/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15058051

Yes.

tfw it's mid November and I haven't even thought about a delicious festive bake

lockdown has truly robbed us all of our humanity

>>15058074
>this is who posts "amerimutt"

>>15058172

Greggs is open lad get yourself down there and buy one or five or better yet have you thought about getting your delicious Greggs fix via Just Eat or Click and Collect? I'm going to get some now!

>>15058191
Forgot pic! :D

>>15058051
No.
Greggs is unhealthy and tastes of nothing, so it's basically pointless. The only function it serves is to provide cheap lukewarm calories for sad old people and northerners.

>>15058942
fat nonce mutt get the fuck out of my thread

>>15058074
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>15058967
You can't be serious you horrendous lisping FAGGOT

>>15058979
i am. the only bakery i can find that does coronation chicken,

>>15058074
absolute noijuw

For me it's Cooplands (Yorkshire, not the Midlands one)

>>15059055
Hello 999? I think I've found the nonce that did Madelin McCann in

>>15058051
Nothin better for ya when yer hangin out yer arsehole than two yumyums and a steakbake

>>15058967
Look at all those sad nobodies

>>15059519
t. Swiss tastelet that can't handle 4 pints without technicolour yawning

I got called racist at greggs the other day, lads

>>15059806
Tell us what happened lad

>>15059847
>"Sorry mate we don't serve pakis"

>>15058051
Greggs is fucking SHITE.
Oliver's the bakers was infinitely better.

>>15058074
this is the most norf picture I will ever see

>>15060712
>Was

If it's so good how come it's DEAD? FAGGOT!

>>15059806

Was it meant as an insult or a compliment?

>>15058051
I feel sorry for people who eat at factory outlets

Greggs isn't a patch on the guy with a van who turns up outside

Sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, beans - all wrapped together in soft puff pastry. It's lifechanging.

>>15060989
>soft puff

You don't need to sign your posts on 4chan newfag

Someone explain what this thread is to a retarded amerimutt

>>15061327
Greggs is a bakery most known for savory pastries. It's cheap, it's a million calories, and is generally frequented most by people who work manual labour.

>>15061367
Sounds based

luv pakis
luv nonces
luv wogs
‘ate pints
‘ate tories
‘ate footy
‘ate greggs
simple as

>>15058051
It's aight if you got nothin else to go on.
Though most places with a greggs has better spots round for the same price.
Me mate always grabs some too put in the fridge, tell you what. Reheated greggs is fuckin vile.

Though I wish they would put something to give it a bit more kick, the sausage rolls just taste like paste.

>>15061327
Kill yourself

>Oi lads let's not go to that Gregg's let's go to the good Gregg's.

>>15061406
which?

>>15058051
I had acid thrown in my face by a Muslim immigrant outside Greggs. Turns out diversity wasn't my greatest strength. I rarely go outside. I just want my town back, my family have lived here for 400 years.

>>15062429
Go blow up the nearest mosque ffs

>>15061367
>Pay more to eat in
Why?

>>15062458
Pastry tax

>>15062665
Wrong
>>15062458
VAT is applied to foods consumed on premises

>>15062971
>VAT is applied to foods consumed on premises
If I order takeaway and eat it in the store then what?

>>15062976
Try it. Usually staff will let it slide.

>>15062976
Then VAT doesn't apply. Are you stupid? You pay at the checkout and can't retroactively change your order.

>>15058053
Notice how nobody has a retort for this correct observation

>>15062981
>Usually staff will let it slide.
lol if they don't? Do they badger the guy eating his $1.40 sausage roll for more money?

>>15062983
It's rhetorical, you fucking retard. You should always order takeaway regardless of your intentions.

>>15062986
Well mutt people are more honest in the 1st world so it doesn't seem to happen desu

>>15063004
I'm white as snow and wouldn't be stupid enough to pay 20% more for a product simply due to how I intend to eat it unless it's being delivered to me. It has nothing to do with honesty.

>>15062986
you sound like a cretin

>>15063026
Maybe, but I'm not retarded so stay mad, retard. Pay your 16p.

>yanks
oh my days

>>15063017
You are a mutt. You will never be white

>>15063070
100% Germanic and English. Keep paying your retard tax.

>>15063077
>Dios mio... El chupcabre...

>>15063114
>If I keep repeating memes it will mean he's not white and I'm not retarded
Yeah, no. Sorry, mate.

