/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Our queen.

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>>15031096
the things a flat chested girl will do for attention

>>15030964
>go big or go home

I'll go home, thanks.

>>15032576
virgin

>>15030964
she will never pass

>>15032582
Never in my life have I seen something as fucking disgusting as this.

>>15032601
I legit thought the top was custard

>>15031096
The bearded dude in the back looks very confused and disappointed.

>>15031096
may allah give him strength

>>15032656
>>15032665

Jack isn't funny, feel free to stop any time

Jack bad

>>15032669
doesn't seem very epic to me

>>15031096
Isaac's about to spread some jihad on her flat buttocks.

>>15032582
This video is ADD personified

>>15032656
Every Ja/ck/ webm is just him pouring different kinds of canned shit in one big can and calling it food

>>15032687
Is he a fucking retard holy shit

>>15030964
That's clearly not 9" tall

>>15031096
who is this

>>15033018
Who dat

>>15032622
is this person disabled? he keeps eating out of his spoon that hasnt changed salt levels

>>15033093
This guy hates food. Hates it. He's trying to destroy cooking from within.

>>15032731
Jackfruit yuuumumumummmmmmmmmymyyyyyYYY

>>15031096
she will be stoned for this inshallah

>>15030964
>Where is it?
It WAS gone, banished. Now you had to go and bring it back so that some idiotfucker can Jackpost all over this thread. Good fucking job.

Jackposting is true cancer.

>>15033086
that one wasn't his fault, the instructions clearly said to lock the lid down. this led to a ton of videos on youtube showing this thing exploding. then all of a sudden they all got taken down and the instructions were updated to say DO NOT LOCK THE LID WHEN ON
he even made an "updated" review on it where he basically sounds like he has a gun to his head to not say anything negative about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59Y

>>15032731
i dont think jackfruit has anywhere near the texture that pork does. however, it is still really good on its own, and i would definitely eat that sandwich

>>15032656
Jack is truly the sloppa king

>>15032785
Why is his gimp arm so shiny?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted them once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Jack dump and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" party cheese salad, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fat fuck youtuber. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Jackfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SO JUICY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>15033326
I'm a girl but I'd pay good money to watch her wrangle a dick

>>15033085
Maybe the retard here is you who cannot see this is obviously a joke.

>>15032679
>>15032771
>>15033132

>>15032849
Can someone unbreak my heart plz?

>>15032582
do americans really?

>>15033507
It's shitty frozen pizza, you honestly thought they made it en masse by hand?

>>15032849
Love these

>>15033132
thats the "iv been working for the past 7 hours to make this shit fresh and this gook is going to profit more than me from it" face

>>15032688
>French's Worchester's Sauce
Pig fucking disgusting

>>15033342
>40% and it's going up

>>15033085
>>15033403
I unironically did this once but immediately realised what a retard I was.

>>15034424
You mean the 'I regret never applying myself to anything but minimum wage labor' face?

Once again mods are fucking faggots.

>>15034811
No.

>there once was a time when Jack posting wasn’t cancer
Finding out about him when he was new was hilarious. Now I can’t stand the spam by the one disabled retard

>>15030964
see this? this is the face of enjoyment. you should all try and reach his level of posterity.

>>15032720
>flagrantly ignoring that absolute faggot with his muh food waifu
Beyond based.

>>15032812
Weak showing from Italy.

>>15032812
That's the most sad showing of food i have seen
the ramen one makes me want to cry

I always check to make sure Jack is getting spammed. I'm never disappointed.

>>15032582
Had me until the "melted" "cheddar".

>>15033028
Ja/ck/

>>15034424
How's he going to make something not fresh?
Don't project those retarded thoughts onto him just because he's Arabian. It is not OK.

>>15032812
every single one of these looked like shit

>>15033012
guro is not allowed outside of /b/

>>15033342
I'm a boy and I want you to wrangle my dick.

>>15030964
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NYC NIGGERS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

NYCers endlessly mock Chicago for "tomato soup bowls" and then they turn around and steal "pizza cake" from Canada. What a bunch of retarded niggers.

>>15035675
>incel /pol/tard
Out of my board, little bitch.

>>15032904
Imagine needing a hammer to open a fucking pumpkin

>>15035730
Imagine using a knife. All cooking and eating should be done with rocks and bare hands.

>>15035694
not everyone who likes saying Nigger is from pol. Plus he is actually correct in this instance.

>>15033132
>implying

>>15035842
>mohammed my son, you are making a huge mistake, if you live among infidels they will corrupt you!
>nonsense father, my faith is my armor, no degeneracy will pierce it!
>10 minutes later
>UwU dats a lotta bwead! squishy squishy!

