/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Greggs

sosij

I'd put tea back on the table. They might have got it from China but they developed their own preparation of it.

>>15071964
tell me about the best american cuisine that they didn't pilfer from other nations
for example pizza and barbecue and what not are off the table

>>15072050
>Americans
>pilfered food

Pick one, faggot. Everything washes up here.

>>15072050
turkey with wild rice, cranberries, and cornbread

>>15071964
idk cucumber sandwiches? Clotted cream?

idfk it all sucks

>>15072050
Barbecue is the most basic way of preparing meat, it can hardly be said to belong to any nation

>>15071964
UK has horrible and shit food. Your chefs have no idea what they're doing, especially when they attempt French or Italian dishes. But there is a tiny bit of silver lining. Crumpets are really good. Scones too. Especially with clotted cream and nice jam. Bath bun is one of the best pastries I've tried.
t. Italyfag

>>15072163
you guys really need to start embracing chicken parm
it pisses me off too because there's always a know it all at the table that says YoU kNoW iTaLy DoEsNt EaT tHaT???
well they're missing out, tell them to get with it because this shit is great

>>15072665
Isn't that the same thing as Cotoletta Milanesa? Pretty sure some people might have figured to put some cheese on it.

>british ""((""((cuisine))""))""

>>15071964
Bread and Butter pudding
Blackberry and Apple crumble
Sticky toffee pudding
etc

Honestly british puddings blow american sweet stuff out of the water

Why do brits only like eating actual sloppas. Even Indian food is more refined.

>>15072681
take your breaded fried cutlet (you can do this with any cutlet, or even breaded friend eggplant or shrimp!) top that bad boy with some marinara sauce, and top that with mozzarella. Feel free to grate a little bit of your preferred hard cheese on top as well for extra zest
then bake that motherfugger in the oven until the cheese is melted and bubbly, starting to brown

the key play here, serve it with spaghetti in the same sauce, on top if you want to
and garlic bread motherfucker! I don't care if you guys don't eat garlic bread either, take some bread, slather it in garlic and butter so it soaks in and toast that sucker

trust me

>>15072683
>non newtonian
mfw

>>15071964
Yorkshire Pudding and Shepherds pie

>>15071964
Fried Chicken.
Apple Pie.

>>15072701
blackberry crumble and apple crumble are god tier. so simple but one of the most delicious food there are. especially with custard

Square/Lorn sausage, Haggis, Tablet, Porridge, Shortbread, Whiskey, Irn Bru. Scotland tho, not the UK.

>>15075891
Scotland is part of the UK. Where do you think you get all the money from?

>>15075891
Based and geographically-illterate-pilled

>>15075891
You're American. Stop LARPING.

>>15071964
There's no such thing as cuisine that wasn't stolen from somewhere else. Nothing gets invented in a vacuum.

>Roast meats & game
>meat pies (both hot to be eaten fresh, and a separate type served cold)
>beef wellington
>suet puddings (savoury or sweet)
>scotch egg
>pasty & sausage rolls
>fish pie
>cottage & shepherds pie
>huntsman's chicken
>lamb henry
>lancashire hot pot
>yorkshire pudding & toad in the hole
>fish & chips
>dozens of amazing cheeses
>top-tier sausage
>black pudding, white pudding, haggis
>potted shrimp
>bread sauce
>stuffing
>gravy
>parsley sauce
>myriad unique soups, pickles, relishes and sauces


>eves pudding
>bakewell pudding & bakewell tart
>eccles cakes
>scones
>fruit crumble
>apple pie
>treacle tart
>lemon posset
>trifle
>raspberry fool
>clotted cream

>>15077068
>huntsman's chicken
Thats chicken chasseur, its french.

>>15072163
Italy has horrible and shit food too. Luckily it has good food to make up for it and so does UK.

>>15076157
Scotland's money comes from Oil, fishing and financial services.

>>15071964
Steak and Kidney Pie, yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, buttered carrots and some brussell sprouts or whatever. Broccoli and Stilton Soup is good too. Also, if you're into breakfast: haggis, sausage, bacon, egg, mushroom, beans, potato scones. Or just haggis neeps and tatties. Smoked Salmon. The fish in general is excellent quality. The truth is, most countries have good food, but it needs to be well prepared. Most of the time when people are complaining about food it's because they ate at some scammy restaurant for tourists.

>>15077188
>roast potatoes, buttered carrots and some brussell sprouts
Yeah typical british invention lmao you guys are fucking pathetic

>>15077205
What d'you mean?

>>15077225
retard

>>15072050
Cajun

>>15077188
>Italy has horrible and shit food too. Luckily it has good food to make up for it and so does UK
The absolute cope.

