group of people in society you absolutely cannot question? Seems like they play by different rules, huh?

> he can't enjoy a fine plate of cum and corn
ngmi

>>15084662
Just because they're God's chosen people doesn't mean you have to be jealous of the Jews Anon.

>>15084039
their brains are frozen for like 10 months out of the year

>>15084039
Fuck you. Swedish meatballs and smorgasbord kick ass.

>>15084039
ITT: Dumbass niggers retweet reddit memes about niche foods they found on facebook

My man it's a cold ass environment. Good shit don't grow in the cold. Neither does corn so get that shit outta here.

>>15084039
There's an awful lot of corn on that plate for it to be a Nordic dish

What are considered the best dishes on each nordic country?

>>15084999
chosen to do what upside down satan?

>>15085120

Has anyone eaten marine animals like seal or whale over there? What is it like?

>>15084495
>butter is a seasoning
This is why people make fun of Nordic and white American food lmao.

>>15084039
Cool it with the anti white racism.

>>15084039
Gotta survive long winters.

>>15085062
>meatballs are the hallmark of my country's cuisine
Sad!

>>15085869
>anti white racism
The French, Spanish, and Meds (including Italians, Greeks, etc) have good food. Your food just sucks, Bjarne.

>>15084046
>tomato
>italian
>potato
>irish

mämmi

>>15085915
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yeah scandi shit makes british stuff look good

Central Europe and slavs have the best food. Go too far north, or west and you get weird shit. Too far south and it's fag shit.

>>15085165
we have the best countries for crop what in the absolute fuck are you talking about

>>15085910
>vanilla
>French

>Shittier countries are mad at superior white countries
Nothing new, success breeds jealousy

>>15084485
Denmark has cheaper alcohol, thus making them less of a misserable cunt to deal with

>>15086428
Danes drive to germany to buy even cheaper alcohol duty-free.

Also you can get weed in christiania.

>>15085235
Savory stuff is okay average tier. Not bad really but could be better. Best things in nordic countries are pastries, desserts, bread, alcohols and candy. There's salmiak ofc. Finland uses tar as a flavoring as well.

Pyttipannu is nice and tasty.

Karjalanpiirakka.

No u
https://youtu.be/ZlQniFhQLxA

>>15086498
Literally just fried leftovers

>>15085574
I had whale in Norway once, I thought it was very tasty

>>15085915
Is that shit?

>>15086632
It's mämmi

>>15086447
christania is kinda dying though the hippie spirit is lost and now its mostly gang controlled

RIP

>>15086516
Rönttönen.

>>15086681
>>15085915
liquid shit and prolapse pie
finnish are into some weird shit

>tfw no qt fingol gf

>>15086447
No wonder Danes are the favorite of Scandinavia

>>15084039
shut up nerd

>>15086864
Nobody likes the danes not even the danes likes the danes

>>15084039
As a rule of thumb, the colder a country, the blander its cuisine gets.

>>15086920
wrong we are nationalistic as fuck, swedes how ever.

nobody likes those arrogant flimsy shits, bunch of fags all of them

>>15085876
Post your food

>>15086563
yes, and?

I present to you, the superior raggmunk med fläsk
A crispy hearthy potato pancake with thick slices of pork belly, topped with sweet and tangy rårörda lingon

>>15085865
Yea cause we have hygene standards and don't eat rotten food that need chili to mask the rot

>>15087185
Yeah I think I'd eat this in a heartbeat, looks fantastic.

>>15085915
Actually tastes ok, like very very malty bread, and when you add milk/cream, it's like of like a cereal?

But it is S L O P P A -tier

>>15085915
is this actually what the kids call that there umämmi?

>>15084039
>>15084391
>>15084501
>>15086516
>>15086681
Dogshit

>>15085915
>>15086498
>>15086913
>>15087185
Ok


But even the OK food pales in comparison to European cuisine. It's just ultimate pauper food from a time when Scandinavia was dirt poor.

>>15084039

>>15084039
When did corn become nordic?

>>15087268
>karjalanpiirakka dogshit

you know nothing about nothing cracker

>>15087306
My coworker brought this crap to a christmas potluck 2 years ago, and it was literally untouched. It looks so fucking unappetizing.

>>15085865
Meat doesn't need seasoning.
The seasoning is not to add flavor it is to amp the tast of MEAT.
You add a bit of salt to MEAT to as it adds sweetness to the MEAT. Some pepper to aid in sear and crisp of the MEAT.
But MEAT needs non of that if its cooked properly.
Those who use spices on MEAT ruin it by removeing the flavor of MEAT.

>>15087325
>Those who use spices on MEAT ruin it by removeing the flavor of MEAT
I can add garlic, cayenne, lemon zest, black pepper, rosemary, thyme, and a host of other spices and still taste the meat. It sounds like your tongue doesn't work properly.

Matter of fact, I can't remove the taste of any food simply by adding spices. If that were the case, I would be able to eat guacamole and Chipotle's horrendous queso dip simply by adding spices. Once again, this is why people make fun of white American and Nordic "food"; the people who make it don't even have properly functioning tongues lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>15086414
>i-it's about race!
Cope. The French, Spanish, Italian, Greek, and even the Germans have decent food.

>>15087369
Don't cry because your country hasn't contributed as much as all the scandinavian countries

>>15087379
We're talking about food, not contributions. Sounds like the OP really struck a nerve.

Nothing like a good old maksalaatikko. A classic.

