/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15038915
10/10, would suck and fuck the dog whilst cutie watches

>>15038915
Looks alright but post more doggo and less cute tranny

Where's the toppings?

>>15038930
Cheese
Tomato sauce
Simple as

>>15038937
>Simple
More like bland and boring.

>>15038915
Dip a pizza point in your butthole. Tell us how it tastes.

>>15039095
A bit nutty.

>>15038915
>pizza
>gf
>cute doggy
What more does a man need?

>>15039103
another man and nix the gf

>>15039115
Bit gay desu.

>>15038915
looks nasty ngl

>>15039286
That's the gayest pizza I've ever seen

>>15038915
>FMK
Fuck the dog, marry the pizza, kill the girl

>>15039292
Yeah it looks like he put little penis heads on it haha what a fag

>>15038915
You need oil in your dough, and less flour. It almost looks like you used cheddar on top, something is definitely weird. Buy 'pizza' mozzarella and under no circumstances get pregrated.

>>15039286
don't forget to post a picture of it after it's cooked

>>15038915
Looks like shit but I'd eat it.
Cool dog too.

>>15038915
Like shit.

I like putting Tabasco Chipotle on my pepperoni pizza. Anyone else put hot sauce on their pizza?

>>15039115
no idea why so many faggots are around these days
it must be a learned behavior

>>15040299
I do! I used to work at a by-the-slice shop and we had really solid homemade ranch. I'd use a bunch of ranch and a bunch of tabasco on my slices sometimes, and it was really bomb. Not my everytime way of eating pizza, but sometimes yea I would just absolutely drown it in that shit. Actually just got a taste memory and it made me nostalgic.

I also sometimes use the Chipotle Tabasco and the red tabasco and mix them both together on a plate and dip the pizza in that. I think the mix of the two complements the pizza best, at least from this particular joint. Woodstocks Pizza in California carries both of these sauces and has a really robust flavored tomato sauce that is pretty great.

>>15039604
that's fucking nice

>>15038915
Doesn't look too great OP
> Crust looks doughy and cakey
> Sauce looks like cheap garbage
> Cheese looks like plastic

Would rather eat Chuck E. Cheese pizza/10

>>15040305
Thats the big difference between boomers and millennials. Boomers call each other faggot to prevent the spread of faggotry and millennials brag about being faggots to spread the faggotry and make everyone equally miserable

>>15038915
I thought that cheese looked that way because of the pixelation of your camera
Did you use cheddar cheese or soemthing?

>>15038915
The dog looks so sad, give it a piece

>>15041349
It's pixelated cheese you fucking idiot.

>>15039314
3edgy5me

>>15041351
Its sad BECAUSE they gave him a piece

>>15038915
first pizza i ever made

>>15041578
most recent pizza i made

>>15041595
>>15041578
you on drugs mate?

>>15041750
Hahaha, I didn't have a peel for the first one, and I used a super heavy large cutting board. I lost my grip and it slipped down.

Later I got a peel and a pizza steel. The 2nd pic is a sourdough starter with 75% hydration with mozzarella di bufala. Good af, but ripped a bit when stretching

>>15041098
I know.

>>15042014
Ya, you still have a lot of fucking work to do.

>>15041578
>>15041595
lol, your pizza a shit
I hand make pizza everyday, will post pics in a few hours when I get to work

>>15042031
Ehh, that's not the most aesthetic pizza I've made, it's the most recent. Tasted great tho. Attached is a pretty aesthetic one I have

>>15042060
looks like garbage, to be honest

>>15038915
Looks like biscuit dough.

>>15040305
>>15041310
I was literally just thinking about this yesterday. Late millennial males/zoomers behave like women now in terms of doing shit like hugging and acting gay when it comes to other guys similar to how women often do with other women. It wouldn't surprise me if they had pillow fights at sleepovers either.

That’s the shittiest pizza I’ve ever seen, and I frequently eat gas station pizza.

>>15039286
Now THAT looks like a good pizza, anon. Kudos.

>>15042060
>pretty aesthetic
not really lol

>>15042100
It’s horrible looking. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>>15042096
you've got low standards

>>15042120
I guess I do. I’m also hungry right now. I turn into a pig when I’m hungry

>>15042060
Ay anon I'm the u on drugs m8 reply, that one's a banger, keep it up! Your crust looks to notch visually each time btw.

>>15042542
Top notch* sorry, phoneposting.

>>15040305
porn and internet addiction

>>15042129
>I guess
no need to guess, you do

lol

>>15038915
>>15039286
Looks good. Here's mine. How long did you guys let your dough rise? I let mine rise for about 2hrs. Tasted like a cracker. Cheddar cheese topping. Sauce came out dark for some reason.

>>15045422
This tasted pretty good except for the dough. Needs a more suitable cheese.

>>15042042
got swamped tonight, no pics, will post on Friday when I go back to work

>>15045422
>cheddar on a pizza, without mozz
NGMI

>>15039286
Looks good. Much better than the shit op posted.

>>15045461
That's awful.

Why is your kid bobbing for pizza

>>15038915
must be pretty shite if even the dog is not interested

>>15038937
>simple as

>>15038926
the dog is already getting fucked and sucked

>>15040299

I shredded my own mozarella, why did the cheese turned crispy? is it the oven's fault or the cheese?

>>15046236
>is it the oven's fault or the cheese?

Neither the oven nor the cheese are sentient. They have no agency, responsibility, or guilt. It's YOUR fault.

>>15038915
Mine from a couple days ago

So much time at home I decided to improve my pizza.

>>15038915
overworked puck looking crust, shitty ratio, low quality cheese, ugly girl
10/10 dog though