>>15072050
Coca Cola

Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding

>>15077348
>Never been to Italy

>>15077274
>Upset that Burger Thanksgiving is literally just a bastardized British Sunday Lunch.

>>15077519
I don't much care for thanksgiving. the food all really sucks so that makes sense if its' because they're british foods
everything is sweet mush

>>15077614
>Sucks
>Sweet mush
Hence Bastardized.

>>15077304
Comes from France.

>>15072701
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>15077514
I live there, smart ass. British cousine is pretty universally drab when it comes to the average dish. You can use exceptions like tripe soup (I think most people wouldn't like it) to say Italian cousine has bad food, but UK is pretty universally bad. The rule vs the exception. You're trying to argue nice semantics when you know it's not even remotely comparable.

>>15072018
What sort of Greggs? Boiled, poached, fried, scrambled? Be more specific.

>>15071964
What's wrong with pilfering? There are better Indian restaurants in London than Chennai, & certainly safer ones. Italian quisine perfected noodles & the tomato, both imports. The concept of cultural appropriation is xenophobic & anti- cosmopolitan. Cultures are meant to mix unless you're a nazi.

>>15077519
Except it's not.
Brits always trying to claim american achievements, you inbred retards are fucking pathetic.

>>15072137
You LITERALLY celebrate your theft of those foods from American natives once year on the obscene genocide festival you call Thanksgiving
Fucking turd-brained mutts never fail to wow me with their retardation.

>>15077185
Holy shit you destroyed that entire list, good job bro

>>15072050
america is a nation of immigrants, so obviously it doesn't have its own unique cuisine

>>15071964
Cullen Skink
Stornoway Black Pudding
Lorne Sausage
Stovies

What you people don't realize is that when you're dealing with great produce. you do not need to jazz it up. My lamb is better than yours. My beef is better than yours. Don't get me started on the fish. Kippers are kino. I know my post is based on Scottish food but England is no different.

>>15077068
>Roast meats & game
typically british!!!
>meat pies (both hot to be eaten fresh, and a separate type served cold)
meat pies can be found all over europe and beyond, many countries make it way better than the uk
>beef wellington
poor copy of french beouf en croute
>suet puddings (savoury or sweet)
puddings are garbage
>scotch egg
Yes, thank the scotts for that
>pasty & sausage rolls
most continental countries have them AND make them better
>fish pie
no thanks
>huntsman's chicken
literally chicken chasseur, stop stealing from the french
>lamb henry
overcooked lamb is nothing to be proud of
>lancashire hot pot
inferior copy of gratan dauphinios
>yorkshire pudding & toad in the hole
absolute trash
>fish & chips
fried fast food is trash
>dozens of amazing cheeses
inferior to italian, french and swiss cheeses
>top-tier sausage
inferior to continental counterparts
>potted shrimp
lol
>bread sauce
lol again
>stuffing
britain didn't invent stuffing
>gravy
britain didn't invent gravy either
>parsley sauce
lol
>myriad unique soups, pickles, relishes and sauces

The absolute fucking state of british """cousine"""

>>15080089
>>dozens of amazing cheeses
There's like three of them. Cheddar, Stilton and meme stuff like cheddar with sage (tastes like nothing, just green shit if I'm honest). Meanwhile there's hundreds of distinct cheese varieties in those listed countries.

>>15080126
Stilton trumps all. Also English mustard > continental

>>15080126
>what is Berkswell, Yarg, Creamy lancashire, Double Gloucester, Baron Bigod, Wensleydale

>>15080138
>mixes mustard powder, vinegar and oil
>masks any rotten meat he serves in samiches
>cooking,.

>>15080089
holy seethe

>>15080150
>seethe
more like based and redpiled

>>15080074
"You" I'm Australian, our natives didn't give us anything as good as turkey & corn. We literally never eat Aborigine food unless we're being polite on one of their designated appreciation days.

>>15080138
Stilton is OK, it's much inferior to Roquefort. English mustard is basically Russian mustard, too strong and bland.
>>15080145
>literal who cheeses
>Gloucester
Literally tastes like cheddar.
>Wensley Dale
Tastes like young cheddar.
Wow you named 6 cheeses, I can name drop at least fifty from the small part of Italy I am in currently, i.e. Piemonte.

>>15080079
So is the UK

>>15072701
Have you ever been to buckfast abbey? The monks there make an absolutely amazing sticky toffee pudding, topped with clotted cream. It's absolutely incredible.

