/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15022609
When in doubt, bacon and cheese

>>15022609
Stuff them with crayfish or salmon

dye them grey

>>15022609
'sup

>>15022609
cum

>>15022609
A great way to annoy Italians is pointing out that tater tots and gnocchi is basically the same thing

>>15022632
Not an italian, but if you serve me one when I'm expecting the other, there will be violence.

>>15022609
I put taco sauce or salsa on them.

>>15022632
nice one anon, ill save that for later

>>15022609
There's augmentation surgeries available

>>15022609
They're called "potato gems" or "chip balls" you dicksniffing retard.

>>15022632
You're not entirely wrong but at the same time you don't fry gnocchi so they don't taste anything alike

>>15022609
I wish I could get them unjazzed. Used to have them as a kid, but the only shop that sells them now has bacon mixed in, and it's fucking shit.

>>15022609
Top them with mashed deenz

>>15022609
how do i make them ?!

>>15022609
replace the potato with cheese curds

>>15022613
upvoted

chili cheese tots are good.
you could also just chop up some green onion and throw them on top a bit before they are finished

>>15022609
Dip them in mayonnaise.

>>15022850
not sure but maybe run some potato through a food processor and shape then freeze them?

>>15022864
Based and Wisconsinpilled

>>15022609
I once stopped at a place that served "loaded tots" which were basically a plate of them covered in the same stuff you'd get with a loaded baked potato: cheese, sour cream chives, bacon, and butter. Might have been more to do with the 6 hour drive that immediately preceded them, but damn, they were good.

Sweet potato tots with brown sugar and maple butter glaze.

>>15022609
I think you mean tooter tats

>>15023600
Checked.
I like them similar, but more nachoesque: queso, bacon crumbles, scallions, jalapeno slices. Add sour cream if the jalapeno is too spicy for you.

>>15023872
Yuck

>>15022609
Taco seasoning and nacho cheese for dipping.

>>15022632
tater tots are dumplings

>>15023600
sonic sells that

>>15024721
It's pretty common bar food too. I used to make them like that at a bar and grill I worked at.

>>15022609
Dip in mayo or mustard

>>15022914
repulsive

>>15024721
I fucking love sonic’s loaded tater tots with a foot long coney

>>15022609
>>15022609
Cayenne pepper, salsa verde dipping space, and a dollop of sour cream

>>15022609
Bay seasoning

jazz up my tater tots sounds like a euphemism for gay sex
>>15022632
fuck you

I used to co-own a tater tot food truck. Tot Wheels. We would do things like nachos or poutine but replacing the chips/fries with tots. You can top them with anything you want they're just fried carbs. If you want to make them fancy without slathering them in toppings just pick some nice taters and make them yourself, double fry them in duck fat and salt them with a fancy meme salt.

>>15027752
I think it's all disgusting slop but more power to you I suppose

>>15022705
Actually, you can fry gnocchi - in butter. Brown butter and sage, as well as some grated parmesan or pecorino depending on how gamey you like your cheese.

>>15024717
no they arent. dumplings are dough or suet. tater tots are potato, hence "tater"
>>15022632
gnocchi tastes of nothing til it gets seasoned. ultimate pleb food, fuck italians

>>15022609
Beer cheese

>>15022609
toss them with garlic, Parmesan and rosemary after they come out of the fryer/oven

>>15023600
>loaded tater tots
Totchos are pretty great, too. Especially if you're kinda drunk.

>>15022609
You mean jizz up your tots right? Everything taste better with cum.

while frozen, toss in a bowl with olive oil, tumeric, cumin, and cayenne pepper

arabic tots

>>15028418
No one's frying their tater tots in sage and gamey cheese except for hipsters.

I fry my tots in
L A R D
A
R
D

>>15028665
gnocchi is a type of dumpling