>>15033151
>exploding
You fucked up, goyim. Prepare to be sued by Telebrands

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/7759025/1/telebrands-corp-v-giveme-inc/

>>15035842

>>15032859

> That fucking sticker still on it

He can't even rinse a fruit?

>>15032717
He's not funny. And don't stop posting ja/ck/ anytime soon

>>15035943
Fuck off and eat my ass.

>>15035980

>>15035980
I hope you any anyone involved with this webm die a painful cancer fueled death

>>15036036

>>15035862
heh

>>15032720
see how many times you can replay the first second of this webm before you're fucking sick.

>>15036039
I hope a meteor glasses our planet just so I can die knowing you and the fucks in this video got flash fried

>>15032792
at first i thought this was just a disgusting pile of cake and icing haphazardly put in a bowl but that decorative icing really made it a DISH.

>>15036039
ADD BACON STRIPS ADD BACON STRIPS
XDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSS

>>15036141
I'm sorry it's not Le Epic Jack

>>15036318
That's alright, it's still Le Epic Cringe.

>>15036334
But I thought you liked cringe.

>>15036318
Don't worry, I got you covered.

>>15035694
oh no! not the n word!

>>15035730
Don't listen to >>15035827

I'm in shock that he wasn't able to open it. What a retard.

This is a good burger recipe

>>15030964
I hate those dumb fucking zoomers that need to pose with every meal they eat. Social media was a mistake.

>>15030964
>9 inches tall.
That's not 9 fucking inches.

>>15033531
> americans

>>15031096
is this someones fetish?

>>15036408
Here's the fixed version.

>>15036440
Thanks anon, here is an Italian classic

>>15031096
the most confusing thing about this whole thing is the fact that she's doing it in the middle of a working kitchen

>>15032731
this recipe is shit why is every fucking vegan such a bad cook

>>15032812
>covid pandering in a food video

>>15032812
This video, and the webm which I made, is from well before covid. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>15036456
Kay sure's got an impressive internation cousine resume for an english woman. Here's her making an Australian dish.

>>15032301
>condom cupcakes

>>15032301
A fucking waste of time

>>15032731
If eating meat is wrong and unnatural, why every fucking vegan recipe is "vegan meat dish"?
>tofurkey
>impossible burger
>split pea sausage

>>15031096
Why is she wearing a corset as a shirt

>>15036509
I don't understand what I'm looking at, what is that?

>>15036547
bonito

>>15036547
The future.

>>15032731
>vegan bbq sauce
Wtf is in regular bbq that vegans cant eat?

>>15036340
You know, in Russian criminal slange "waffle" is penis and "waffler" is a man who sucks it. Never it felt more appropriate.

>>15032731
Really though why can't vegans just eat vegan things why do they have to make everything pretend something else. Like whats the point if you're just trying to trick yourself into eating something fake?

>>15032301
pretty cool

>>15031096
>>15033132
>>15035842
what in the fuck is going on

>>15036561
Depending on the sauce, but it include honey or anchovies as seasoning. Neither of which is a major ethical or environmental concern, so it's really just vegans being uppity.

>>15036645
B-B-B-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUTT YOU DON'T GET EAT! HUMANS ARE ACTUALLY OBLIGATE HERBIVORE! YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT MEAT IF YOU SUPPLEMENT YOUR DIET WITH TEN VARIETIES OF NUTS, BEANS AND PILLS! IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL, THAT'S WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WERE EATING!

>>15032812
all this dishes look very sad

>>15032301
>using jello in the cupcake batter
The fuck??

>>15032981
You know he just wiped it down and gave it to Tammy.

>>15032812
in turkey we go to işkembeci, to drink a soup made from cow stomach. its very salty and has vinegar in it, very good after you drink a lot.

>>15033326
Shut up jack

>>15036433
That's what ur mom told me last night.

>>15035840
Of course I'm correct.

>>15033093
>Undercooked chicken
What an absolute retard

>>15036810
Just pop it in a microwave for 1 minute.

>>15036547
Klingon pizza bugs are always best when served live

I kind of feel bad for jack because he is just so delusional about his cooking ability, and he cant use one of his hands anymore because of a stroke, but I also heard he is an asshole so I am conflicted.

>>15037232
The people calling him an asshole are jack poster NEETs so he's probably just slightly less pleasant than the average working cashier.

>>15036531
Because they are trying to convert other people into being Vegan by making familiar foods dumbass

>>15037264
So you mean to say that actual vegans do not eat tofurkeys and impossible whoppers? Then who does, because meat eaters sure as hell don't.

I want to have sex with Jack scalfani

>>15037320
Too bad for you that Jack is a devout Cristian in a god-sanctioned relationship with his spouse Tammy.