Also it's fun to think that these nice monks are brewing tonic wine responsible for loads of violence in scotland. Seems weird, but they're the ones who decided to Caffeinate it originally for extra bible studies or whatever

>>15080145
>>15080138
http://www.formaggio.it/formaggi/piemonte/
Not all are strictly Piemontese, but historically produce regions don't match up modern administrative borders.
https://it.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categoria:Formaggi_piemontesi
I'm pretty sure I could name more dishes that are piemontese than your list, which also includes "fried meat" and other nonsense which is not specifically British.

>>15080089
>puddings are garbage
Opinion officially worthless and discarded

>>15071964
Honestly has some of the best produce you can get. Our seafood is amazing, meat has much higher welfare standards than basically every other country, rare breed organic stuff is better than 90% of the world's meat. There's more to british food than just wartime shit and English breakfasts.

>>15075891
What an idiot. The UK is literally England + Scotland. Wales is an English province and NI is the remains of Scottish and English colonists.

>>15080208
I went to UK and meat wasn't all that great. My Argentine ex said all the beef there is basically garbage. I can't speak for beef, but I didn't see anything special in lamb, pork or any other meat I ate there. What bothers me the most is that supermarkets offer extremely limited cuts of meat, as in you can find maybe pork loin, steak, ribs and chops and that is about it. And don't get me started about butchers because they're not so common and tend to be expensive and more for the hipster organic types who think just because a guy gives you a cut in front of you it deserves to be 50% more expensive. You ought to have decent seafood, but you only really make fish and chips with it. Meanwhile Mediterraneans and Northern Euros make much better fish dishes, especially the former.

>>15080220
so much of this.

>>15080220
nobody would dispute that the average Brit eats a shit diet, but don't judge our produce or cuisine on what the average prole eats.

Go to a decent butcher ffs

>>15080220
You went to the wrong place if you think butchers are expensive, and very limited exposure to food if you only think british seafood is fish and chips. It's not a competition, there's great food in every country, just the hate for British food always comes from a place of ignorance and lack of exposure to it.

>>15080220
I'm sure your Argentinian Ex has no reason to be distrustful of the UK and we can believe what they say without question

>>15071964
My mum makes really good cullen skink.

>>15080220
Imagine buying supermarket meat, absolute state,

>>15080233
>decent butcher
Maybe it's because I lived in South, but every butcher was selling overpriced meat. In Italy butchers are dying out, but it's not an issue because every decent supermarket has one that sells high quality meat and does huge variety of meat cuts.
>>15080235
Bath and Oxford.
I had great fish and chips at Weston Super Mare. What other seafood dishes you have? Spain and Portugal has so many, and they have similar, if not inferior access to sea as Brits.
>>15080236
>hur dur blu blo blo
She wanted to live in UK all her life and was a massive Brit-boo until she actually went there. That's coming from a person who idealised UK and thought Argentina was in the wrong with the Falklands war. Nobody with a brain in Argentina disputes that. So no, she was massively biased TOWARDS Britain. Argentina unironically has the best beef in the world, so her standards were exceptionally high.

>>15080257
Supermarket meat is top tier quality in Italy, as food in general has MUCH higher standard even at discount stores. Don't tell me I need to go to muh butcher when you don't even have them so commonly and they're mostly an overpriced gimmick.

As for my thoughts about you beef: it's nothing special despite all the shilling you do for the muh British meat. I also worked in two restaurants while there and have a pretty good idea how food industry works as well, at least when it comes to mid-range restaurants.

>>15072050
regional specialties like ‘go ‘za, various types of hot dogs or oysters rockefeller

>>15080000
Italians are masters of making average food and acting like it's perfecto ay justa like mamma used to make

>>15080266
>you don't even have them so commonly and they're mostly an overpriced gimmick
Biggest meme I've heard all week.

>>15080315
Brits are the masters of coping when it comes to their shit food

>>15080326
The average food in most countries is lazy shit, you've just got a stick up your ass about the UK for some reason.

>>15080326
this shit is mostly protestant ethics restrictions mixed with long-term impoverishment and a small whiff of stiff upper lip. Take these away and all the foreign imports are there to find when you have the time to digg deeper.

>>15080315
Nice cope, retard.
>>15080325
Ah yes, nearly two years living, I must have missed your underground butchers with the most wondrous meat in the world. Supermarket food in general is a measure of how good food quality in general is. If everything at supermarket tastes like nothing and you need to go out of your way for decent vegetables or meat, your food standard is utterly garbage. Here even absolute discount stores have mostly great quality.

>>15080340
>The average food in most countries is lazy shit
Cope britfag, you just think it's everywhere the same because of how shitty your culinary tradition is

>>15080341
Americans are protestants too and they at least manage to stimulate their tastebuds, stop looking for excuses, it's just pathetic.

