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πhole

Uchiha pies!

>>15002891
Call your business "Pie Crisis"

Just name it pie crisis

I dont k ow " pie crisis seems hard to create a slogan for. Lmao thank you and I'd love more ideas.

>>15002891
"creampies for your lady"

>>15002891
(First name)creampies

>>15002922
"My wife's fresh creampies"

>>15002891
Slice of Heaven

>>15002891
QT3.14

pienanigan

>>15002891
nigger town

>>15002891
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>>15002969

very cool

>>15002891
Real response: What is your market? If it's middle class suburban moms, a woman's name + pies would be best. Something like:
>Samantha's Pies

If it's hipsters, you want a title that's either a play on words or a phrase. Something like:
>Apple of my Pie
>Just another pie company

If you want a folksy, more rustic appeal, use the name of where your business is located. Something like:
>Julian's Pies
>Utica Pie and Cobbler Company

>>15002896
Good one

>>15002891
How about 'Pie in the face!'

I think it'll resonate with millennials who watched Nick.

>>15002891
How about π o'clock

"Try our exotic creampies"

My market is mostly people who live in the small town woods with some subburn type areas. 20 miles from down town Houston. We would call it about a hour drive. We mostly serve surrounding areas of about 5 or so miles. Most are my age 35 and up. Huge majority female. Most everyone wants a few pies and at least one cheesecake.

>>15002891
In Pie We Crust®

>>15002994
Good ideas thank you

>>15003027
Already taken

>>15003039
Aunt Jemima's Good Ol' Eatin' Pi'

>>15003026
So don't go for the hipster names then. Alternatively, you can use food ingredients as your name. Something like

>Butter & Flour Pie Company
>The Blue Pecan

Some other random ideas
>The Upper Crust
>Sticky Plates
>Wholesome Pies

Pew the Pie

>>15002891
Shut your fat piehole™

>>15003049
Wholesome Pies sounds good for the type of clientele he sells to.

>>15002891

My Family Pies

>>15002891
Pied Piper
Laying Pipe
Piping Hot Pies
Le Pie
Los Pie
The Pie Shoppe
Buy My Pie
P'ie
Pieters Pies
Pie Pick Up Point

Magpie Crusts
Have a magpie hoarding a slice of pie in its nest as your emblem

>>15002891
Pieping Hot Pies

>>15003071
YOU STOLE MY IDEA

>>15003063
This is unironically very creative. I'd go somewhere with this one

>>15002896

FPBP

>>15003081
Sorry :(

>>15002891
We smokum peacepie

>>15002896
Metrosexual bugmen will eat this name up and make up 75% of bakery and cafe clientele

>>15002891
Sugarrush pies

>>15002891
Pie in the sky.

Pietropolis Fresh Homemade Simply Delectable Pies Cobblers Cheesecakes Holiday Baked Goods Family Business Wife and Husband &Sons Rich and Tasty Pie Yum Mmmm Good Enough to Eat Holiday Treat Pies Perfection Delightful Dessert Delight Pie Cobbler Houston Texas Delicious Bakery & Co.

>>15002921
What's nice is
Pie Crisis!

>>15003026
How good are these pies? I'm from Houston, just be wary of House of Pies competition

>>15002891
>PIE
>CRISIS
>TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anon's Pies
High Time for Pie!
Pie or Die
Buy our Pie!
that's all I got.

>>15002891
Lucky Meringue's

>>15002891
Are you Jap bread anon?

>>15002891
Donald Trump Pie Company

Pie No Crisis

"Monotheistic Islam and why is pie time you devote yourself to jihad"

>>15004099
Praise to Isis
Visit Pie Crisis

>>15003026
Buffalo Bayou Pie Company

>>15002891
Pick up a white people name who inspires trust, and "& son", to make it seems old and even more trustworthy.

Pie are squared

I got it op.

Call it [spoiler] simply pies

>>15004640
Considering your target demographic, I think this is a fantastic idea. James & Son Pies, Thomas & Son Pies.

Either that, or some white girl name like another anon said. "Samantha's Pies" is perfect.

>>15002891
Cream pies in your ass.

>>15002891
Vinegary Shit Factory

>>15002891
Texan bakery
Texan pies
Nigger pie
No niggers allowed pies
Fuck niggers
Lynch all blacks
Pies unlimited
Pies & more bakery

Hootin' Tootin' Nigger Hangin' Pies

>>15002891
Cutie Pie

Sneed and Feed’s pies (formerly Chuck’s)

>>15002898
shorten it to piesis

If your clientele is all suburban moms and stuff, you have to go with something like *Woman's Name*'s Pies. Suburban moms fall for stupid shit like that all the time, and the woman doesn't even have to exist - just make up some dumb story about how it's your mom's recipes and you named the company after her.