>>15063077
mutt-kun if you aren't going to contribute to my thread or buy any Greggs I'll have to insist you remove yourself from the premises, VAT or no VAT. Good day

>>15063136
gay

Do I need a pastry loicense and consent from the Queen to eat there?

>>15063124
>100% "germanic"

>british in charge of food

>>15063195
yeah.

>>15063154

>>15061367
>is generally frequented most by people who work manual labour.

You mean people on benefits?

>>15058053
not quite the same this time, the image is both lust provoking but relevant to the question at hand.

UK tier list:

1. Southern English
2. Welsh
3. Scottish
4. Northern Irish
5. All other English

>>15058191
It's either Gregg's I'd KFC for dinner lads. What shall i have?

>>15063985
Greggs 100%, one hundred percent. Get me a CB pasty & latte plz

>>15058074
Imagine the smell

>>15058967
They got rid of the jumbo traditional, that's all I ever had from there really.

anyone like my new mousepad?

>>15059847
I got called racist in greggs

>>15064290

you weave an intricate tale

>>15058967
After I take her to pound cafe we going to pound town

>>15062985
it's not a real woman, anyone who thinks cartoons are lust provoking should be locked up.

>>15064290
Were you being racist?

>>15064290
Why

>>15064941
I was being racist

>>15064278
Imagine if this was the old days where stuff was made by hand and some old maid had to sit there and stitch every row and column of that daft covering for that mousepad.

>>15064278
Wow that wrist support really does Want to Hang Out.

>>15064941
I was gonna say the M word

>>15065131
? meat?

>>15065131
damn, I would

>>15064963
In Gregg's?

>>15063948
Devon lad here, this is extremely accurate

>>15061406
That’s low fell Greggs in Gateshead - the old shop was the one in the left, the new shop in the right has seating in iirc.

>>15065430
Yeah it was in greggs

>>15061367
> 96 layers of pastry

we're reaching jap level autism here

>>15065847
Have you ever made a pastry? that's like 4 folds

Someone please explain to me what the hell is wrong with Norfers. I had to visit my English cousins last summer, and I stayed with them for three weeks. Three nights a week we'd go to a bar, different one each time, and EVERY FUCKING NIGHT a fatass Norfer tried to pick a fight with me. One because I sounded American. Another because I ordered a cider instead of a real drink. Another because I said IPAs were trash. Another because I flirted with a woman that as far as I can tell he wasn't associated with in any given way. It was ridiculous. What makes them all so stupid yet so proud of it?

>>15065876
i dont know how to cook

How does Greggs stack up against Jimmy Ocean?

>>15065887
Well don't give up anon, it's real easy just jump in head first

>>15065886
yer eva from the norf, or against the nof

its really simple as

id spell it for ya but i dunt know me lettas

>>15065886
the further norf you go in the UK people have increasingly larger chips on their shoulders
they have nothing left
no present
no future
so they lash out

>>15065886
To be fair, you’d get the same all across the UK, and probably even in some of the colonies like Aus and NZ. Anglos are a tribal people who dislike outsiders, especially foreigners

>>15065886
Right so, the North is a shithole.
British people are horrible nasty fuckers. I hate it here. Please take me back to Kanas

Not gonna lie - I came to UK in 2012 and I've never bothered with Gregg's until it popped up 100 meters from me last month. The sausage beans cheese melt is quite good... It's the sober equivalent of a drunk kebab - you just can't complain after... and if you do, you are the one to begin with.

>>15065926
>increasingly larger chips on their shoulders
what about the fish

>15065886
>15065926
>15065999
>15066566
nonces who have never met a norfener, much less been to the norf - feel free to ignore

>>15065886
stop soundin like a yank
order a better drank
back off the skank
simple as

>>15058051
I can't speak about calories or whatever, but their sausage rolls are fantastic for your mental health.

For me, as northerner, it's Sayers. Which for some reason was called thomsons in the next town over

god the UK is a dystopian shithole

>>15058053
fuck off faggot. now that trump is out people will hopefully start recognizing fundie posting the way they did before being blinded by the sjw leftist crap

bloody luv greggs

>>15062429
Did you apologize to the Muslim? Its disrespectful to not embrace the acid on your face.

>>15068058
Good lad

>>15061406
>Dumb Greggs

>>15068058
Good Norfie, keep consooming the grease
Keeps you nice and docile so the ruling class can continue to rape your fat, semi-conscious shitboxes!