>>15080355
not all american are british retard. All british are locked up in their shed inbreeding during raining season.

>>15080365
>All british are locked up in their shed inbreeding during raining season.
based

>>15080355
I can actually afford to travel and know first hand that most countries serve low effort variations of their national cuisine at average cafes/restaurants. Italy isn't a magical exception just because everyone's pasta sauce tastes just like mummy's (because they're all the same).

I'm Scottish and this thread just makes me want to leave the union..

>>15080372
Cope after cope after cope.
You people really are fucking pathetic and you're just willing to shit on everyone else so you can pretend they're on your level. Simply disgusting, the angloid mind truly is a matter of the devil.

>>15080382
they are decent folk 9 days out of 10. Just don't let them cook.

>>15080382
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italian-army-called-in-to-carry-away-corpses-as-citys-crematorium-is-overwhelmed-11959994

Can't even cook your dead grandma properly you pasta slurping faggot. Italy truly is a shit hole, and you're just compensating for it by bragging about saucy bread.

British food lives rent free in the mind of these foreign mongs, several threads a week, hilarious.

Cheers lads

>>15080398
what you gonna do with yours then ? Spit roast or rashers ?

>>15080401
better yet, going back to your roots: how about some minced meat pie sweenie sweeney todd?

>user doesn't want to spend money
>goes to the supermarket for 'meat'
OMG GUYS YOUR MEAT IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE

The absolute state

>>15080401
I'm not Italian you anglo retard. Keep going down, you're about to reach the bottom.

for me, it's the belted galloway

>>15080421
with covid in hand he can to go to the bottom. only he's been there, done that.

>>15080340
Italian food is extremely lazy. Its only Anglos who complicate dishes that take 15 mins to make by adding 7 different things that don't match and then pretend they know what they're doing by larping and taking like an hour for simple shit. Difference is that Italian food is actually good and its obvious that to make it good you need high quality ingredients since most dishes are no more than 5 ingredients. You can't make good sugo with shitty tomatoes and you can't go full Brit by putting random herbs for "Mediterranean flavours" and also a pitcher of heavy cream, because that shit doesn't work.

>>15080000
>>15080421
You understand how anonymous forums work and that i can only go from the information provided, right?
For someone who's not Italian, you're sure getting defensive on their behalf, which i'd argue is even more pathetic lmao

>>15080419
Meat is good in countries that aren't absolute third world shitholes if you go to a supermarket. I know they sell bottom of the barrel shit for you mongs who've never had proper food.

>>15080439
french cuisine is also complicated but 1) they wrote the bible on 9/10 of cooking cases and 2) the outcome pays off.

>>15080439
>italian food??
>just let me add 15 garlic cloves so it truely tastes italian! Also cover it in olive oil when it's finished!

God I hate anglos, they're so dumb. And unashamed of garlic breath.

>>15080443
Only one post is mine.

>>15080443
What's pathetic is brits talking shit about italian food. That's really fucking pathetic.

Argentina: We have the best beef on the planet
also Argentina: Shorthorn, Hereford, Aberdeen Angus, Holstein, Zebu, Charolais

>>15080450
Exactly dipshit, how is someone supposed to distinguish that if it's anonymous

>>15080453
If by talking shit you mean saying the average dish in most countries is average then you're a sensitive little bitch. What a little crybaby faggot you are.

>>15080453
he can always open up a youtube channel and vlog about cooking. Let's see how well that rolls.

>>15080445
I've never had supermarket meat in my life lad. lol. Nice projection. I'm not poor.

>>15080457
pot talking back to the kettle

>>15080457
The average italian dish is master class compared to the average english dish. Suck it.

>>15080465
>british pilfer: bad
>italian pilfer: good

>>15080463
You clearly don't understand what that means.

>>15080199
in many ways, we're all immigrants =)

>>15080476
you clearly are in denial about anything else.

for me, it's the local butcher selling local produce.
simple as

>>15080482
That's not what the expression means you melt. It's when you accuse someone of being guilty of something you're guilty of.
How is saying the average dish in Italy is average, and the average dish in the UK is average an example of this?

>>15080474
why is any "pilfer" considered bad? who cares what country invented a dish, it's not like any of you faggots cook anything more complex than a sloppa shit

>>15080474
Cope more britshit.