>>15002891
Crustier than Toe

>>15003026
What makes your pies different? Extra fillings? Secret ingredients? Extra big? Extra tall? Unique flavors? Organic/wholesome? Your name should convey/add to what makes you stand out.

The pie picture you posted has quite nice & tall toppings - that's the most unique thing I can tell from that, so based on that & texas I came up with:

Tall Tales Bakery (kind of a texan vibe but maybe corny)

Piled High Pies (if tall toppings is something unique about your pies)

Alamode or Alamo'de (you know...alamo...texas)

i think that last one is pretty good actually... tell me more about what makes your pies special, or the vibe you want, and i'll try more names though

>>15002891
holy fuck they look fucking delicious!
have a website?
or the recipe?

>>15002896
Holy shit this name is an amazing marketing scheme, too catchy for normies not to enter your store.

>>15003975
I'd pretty good started in my house then built a kitchen off my property. Ppl seem to like them a lot expecially the way they look as well as taste.

>>15004072
White native American mix wit blue eyes. 6 foot great cook 7 kids. Why do you ask

>>15005250
I think you have done well. I'm the only one with in miles that has pies and I do it all from scratch. No cans or store crust. Mostly known for just looking so good and tasting good. Everyone loves how they look more than anything. They are very full and tasty as well.

>>15005411
I do not have a web site yet and I am workin on a new fb page...with a actual name. I use the recipes I have learned over the years and some from my fav chef who just so happens to have a youtube page called preppy kitchen. Web page is preppykitchen.com. I am located on the north side of houston 281 area code.

>>15002898
Dope ass name

High flying Pies

>>15003026
Go aggressive. Call it "House of Better Pies"

>>15002891
"In your face" LLC

>>15003094
>unironically

It's been suggested already, but my brother also came up with "Pie in the Sky" he says it would be good for OP's clientele.

>>15002891
Pied Pie-per

Picture Perfect Pies.

You're probably already a pie master, but you can get really fancy with superficial decorations/toppings to attract a more upscale market.

OP here. You have all. Even very helpful its much appreciated.

pISIS

>>15002891
π-man

>>15007098
I hate it when iPhone does that shit

happy baking anon

Empty Plate Pie Co.

Creature Comfort Crusts.

Hey OP, can you show us more of your pies?

pie's the limit!

>>15006274
There's a guy who sells bread on weekends and he comes here sporadically. I though it was you.

>>15002898
And style all your promotional materials like 2005 Time Crisis

>>15007142
Op here Yes me too. And I'm to fast for it to register some times.

>>15007189
Please show us your hairy Pie, your penetralium, etc

Sup pies

>>15002891
>Big Mike's Cream Pies

PIES

(all caps is the only way)

>>15007981
sounds like a parks and rec gag

>>15002891
sneed's feed and seed

PIE HARD.

Operation Pieraqi Freedom
texans will literally eat this up

>>15007098
What name did you pick? I may be working down in Houston in January so maybe I'll drop by.

>>15007142
>iphone
faggot

Pie-ce of cake

Cow Pies
(We're the $#!+)

>>15004179
Praise to piesis

>>15004773
winrar

>>15006291
From Scratch Pies
From Scratch Pie Company
Heirloom Pies
Family Secret Pie Co.
Buy my pie or I'll spit in your eye
No word of a lie pies
Lone Star Pies
Eyes on the Pies

>>15010358
The pie is a fabrication

>>15002891
Butt Pie-rate Bakery

>>15002891
12 Inch Pie-ness
Creamed In Pies
Pastries In Encrustment (P.I.E.)

>>15002891
Whore's Milk

>>15002921
You can call it 'ISIS for short

>>15002961
generic but good for small town/tourist trap areas

>>15002891
>oral creampie compilation

>>15002891
Realize real pies

Krusty pies, use a clown as your logo

Creampie Wonderland

>>15003026
>small town woods with some subburn type areas. 20 miles from down town Houston
There is no small town within 20 miles of downtown Houston, my man, only suburbs. You're inside the 99 loop.
Go with >>15002896

>>15002891
The Cum Dungeon

>>15002891
Drumpf btfo pies
Your Royal Pieness
Look me in the Pie
Stink Pie
Humble Pie Company
Raw HD Creampies [full link in description]
US Marine Corps Pies Hoorah - No Stolen Valour commies welcome
MAGAPIES