>>15069262
**Grabs a hold of you and violates your baggy anus**

Take it back bitch

>>15064278
Those tits look photoshopped

>>15070281
Scratch that, the logo is photoshop

For me it's morrisons.

>>15070351
>tfw lunch was a morrisons baguette cut in half with a pen knife, the cheapest ham I could find and three bottles of cider

4 sosig rolls for 1 quid? that's a cracking good deal innit

>>15058051
>Is Greggs good for you?
yer m8 its proppa nosh fit for the posh

>>15070351
nice

>>15070321
ummmm no?

>>15058051
All these fucking posts and no fucker has mentioned steak bakes

you fucking savages, steak bakes are god tier take away food - NOTHING comes close

>>15058051
>>15058053
fpbp

>>15071651
Zoom in onto the space between the boobs and look at the blue

greggs me plz

>>15071696
>mmm, cold gloopy diarrhoea gravy that explodes all over your face when you take a bite, with maybe two lumps of gristle you're lucky
It's fucking pikey food, your senses have just been dulled by generations of poor breeding and fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>15058051
Non-UK bro here. Is the food made freshly on-site or is it frozen andshipped in from distribution centres, thawed and reheated and then left under heating lamps for hours on end?

>>15074395
Neither.

Par-cooked in large industrial bakeries then frozen. Finished on site, no heating lamps as it is not advertised as hot (to prevent attracting VAT)

>>15074402
They're served cold/room temperature as a tax dodge?

>>15074402
>>15074452
In fact, they tax extra on hot food?

>>15074452
No, they're finished in an on-site oven, then left in the display window to cool rapidly as a tax dodge. This is one reason of many why Greggs, as well as high street pasty places, are all shit unless you catch them at the right time when a fresh batch has just been made.

For me, it's the baguettes.

>>15060593
>This is regarded as one of the most handsome men in Britain
God help that misbegotten isle of inbreds.

>>15058051
local bakeries are 10x better than greggs, fuck knows what they did to their sausage rolls but they are vomit inducing now

Do britbongs just eat pastries for lunch? How do they not die from heart failure?

>>15059055
Hey I went to one of these when I was in England kind of nice

Why go to Greggs, when you can go to Iceland

>>15070351
Going to Morrisons at closing time after lectures to get all the free/10p end of day deli food that would be thrown out otherwise was one of the highlights of my university weeks.

>>15074697
It's very much a working class habit to eat takeaway pastries every day. And yes, diabetes, heart disease and reduced lifespan is significantly more prevalent in these low-class groups. I suppose the American equivalent would be your population of obese scooter people who eat fast food and cake all day.

>>15074720
I consider myself low-middle class(more low than middle) but I reckon I eat healthily and I'm in shape,so it's not guaranteed

>>15074728
He didn't say it was guaranteed.

>>15066620

Increasingly smaller fish.
That's the problem

>>15074708
Only mums go to iceland m8

>>15074974
>Only mums go to iceland

>>15058074
bill burr on the right

I just moved to Fife (rural Scotland) from Glasgow (3rd biggest city in the UK) and we have Stephen's here.
>For me, it's Stephen's.
The broccoli and cheese pie is unreal.

>>15074708
That's the only place you can get the vegetable bake. My missus used to eat them for dinner until I showed her the cheese and potato lattice from LIDL.
Grim.

>>15074697
>How do they not die from heart failure?
Anon...

>>15065886
>I flirted with a woman that as far as I can tell he wasn't associated with in any given way
Flirtin' with our ladyfolk were ya...that's a beating.

Only true norferners will remember.

>>15058967
Poundbakery is utter shite.

>>15076032
Sayers were too inconsistent.
Their sosig rolls were either soggy and mushy, crispy and hard or the most perfect delicacy every.

They did a baked bean and something pasty that was the hottest 3rd degree burn giving thing on the planet.

But fuck me if I didn't love those chocolate fudge squares they did.

>>15066852
fucking kek

>>15058074
Is that a man or a woman on the left?

>>15076187
yes
so is the creature on the right. I have on a good account that it doesnt have balls

>>15058051
Do they sell milk aquariums at Greggs?
>>15069262
>PoV - You're a lefty tosser.jpg

>>15076665
>Do they sell milk aquariums at Greggs?
yes

>>15076199
Dubs don't lie

dubz n ill greggs tomorrow trips and ill greggs every day this week quads and ill buy the first 10 (you)s a greggs