/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15000919
This is shopped.

>>15000919
Is this real!?

>>15000929
>>15000933
yes its my own sloppa, only pooftas fake

>>15000919
Why is ohio so based. All other states are cucks.

>>15000935
Timestamp it if you can but you can't.

>>15000947
only pooftas like yourself rely on such intangible thing as time, or what is infact reality, it is the humans idiosyncrasy to be partial to a supposed time that is homosexual, a deer does not think of its 6 am, or 12 am, or 8 pm, it merely thinks that it is dawn, day, dusk, night

>>15000919
yum

OK this thread is all myths ands lies AKA fake news. We need to shut it down before it gets out of hand.

>>15001026
this thread was bunked by snopes, sorry my child

>>15000919
I didn't notice the sardine overlaid on top of that image until I expanded the thumbnail, gave me a bit of a surprise there.

>>15001038
be mindful of your sloppa next time

OK this thread is all based ands deenlicious AKA /ck/ certified. We need to keep this bumped to keep this board quality before it gets out of hand.

Gentlemen, I do believe we've found our sticky. Like if you agree.

How do we stop Ohio?

>>15000947

>>15001270
Sorry for doubting you.

>>15000919
hooooooly shit oh my god that looks fucking based

>>15001270
My god this mad man is for real! Bow down to our deenz sloppa god

>>15001270
fucking based

>>15000933
Yes I was there when it happened

I hate this place.

>>15001419

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>>15000929
I want to believe you but perhaps someone who has seen a few shops in their days could weigh in, maybe with an analysis about the pixels.

>>15001419
Ur here forever

>>15000935
>>15000975
>poofta
I didn't think they imported Skyline to England.

>>15001255
>galze

>>15001537
shut your shit mate

>>15001255
Yes I love it really captures the spirit of the bored

>>15000919
galze a whole sloppa heh

CANT WAIT TILL THE HOLIDAYS TO VISIT MY HOME OF SOUTH WEST OHIO AND GET SOME F-U-C-K-I-N-G SKYLINE BROTHER

>>15001863
Don't forget to bring a can of King Oscar with you.

>>15000919
>>15000933
>>15000935
>>15001270
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>>15001286
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>>15001409
Umm sorry sweaties deenz have been debunked by the adl

>>15001656
I swear on me mum mate I will end you.

>>15001419
It's like a horrific car accident that you have a perverse impulse to gawk at but then you realize all that blood is yours and the memory rushes back.

>>15002007
If I see you on my street I'll tear your bloody bollocks off chap.

>>15001558
Oh holy shit I hope he realises one day, I just skimmed over it until you mentioned it
Imagine him looking at his oh so slick "I've cooked for a year" tat and realising it's as fucked as his career

My favorite foods are unironcally sloppa. Poutine, stir fry, chili, tofu scramble, hash browns and eggs, guacamole, chicken alfredo, chorizo and bean nachos, the list goes on and on. Here's to the slops and the shit

>>15002874
Here ya go!

>>15002874
Have your wolf brand chili ontop of some ramen noodles for the mega win!

>>15001255
this is seriously one of the best tattoos I've ever seen

Slide thread right before election day, how quaint

How fucking new/and or retarded can one anon be? Lets find out: >>15003131

Place bets on if he says I'm glowing im response because /pol/ buzzwords without any context are his thing lately

>>15003131
Stop using big words nonce

>>15003131
this is master bait.
stop master baiting.

>>15001419

>>15003006
>chili
>no beans
fucking WHY?

>>15000919
Actually an epic /ck/ thread

>>15001511
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time that OP's image is 100% authentic.

>>15004002
i recognize that donut

>>15003131
not this shit again

>>15000919
I'm literally shaking and crying

>>15004004
No real reason, I like it both with and without beans. I'm no pedantic asshole about that.

>>15000919
I did write in vote for sloppa with deenz. I hope he wins.

>>15002874
she's hiding because she knows once she comes out of the corner she is getting her ass beat and then has to clean it up

>>15000919
based

>>15002874
I've seen worse from a house some friends from rented, there was spegetti and shit on the walls, luckily I was just visiting them so didn't need to clean it up. I figured the landlord would do that but no such luck for those twats.

quality shitpost i enjoyed it

>>15002852
if u look closely the typo in glaze is photoshopped

Can I have my sloppa with Dean's?

>>15000919
Why do i feel happy after a tin o deenz, its just fish for fuck

Lads I'm about to make the sloppa for myself.

>>15009873
1337, epic, alpha, based, and lit as fuck.

>>15009873
Monitoring this absolute madlad

Slop o shit in the sauce pan and salted water for the spaghetti.

The skyline chili is super sweet and tastes a lot like nutmeg and cinnamon compared to what tim used to

>>15009904
add the golf ball

>>15009904
dont forget the deenz my nigga

>>15009873
I hope that is conflict free spaghetti.

Cheese shredded and onion minced. I do have Deenz if people really want the meme photo.

This chili out of the can is soupy as fuck. Gonna try to reduce it down.

Chili reducing.

>>15009926
you put the deens in the sloppies

Sloppa wit da deenz

>>15009973
HOLY BASED

>>15009973
Shopped.

>>15001255
>like
>on 4chan
Please, kill yourself.

Sloppa guy here. Honestly this is one of the worst things I've ever eaten. The "chili" only tastes like nutmeg and cinnamon. Nothing else. So just cinnamon nutmeg noodles with cheddar and onions. Living where I do, this is pretty terrible.

>>15009980
newfag

>>15009982
Cincinnati deserves to be nuked

>>15009982
That's what you get for eating a shop.

>>15009973
saved

My whole townhouse smells like weird cinnamon chili now, and my gut hurts. I'm gonna try to drink it away, and hope when I wake up tomorrow its gone. I was meme'd into thinking this would be good. I was wrong. Damn you 4chan.

>>15010082
Maybe you just reduced the chili by too much

>>15010082
>townhouse
well la dee dah

>>15009973
Incredibly fucking based

>>15009973
that looks fucked up man at least grind them down into the sauce

>>15009973
uhhhh based!

>>15009973
What does it taste like?

>>15000929
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>>15001280
That's clearly not real, nor is it a real timestamp.

>>15010582
Sorry sweaty timestamps don't lie.

>>15009918
It was but I murdered the cashier

>>15009973
Take me anon, my body is yours

>tfw I'll never eat sloppa after a nice baseball game on a hot summer night in Cincy
Why live bros?