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Too expensive and they won't let you board drunk

>>15025756
this. air travel has sucked ass for the last 30-40 years.

>>15025449
Why do all airports "feel" the same no matter where in the world they are?

>>15025756
Do they do breathalyzer tests before boarding now?

>>15025778
Standardized design that's effective enough to not bother innovating.

>>15025780
>Do they do breathalyzer tests before boarding now?
They will for sure refuse you entry at the gate if you look and act like you're going to be trouble to the flight crew. It's their right to say "hell no" if they wish to deny you and do not have to rebook you or give a refund.

Fun fact: most drunk people who aren't British, are actually distraught people literally flying on their way to/from a funeral.

>>15025756
it's my right as an american to fly while wasted

>>15025904
It's my right as an American to not have to put up with your gay drunk ass

>>15025780
Yes. And a blood test for drugs. All passengers are required now. Even if you try to decline you will arrested for attempting to board public transportation while intoxicated.

>>15025829
Airlines deserve to fail

>>15025908
im guessing you're liberal?

I like to drink here then go upstairs to the budlight diner because it's the only place left in the whole complex you can smoke

>>15026028
You're guessing I won?

>>15026062
we all lost

>>15026062
yeah you're the group of no fun allowed not even canadians like you

>>15026098
Ok chud

>>15025449
For me its airport toilet because you can smoke there

>>15025449
Back when you could still smoke at them they were pretty top tier comfy. Too bad I always seemed to have to fly stupidly early in the morning.

>>15025756
I've defently boarded drunk and got more wasted on the plane. Based southwest having $5 doubles

>>15025756
Nigga Ive been flying since the 70s and Ive never flown sober, even as a kid.

>>15025449
i'd rather spend all day in a DMV or a dentist's office than an airport. probably my least favorite place to be. rude TSA niggers, crowded, loud, everyone in a rush, severely overpriced food, nothing but WAITING and WAITING and WAITING.

>>15026148
Southwest has gone downhill, sheboon stewardesses have started turning down vouchers that specifically say Do Not Expire. Power trippers.

>>15025449
that's where you find all the truly degenerate alcoholics who just can't wait till they get to their destination to tie one on in a real bar

>>15025774
is this what the people of bel air flying like?

>>15025449
hehehehehe punny

>>15026056
Sad news buddy:

> In addition to the closure of smoking rooms at the world’s busiest airport, smoking is no longer be permitted at the three airport restaurants that have allowed it: Gordon Biersch, TAP and Terrapin Taphouse

No smoking anywhere in ATL anymore

for me it's flying business class and drinking as much expensive booze as possible

I got too wasted at the airport bar last time and threw up all over the seat on the flight and they had to send me to the hospital to make sure I don’t die and had to take connecting flights next day. Then didn’t know until a year at later that I was charged for the ambulance ride and it fucked up my credit.

>>15025756
it would cost you like 150 dollars to order enough alcohol to get proper sloshed at an airport bar

>>15026148
You can bring minis free in a gallon bag. International, they don't even charge for beer so I had the better part of a 30-rack on the way to Hong Kong.

>>15025965
Yes, along with a mandatory Covid test, and as soon as the vaccine rolls out you'll have to show proof of vaccination.

>>15026172
It's fine to have that opinion, but you do sound retarded.

Once I brought a whole bag of weed brownies on an international flight

Good time

>>15025778
Would you prefer them to feel more like a bus station?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hL6nXfBhj0

Based Man Show.

>>15025449
>>15025756
You're doing it all wrong, bro
>wake up at 4am
>shower and get dressed
>take a shot
>put suitcase in the car
>another shot
>crack a can of beer for the drive to the airport
>get to parking garage
>drink a nip
>go inside and get on plane

>>15026062
>proud that his corpse candidate won
kill yourself loser, you're still a virgin

>>15026899
Ramsy pls go home

>>15026929
No, that Anon won because of insult.

>visited family for holidays
>link up with friend before flying out of PDX
>go drink together at BBQ place near the airport
>get pretty drunk, but not hammered
>get dropped off at the airport then immediately keep drinking at a bar alone
>blackout then wake up in Atlanta the next day on my plane
It was nice to time travel, but the taxi ride back to my place was awful. Why can't I ever stop drinking after I start bros.

>>15025449

Hey Louis. Remember that time I was in that airport bar?

>>15026485
For $150 you can just a membership to the FF Club for your airline of choice for a year, and then get sloshed for free.

>>15025780
It's only for international flights, after penis inspection.

>>15026172
>rude TSA niggers
Get PreCheck. They put the better staff on the Precheck line (either that or the staff are dealing with frequent fliers who know the deal and aren't sitting around wasting time)

>>15027080
Petah, I'm holdin' iced tea!

>>15026877
kecked

>>15025756

I board the plane drunk all the time and then continue to order triple whiskeys throughout the flight. I hold my shit together well though. I'm not a rowdy drunk. I did spill a full cup of jack Daniel's and ice into a elderly women's purse on a flight from Amsterdam last summer though. Whole seating row stank to high hell of whisky. That was a long flight.

>>15026462
Being charged for ambulance lol

How much?

>>15025756
Learn to hold your shit pussy boy

>>15026062
>Biden
>liberal
I highly suggest you look up his policies/law passed

>>15029003
for me it’s getting too drunk and talking to everyone lmao I’m sure nobody likes it and I cringe afterwards but I do it anyway
at least I’m a nice guy when I’m drunk

>>15029916
Holden?

>>15029022
Well he is a neo lib.

>>15026396
My quality of life fucking skyrocketed when they banned smoking in restaurants and venues here.

