/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15001116
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>15001119

>>15001119
>the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi
you must be 18 to post here. Sushi is an export food

>>15001119

+10 credits to your social score. Great job chang.

>>15001145
>>15001156
>>15001179
Guys, stop replying to the trash pasta.

>>15001187
Sure thing, samefag larping boy.

>>15001156
>exporting sushi
Is that even safe?

>>15001119
>staple is sushi
It's not

>their curry is watered down soup
That wasn't curry dumbass

>ramen is inferior to chinese noodles
The noodles are inferior but the broth is what makes ramen far better than chinese noodles could ever be and why ramen is so popular.

>even instant noodles is taiwanese
This is false. They were invented after the second world war when the US was supplying flour to Japan during reconstruction. The Japanese did not eat as much bread as the US so a Japanese man tried to find a good way of preparing the flour in a form that could easily be stored and prepared by people, and he made noodles and discovered that if they were deep fried just right then they shrank up but were receptive to being rehydrated quickly and easily with boiled water.

>>15001234
The "instant noodles are chinese" thing is based on how Momofuku Ando chose to live in Japan after they lost control over Taiwan following WW2, but held onto his Taiwanese citizenship because he didn't want to be forced to forfeit his parents property for being a "foreign land owner". Instant noodles were invented and produced in Japan by a man who would have otherwise been considered Japanese if not for China reclaiming Taiwan.

>>15001187
Pasta is only a topper for sushi, dumbass. not the main ingredient.

>>15001116
when having a conversation with my japanese colleagues i said, it must have been a while since you've had some TKG, right. they said that it's apparently safe to eat raw eggs after blanching the salmonella off of the shell. boiling water for 30 sec to 1 minute.
haven't tried it myself yet.

>>15001260
That and Ramen is a bastardization of Lamian. They even write it out with katakana instead of hiragana, which indicates they still view it as a foreign word.

>>15001145
>>15001156
>>15001179
I think its fantastic that 4chan is essentially japanese (moot stole it from them short story) and so one of the biggest open platforms of free speech on in the internet will always support glorious japan over fucked communist china
>thank you weebs
>fuck you china
>t. American (fuck yeah)
>eating pie so not off topic

>>15001233
No
>but those digits are fresh as pic related

>>15001988
Based

>>15001988
lol
"free speech" is the best weapon for the 50 Cent Army, you dumb fucking face. try to learn what is propaganda machine.

>>15001988
It's amazing just how much sway Japanese media have over the west now, simply because they embrace and share their culture rather than shunning it.

>>15001119
fuck china all they make is put sugar, vinegar and soy sauce together and call it fucking food

chinese food is fucking nasty

>>15001119
>this
they literally steal everything from their neighbors and claim it as their own.
its fucking sad.
and then the west thinks they are some sort of peak asian culture but only because they are the lap dogs of the west and we demonize any true resistance to our hegemony which comes from the strongest and longest standing centers of human culture in the world.
>im pro america
just saying, china, korea, and other east asian cultures (not nips) have been organized for thousands of years. there are lessons to be learned here.

>>15002386
Dont care retard, our freedoms are still infinitely better than china
>get fucked faggot

>>15003695
>cope and seethe

>>15001119
Jinping...

>>15003713
>buzzwords
>supporting communist china
>has not said a single thing of value
>no interesting points
>not even witty or funny
Get sole penis enhancement surgery chang

>>15003720
You sound mad, did someone hurt your feelings, you autistic little boy?

>>15001116
The eggs are craqued at room temp

>>15003727
No I just get slightly annoyed with edgy teenagers who think it's edgy/cool to support china
I feel compelled to point and laugh. But hey you are real cool bro, I'm sure your bite in real life brings you all the joy

>>15003746
Get a boob job, dilate seething tranny.

I'm getting tired of the japanese meme at the moment. Whether it is their food or anime, my friends are pathetic weebs now. They talk about anime all the time and even buy faggy figurines to fit in. One of my friends even has an asian girlfriend from korea. Japanese food is good, but it is simple. Your picture related only requires pasteurizing the eggs in hot water for 3 minutes. Typically they mix the egg with soy sauce and pour it over the rice. It's okay. It's another way to eat an egg. Really all asian food is pretty easy to make. Their level of skill is quite low. It's why every asian can make good quality food at home. Try saying the same of the average French guy. I'm not even french, but french style cooking is the best. Rant over. Stop being a weeb.

>>15001116
good soy sause with hot carb
bonus point for mild rice vinegar or mirin
sesame oil is mendated

>>15003429
go to your post, pvt gook

they're too busy being successful. same thing as german/swiss cuisine.

>>15001116
they pasteurize their eggs so it's safe to eat raw.

still gross though.

>>15001119
God you chinks are fucking retarded.

>>15001116
they wash the eggs in bleach.

>>15001119
God you copypasta faggots are fucking insufferable, like do you think you're being funny or something like Jesus Christ what a fucking faggot.

Sneed.