Why did Jack disable comments?

>>15037536
It was in solidarity with his hand.

>>15032582
I like how the end result looks like it'd appear in a 1950's cookbook.

>>15030964
And you guys shit on flyovers

>>15036503
Is this supposed to be pavlova??

>>15031096

>>15036039
>>15035980
Crazy to think these guys became millionaires just by stacking different types of fast food with bacon in between it

>>15037762
Oh for fuck's sake you have a food that literally looks like orifice and the best you can do with it is smash it with your face on the side?

>>15036561
Flavor

>>15030964
>pizza. cake.
Gives you a pie.

>>15032765
Jesus that dough

>>15037765
What a massive schnozzle.

>>15037738
Strawberry shortcake.

>>15037905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzCKa_cE1FI

>>15037232
>a stroke
TWO strokes. He didn't learn his lesson the first (or the second) time and continues eating shit, but claims it's ok because he's >leaning keto

>>15032725
it's the great pumpkin

>>15037919
Not to mention his diabetes and destroyed leg.

>>15036547
eat the bugs

>>15037264
>Want to be a vegan? Eat these almost foods you like, but worse.
I don't think this works on anyone but women.

>>15032601

This is far more disgusting. Skyline Chilli from Ohio.

>>15036547
okonomiyaki pizza

>>15036850
It's Gagh anon.

>>15037765

>>15036810
>He doesn't like his chicken blue rare
What a fag

>>15035980
>back in 2010 everyone thought this was the funniest shit
>now it's just lame
Damn.

>>15037765
>want to do something more with french fries
>does something less
This seems very retarded, but people pay for the novelty I guess.

>>15032582
>breakfast
in what reality?

>>15035052
The ramen one is the healthiest. I don't see the appeal of getting drunk and then eating fat stuff you are too drunk to remember enjoying anyhow, but you'll know you had them by the width of your waistline.

>>15038612
The point is that you want them while you're drunk. Do you remember and reminis about every single meal you consume?

>>15035842
The fact that this guy is in on her schtick might be the biggest twist in my life.

>>15037765
They could at least stuff them with cheese or something

>>15036503
Did this retard confuse flour and cornstarch

>>15032812
I don't think any of those are correct. "Chips and cheese" I don't think I have seen anyone buy that once when drunk in 20 years. That's like school kids at lunchtime food.

>>15038653
If it's something extremely delicious but extremely unhealthy, I want to savour it because I won't be having it often.

For things I chow down mindlessly in front of the computer, I pick dark veggie green.

>>15030964
clapping when food was brought to em

>>15030964
Nevwr again, Thanks Covid.......

>>15039420

>>15039433

'Tis the season.

>>15039444

>>15039439

>>15039457
here are some breasts.

>>15037814
Jej

>>15039444
That is revolting. Maybe even worse than the stereotypical Jack and Kay garbage.

>>15032822
That dull knife makes me want to have another child.

>>15035735
I would rather not have my eggs look like a wet prolapsed anus.

i want chinese food

>>15032582
the sure love making things as waffles

>>15036699
Its not in the batter you dingus

>>15032731
vegans making fake meat is like them reinventing the wheel

>>15032759
at first it looks good but then he had to ruin it with that salsa

>>15032792
there is no way he and his family gets to finish all that

>>15032822
why does he keeps the rings?

>>15039444
why is vagina so fucking nasty-ass yet cock so delicious ?

>>15039714

>>15037919
There's no "lesson" to "learn". By the time you are having strokes, you are already past the point of doing anything to prevent them. I've had two, and I'll keep having more until they kill me. The bloodthinners help reduce the risk of an ischemic stroke, but if a vessel bursts anyway then I'm going to bleed out into my brain until I die.

And believe it or not, this was't even my fault. I was perfectly healthy until I moved to Taiwan and ate their shitty industrially-contaminated "food oils" that they use to prepare everything. Whatever crap they were dumping in the oil caused massive HBP that nearly killed me, and left me with aneurysms all over the place. I've had three burst already and one of those is where I keep having repeated strokes.

>>15037979
Well, keto will fix the beetus if he's T2. Not "leaning" but actually doing it, hard, for years.

>>15032656
You just know that some of those ingredients are undercooked while others are absolute mush

>>15032731
I would eat it desu. Why not?

>>15032832
Was the egg ice cold?

I can't stand this fat fuck, he needs to be locked away from a kitchen.

>>15038612
>these are 10/10's in bongland

>>15032926
>burns bologna but somehow undercooks shitty dollar store meat
jack is a very complex man

>>15032746
>the arm dangling
Sides in orbit

>>15039672
why would you do this

>>15036039
The clips of them actually eating the thing genuinely look like found footage

>>15032812
>China
>Beef
>Chicken
Yeah, no. That's dog, cat and rat.