>>15025965
They don't blood test you, but they do swap your phone for traces of drugs.
It's a real worry for me because I'm an RN and sometimes use my phone after handling medication. I haven't been "caught" yet but it definitely makes me clean my phone really carefully before I fly, and I switch to a different cover from the one I usually have on it.
I bet those sniffer dogs could react to me as well if I had to fly just after a shift and didn't have time to shower.
Wonder how often something like that happens.

>>15026172
I spend the time walking around taking photos of all the weird people.
Of the pics I take on a 1-week vacation I'd say as much as a third are from the airports.

>>15030046
Is it good?

>>15030046
I flew from Copenhagen to Heathrow this August.
Only 2 places that were open in all of copenhagen airport was a sausage wagon and a beer stand and the outdoors smoking bit.
Based danes prioritizing.

>>15030062
It's a boring and kind of sour lager.
There are many better options than a regular Carlsberg.
And I'm saying this as a Dane.

>>15030137
I think the sausage place is probably the last thing they'll ever close at the Cph. airport, yeah.
They're good hotdogs but very overpriced, obviously.

>>15026062
"won"

>>15025449
I snuck some edibles from SJC. That made my time at the airport more fun.

>>15030062
its shit

>>15026062
>geriatric drone strike man
>a win
Holy fuck do I ever hate blue team red team NPC politics

>>15029916

Yeah I can relate to that. I've had some great chats with people being blasted on planes. Sometimes is does create cringe memories though.

>>15025756
definitely not lmao

>>15031749
IKR? Orange team is best.

>tfw platinum skymiles amex gets you into whatever the fuck the name of their club is at airports where available

free drinks boys

>>15033387

Love that shit. Me and my friend always show up to the airport way too early so we can sit in the platinum lounges and get pissed for free before we depart.

>>15033512
My connections are always too close together.

>>15030040
i do a lot of coke off my phone if they ever do that im fucked

>>15026485
How much do you drink on a regular basis?
Used to drink two Long Island Ice teas so I could get a nap for a 45 minute flight I had to take regularly.

>>15025965
God, I fucking wish.

>>15030040
drug dog false positives? i've heard 30% are misses.

Whenever I would fly home from college I would always get plastered before the flight.

At worst, the TSA person would just say to make sure I didnt keep my knees locked that I may pass out. Never heard that before but I just brushed it off.

>>15025756
>tfw never flown because I always fail the pre-flight penis inspection

>>15026396
I landed in ATL from Winnipeg and have never seen so many blackies, and man did they have an attitude problem. Bought a pack of smokes and went to the smoking room but got sassed every time I went to buy anything else, including the smokes, beer, food, whatever. Just stink faces from these people, why are they like this? I’m actually really nice in public so I don’t know why they were so uppity

>>15030143
You’ve insulted carlsberg for the last time

>boarding an airplane drunk
>not boarding an airplane with 3 pot brownies dissolving in your stomach and about to dissolve your brain

>>15033523

Yeah connections are tight. I'm talking about the initial arrival. Whether it be Denver, Barcelona, Amsterdam, or lima. Always arrive early so you can have 9 beers, some food and a shower before you leave. Its the only way to travel.

>>15025756
Sounds like bullshit. I was flying like a year ago and they gave me unlimited wine refills.
Everyone look at me judgingly, fuck them.

>>15026462
>charged for the ambulance ride
Oh say can you see

>>15025449
>its the ___ for me

kill yourself. there are so many places to be a llttle faggot, 4chan is not it. all day i watch tik toks and instagram posts of faggots like you and im jus tryna vibe dude why u gotta give me flashbacks. i hesitated to type faggot because i thought the instagram filter would detlete it. fuck you anon fuck you in fnt like you doepp

>>15025449
Yeah me too mate. Lots of rough jetlagged early mornings/late nights spent there. Love-hate relationship

>>15025829
Yeah, I've seen a few poor bastards get sacked from boarding the flight due to this. You just need to control yourself as good as you can

I've gotten completely shithammered and still managed to get on the plane after trying my hardest to walk straight followed by a compliment to the staff, I never said a word after.

>>15025756
Just pay more money for first class and start pounding back free beer, nigger

>>15025778
if anything if you treat the customer efficiently you can get people to not stall your business

>>15034583
It was the Calgary airport that called the ambulance and it was $450. Hotel overnight and dinner was complimentary though.

>>15034772
I drank 19 beers on a flight to Milan and the hot stewardess cut me off because they were "out of beer"

>>15034805
I manged to pound back 30 from YEC to LAX, and the only two reasons I stopped is because the plane ran out of beers and i desperately needed a cigarette

>>15025756
I remember a long time ago back maybe in 2010 TSA speed a guy ahead of me in the checkpoint with a bottle of Bushmills in his bag.

>uh sir, you can not bring liquids on to the flight
>why not?
>it has to be less than 3 ounces and in a plastic bag, you need to throw it out

Dude says fuck it, cracks the top and just starts chugging a bottle of Irish whiskey in the TSA security checkpoint line at 1 in the afternoon.

>>15025756
I remember I flew Air France and I was seated with two other people also in their twenties on my way to the Paris airport for layover. The guy was a tad obnoxious, but the girl was cute, we hit it off on the flight and she cuddled me on the plane... anyway, it was a dope flight, because the stewardesses kept giving us free booze until we got pretty well buzzed. Thanks old French air stewardess, I’ll never forget you.

>>15034834
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3210003/Chinese-passenger-rolled-airport-terminal-downing-BOTTLE-125-Cognac-tried-board.html

I was going to mention this story earlier but then I forgot. Thank you for reminding me again.

>>15033737
I mean false positives off people who work healthcare because they're around meds specifically.
30% is kinda worrying considering it might make some dude put a finger in your ass, though.