>>15087390
Scandi foodculture > g*rman, brit*sh foodculture

>>15087379
the scandinavian "countries" have contributed nothing

>>15087410
I disagree, but even if that were true, that's not saying much.

>>15087420
Germans have sausage and sauerkraut, br*ts have ugly teeth and sick with brownsauce

>>15087424
what do scandis have?

>>15087424
Sausages are good. It's way better than gelled fish and fermented herring.

>>15087435
Sausages are awesome aswell as saurkraut, but that is literally their food culture.
Why do you think smörgåsbord, fika and julbord are expressions used around the world?

>>15087441
>smörgåsbord, fika and julbord
I've only heard of the first word. The few things the German do, they do right.

>>15086461
Baked goods are the only things Nordics got right.

Reindeer with mashed potatoes and lingonberries. Yummy.

>>15085885
It's spelled Bjorn or Bjørn

>>15087470
>you spelled it wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjarne

>>15087467
That does look pretty good.

>>15084039
>yikes
Cum-catcher

>>15084039
Why do you think they kept invading Europe? It wasn't for all the poorly defended monasteries full of treasure and people who couldn't fight worth a damn, they were looking for something better to eat.

>>15087482
>Cum-catcher

>>15086681
is this goatse?

Smoked salmon.

>>15084391
Nobody in America eats lutefisk you delusional cracker

>>15087203
Yeah instead the scandinavians just don't mask it and say that the rancid rot taste is a delicacy

>>15089313
>minnesota

>>15089313
uffda

>>15089353
I said America, not Somalia

>>15086337
What a disgustingly stupid statement. No. Literally everywhere else except deserts and Australia have better soil and longer seasons. You are a cuck in the land of cucks and you will never, ever be the best at anything other than SSRI usage and faggotry.

>>15089386
>you will never, ever be the best at anything other than SSRI usage and faggotry.
>has world champion for 7 years in something that is played by more people than any sport

>>15084391
I haven't had lutefisk since my dad died almost a decade ago. He always made us eat it at christmas time (I'm canadian, swedish/norwegian blood). We always made fun of the smell and texture but I think I might track some of the stuff down this year)

>>15084039
Northern hemisphere.

>>15087467
I get that reindeer is a flavourful meat, but why did this need a recipe?

It's like the reverse of how to cook meat, and make a roux-gravy for it.

>>15086380
>Reunion island

>>15089895
that's the joke

>>15086920
Im from Norway and I truly love the danes, but truly fuck swedes

>>15087417
argh thats a stretch you may say our food is bad which i dont agree with but can see why youll say that

but to say scandinavia has contributed nothing to the world is fucking retarded
>>15089386
you are so fucking stupid its beyond me plus we are better than you amerifaggots at so many fucking things like for example not being super fucking fat kys mutt

>>15090953
dane here, love you too even though your alcohol and smokes are overpriced to shit

but yea fuck swedes

>>15090953
>>15091235
Fuck you assholes. We like you guys fine.

>>15087203
regardless, BUTTER is not a seasoning. learn english before you try to argue.

>>15091232
What have you contributed besides making the English uglier by taking all the hot women and the setting for the new Assassin’s Creed? That’s right, nothing.

>>15090953
>>15091235
>>15091260
samefagging is sad... dont have conversations with yourself, anon.

>>15091329
you are so fucking stupid

we have contributed some of the greatest writers, technological advances and the most beautiful women. Our history is long and our flag older than your pathetic country by a massive margin sit aside lard ass you have no place.

>>15091333
shut the fuck up mutt

>>15084391
Jellies fish is bellied fish it doesn't matter what you serve it with

>>15091326
Why should i learn your shitty language

>>15085910
The obvious difference is that corn isn't a huge symbol of any nordic country's cuisine. Tomato is in a huge amount of modern italian cooking, corn isn't that way in the nordics

>>15087268
Yes you go and enjoy your millionth iteration of wheat, tomato and stock while we continue to eat actual food, faggot

>>15084391
Looks dry as fuck

>>15087320
So you've never actually tasted it.

>>15091235
Takk min glade kompanjong, du fyller min dag med uhemmet glede må du vite

>>15084448
use some ketchup then

>>15085574
>whale
ask your dad :^)

>>15087355
Hey man, don't lump all white Americans in with man children with no taste buds. Corned beef and Philly cheese steak and eggplant parm are great desu

>>15087320
>people dont want to eat unfamiliar food
surprise surprise

>>15084485
Denmark is basically German culture.

>>15092594
Ketchup won't mask the awful taste. No wonder why people shit talk Nordic cuisine; their tongues aren't even capable of tasting multiple flavors at once lmao

>>15087325
>he still consumes meat

>>15085885
the only white people in your list are the French
and they're barely white

>>15087248
So it's runny Øllebrød.

>>15094069
>t-the meds aren't white
The absolute cope lmao. How are Italians, Spaniards, and Greeks not white?

>>15087369
Do NOT compare my country's food to g*rmoids. This is your only warning

>>15094448
>This is your only warning
lmao

Remind me again what is so morally wrong about simple dishes of meat, potatoes, and sauces?

>>15094591
>what is so morally wrong
Who said anything about morality? Stop twisting people's words like a woman.

>>15087185
baserat och rödpillrat

>>15085915
i tried this once, thought it was gonna taste a bit like chocolate

it tastes as slightly sweet rye flour, which i guess it is

>t. swede

>>15091653
You start with dried salt cod. You then do horrific things with lye to rehydrate it and get rid of most of that salt, and you get lutefisk.