>>15010979
>Humble Pie Company
This wouldn't be a bad idea if he's actually in Humble

>>15002891
Pie Another Day

>>15002891
Wife's Name's Pies

>>15011001
the living pielights

>>15011001
>>15011448
Live and let pie

>>15002891
cow tools

>>15002891
In the Sky Baking

Pie-O-My

>>15002891
The Pie Guy

>>15011686
it would work well probably

>>15002898
I support this idea

>>15002891
"Trying Too Hard Bakery"

>>15003063
That's pretty cute. I'd buy pies from such a place

The Lone Star Pie Kitchen
The Great Texas Pie Company

Pie-O-My

Good Pies

>>15010870
Op here I'm between conroe and atascocita. Kinda in kingwood

>>15010983
I dont even have but maybe one customer from Humble. And I think there is already ir was a humble pie place idk.

>>15002891
piedemic or piedemia

Coronapierus

>>15002891
>>15002896
Pie Squared, if there's a market for square pies. I don't know pie prices, but you could price stuff 9.86 of your local currency for the gimmick.

>>15002891
iPie

>>15015731
>>15015783
Not so original

Boys Don't Pie
We believe these pies to be indecrustable
PIED.com

>>15002891
Live and Let Pie
Pie, Pie, Pie My Darling
Welcome to the Jungle Baby, You're gonna Pie

>>15002891
Pie curious

The man with the golden crust

>>15002891
American pie

Piemageddon

Sweetie Pie.

Senpie's

Piekachu

>>15016332
Dr. Pie

>>15018820
Goldenpie

>>15002898
I will do the branding for free if you name it this. So good. So catchy.

Just number them like pho restaurants. Pie 75.

>>15002891
"Pie to a thousand places"

>>15002891
>>15017668
OH, PIE.

>>15002891
Why don't you call it FUCK MY MOUTH AND ASS PIE STORE?

That way, you'll let em know what you are truly passionate about. Let the product do the talking. Lower your balls into a salad shooter.

>>15002891
14 years is nowhere near enough lurking newfag

Pie Supply

Pies Maker

>>15002891
mamayukero

>>15002891
Since it's just your wife and you, how about "Ten Digits of Pie"

I’ve never laughed so hard at a /ck/ thread and I don’t know why

*unzips pie*

Pienis

dude, pie, lmao
cucked pie corp.
Pie Industries International

Pie, pie Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was pie
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and pie
Singin' this'll be the day that I pie

>>15002891
Diane Pie

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this pie!

The only thing we have to buy is pie itself

I did not have sexual relations with that pie

Speak softly and carry a big pie

Wit is lost on the masses, go for something extremely safe.

>>15003014
make it personal for the customer, "Pie In Your Face!"

Pie Society

>>15002891
Insert your lastname ____________Bakery, Inc.

You want to have people know your name and that your business is more than pies, so if it grows bigger and bigger, then your name is still fitting. If your name is way too wrong for a business name (unfortunately bad luck), then you alternatively theme it for "occasion baking" if you wish, or your locale by naming it after your town/city/area or style of baking. Southern Pies. Heritage Pies. Lone Star Pies. Houston Pies. Hurricane LOL Pies. Two Bakers Pies. You could have a "secret meaning" kind of name that people ask about, and that leads to a nice story about the husband and wife history or story. Brand loyalty about your labor of love.

>>15002994
These are great, Anon

>>15003102
lol

>>15018847
From Russia with pie

>>15002965
Underrated

>>15020252
His market is Texan housewives, not I am le smart redditors

Pie don't want to live anymore
Over 300 confirmed pies
13% of the population consumes 53% of the pies
Bake America Pies Again
Buy a pie or get out

>>15002891
Disguise Pies
(i.e., dis guy's pies)

>>15002898
Yeah, you already had the name OP

>>15019666
based satan

>>15020320
>13% of the population consumes 53% of the pies
kek

>>15003049
there already exists a chain called "Upper Crust" here in UK, fyi.

>>15019666
I have tears from this thread and don’t understand.

>for real
Pietex
Roundup (pies)

2nd for Buffalo bayou pies or co

>but also
Pienatration
Misshapen jimmy pies
Grabbie’s pies
It’s Not Pizza, Sorry
Huge Chocolate pienus

>>15002891
Offal boxes

>>15002891
Piedoughphile

Pieramid Scheme

also..
Pie Broker
Pie Dealer
Piemonger
Pie Peddler
Pie Purveyor

>>15004789
Underrated

>>15002891
Mr Big Sausage Pie

>>15015833
That's already a pie chain here in Toronto I'm pretty sure

>>15002891
grandma's creampies
pie-man
pie fever

>>15002891
So how do we contact you to order?
Not there myself but have friends in the western suburbs.