>>15080446
It's complicated, but you know what you're doing. At no point you randomly chug in cream for "creamy sauce" or a vegetable that has no business being in that dish. Complex but good, vs ""complex"" i.e. using random shit and larping you know what you're doing.
>>15080447
Kek, this. Also randomly using thyme, rosemary and parsley when the dish doesn't even need it. Basil everywhere because if we use one thing, means it goes everywhere. Clueless retards who make recipes based off of Chinese whispers.
>>15080457
Well I'm from there as opposed to someone who isn't. It doesn't take an Italian to recognise what is better or not. There's things to praise UK for, and food is definitely not one of them.
>>15080459
I'm not poor either, it's just i can get a piece of meat from a random supermarket and it will taste better than your hipster bullshit "butchers".

>>15080490
>I SWEAR ON ME MUM BRIT FOOD IS JUST AS GOOD AS ITALIAN FOOD
lmao so fucking pathetic, imagine being this delusional

>>15080342
You must be brain damaged if you can't google your nearest butcher

>>15080495
>local family run butcher that's over 150 years old
>my great-great grandfather shopped there
Aye, lad. It's totally a hipster with beard, glasses and tats. That's got to be the biggest cope in this thread.

>>15080490
because one is shitty for the sake of raking money. The other is shitty because he's a fully raging retard. And yes, you WILL eat shit on both accounts. And they WILL eat it. And it is hypocritical, condenscending on both accounts and it kind of ruins it for everyone who eats your shit.

>bangers and spaghetti
a daring synthesis of italian and british cuisine

>>15080503
I did, and it wasn't anything special and didn't warrant the extra price tag. Just because your food standards are abhorrent and you can't buy good food in supermarket doesn't mean the rest of the world has shit supermarkets too. Stupid, immature mentality.

>>15080497
Why do Brits make you seethe so much mate? Did you get cucked by a bong at some point and you cope by posting toast sandwiches on mongolian basket weaving forums?

>>15080512
The humble mac and cheese pie.

>>15080506
Well I'm glad you have access to good meat, but it's nowhere near the struggle here to find high quality produce. You'd actually have to look for low quality food specifically to find it.

>>15080516
but you said butchers were underground, hinting that you could never find them. So you're just talking bullshit?

>>15080512
settle down Beavis

>>15080510
I'm pretty sure all average cafe's and restaurants are just doing the bare minimum to turn an average profit.

>>15080524
It's on my doorstep. Where's the struggle? It's on every town's doorstep. The absolute state of you. You fucking eat meat from a supermarket, lad.

>>15080537
you dont go bare minimum to get average. Shit goes in shit goes out. Any other mode is called money laundering or failure.

>>15080542
I remember italy being pretty corrupt in that regard.
The local supermarket got burned down for not paying protection money whilst i was there for a few weeks.

>>15080545
that shit is pretty standard globaly. Most places you'll probably have lived and have restaurants tend to follow this rule, wheather it's london fish n chips, french cafe or greek gyros. What they cook is what you pay. Shit you pay shit you get.

>>15080545
>mafia in 2020
do italians really

>>15080548
better than importing asians on refrigerated trucks.

>>15080553
elaborate?

>>15080559
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_lorry_deaths

>>15080074
You’re trying to play the dumb catch-22 here eh?
Funny enough I’m going to use this for every European country since they got conquered and stole from those there

>>15080074
Lol blockhead.

>>15080525
No, I'm saying they aren't exactly common and for most people not really an alternative.

>>15080541
>You fucking eat meat from a supermarket, lad
>we have absolute garbage for food unless you dig for it, so rest of the world is exactly the same
Yes, so? It's better quality than your "butchers". Your meat is nothing special, stop larping you have amazing food.

>>15080545
Nice larp. Most supermarkets are part of massive conglomerate chains, they don't pay protection money or whatever fantasy situation you're talking about. Mafia mostly runs drugs, prostitution and things like that, you won't ever know they exist unless you are looking to be a drug dealer. I bet you're one of those people who pretend everything in Italy is covered in trash bfcsuse you saw a documentary from ten years ago about Napoli lmao.

>>15080548
It's nothing like American movies about 20's Brooklyn lad. And yes, organised crime tends to exist everywhere and it's nothing special when compared to rest of the Europe.

>>15080638
i don't think they are anything like Hollywood period. Noone is like Holywood. Not even Hollywood is like Hollywood outside of Hollywood.

>>15080646
Yes, but I've seen many people LARP as Italy being some sort of a crime ridden shithole with trash everywhere because they've watched some documentary that isn't even relevant anymore or crime movies. It's all based on retarded stereotype, try living in Italy and you'll realize the only danger here is the massively incompetent bureaucracy. That and sometimes people going on strikes for retarded reasons, but we're not quite Frnech-tier in that regard.

