/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15019836
Smoking is gay and so are the dutchs

>>15019841
I guess that makes me double gay, which reverts back to being straight.

>>15019841
Kanker boef

tering zeg hajenius nog wel, u heeft geen smaak
slechte winkel in amsterdam ook nog

>>15019836
I'm partial to Rocky Patels

I like those little panter blue ciga Nnnn n,rs on the fly

I only smoke cigars rolled on the cafe au lait colored thighs of Cuban women

>>15019877
Olé indeed

a bajillion colonies and access to high quality tobacco

>>15019836
Retard here. Does smoking cigars give you a nicotine buzz like smoking a cigarette does, since you don't inhale?

>>15020021
Sure does. It's gets in through your mouth, just like chewing tobacco

>>15019847
Based double negative poster

>>15019836
Carribean cigars only

I've been enjoying the occasional Hemingway Short Story by Arturo Fuente, looking to pick up some maduros in the future.

I smoke pipes more, picked up a tin of Nightcap the other day for the old Rhodesian. Been enjoying it, I can see the hype. My go-to has usually been Orlik Golden Sliced. I guess I prefer the tobacco of the Danes to the Dutch.

>>15020021
It does, and with less of the lung clogging shit. They aren't harmless, obviously, but at least I can breathe.

>>15019847

>>15020021
one quick google search would have solved that question. you sir are indeed a retard.

>>15019877
Based

"Hey genius, your dildo's on fire"

>>15019847

>>15021866
>"rolled on the thighs of a virgin"

>>15019857
Based

>>15020149
a man of class and taste.

>>15019836
I smoke house blends, but I'm fairly sure they're monte cristos.

Good shit and a lot cheaper than name brand.

>>15019836
I smoked a cigar at my brothers wedding and felt smoke sick the whole night.

>>15019836
I honestly don’t know what “don’t inhale” means. Do I just let it sit in my mouth?

>>15023251
Essentially, yes.

>>15019854

I can't smoke like I used to. Can't even smoke a full pipe without getting sick nowadays.
Who makes good cigarillos?

Smoking cigar's look's like you're sucking a big ol' cock.

Erhmm... paging Dr. Freud much ??????

>>15019847
So being a double nigger is being white?

>>15023715
My cock is bigger than a cigar.

>>15019836
which country grows the best rolling tobacco?

how the fuck is smoke got anything to do with cooking

>>15023723
Cigarillos don't count.

>>15023723
>ACID

Anyone have experience with Romeo y Julieta cigarillos? I've heard good things about them, but I see there's three different labels for them

>>15019836
How are these?

>>15019854
ik ook

>>15023736
Also the dutch, Van Nelle, Drum.

>>15025599
fuck off you orangeniggers can’t even grow weed properly

>>15025290
Just sold one last night. They smell nice, they were firm, looked nice, not too bulky and fat or skinny and short. I'd say they're pretty solid.

>>15023708
Seconding this. I want to get off cigs, vaping is gay and cigars are probably too much. I've only ever smoked gas station cigarillos lol

>he doesn't have 6 cigars a day

>>15028620
oops wrong pic related

>>15019877
Only cafe au lait colored thighs of virgin Cuban women for me, plebe.

Why do you all like to smell bad?

>>15028788
Female hands typed this post

>>15028788
you wouldn't get it

I need to acquire some cheap cigars, they're so fucking pricey in the UK. Like 33 quid for 5 little bastards.

>>15023708
the dutch

>why the dutch are so good at it?
they occupied spice island and steal thenative tobacco tradition
that fucking sea jews

>>15025290
>Romeo y Julieta
isn't that what Churchill famously smoked?

>>15029375
>ahh, nothing like a nice cigar, a cup of black coffee and some furry porn in the morning

>>15029525
Just buy them from European sellers. They cost a fourth of the price because the UK charges tax on cigars by weight.

>>15028788
Cigar smoke smells good though.

>>15019836
Were good at everything. Colonizing, winning Wars, slapping around the Brits and spanish, sex and cigars

>>15029750
Is it that simple? I looked around a while back but I encounter some stuff about "we can't sell online because blah blah tobacco law", I thought it wasn't possible. Got any good site recs?

>>15030643
Dig around a few cigar forums and you'll find some good ones. There's no guarantee you won't be done by customs but it'll be cheaper than buying here anyway and often much cheaper than before. I tend to buy £80 shipments for 30 cigars, and not small ones too. But I tend to smoke budget stuff.

>>15019877
>Cuban
>cafe au lait colored
Cortadito you maricon, at least be consistent. Based taste in cigars though.

>>15030658
Cigar forums? Interesting.
>80 for 30
Fuck yes, that's more like it. Paying effectively over a fiver per smally atm.

>>15031184
I'm buying Toros and Churchills for under £3 a pop so it's very affordable. That said, they are budget cigars, mostly Nicaraguan, but it's nice to have them. I'm just stocking up a lot these few months (making those 30 cigar purchases) in case leaving the EU causes things to be clamped down later.

>>15031195
Well I'm convinced, what sites do you use? Thanks for this feedback btw

>>15031238
I don't want to name them on 4chan in case someone decides they want to report things for a laugh (yes this happens), but if you poke about UK related cigar forums and other places, you'll find a few sites that come up. Just try not to get ones that ship from outside the EU as you'll run a larger risk of being hit and you might not even have a chance to pay the duty.