>>15036503
i fucking hate kay so much. i used to enjoy making fun of her as the videos went along but she deserves the rope even more than jack

>>15032812
Buzzfeed strikes again! Just out of which ass did they pull out the idea that anybody in the Czech republic puts their fuckin smažák in a bun, that's just fucked. Normally when you order fried cheese in a pub it's accompanied by french fries and a condiment, typically either ketchup or tartar, and it's served on a plate. Every pub I've been to does it like that and it works like a charm when you've had too much or want some more and need to fix yourself. Maybe the arrogant troglodytes from the large cities do that, but then again those retards drink watery piss and only in low quantity so I wouldn't be a wee bit surprised if the bun version is considered a gourmet delicacy in there.

>>15032665
Is that Jack?

I don't recognize this kitchen.

>>15036039
the epic meal time guy still makes stuff today, but it's extremely depressing to watch

>>15032822
The guy should just stop cooking, join some cartel and make execution videos with how dull those knives are.

>>15041043
Only one or two of the original guys are still involved though, after the lawsuits.

>>15032669
But why add green onions in the beginning?

I'm getting convinced that many people consider food to be a toy first and foremost. all that shit is dreadful

>>15032717
So much oil.

>>15032872
What a piece of shit.

>>15032812
>Ramen
>RAW egg and fucking Broccoli

>Currywurst
>Ketchup instead of Currysoße
>Mayo dusted with Curry

It's like these people we're told a vague recollection of someone's travel abroad while both parties were drunk.

>>15033306
Why?

>>15033137
I don't know who this jack guy is but having scrolled through this thread I now hate him and anyone who posts his webms with a burning passion. I hope they all get ass cancer and die.

>>15035694
suck a dick niggerfaggot

>>15039799
Take care of yourself, bro.

>>15032812
>England - Chips with Cheese

Fuck me, the 13yr old pikeys on their BMX have cheesy chips (literally just chips with grated pizza cheese on it, nothing else).

It depends on the piss up. if it's a proper late one, like 2am clubbing, then only kebab/pizza shops are open. But if you're with friends and not chasing pussy, you end up in a curry house round a massive table with beers and loads curry.

>>15032703
looks like he's missing fingers on his right hand

>>15032559
You don't put shrimp and Andouille together,
all your going to taste is Andouille

>>15033306
This gave me a fucking headache with how blurry every shot is

>>15035997
What happens to him if he lets go of the oven handle?

>>15035842
>when the villain corrupts the hero and forces them to join

>>15036645
because at a deeper level they're still omnivores like all humans are, its just a big cope

>>15031096

>>15041636
He has another stroke

>>15041636
Lmao that's his mobilidy sgooder

>>15041163
>I d-don't k-know, guys....
No one believes you, homo

>>15039145
>>15041914

>>15030964
That's not pizza

>>15032669
Haiyaaa

>>15035864
She's just sitting them back out into the cup

>>15041011
I don't think a single one of those was actually true other than the kebab

>>15036437
Seeing as I just masturbated to it... maybe?

>>15032669
Uncle Roger would like to have a word with you, bitch.

>>15042535
kek

>>15032709
>al dente, perfectly coocked

>>15032729
is that jack daughter? she cute

>>15032812
>czech republic and iran but not spain
fucking niggers

>>15031096
Now I understand why muslims behead people

>>15039651
I wonder what mistery meet is that

>>15039713

this looks like a jug of beer filled with tapeworms. I hate this

>>15039566
what did he mean by this

>>15032849
goes great with Isengard Unleashed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ocBnraYhc

>>15039713
kek i saw that she was asian and assumed those were worms

Since today is Veterans Day, here's some Amerilard food to celebrate our veterans.

>>15033531
Chef's Club is French lol

>>15037232
I feel bad for us because every webm thread gets completely flooded with jacks shitty little clips. This thread is like 85% jack garbage.

>>15035926
Rinsing is for pussies, chads eat all of their meals raw and uncooked. The dirt and microscopic organisms add to the flavor.

>>15032871
why make so much glaze if half of it is carry over?
why sieve the glaze to remove bubbles if you're just gonna blend it again??

>>15039582
why not?

>>15035842
yes please

>>15031096
when did she start posting more

Those videos where three Michelin starred Italian chefs critique cooking videos, but with Jack

>>15040142
If it wasn't for the strokes I'd think he was just a super dedicated shitposter.

>>15032812
Pozzedfeed strikes again

>>15044033
He's just VERY dedicated. Christan Bale levels of dedication.