>>15080658
sounds like Greece without debt discussions on the table.

>>15080677
I'm pretty sure there is a rather big debt on Italian government as well, but I don't think it's anywhere as bad. Current political climate is about kicking refugees out.

>>15080632
https://www.ft.com/content/73de228c-e098-11e8-8e70-5e22a430c1ad
>Taking advantage of the decade-long economic crisis in Italy, the Mafia has bought up cheap farmland, livestock, markets and restaurants, laundering its money through what is one of the country’s leading industries.
>It now accounts for 15 per cent of total estimated Mafia turnover. “The reliability of the business in the crisis brought about the interest of the Mafia,” says Stefano Masini, a law professor at the Observatory. “It’s profitable and not dangerous like the drug market. They are now inserted in the industry from field to fork.”

Just because you don't like what you're reading doesn't make it false.

>>15080690
how about britfags not having a decent kitchen? we've done a thorough job rubbing it on your face. Don't see how you still breathe. Kill yourself please.

>>15080219
Wrong again, retard.
UK = England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland
Great Britain = England, Scotland, Wales

>>15080702
What a gay response lmao

>>15080713
Don't see you bringing food for thought. Or the table. In fact, don't go anywhere near food.

>>15071964
>pilfer from other nations
Well... considering those other nations only pilfered those from Indo-Europeans, I'd say they are all truly ours.

>>15080722
>Italians
>Thought
Pick one. You couldn't even read the two paragraphs BTFO of Italy because it was too many words.

>>15080730
and copy-pasting is thinking. Kill yourself.

>>15080735
It is if you read and understand it.
Have i struck a nerve? Do you feel insecure about being dumb?

>>15080744
So you help how exaclty ? Droping out of college ? Using a computer doesn;t make you special. You just advertise you're a special snowflake and butthurt.

>>15080754
>>15080744
youre both niggers now shut up and talk about food

>>15080755
don't see anyone continuing this thead without reposting UK not having a shread of decent food.

>>15080754
lmao you're seething so much that you can't even type coherently anymore. Look at your pathetic attempt to insult me, and how it falls flat on its face because you can't even type properly in your enraged state.
Like i give a fuck about what some random failure of a human thinks.

>>15080778
hey, you're the one who comes back everytime someone tells that you eat shit.

>>15080788
That's because goading the mentally stunted is funny.

>>15080796
joke's on you then.

>>15080801
no u

>be Brit
>have your food criticised
>start seething and have foam coming from the corners of your mouth
>"you're obsessed, rent free haahahahaha xD"
I'm sorry, but there is a reason why Italy is largely idealised and emulated for food alone, and also consitently ranks in top 3 favourite global cousines, while Britain is universally held to have the one of the worst, if not the worst food in the world.
>>15080690
>one of the 20 regions has a crime problem that is very specific and mostly concentrated in a specific area of said region
>HUR DUR ERRY DAY SHOPS R BURNING DOWN BRO I WENT TO ITALY MAFIA STOPPED ME AND ROBBED ME OF ME QUID
Of course everywhere there is mafia and it is not safe, please don't visit. Also nothing to do with British food and why it's utter shit.
>>15080730
You're a delusional retard who can't tell with whom they are arguing with. UK is a drab shithole with horrible weather and retarded, ugly mongoloid people living in shitty commieblock shitbrick houses and eating absolute shit for food. I wouldn't move back there even if you paid me good money for nothing.

>>15080817
hey, you said you eat shit yourself

>>15080827
lmao i didn't say it happened everywhere. I said it happened once when i was there, and then some spaghetti niggers went full damage control trying to deny it ever happens
How do you retards not understand how anonymity works?

>>15080690
And no, nobody is going around asking for protection money from random butcheries or small shops. Just whataboutism to try and say Italy is shit, evne though the discussion is about food. I might as well start posting all the articles about Muslim gangs raping girls and LARP that it happens everywhere in UK and all the time.
>>15080837
>I was tehre and it happened
Totally, you also understand enough language to even get news about somethign like that happening. And you totally didn't make up a LARP story just to pretend that Italy is le 3rd world shithole and you know everything about the world from the comforts of your mum's basement. I live in the North, maybe I am biased, but mafia presence is not very felt and it's only obvious in the moer traditionally illegal activities like prostitution, gambling and drug trade. I've never once in my life heard anywhere anyone being extorted for protection money, least of all a fucking chain supermarket. You're making shit up and going all "HAHA IT TOTALLY HAPPENED BTFO COPE COPE BLOO BLAA BLOOO".

>>15080837
And when did it happen and in which city?