>>15002969
It's times like this I wish I was black. I'd open a little shitty convenience store and gas station, with a flattop so we could cook burgers and eggs and stuff like that and I'd put it in the ghetto near a college. I'd serve nachos and patty melts and hot dogs with jalapenos on them to mexican construction workers on their lunch break, washing it down with Tecate 40s from the fridge. We'd make money from drunk frat boys coming in at midnight to get beer and lose money from getting robbed all the fucking time, but we'd have bars on the windows because they either come heavy or not at all. And I'd call it "Nigger Town" in big neon letters above the door so everyone who drives by can see it. I'd die at 55 of a massive heart attack and people would put flowers in front of the store to morn me because they all knew me and loved me and they all had a story about something that happened at Nigger Town.

cum pie inc

the one thing people are wary of with food is getting ill from it, so make sure they know yours are okay!
>safe to eat pies
>pies that will NOT make you sick
>hygienic pies
>pies that are safe to eat

>>15003102
kek

>>15021478
cumtown

>>15002891
Based Pies

>>15022345
What would you answer if someone comes into your shop and asks what they're based on?

>>15002891
Anon's Hot Creampies

>>15022385
i would reply y'all niggas dont even smoke crack

Lucy in the pie

NaPieleon BonApietit and its brand imagery is napoleon stuffing his face full of pie. You could even dress up as him

>>15023873
>"An army marches on its stomach."

>>15002898
This is it

>>15002891
Creampie for your mum

Why not this?

>>15002891
>live in shitlib city
>become millionaire
Cucked Cream Pies

>>15020653
surely it has to be Piedoughphile

>>15002891
My Wife’s Cream Pie

>>15002896
fpbp

>>15022975
Lucy in the pie with almonds, ha

Advertise the height.
I pass this billboard every time I drive cross-country that says "foot high pies" and I never get to go because of my schedule but feel mad about it for over an hour. It sticks in my mind.

>>15002891
would you like some pie with your whip cream you pig disgusting amerifat

>>15026153
Lucy is slang for LSD, not sure that'd go down well in suburban texas

>>15026185
It's clearly meringue you foodlet
that said, like most American ''''pies''", it doesn't look very good

>>15002891
A pie for help

>>15002896
I like this, the logo can be pi over a circle, ezpz

>>15002891

OP PIE

Retarted

>>15002891
Pied pipers
Pie in Sky
Fully baked

>>15026219
Hole is a fucking disgusting word. Piehole itself holds a negative connotation. Possibly one of the worst names ITT. You guys are absolutely retarded if you think consumers want that cringey shit. Also americans are fucking retarded so at a glance they'll think durr whats an N hole? Must be some foreign russian company xD next!

>>15002984
Recite the first x digits of pie to get that much % off your first pie you buy today!

>>15002891

I like "The Humble Pie Company"

also

Pies The Limit
Fulfilling Pies
The Fulfilled Pie Shop/Company
Tasty Cakes (pie and bakery shop)
Sweetie Pies

>>15002896
fpbp as always

Name it
"The brutal rape and murder of a young girl, no matter how much she screams it won't stop, pie company"

AMERICAN PIE!
"where the chef personally fucks every pie!"

Hitler did Nothing wrong pie shop and bakery

>>15014446
Ayyyyy K-Hood! KHS Class of '09 here

pieway

Well I Wanna Pie

Professor Cornelius Cumswirlz Pastry and Pie Laboratory™

>>15003026
I’m 20 miles from Houston, where can I get one of these pies?

>>15020119
For me it's this one

Moms cream pies

>>15002891
Besties pies : reason sounds like cutsey a millennial word or something simple like mamas happy pies : reason it's a homey feeling name for boomers. How ever it depends on where you live , lot of college kids or suburban boomer neighborhood full of white people , maybe u live in the hood i can go with audrie's pies , but remeber the word pie has to be incorporated so people know u sell pies. If u need help ur welcome to reply

Impierivm

>>15002891
Cream pies

>>15029416
I really really like this one.

Since you’re in Texas you should call it Confederate Crust.

>>15004789
really underrated, you made this niga?

We Got Her Pies

>>15021478
"Pie Crisis!" is a great name, really eye-catching. you can make a great logo and brand with that.