>>15080851
at this point you eat shit at yourself alone in your home. Can't think anyone else capable of standing seeing you eat shit. Anywhere.

>>15080857
I don't think I understand your schizo-posting, Anon.

>>15080863
neither do you. Educate us at brittish kitchen. That noone wants to know at this point. The joke is still on you tho.

>>15080872
What are you talking about? What is there to educate on? I'm not sure what exactly are you trying to argue about now. Are you sure you are replying to the right person?

>>15080711
Wrong. The Uk is the union of Scotland and England.
If Scotland voted yes for independence the UK would dissolve. NI and Wales have the same relationship to England as Quebec does to Canada

>>15080875
the joke is still on you shit eater.. But go on.

>>15080883
Ahaha yeah... take your meds.

>>15080887
you souldn't be alowed in front of a computer. Who's dick did you suck ?

>>15080194
>>literal who cheeses
these cheeses are all common in England

>>15080892
>common
It's like 70% cheddar, 20% parma, 5% meme foreign cheeses and 5% meme local cheeses.

>>15080896
they're still common
you're not going to struggling finding any of these, especially if they are regional to you

>>15080881
Made me reply/10, luckily that doesn't stop you being a mongoloid.

>>15080905
Still felt like Cheddar was the main cheese people eat. I tried the other ones and the only one I really liked was Stilton. At least compared to how much shelves of cheddar you have in relation to lesser known British cheeses, it seemed rather negligible, same market share as foreign cheeses that aren't parma, brie or gouda, like gruyere, etc. They exist, but they didn't commonplace on the table.

>>15080382
Lol enjoy living in your third world country giuseppe, hows the corona treating you guys? Oh wait I forgot you don't have the infrastructure to cope. And you know it's funny you're so burning with national pride, as every Italian I've met has been dying to leave and emigrate due to lack of jobs. But keep slurping your spaghetti and shitposting on 4chan about how angloids are inferior. The only redeeming factor of your cesspool nation is that its narrowly better than Greece

>>15080960
You seem upset.

>>15080960
you still like to eat shit. Do you like drinking the cum of whoever let you sit on the pc ? How about taking your meds with dessert pudding ?

>>15080403

>be Brit
>be slurping down a fat Muslim cock while eating tikka curry and kebab - classic staples of british cooking
>go on internet, on a cooking board, on a thread about british food
>rest of the world makes fun of you, even America
>hmm
>"could it be our food is utter garbage and we can't cook?"
>"Nah, 3rd world abloo ablooo bloo bloo im upset mummy, bloo bloo bloo our food is great abloo bloo bloo"
Stiff upper lip they said.

>>15080974
>Be fat italian neckbeard
>Be picking meatballs out of your fat folds as your phone vibrates to inform you the corona deaths in Italy are at a new record high
>Decide to restore national pride somewhat, go and post vitrolic thread on /ck/ without checking the catalogue to see if the Brit hate thread you mad yesterday is up
>"Mama mia my spaghetti better than fish and chip"
>Snorts parmesan

>>15080987
>Fat
Britbros... we got too cocky... too many chippies and Gregg's rolls...

>>15071964
>British
>cuisine
???

>>15081028
lurkmoar

>>15080827
>You're a delusional retard who can't tell with whom they are arguing with. UK is a drab shithole with horrible weather and retarded, ugly mongoloid people living in shitty commieblock shitbrick houses and eating absolute shit for food. I wouldn't move back there even if you paid me good money for nothing.

And we're the ones seething?

>>15081090
this is a dead thread. Should it burn to the ground, nothing of value would be lost.

>>15081105
Its pretty alive for /ck/ standards honestly

>>15080074
>obscene genocide festival
Yeah bro that's why all the peaceable ones are still around, it was a genocide for sure
Silence, Euro-trash

>>15080910
>An american tries to tell me how my country works
Sad.

>>15081090
It's FACTS.

What a thread

>>15081269
another day in the life of retards and no-lifers during the plague.

>>15080848
>I might as well start posting all the articles about Muslim gangs raping girls and LARP that it happens everywhere in UK and all the time
lmao are you legitimately retarded? I'm not denying that rape happens, nor did i say shop burnings happen all over italy. I'm saying it happened once when i was there you room temp IQ faggot.
>Totally, you also understand enough language to even get news about somethign like that happening
This might sound like a weird concept, but people can have friends who speak other languages.

>>15080851
About 8 years ago. I was staying with my italian gf in her apartment about half an hour outside of rome.

>>15081277
I'm not buying your story. I googled it and I couldn't find any articles. You're full of shit. Next thing you're gonna claim is you worked in a restaurant here and that you actually speak Italian.

>>15081472
Protection money doesn't work anymore, not as good other revenues. If anything businesses would be forced to money launder, not protect. He's talking shit, and the shop probably got burned down by drug addicts.

>>15080079
>america is a nation of immigrants
Fuck off shitskin. My family's been here since the colonial period.

>>15081496
Your family are still immigrants to america

>>15081472
Well if you couldn't find an article about a fire at some chain store nearly a decade ago then i guess it didn't happen.
Believe me or not, doesn't make any difference.

>>15081511
Colonizers, not immigrants

>>15081539
And do you want to tell me that a few colonisers fucked and made 300 million people in 400 years without any outside help?

Burger asking a question to the Brits.
Are your culinary traditions something you take pride in, just accept, or despise?

>>15081559
I don't care, food is food at the end of the day

>>15081179
Seethe more

>>15081559
We have no culinary tradition

>>15081493
It doesn't make any sense because it's made up bullshit by an Angry Brit.
>>15081531
Because what you're describing is unusual and would go to news, unless, you know, real world doesn't operate like crime movies about America in 80's and you're not just a larper making shit up.

>>15081708
I knew a shop owner who payed protection money to a crime boss so he wouldn't get robbed by random druggies. Detered them because if they robbed the shop the gang would come and get them. Wasn't unusual to have gang members in shop at night dealing or just bumming around.

>>15081847
Yeah and I'm 7' tall and I fucked your bitch with my 10 incher. I'm typing this on a yacht while getting blown by three sloots BTW I'm also a millionaire

>>15081877
I'm not bullshitting like the other guy, he asked them for protection because he's a paki and it's a shit neighborhood. He got robbed three times in the first month of opening, one of which was stopped by police because they were doing the rounds. The protection that guy was talking about was the non negotiable kind. It's not too uncommon here because of all the druggie smackheads trying to pay the dealers for their fix.

>>15081877
>millionaire
>yacht
You have to be on the upper end of millionaire to afford yachts

>>15071964
>tell me about the best british cuisine that they didn't pilfer from other nations
for example tea and curry and what not are off the table
what would you put in the "and what not" category? They're not even good at stealing food

>>15081926
Hmm, makes sense. Where you're from?
>>15081933
I clearly wrote billionaire.

>>15082202
Bongland. I live in a shit area, basically a ghetto with a lot less blacks and a few polish mixed in. A lot of homeless too, they're the ones to watch out for hecause you can easily get stabbed. The drug dealers and such tend to stay quiet and don't cause trouble. They certainly wont burn down a shop because they refused to pay, that's a retarded move no matter how you look at it

>>15082202
>Hmm, makes sense. Where you're from?
You'll happily believe that it happens everywhere other than Italy? Good grief how insecure and deluded can Italians get.

>>15082416
He believes my story because it doesn't involve retarded stuff like the mafia burning a shop dowb for no good reason

>>15082543
No, he believes your story because he's a little faggot in denial about anything bad ever happening in Italy, and you're facilitating him because you've never left your home town and don't know anything else.

>>15082635
Sounds like you're still pissed off because no one believed your story. Explain why the mafia burned down a supermarket, what's the advantage? That doesn't make sense, as well as if they own supermarkets or whatever. Go on and explain because you said I don't know anything else. Unless you're not the story guy then ignore me

>>15082918
>They pay protection
>Free money

>They don't pay protection
>Burn down business as a warning to others
They exist to an extent in most countries, but oddly enough the birthplace of the mafia has a bigger problem with them. Look up the Addio Pizzo movement, which was started to combat mafia extortion.

>>15072050
Watermelons, Kool AIDS, Grape Soda.

>>15083212
ALSO KFC and white chicken meat.

>>15083204
Yes, burn down a chain store probably ran out of Germany, totally an example to some big ass company with 300+ stores. Retarded larper.

>>15083238
>>15083238
>totally an example to some big ass company with 300+ stores
I never said it was you dumb nigger. Why are you acting like a pissy woman? You're taking so much offense over something that's so mundane.

>>15083204
I've read the article you posted earlier and I've looked up the addio thing. Was it a supermarket that got burned down? As in a lidl or walmart type of supermarket? Or was it an independent shop or a stall in a market? Because burning down a supermarket doesn't make sense as I said before >>15082918

>>15083449
Your story is a larp and it would 100% make it to the news. Just give it a break.

>>15072050
It works in reverse in america.

For example if you get italian food in america it's rarely ever actually italian, it's italian american, an almost alien food in comparison that evolved due to poorer italian immigrants having access to very different ingredients in the new world.

That's how American food is.